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Nancy Goldstein

@nancygoldstein.bsky.social
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Brooklynite turned Barcelonian because low pain threshold. Queer AF. Comedian. Professor. Activist. Qui tacet consentit.

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Nancy Goldstein @nancygoldstein.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
You took the words right out of my mouth. I would add the apparent necessity to talk about (in no particular order): your dick, Hitler, and “jokes” that begin with “I’m not racist, but…”
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Nancy Goldstein @nancygoldstein.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Oh, NOW Anne Coulter notices.🙈
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Tina's Driving Lesson @tinavstammy.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Finding the humor in the forlorn, today, from the very talented @nancygoldstein.bsky.social "My takeaway from that tableau? Only an unwitting toddler would willingly act as Musk’s human shield." Heh. Fair!
thedailybeast.com
The MAGA-Regret Awards for Trump's Wild First 100 Days
A tribute to the folks careening through democratic norms like a driverless Tesla.
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Nancy Goldstein @nancygoldstein.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Let's give these nice people some awards: www.thedailybeast.com/the-maga-reg...
thedailybeast.com
The MAGA-Regret Awards for Trump's Wild First 100 Days
A tribute to the folks careening through democratic norms like a driverless Tesla.
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Nancy Goldstein @nancygoldstein.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
As they damn well should be: www.thedailybeast.com/the-maga-reg...
thedailybeast.com
The MAGA-Regret Awards for Trump's Wild First 100 Days
A tribute to the folks careening through democratic norms like a driverless Tesla.
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Nancy Goldstein @nancygoldstein.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Please. That fire only gets kindled when Hillary sends an email on a private server, Obama wears a beige suit, or a trans person does absolutely anything. BTW, just published a tribute to the folks careening through democratic norms like a driverless Tesla. www.thedailybeast.com/the-maga-reg...
thedailybeast.com
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Nancy Goldstein @nancygoldstein.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Thanks, Gabe! Per my piece, "It’s always worth shaming people who have taken a vow to serve the people and uphold the Constitution, only to toss both into the wood chipper."
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Nancy Goldstein @nancygoldstein.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Girl. I thank you for your service--and regret that you have to spend even a single fucking second of your life debunking this endless firehose of bullshit. Stay strong! Also, come see me in Barcelona, where we're already swimming outside. xo
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Nancy Goldstein @nancygoldstein.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Yes, but it was a GOOD revolution for the RIGHT reasons. 🤔😳😬🙄😵‍💫
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Nancy Goldstein @nancygoldstein.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
DEA Classifies Red Wine As Schedule I Drug To Spite Ex-Wife  — theonion.com/dea-classifi...
theonion.com
DEA Classifies Red Wine As Schedule I Drug To Spite Ex-Wife
SPRINGFIELD, VA—In a decision meant to crack down on the allegedly dangerous substance and the “total fucking bitch” who uses it, the acting head of the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration, Derek Mal...
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Kat Hartness @kathartness.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Still not a drag queen or trans person... apnews.com/article/nort...
North Dakota republican senator, ray holmburg, has been sentenced to 10 years in prison for traveling to Prague to rape children
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Nancy Goldstein @nancygoldstein.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Well, SOMEONE has to write their stuff: it's not like the people he has running the DOJ are wading in at the deep end of the gene pool.
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Nancy Goldstein @nancygoldstein.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
He IS my rep, and I DID contact him numerous times before his disastrous vote. And now he'll NEVER get another vote from me.
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Nancy Goldstein @nancygoldstein.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
What @natsechobbyist.bsky.social said. Suck it, @schumer.senate.gov. I've voted for you for the LAST TIME (and I say this as someone who has voted for you steadily since moving to NYC in 1997).
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Nancy Goldstein @nancygoldstein.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Thanks for the summary!
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Nancy Goldstein @nancygoldstein.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
My only concern about ousting @schumer.senate.gov--my senator, by the way, and a man whose "sell by" date passed LONG ago, is who we'll get instead.
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Nancy Goldstein @nancygoldstein.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Well, THIS has held up well over the past 90 days: Vindman vindicated.
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Nancy Goldstein @nancygoldstein.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Yep. That tracks.
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Nancy Goldstein @nancygoldstein.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Also, entirely to be expected. Which part of what Trump and his minions and Project 2025 were saying out loud and repeatedly all throughout the run-up to the election did people not believe? Which part does @schumer.senate.gov still not believe, even now?
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Nancy Goldstein @nancygoldstein.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
FASCISM ALERT Friday, March 14th, Elon Musk shared an X user's post claiming that Hitler, Stalin & Mao didn't murder millions of people: public sector workers did. Elon quickly deleted it after it sparked a backlash. Free article from NYT.
nytimes.com
Elon Musk Shared, Then Deleted X Post Absolving Hitler, Stalin and Mao of Genocide (Gift Article)
The post falsely claimed that Joseph Stalin, Adolf Hitler and Mao Zedong were not responsible for the murders of millions of people, but rather public sector workers were.
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Nancy Goldstein @nancygoldstein.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I've voted for you since moving to Brooklyn in 1997. I promise you that that will end if you vote for today's Republican spending bill. And yes, I read your NYT op-ed. And nope, you're wrong. If you're not prepared to be an aggressive and effective opposition leader, it's time to step aside.
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Nancy Goldstein @nancygoldstein.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I just want @maddow.msnbc.com to know all my efforts to contact @schumer.senate.gov, my Senator, through his offices to tell him to vote NO on the R spending bill, have failed. No one picks up and all mailboxes are full. Please don't let him get away with not listening to his constituents.
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Nancy Goldstein @nancygoldstein.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
True dat!!!
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Nancy Goldstein @nancygoldstein.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Thank you! I'll cite you and send you a clip from tomorrow's sets.
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Nancy Goldstein @nancygoldstein.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Dark, Talia. Very dark. And hilarious. May I borrow it for my comedy routine?
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Nancy Goldstein @nancygoldstein.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I'm strangely comforted listening to this interview with Peter Beinart: www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...
haaretz.com
Peter Beinart: 'I feared ethnic cleansing on a large scale, but I couldn't imagine Gaza'
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Lauren Ashley Davis @laurenmeidasa.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
BREAKING 🚨 🚨 🚨 US added to international watchlist for rapid decline in civic freedoms Civicus, an international non-profit, puts country alongside Democratic Republic of Congo, Italy, Pakistan and Serbia www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
theguardian.com
US added to international watchlist for rapid decline in civic freedoms
Civicus, an international non-profit, puts country alongside Democratic Republic of Congo, Italy, Pakistan and Serbia
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Nancy Goldstein @nancygoldstein.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
SUCH a good guy. Proof positive that being rich doesn't mean you HAVE TO be a self-absorbed, entitled, heartless prick.
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Dave Zirin @edgeofsports.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
This admin is cutting $400 mill to Columbia because even with a violent, unprecedented police crackdown, they “didn’t make Jewish students feel safe.” Meanwhile Def Sec Pete Hegseth’s press secretary is at minimum a Nazi sympathizer. I know what makes this Jew feel less safe.
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Nancy Goldstein @nancygoldstein.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
We remember. #NotSoFastCuomo
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Nancy Goldstein @nancygoldstein.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Much appreciated, Chuck, but everyone knows how much you love a photo op. (I say this as one of your constituents.) Now let's channel Mitch McConnell and start behaving like a Senate Leader instead of waving your hands in the air and pretending that you're doing all that can be done.
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Nancy Goldstein @nancygoldstein.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
THIS!
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Nancy Goldstein @nancygoldstein.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Estamos jodidos.
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Nancy Goldstein @nancygoldstein.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
It's a pretty okay-ish film. And I say this as a New Yorker. Clearly everything else was too heavy or too controversial for the Academy: per usual.
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Nancy Goldstein @nancygoldstein.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
A) The world mental health crisis deserves far more attention and action, and b) Youth has NEVER been "one of the happiest times of life." That's a myth created by adults.
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Nancy Goldstein @nancygoldstein.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
As he damn well should be. Which part of protecting democracy and/or Germany invading Poland does he not remember? What a tool.
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Nancy Goldstein @nancygoldstein.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Also known as "historical memory," "conscience," and "integrity."
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Nancy Goldstein @nancygoldstein.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Also, strangely Elon doesn't appear to consider a single penny of his $22BILLION in SpaceX contracts with the USA Department of Defence to be wasteful. Huh...
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Nancy Goldstein @nancygoldstein.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
And really, what's worse than insincere Nazism? Oh, wait...
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Nancy Goldstein @nancygoldstein.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
OMFG. Bari Weiss? NOT in my name. Like, EVER.
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Nancy Goldstein @nancygoldstein.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Wow, @columbiauniversity.bsky.social. Must you ALWAYS do precisely the wrong thing?
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Nancy Goldstein @nancygoldstein.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Never ever ever forget this image of Elon Musk trying to rally the AfD--the Nazi-affiliated right--in Germany ahead of yesterday's election. They may not have won, but they doubled their support.
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Nancy Goldstein @nancygoldstein.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Yes. Obvi.
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Nancy Goldstein @nancygoldstein.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
If only that were true. But sadly, you and I both know that whatever MAGA judges say will be fine, while absolutely anything that anyone they want to get rid of says will put them in the crosshairs.
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Nancy Goldstein @nancygoldstein.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I REALLY like the way your mind works. But sadly, you and both know that whatever MAGA judges say will be fine, while absolutely anything that anyone they want to get rid of says will put them in the crosshairs.
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Nancy Goldstein @nancygoldstein.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Exactly. I've reported the account to Bluesky: "I believe that this is a MAGA or Russian bot or troll who is here on Bluesky specifically to create division. Please remove them, and thank you for keeping Bluesky Bluesky."
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Nancy Goldstein @nancygoldstein.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Satan?
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Nancy Goldstein @nancygoldstein.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Good for them. Now let's just hope they have deep pockets for all the legal bills.
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Nancy Goldstein @nancygoldstein.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Robert. Definitely NOT what most people are thinking about right now when they think about the changes needed in the Democratic Party. Seriously.
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Nancy Goldstein @nancygoldstein.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
@washingtonpost.com's purge of probing, objective investigative journalists isn't helping much either. Full appreciation to the great ones who remain and are still doing their jobs despite the hostile atmosphere created by your craven owner, Jeff Bezos. And good luck to those who have left.
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