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Tom @namehaver.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Tf do you do sometimes

Tom @namehaver.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Each day is a step. Each step is an increase in scruffiness. Each increase in scruffiness is a reflection on how little of a fuck I give about life any more. But I am owning looking scruffy at least.

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Tom @namehaver.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Time to retire this driver

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Tom @namehaver.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Someone has bought the entire matchday shop from Elland Road. I've wanted to buy everything in it, but never the actual shop.

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Tom @namehaver.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Best ever picture of a Guinness

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Tom @namehaver.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

I have had a good day A woman in the Leeds United shop in Trinity shop told me I had made her day a few days ago I was upgraded to first class on a train and a man there called me a gentleman I won some magnums of champagne I got a train I was meant to miss Saw my brother Had beer

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Tom @namehaver.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Today I learned to change a nappy. It is not a process I think I’m good at.

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Tom @namehaver.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

Now the owner of a veterans railcard. Look out cheaper tickets to Leeds.

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Tom @namehaver.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Think this match is gonna end in tears

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Tom @namehaver.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Well deserved, but well deserved years ago. Glad to see!

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Tom @namehaver.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

Not guaranteed but would assume court would take a grim view of this

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Tom @namehaver.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

Just reading your troubles as a solicitor and I’m thinking you have quite a good one

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Tom @namehaver.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

Me: ‘Sorry to bother you sir, is the train for Chattanooga departing from platform 29?’ Him: ‘HELP, IS ANYONE HERE A DOCTOR?’

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Tom @namehaver.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

I’m not saying your birthday is the top in class but I do feel everyone who was born away from Christmas should have to experience how rubbish it is to have a birthday around then so I agree with this. Leeds being unbeaten is a brilliant byproduct.

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Tom @namehaver.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

@michaeltsb.bsky.social can we have this flag in TSB merch pls

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Tom @namehaver.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

Agbadou-do-do Plays in yellow

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Tom @namehaver.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

I love them but I don’t want to see another Leeds: 90% possession Leeds: 100 shots on target Leeds: 5 ballon d’or moments Leeds: 11 Nobel prizes Leeds: 7 VCs awarded Final score Wolves 1 - 0 Leeds

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Tom @namehaver.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

I’m too busy to be ill. I understand this will cause me to be more ill later down the line. I am stressed, waking up screaming and in pools of sweat. I am dissociating. But once a week, most weeks of the year, I get to watch my Leeds lads against whatever team I get to hate for the day. MOT 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

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Tom @namehaver.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

For clarity, nobody told him to do this. What do I even do with it? Stick it on a fridge and pat him on the head? Have to call him and go through each point saying ‘this is wrong because X, this because Y’? I have to charge him for this too.

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Tom @namehaver.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

Today a client wrote his own schedule of loss. He based it on wild assumptions, unrealistic, outdated sources, overlooked limitation, then complained about his own valuation. I’m in a situation now where I don’t think I can actually help him save face. Confidentially wrong on every single count.

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Tom @namehaver.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Being an adult is realising a perfect circle is impossible and you’re ok with it

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Tom @namehaver.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

WDL a piece. 4 points. Some class signings. I won’t say I’m not disappointed, but I feel we have enough to stay up. I might be wrong and this might be reposted. I don’t really care. MOT

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Tom @namehaver.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

@michaeltsb.bsky.social this match ball surely has to be one of the best yet. More comedy than any other game I’ve seen. Nothing taken away from Wednesday, but that performance needs to be harshly analysed with your cutting venom.

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Tom @namehaver.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

Here’s some AI slop for you @michaeltsb.bsky.social but I feel it captures the essence of both of you

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Tom @namehaver.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

Will be gutted if the versus isn’t the start of a perennial thing at #eurovision

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Tom @namehaver.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

Latvia was like something out of Avatar #Eurovision

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Tom @namehaver.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

@brynlaw.bsky.social give Cymru a shout out mun! MOT. Loving this

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Tom @namehaver.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

Never touch your Farke with champagne after 21:00. It turns him into a fire beast.

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Tom @namehaver.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

Cardiff taking its place as third best Welsh club. Being a Welsh Leeds fan is brilliant sometimes. Can’t wait to go to the office Monday.

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Tom @namehaver.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

The one time I’m not pessimistic and it paid off

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Tom @namehaver.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

Good luck @brynlaw.bsky.social Yn gobeithio mae nhw’n mynd i fyny i chdi.

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Tom @namehaver.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

I am so fucking ill, and can’t get the time off work because I tried to book it as leave to go to Leeds I suppose being ill in Leeds would have been no good for anyone. Fuck sake.

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Tom @namehaver.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

@michaeltsb.bsky.social I asked AI about the fire beast thing. Clarified it wasn’t a German thing, but told me to picture a ‘Bundesliga Balrog’

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Tom @namehaver.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

I apologise. I had forgotten we hadn’t signed him

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Tom @namehaver.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

Player of the season: James Signing ots: Tanaka Loanee ots: Rothwell Defender ots: Rodon Mid ots: Tanaka Forward ots: Piroe Not touching keeper ots

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Tom @namehaver.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

Extremely disappointed Daniel Farke didn’t go to the do the weey weey weey for the lads on top of the van 😂

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Tom @namehaver.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

What would our goal difference look like without Rodon?

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Tom @namehaver.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

As a teenager I’d watch Teachers. Massively underrated show, and now rewatching.

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Tom @namehaver.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

You’re all being too gloomy. 6 to go. Blades lost. I’m usually pessimistic as shit but I’m still not worried, even all the way down here in 3rd.

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Tom @namehaver.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

More I use this platform, more I realise how depressing it is to see good people be so fucking beaten up. Thinking of getting rid and if someone actually wants to keep in touch, like this message. I’ll give it a week. Then - barring something big - I’ll fuck off.

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