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Lanabananarama, Regional Director of Deck Chair Rearrangement

@named4wool.bsky.social
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She/her. Crisis manager for a complex household of chaos muppets, including cats, mathematicians, and guitar players. Academic adjacent. Freelance copy editor for #knitting and #crochet patterns. ADHD. LSG.

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Lanabananarama, Regional Director of Deck Chair Rearrangement @named4wool.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Opened the curry season with curry house style Prawn Pathia and Dr. Heideman's.
Shrimp curry over basmati rice garnished with chopped fresh cilantro, with stemless glass of off dry German Riesling. Adapted from  https://greatcurryrecipes.net/2016/10/12/prawn-pathia-restaurant-style/
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Lanabananarama, Regional Director of Deck Chair Rearrangement @named4wool.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I suppose I could add in two more compatible gradient sets and then we’re entering sweater territory,
Twenty small skeins of yarn, five of which have been hand rolled into balls. The top row of ten range from dusty violet through plum to golden brown to dark mossy brown; the lower row range from medium dark pink to light pink and then light violet to medium dark violet.
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Lanabananarama, Regional Director of Deck Chair Rearrangement @named4wool.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Haven't posted any food on a while so here is my brunch spread from Sunday. Salmon grilled on a cedar plank and served cold with a dill sauce was the star of the show.
L-shaped kitchen countertop with a potluck meal for 6 laid out: the above mentioned salmon served on a (clean) cedar plank, devilled eggs, a couple of platters of cold appetizers on toothpicks, a bowl of roasted potatoes, or a fruit plate, and a partly sliced apple quick bread
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Lanabananarama, Regional Director of Deck Chair Rearrangement @named4wool.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My two brains:
Wile E. Coyote holding a smiling Road Runner by the neck
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Lanabananarama, Regional Director of Deck Chair Rearrangement @named4wool.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I had the usual assistance with packing.
Small rolling carry on suitcase open on a bed. In it, looking very pleased with himself, and is a dilute flame point Siamese cat.
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Lanabananarama, Regional Director of Deck Chair Rearrangement @named4wool.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
WELL. The cats are having an exciting day. This guy was under a throw rug in the basement.
Young gray rat snake, about 15” long, in a clear plastic shoebox
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Lanabananarama, Regional Director of Deck Chair Rearrangement @named4wool.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Please speak to me of these (purple jasper?):
Tray of vintage rings
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Lanabananarama, Regional Director of Deck Chair Rearrangement @named4wool.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Yeah one of us required a substantial quantity of antiseptic and bandages afterwards, and it wasn't the calico.
Angelic calico tuxie sitting on the scale at the v-e-t, posing for a glamour shot
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Lanabananarama, Regional Director of Deck Chair Rearrangement @named4wool.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I’ve kept the curry leaf plant alive ling enough that it needs a larger pot.
Potted curry leaf plant in front of a sunny window. Plant has obvious new growth at the top and is twice as tall as the pot.
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Lanabananarama, Regional Director of Deck Chair Rearrangement @named4wool.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Peach cobbler.
As advertised, in a statement 9 by 13 glass baking dish on a cooling rack
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Lanabananarama, Regional Director of Deck Chair Rearrangement @named4wool.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I won at Second Sock.
A pair of fluorescent green speckled hand knit ankle socks with a lace pattern on the top of the instep
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Lanabananarama, Regional Director of Deck Chair Rearrangement @named4wool.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Finally got flourless chocolate cake right. #foodsky
8 inch round dark chocolate cake topped with swirled ganache, on a stainless steel cake spinner
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Lanabananarama, Regional Director of Deck Chair Rearrangement @named4wool.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Koshari-inspired pasta salad. We had baharat spice blend left over from the time we made traditional koshari (the national dish of Egypt) and I used it to flavor a vinaigrette. (Koshari is great, but it had several parts, and is a lot of effort for just three people.)
Stoneware bowl of a cold salad of ditalini pasta, brown lentils, tomatoes, cucumbers, red onion, and chickpeas, garnished with chopped parsley and fried onions. Wine pairing: Calatayud Tempranillo.
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Lanabananarama, Regional Director of Deck Chair Rearrangement @named4wool.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Vietnamese coconut lemongrass pulled pork rice paper rolls with a savory peanut dipping sauce and a chili lime dipping sauce. We made the batch of pork in the Breville Fast Slow Pro several months ago in cool weather, and vacuum packed half of it. Recipe by Nagi Maehashi.
Stoneware plate with three parallel 9" round rice paper rolls stuffed with pulled pork, veggies, bean sprouts, and herbs. Above the plate to the right are two small glass bowls, one with a creamy light brown sauce and the other with a translucent sauce with finely minced cilantro and birds' eye chilies. Wine pairing: Sardinian Vermentino.
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Lanabananarama, Regional Director of Deck Chair Rearrangement @named4wool.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Movie still of John Cusack holding a boombox over his head
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Lanabananarama, Regional Director of Deck Chair Rearrangement @named4wool.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Breakfast from the other day: avocado toast with basil
Half a slice of sourdough toast topped with smashed avocado, halved cherry tomatoes, slivered fresh basil, and balsamic glaze drizzle
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Lanabananarama, Regional Director of Deck Chair Rearrangement @named4wool.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I would like my Picot Bind Off badge now, please.
Watercolor gradient #handspun shallow triangle garter stitch #knitted shawl with eyelet rows, damp blocking on a kitchen counter. Shawl is periwinkle blue at the starting end (nearest the camera) and ranges through bottle green, a series of narrow stripes of creams and tans, a darker bottle green, to dark mostly-cool browns at the picot bind off edge
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Lanabananarama, Regional Director of Deck Chair Rearrangement @named4wool.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Finished this shawl before I even got this in-progress photo posted. Now I'm back in The Slump Again.
Knitting project 🧶 loosely piled on a table: Ambah's Woolsia Shawl, in a handspun merino/alpaca/tussah silk gradient yarn. It's dark mauve at the starting point and meanders through mauves, soft purples, and warm tans. The rest of the ball implies some creams will be next.
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Lanabananarama, Regional Director of Deck Chair Rearrangement @named4wool.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The holy basil is extremely happy with the high temp/high humidity weather we've been having. First holy basil stir fry of the season has ground pork and eggplant. Heat level: 4 birdseye chilies in 3 servings.
Shallow stoneware bowl of jasmine rice with a stir fry of ground pork and eggplant cubes, and lots of green herb leaves and flecks of minced chilies
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Lanabananarama, Regional Director of Deck Chair Rearrangement @named4wool.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Here’s the loot: three skeins of sock yarn from @dyemadyarns.bsky.social (including the show special colorway), a double stranded sock blank from Grilliant Creatives, and two hanks of Polwarth fiber from Oink Pigments that will either be a combo ply or two-color brioche.
Three skeins of sock yarn and a dyed sock blank in various shades of pink and purple, and two hanks of fiber in bright yellow-green and aqua, laid out on the passenger seat of a car.
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Lanabananarama, Regional Director of Deck Chair Rearrangement @named4wool.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Goofy Siamese cat lying sideways in a cat-proportioned cardboard box on a sofa
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Lanabananarama, Regional Director of Deck Chair Rearrangement @named4wool.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
A gem from the pre-visit online form. I wasn’t able to add any of my actual family history (a search for breast cancer came up empty!). Note that three out of the four suggested conditions have to do with weight, even though this was a non weight related appointment.
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Lanabananarama, Regional Director of Deck Chair Rearrangement @named4wool.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Milk or dark?
A foil-wrapped Hershey's kiss
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Lanabananarama, Regional Director of Deck Chair Rearrangement @named4wool.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
As promised, I did not cook dinner last night. Monday we had pulled pork with mole rojo in homemade tortillas, slaw with quick pickled red onion and serrano peppers, and corn on the cob dressed with olive oil and a guajillo and ancho salt.
Stoneware plate with 2 street tacos of shredded meat, half an ear of corn, and a vinegar-based green cabbage slaw. Wine pairing: garnacha and cariñena blend.
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Lanabananarama, Regional Director of Deck Chair Rearrangement @named4wool.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Repost with the Russian agent who spies on your posts
Martha Hanson, a character from "The Americans", talking on a pay phone
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Lanabananarama, Regional Director of Deck Chair Rearrangement @named4wool.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Here's the knitted shrug I'm going to rip out. I'm having some difficulty finding another construction that will play nice with the striping of the handspun yarn.
A folded knitting project lying in a couch. It's a shrug made from a folded rectangle. The body is stockinette, and the body edging is twisted ribbing. The sleeve ends are unfinished. The yarn is irregularly striping in shades of greenish blues.
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Lanabananarama, Regional Director of Deck Chair Rearrangement @named4wool.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Forget sharing the last picture you saved, I want to see the very first picture on your phone. Scroll back until your fingers bleed.
Plump silver tabby curled up on a round upholstered footstool
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Lanabananarama, Regional Director of Deck Chair Rearrangement @named4wool.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Fusion dinner. Pressure-cooked Vietnamese coconut lemongrass pulled pork in fresh homemade bao, with a peanut sauce made from the reduced cooking liquid. I didn't get the carrot and daikon pickled on time, so I made a tomato and cucumber salad with fresh lime juice and mint.
Stoneware plate of three bao buns filled with browned pulled pork topped with peanut sauce and a peanut crumble, and a cherry tomato and cucumber salad with roughly chopped fresh mint. Wine pairing: Chenin blanc and Viognier blend.
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Lanabananarama, Regional Director of Deck Chair Rearrangement @named4wool.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Thai beef noodle salad. There was no Napa cabbage at two grocery stores, so we substituted half romaine and half green leafy parts of bok choy. Four red Thai chilies went into the dressing. So much chopping. Tired now.
Shallow stoneware bowl of salad: rice vermicelli, sliced greens, cherry tomatoes, cucumber half moons, and browned thinly sliced sirloin, topped generously with chopped freshly roasted peanuts. Wine pairing: off dry German Riesling.
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Lanabananarama, Regional Director of Deck Chair Rearrangement @named4wool.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Technically, we ended up with a central peninsula instead of an island. We were able to put in an island vent hood and ducting that goes straight up through the roof. The glass canopy cuts down on the hood's visual weight quite a bit.
Kitchen peninsula of wood cabinets and dark counters, with an electric cooktop in it and a vent hood with a curved glass canopy over it
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Lanabananarama, Regional Director of Deck Chair Rearrangement @named4wool.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
QRP with the doctor you'd trust leading the hantavirus response instead of RFK Jr
Muppet Dr. Teeth
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Lanabananarama, Regional Director of Deck Chair Rearrangement @named4wool.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Best film adaptation of the Odyssey. Wrong answers only.
Movie still from Adventures in Babysitting, 1987. Chris, Brad, Sara, and Daryl are at the mechanic's waiting for their car to be fixed. Sara is wearing her Thor helmet.
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Lanabananarama, Regional Director of Deck Chair Rearrangement @named4wool.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Gus came back and tried again after a bit. But by then I had figured out how to make both of us happy.
Shorthaired off white cat curled up tightly in a cardboard box only barely big enough for him. The box is on a desktop next to a computer monitor. There’s a corner of a small blankie peeking out of the box from underneath the cat.
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Lanabananarama, Regional Director of Deck Chair Rearrangement @named4wool.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
What I'm wearing to the Met Gala
Ralphie's bunny suit pajamas from The Christmas Story movie
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Lanabananarama, Regional Director of Deck Chair Rearrangement @named4wool.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Nearly all pictures of Gus involve a box.
Silly shorthaired white cat in a cardboard shoebox, upside down and reaching out a paw to you
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Lanabananarama, Regional Director of Deck Chair Rearrangement @named4wool.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
A rustic Sicilian dinner: fresh hand-rolled pasta tubes with a tomato, basil, and almond pesto. The pasta instructions said to coil strips of dough around a skewer about the size of a #knitting needle. Hmm, what sort of pointy sticks do I have that suit that description? Swallow casein straights. 🧶
Shallow stoneware bowl of irregular pasta tubes around two inches long, topped with a coarse pinkish pesto and garnished with sliced almonds, toasted almonds, and slivered basil. Wine pairing: Puglian rosé.
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Lanabananarama, Regional Director of Deck Chair Rearrangement @named4wool.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Gus requires a customized spot on the furniture.
Shorthaired off white cat in a cardboard box on a sofa. His head is turned sideways and he is looking at you with a very silly expression.
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Lanabananarama, Regional Director of Deck Chair Rearrangement @named4wool.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
That's ok, I have one cat that has six cats' worth of box obsession.
Cat in a large dilapidated shoebox placed in the corner of a sectional sofa
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Lanabananarama, Regional Director of Deck Chair Rearrangement @named4wool.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
The most recent meme in your camera roll describes your mental state.
HOW TO SEEM LIKE A NORMAL PERSON AT SOCIAL EVENTS
1. Wear a hat. Do not wear a helmet. No helmets.
2. Talk to people. Do not gather mice and raise up a choir unto the Lord.
3. Say things like, "How are you?" Never say, "Boo boo ding dong doo doo." Why would you say that?
4. Have a drink. Do not disrobe. Robe = stays on.
5. Eat an hors d'oeuvre. Do not suck on a balled-up napkin. Good God.
6. Scan the crowd for a suitable lover. Do not loudly announce that this is what you are doing.
7. Dance to the music. Do not flop around, foam flying from your mouth. Be sturdy and full of hope.
8. Ask people for their phone numbers. If they decline, do not dive into the nearest garbage can.
9. Say goodbye to everyone. Do not say you will see them in hell. It is not funny. It is true. You are all going to hell.

by LORD BIRTHDAY
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Lanabananarama, Regional Director of Deck Chair Rearrangement @named4wool.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
It kind of makes sense that someone this naturally intelligent would find artificial intelligence appealing
Why @why.bsky.team • 5mo
Entering day four of "no phone because it broke and I can't get to an apple store", AMA
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Why @why.bsky.team • 5mo
I left it outside in the sun and when i went to pick it up, it was saying
"temperature too high! let phone cool down before using again", and then within a few hours it was gone
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Why @why.bsky.team
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Okay, so full transparency. I did dip it in a pool after it said it was too hot.
I was told not to do that before doing so, but my hubris said "nah these things are waterproof" and into the swim it went.
I go in the pool when I want to cool down, why can't my phone?
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Lanabananarama, Regional Director of Deck Chair Rearrangement @named4wool.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
It's Electric Guitar on the Porch Day.
Yamaha THR30II guitar amplifier on a weathered gray coffee table
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Lanabananarama, Regional Director of Deck Chair Rearrangement @named4wool.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
There is only one being who can get Bluesky working again.
Doctor Who (David Tennant) holding up a sonic screwdriver
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Lanabananarama, Regional Director of Deck Chair Rearrangement @named4wool.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Japchae (stir-fried noodles) with sirloin. I don't think I've had sweet potato glass noodles before, and I quite liked them.
Shallow stoneware bowl of stir fried translucent noodles, steak, mixed mushrooms, carrots, onions, spinach, and egg ribbon garnish, all over long grain white rice
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Lanabananarama, Regional Director of Deck Chair Rearrangement @named4wool.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
2016 Fender MIM Duo Sonic HS in Surf Green with rosewood fingerboard. We are getting to know each other.
Electric guitar (described in post) on a floor stand, with a great deal of music-related clutter in the background. One corner of an amp is visible at right.
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Lanabananarama, Regional Director of Deck Chair Rearrangement @named4wool.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I was quite restrained at the fiber festival.
Two hanks of sock yarn and two braids of fiber laid out parallel on the seat of a car. The yarn and the fiber are all in shades of teal and purple, although the fiber also has a fair amount of white.
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Lanabananarama, Regional Director of Deck Chair Rearrangement @named4wool.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Got a latte from a shipping container this morning. @acerbicotter.bsky.social, recognize this place?
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Lanabananarama, Regional Director of Deck Chair Rearrangement @named4wool.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
My scarf project “in progress” (blocked, but ends not yet woven in). Volna pattern, light fingering weight 2-ply handspun.
A knitted scarf laid out in a on a table. It’s zigzag folded so it goes from lower left to upper right. Ends are cropped out so that knitted fabric mostly fills the frame. Scarf pattern is large short row alternating triangles of garter stitch with an eyelet row every eight rows. The yarn has irregular medium-length color changes of rust, purple, blue-gray, and tan (think: Badlands cliff face colors).
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Lanabananarama, Regional Director of Deck Chair Rearrangement @named4wool.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
After dinner last night, we shoved the remaining half of the short ribs back in the oven. After another TWO+ HOURS (we'd already cooked them for four) they finally got tender. So today we shredded the meat and made bao to put it in.
Stoneware plate with three bun-style bao filled with oven-braised Korean barbecue beef, a vegetable stirfry, and gochugaru cucumber salad. Wine pairing: Argentinian Bonarda.A wide stainless steel braiser, tricked out with a steamer rack bearing nine homemade bao buns.  Someone is holding the domed lid that was just lifted off the pot.
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Lanabananarama, Regional Director of Deck Chair Rearrangement @named4wool.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Short ribs oven-braised in Korean barbecue sauce, soy-braised potatoes, and spicy cucumber salad. I did not have the spoons for this today, but I’d already put it off one day, and the meat was expensive.
Stoneware plate with large chunks of red meat in a brown sauce garnished with thin strips of scallion greens, potatoes and bell peppers sprinkled with toasted sesame seeds, and thinly sliced cucumbers in a reddish dressing. Wine pairing: Nero d’Oro Riserva Sicilian red blend.
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Lanabananarama, Regional Director of Deck Chair Rearrangement @named4wool.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Shrimp pad see ew. The noodles clumped, and we weren't able to get a proper char, but it was still delicious. Fresh rice noodles are so tender! I made the prik nam som from Fresno peppers that had been in the produce drawer a while.
Shrimp noodle stir fry and a condiment bowl of bright red chili vinegar. Wine pairing: Corbieres Grenache, Syrah, and Carignan blend.
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