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Matt

@nakedmatt.bsky.social
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Plumber by trade, happiest when naked or outdoors, preferably both at the same time. (Also on that ex-Twitter place as @__viewseeker__)

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Matt @nakedmatt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Happy Monochrome Monday everyone! Try and get there and do something silly today! (Sadly this is an archive photo!).
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Matt @nakedmatt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just booked another batch of sessions with @OquilaThrive which I’m really enjoying. We often adapt as she spots another part of me that needs attention and she modifies the class to accommodate. Never enjoyed yoga so much and really starting to see the difference. Oquila30@gmail.com Thank me later.
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Matt @nakedmatt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Almost the end of the week and managed to get home in time to catch the last bit of warmth from the sun. Happy Thursday everyone!
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Matt @nakedmatt.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It’s been a bit of a manic week for a variety of reasons. Currently enjoying the first rays of sunshine breaking though and a cool breeze which is a welcome change. Have an amazing weekend everyone.
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Matt @nakedmatt.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Have a great rest of the day everyone!
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Matt @nakedmatt.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
After an amazing week in the Lake District I’m home. I’m naked but I feel naked. Work tomorrow. The struggle is real! 😂
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Matt @nakedmatt.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
A few from today. 13km, 1000m elevation. 8km naked and kit stowed. Longest continuous naked hike ✔️ First naked scramble ✔️ 3 skinny dips en route. Carlsberg don’t do hikes, but if they did…..
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Matt @nakedmatt.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Amazing day in Eskdale; 13km and 1000m elevation; 8km of which naked. Clothes stowed, hiking, scrambling, dipping, and only saw 6 people the whole day. Love going off-piste in the Lakes; such an amazing playground.
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Matt @nakedmatt.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Lot busier than I’d thought it would be in Eskdale today. Still managed a fair bit of naked hiking today though. 👍🏻
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Matt @nakedmatt.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
National Nude Day? I’ll have some of that. 🙂 Skinny dip in Derwent Water today. 👌🏻
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Matt @nakedmatt.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
More from today. Love a naked hike; so much easier on so many counts!
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Matt @nakedmatt.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Stayed low today and managed to be naked for half of my 12km hike. Explored some old mining works, couple of dips, and a picnic before heading back to chill at the campsite. Love the Lake District!
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Matt @nakedmatt.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Been out for a bimble in the hills today. Didn’t manage as much naked as I’d have liked as it was busy. I had to do a naked selfie on Great Cockup (I kid you not non-UK people) and managed 1100m or so between Knott and Great Sca Fell so that’s 3 naked Wainwrights to my list. (6 in total today).
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Matt @nakedmatt.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Morning from the UK Lake District. Significantly cooler this morning after 29° today. Have an amazing day everyone.
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Matt @nakedmatt.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
There’s been a domestic disaster! That’s the second of three gone now (but they’re used all of the time). I have a feeling I know what’s going to be unwrapped on Dawn’s birthday!
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Matt @nakedmatt.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Happy WNHD everyone! Sadly I’m tied up today so it’s looking increasingly unlikely that I’ll sneak a walk in anywhere. This is my nearest the day I could hike a couple of years ago. Weather looks amazing! If you’re out and about take plenty of water and don’t forget suncream!
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Matt @nakedmatt.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
We’re having a very lazy start to the day. Sausage and egg sandwich anyone?
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Matt @nakedmatt.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Amazing day for a wander. Get yourselves out there!
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Matt @nakedmatt.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Hit upon a wonderful farm site in the Cotswolds this weekend. Not clothing optional but they’re re-wooding some of the adjacent fields and you’re free to wander round. I’ve had the place to myself and had a wonderful 45 minutes naked wander. 👍🏻
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Matt @nakedmatt.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Trying to establish a new routine. Lovely morning, bit more traffic noise today. Going to be another hot one; so looking forward to my boiler service in a loft today! 🥵 Stay hydrated and creamed up folks!
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Matt @nakedmatt.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Gorgeous day again. Quick hive inspection today. We were hoping to be able to harvest but the honey obviously isn’t quite ready as there’s lots still uncapped. Hopefully next week. In the shade and sorting out some frames with new foundation. 👍🏻 #naturistbeekeeper
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Matt @nakedmatt.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
What an absolutely gorgeous day! A rare long weekend at home for us so taking the opportunity to catch up on some jobs at home. 👍🏻
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Matt @nakedmatt.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
This morning’s Wordle is brought to you from the delicious cool of the garden. With coffee. Have a great day everyone! (Screen up and keep hydrated!).
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Matt @nakedmatt.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
One egg from the girls so far. Love pottering around the garden when the weather’s so good. Have an amazing weekend everyone.
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Matt @nakedmatt.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Well I didn’t mange any naked hill time, but 15-20 minutes wandering between the sun spots and bluebells yesterday was just the ticket. 👌🏻
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Matt @nakedmatt.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Plans of a bit of a naked stroll curtailed earlier, lovely area, just a little crowded when the sun shines! (I shall return!). Did stop off at a regular haunt for a little wood bathing. Found some bluebells too. 👌🏻
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Matt @nakedmatt.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I am so in need of some quality naked hill time……. ⛰️
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Matt @nakedmatt.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
🤔 Do I test the theory at this customers?…….
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Matt @nakedmatt.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
#takeeveryopportunity
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Matt @nakedmatt.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Not today thank you. 👍🏻
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Matt @nakedmatt.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
A little downtime after a job today. Relatively mild and even the odd bit of sunshine. Lovely! 👌🏻
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Matt @nakedmatt.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
The naked chef is impatiently waiting for the flapjack to be done. It’s supposed to be for the weekend but I have a feeling that I’ll be making some more on Thursday evening as well as packing!
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Matt @nakedmatt.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
As I’m grounded from running atm it was time for a nice 12km walk. Nice to spend a good 20 minutes or so wandering around a bluebell wood like this. Cold wind but tolerable. 👍🏻
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Matt @nakedmatt.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Back from physio (with some suitably subtle tape!). Been banned from running for the time being as it’s inflaming the nerves in my shoulder which is frustrating. Fast walks and yoga for the time being.
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Matt @nakedmatt.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Anyone doing anything for WNHD this year? This was a couple of years ago above Glen Coe while we were doing the NC500. I don’t normally wait for the solstice for a naked hike though……. 😏
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Matt @nakedmatt.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Margot wasn’t very impressed with my lack of flexibility! A very gentle yoga session combined with my physio exercises - a bit ouchy tbh! Also a future reminder not to fall into bad habits - look at that belly! 🫣 Winter hasn’t been kind. I will get back to where I want to be. 👍🏻
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Matt @nakedmatt.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Just back from the physio (and have the tape to prove it!) and it’s almost warm! My outdoor thermometer in the garden reckons it’s 18°! Well I’ll have me some of that!
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Matt @nakedmatt.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Air temperature’s not warm but lovely in the sun. 👍🏻
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Matt @nakedmatt.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
First trip down the garden of the year for some naked chicken husbandry. 2 eggs today. 👍🏻
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Matt @nakedmatt.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Happy Valentines Day to those that celebrate that sort of thing. A photo throwback to 2022 and a reminder that Spring is just round the corner 🤞🏻. This was a rare opportunity in a lovely spot where I often work. It was a little dark and chilly outside still while the kettle was on this morning!
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Matt @nakedmatt.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Home by 4.00pm on a boiler swap day is a rare thing. Twinged my back a little bit as it was a heavy old thing so I’m having a nice soak in the bath. Sadly I’ve a meeting later on or I’d be naked until tomorrow!
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Matt @nakedmatt.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
An ai app that doesn’t throw a wobbly when nakedness is involved! It’s added hair (on my head!) and missed the piercings but not bad for a first try. 👍🏻
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Matt @nakedmatt.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
I don’t normally do “cock and coffee” photos but as this is my last coffee like this for the foreseeable I’m letting it go! Last few hours @bhhnaturistresort.bsky.social after another brilliant and relaxing week. Just what we needed. 👍🏻
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Matt @nakedmatt.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
The sea’s lovely today! Last full day and some time on the beach was required. 👍🏻
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Matt @nakedmatt.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Hold on; how can it be the penultimate day already? 😔
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Matt @nakedmatt.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Lovely little trot across the dessert from @bhhnaturistresort.bsky.social to the west coast this morning. Had a little paddle but was too rough for swimming. Had the place to myself!
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Matt @nakedmatt.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Hazy start thanks to the calima. Have a great day everyone. @bhhnaturistresort.bsky.social
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Matt @nakedmatt.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Plans changed this weekend so we’ve been in the bathroom today. One of us in “proper” decorating attire! 🙂 Floor down tomorrow hopefully and we’re almost there. 👍🏻
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Matt @nakedmatt.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Another of many in the “Matt doing things round the house naked” series but the first in the “Matt seems to be getting more paint on himself and everywhere except where it should be” series……
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Matt @nakedmatt.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Relatively mild, fire lit next door, no fixed plans this evening to rush out for - naked chef time. 👍🏻
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