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Robert Wilson

@nakedfingers.bsky.social
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Over-sensitive, self-righteous, stuck-up prig. Snob, stinking hypocrite, & vile poltroon. Orophile, oenophile, Archers fan, & skeptic. Irony. Oxford. This place has gone downhill quickly. Now gainfully employed.

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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 9h
We’re all thinking this, right? #CelebrityTraitors
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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 10h
It’s Celia’s Fart Hut! #CelebrityTraitors
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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 10h
Sorry, the coffee in that cafetière looks as weak as fuck. #CelebrityTraitors
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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 10h
Jerry Hall playing the stopped clock and getting James A right. #TheArchers
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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 10h
Looks like they get their hazelnut croissants from Inverness Lidl. #CelebrityTraitors
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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 11h
For the accomplished barrister that represented Helen, Anna has proven herself to be an utter dingbat. #TheArchers
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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Who does the washing up? I hope it’s the person banished from the Round Table. #CelebrityTraitors
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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#CelebrityTaitors Hannah: I don’t know what to do. Also Hannah:
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Misty's Energetic Dance with Sunglasses
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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Already double Traitor on Traitor bannishent… and it’s genius! #CelebrityTraitors
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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When Richard is voted out he’ll probably declare he’s a Faithful by mistake. #CelebrityTaitors
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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Tories have always chosen richer, older people over the young when it comes to policy. That has been their raison d’être since time immemorial. #Newsnight
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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bring back Count Binface. #Newsnight
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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I hear that tributes are trickling in.
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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bill Grundy? #TheArchers
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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A dental appointment at a moment’s notice? It’s another Ambridge miracle! #TheArchers
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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Returning students appear to have emptied my local Co-op.
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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’ve just heard the phrase “yak dung fired stove”. Peak Radio 4. #R4POTW #TheArchers
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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don’t hate all cats. I made friends with this gato bonito at the Alcazar in Seville.
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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Has Ted Lasso jumped the shark? #TedLasso
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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
AI is getting good.
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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This ⤵️
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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That coffin was made to fit Maya’s top! #CelebrityTraitors
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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is how they should choose and retire Today Progamme presenters from now on. #CelebrityTraitors
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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Maya’s not exactly wearing an idea top to eat muesli and yoghurt at breakfast. You could loose an entire croissant in that. #CelebrityTraitors
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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
OK let’s buckle up! I’m calling James to be the new recruit and Amol to be murdered. Sadly, Richard’s goose is cooked and he will be gone. Of course, I also predict that I am wrong on all counts. #CelebrityTraitors
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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Harrison dancing at Vince’s 60th. #TheArchers
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Josh Buscher Tearing Off Pants
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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Does anyone have any sympathy for Brian? #TheArchers
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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He’s going to tear down The Oval Office now. #Trump
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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How much money could Robert and Linda possibly make from an Ambridge dog field? Not much would be my answer. #TheArchers
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Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @london.gov.uk · 01/10/2026
No other city in the world has 4 universities in the top 50. Congrats to Imperial, UCL, King’s College and LSE. Another feather in London’s (graduation) cap as the greatest city in the world.
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World university rankings 2027: Where are London's institutions on the list?
The US and UK dominated the Times Higher Education World University Rankings 2027, but which London university was highest?
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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me: I must read the big pile of books before I buy anymore books
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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I made a new friend today at El Real Alcázar. #GatoReal
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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Listening late to tonight’s episode from Seville. #TheArchers
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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I love good #TheArchers death. Especially if the character is really getting on my tits.
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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s my betting that Carol will die before she goes into The Laurels. #TheArchers
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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I miss Barry Took. #IYKYK #TheArchers
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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
@mrjamesob.bsky.social Thank you so much for covering the mindless and deeply disturbing protests against the RNLI this morning. I have been so upset by recent events that I been almost in tears. So, your emotional reaction was completely understandable and made me realise that I’m not alone.
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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Have you tried walking towards the light, Carol? #TheArchers
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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I wasn’t expecting Carol to go full on Pascal’s wager. #TheArchers
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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
But would we want Carol to live? #TheArchers
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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Time to catch up with #Newsnight…
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Cat's 'Noo' Face Reaction
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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Looks like Adoom has some competition from Dom. #TheArchers
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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Lily and Harrison are so going to get it on again. This much is obvious. #TheArchers
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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Laila Cunningham 🤡 #Newsnight
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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
So, that definitely means something else is going to happen. #TheArchers
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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
When will James Orr step down from his post at Cambridge. Surely, the University must feel its name being brought into disrepute by association with this scandal? #Farage #Reform
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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Simon Weston talking total sense and proving (with true dignity) his status as a national hero. #Newsnight
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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Nick: “President Chump.” #Newsnight
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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
They really are all a bunch of slimy, crooked little shits. #Newsnight
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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Have you all been playing the Reform Electoral Fraud drinking game, too? #Reform #NigelFarage #C4News
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Dog Chillin Drunk
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