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Nakeddeckguy

@nakeddeckguy.bsky.social
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NSFW, 18+/ DM’s from mutuals only pls 30/M I build decks and maintain things butt-ass naked 🧰 Ooh-Rah A professional pisser of pants Taken by @nixshepherd.bsky.social’s cute face💜 And if ya knew me, you’da been known

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Nakeddeckguy @nakeddeckguy.bsky.social · 11h
Chicken pot pie with Red Lobster Biscuits as the topping and crust😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨
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Nakeddeckguy @nakeddeckguy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ORDER IN THE COURT, PLEASE!!!!
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Nakeddeckguy @nakeddeckguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Nakeddeckguy @nakeddeckguy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Bro this bitch is starting a fight with Canada and l’ve been treating myself to Lush (based in Canada) to try to get through this…
Tired Hayao Miyazaki



I soon will have to find new body wash again
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Nakeddeckguy @nakeddeckguy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ain’t this the
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Nakeddeckguy @nakeddeckguy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
#playalinda day 2! I had fun and now I’m tired lol Hopefully I’ll be back soon! #nudebeach #nudism #getnaked
Naked guy sitting inside a beach tent with a content lookNaked guy smiling walking along the seashore in the water, carrying objects
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Nakeddeckguy @nakeddeckguy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
#Playalinda day 1 #nudism #nudebeach #getnaked
A naked guy (myself) standing on a beach in front of the ocean. The sky is cloudy. A naked guy sitting inside of a lean-to tent
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Nakeddeckguy @nakeddeckguy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
To me Philly feels like this
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Nakeddeckguy @nakeddeckguy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
"And because you're a dream, I sleep a lot.”

-Mahmoud Darwish
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Nakeddeckguy @nakeddeckguy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Interlexual Media already said it best
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Nakeddeckguy @nakeddeckguy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
like eat ya mac and cheese how you like, I’m not here to bash folks personally, but if you bring that egg-brick thing here or if I arrive and it’s there and call it mac and cheese, as soon as you put that dish down, I promise you~
Spike from Tom and Jerry punching Tom from an 1/8 mile down the sidewalk after he brought that bullshit
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Nakeddeckguy @nakeddeckguy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This too
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Nakeddeckguy @nakeddeckguy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This week’s air
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Nakeddeckguy @nakeddeckguy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Nakeddeckguy @nakeddeckguy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
describe your Bluesky account with a single image:
Orange cat looking at you annoyed with a cvnty eye
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Nakeddeckguy @nakeddeckguy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Nakeddeckguy @nakeddeckguy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Nakeddeckguy @nakeddeckguy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Happy Sunday 💜
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Nakeddeckguy @nakeddeckguy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I’ll get something from somewhere while I’m out because after I put them groceries away
Tiffany Pollard tired on the bed
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Nakeddeckguy @nakeddeckguy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
We’re lost…
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Nakeddeckguy @nakeddeckguy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This is how you made me feel
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Nakeddeckguy @nakeddeckguy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
A few more pics of getting it together featuring my “beekeeper” bug net (deadass it works)
Naked guy standing on an unfinished deckMe in front of structuresThe beginnings of a deck
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Nakeddeckguy @nakeddeckguy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Yet another deck! Legit would not be able to get these things up in 100° weather if I had to get dressed lmao And go drink water! It’s hot out! #nudism #happy4th #gohydrate
Naked guy standing on a finished deck, smilingNaked guy with rainbow glasses, boots, and a tool-bag in front of an incomplete deckSide of a finished deckDeck with a koi pond in front of it
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Nakeddeckguy @nakeddeckguy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Why involve Beyonce…
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Nakeddeckguy @nakeddeckguy.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Nakeddeckguy @nakeddeckguy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I saw a few pet names and favorite colors and went
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Nakeddeckguy @nakeddeckguy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
White folks are getting a little too cozy on here because why is uncle tom in y’alls vernacular
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Nakeddeckguy @nakeddeckguy.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
That last paragraph……………………
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Nakeddeckguy @nakeddeckguy.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
no words
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Nakeddeckguy @nakeddeckguy.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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Nakeddeckguy @nakeddeckguy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Once again, working naked is fun. Comes with many risks, but overall enjoyable. Wouldn’t change it for the world tbh However If I hear some lightning?
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Nakeddeckguy @nakeddeckguy.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Red-Orange
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Nakeddeckguy @nakeddeckguy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Why she
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Nakeddeckguy @nakeddeckguy.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
More pics of getting it up 😩💀💀
Deck with only joyces and braces upAlmost finished deck
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Nakeddeckguy @nakeddeckguy.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I need a vacation lol Despite all the things, building decks (and doing everything) butt-ass naked is one of the best things in life, wild as it sounds. It’s fun! #nudism #nakeddeckguy #naked
Naked guy standing on a deckFinished deckFinished deck. Check out the alignment on the lower and upper box 👀Naked guy smiling in the middle of a deck
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Nakeddeckguy @nakeddeckguy.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
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Nakeddeckguy @nakeddeckguy.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Uhhhhh yet another deck! The color turned out great and the wire railing was a bit different than the usual wood ones we do, but it turned out stellar! #nudism #nakeddeckguy
A smiling naked dude staring with Vans slides, gloves and glasses. The back part of a deckFront part of a deckLow picture of a deck with wire railing
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Nakeddeckguy @nakeddeckguy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Drove two hours to the VA for them to take xrays of my mouth and send me home 🫩
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Nakeddeckguy @nakeddeckguy.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Post your warning sign(s)
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Nakeddeckguy @nakeddeckguy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Post working on a deck nude!
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Nakeddeckguy @nakeddeckguy.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
He’ll need it
Lightning dragon from Mario Odyssey
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Nakeddeckguy @nakeddeckguy.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Not today
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Nakeddeckguy @nakeddeckguy.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I got what he needs right here
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Nakeddeckguy @nakeddeckguy.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
If you don’t like the words I’m saying or the pictures I post, click my profile and unfollow me, as that’s what is normally done when Black and Gay people start making white and straight folks uncomfortable and speak our minds. AKA
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Nakeddeckguy @nakeddeckguy.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Just saw a warning on a gas pump via a video “do not jam objects in the gas nozzle per Fire Marshall” y’all got it today
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Nakeddeckguy @nakeddeckguy.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I’ll dance like this every time too
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Nakeddeckguy @nakeddeckguy.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Old man squinting
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Nakeddeckguy @nakeddeckguy.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Uhhhhhhhh a few pics from the past few days and yes that’s a cottonmouth lol, I’m telling y’all more fun shit happens when your naked lmao #nudism #naked #deck #pizza #snake
Naked man standing on a half-stained deckCat in a sink!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=SIzXMq9KL2oNaked man standing in front of a pepperoni pizzaCottonmouth snake
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Nakeddeckguy @nakeddeckguy.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
And then every few weeks an update comes to shuffle stuff around, I’m gon shuffle them
Patrick mid-head tear, as Sandy rips his head off
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Nakeddeckguy @nakeddeckguy.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
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