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katie @naginislinguini.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
now it’s out of my head and in yours!! tlou x “the hand” by annabelle dinda scene packs on yt: @/amazing shots @/HannahTheEditor @/FARAHGamingHD @/By.falcao
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katie @naginislinguini.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
// gross just gotta shoutout my dad who, when I was 6 years old and got my finger cut off, made such a scene at the hospital when they said they couldn’t sew it back on that they flew in a hand surgeon from the closest city to do it. big ups dad. I like having a fingernail and flipping people off
picture of a hand with a scarred but still lovely middle finger
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katie @naginislinguini.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
so I wrote like 7,000 words of a joel miller/OC, dad’s best friend fic back in may what do I do with that lol
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
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katie @naginislinguini.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
// alchemised me trying to explain what reading this book has been like
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morrigan mercy @morriganmercy.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Good Reason — Chapter Ten 🍺 Muggle AU 📚 Bar/Bookshop Owner Hermione ⚽️ Himbo Draco 🍷 Older Woman/Younger Man 💐 Romance, fluff, and SMUT archiveofourown.org/works/660018...
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katie @naginislinguini.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
but really guys I’m hyper-fixating BAD on this movie
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katie @naginislinguini.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
I submit to the court
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morrigan mercy @morriganmercy.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Good Reason — Chapter Eight 🍺 Muggle AU 📚 Bar/Bookshop Owner Hermione ⚽️ Himbo Draco 🍷 Older Woman/Younger Man 💐 Romance, fluff, and SMUT archiveofourown.org/works/660018...
Image of a fit man holding a grey towel at his waist with one hand. Text overlaid: “Good Reason by morriganmercy, chapter eight”
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morrigan mercy @morriganmercy.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Good Reason — Chapter Five 🍺 Muggle AU 📚 Bar/Bookshop Owner Hermione ⚽️ Himbo Draco 🍷 Older Woman/Younger Man 💐 Romance, fluff, and SMUT archiveofourown.org/works/660018...
Image of a bookshelf and a woman’s hand tilting a book away from the shelf by the spine. Text overlaid: “Good Reason by morriganmercy, chapter five”
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katie @naginislinguini.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
yeahhhhhhhhhhh so yeah so so I— yeah
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morrigan mercy @morriganmercy.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Good Reason — Chapter Three 🍺 Muggle AU 📚 Bar/Bookshop Owner Hermione ⚽️ Himbo Draco 🍷 Older Woman/Younger Man 💐 Romance, fluff, and SMUT archiveofourown.org/works/660018...
Image of a muscular man in a gym seated on a bench taking a mirror selfie with the phone held up covering his face. He’s in black shorts and a black sleeveless shirt. White text overlaid “Good Reason by morriganmercy, chapter three”
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The Dramione Effect @thedramioneeffect.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
A new favorite 💀 *mind your tags* @naginislinguini.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/555350...
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katie @naginislinguini.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
just coming on here rq to say fuck ICE
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katie @naginislinguini.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
oh shit I still need to make a thread of my edits oops
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katie @naginislinguini.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
bartenders and bar owners everywhere deserve a kiss 🫡 (but especially Good Reason Hermione)
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morrigan mercy @morriganmercy.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
— Good Reason— A new little multichap as something to remember me by while I slip quietly into original fic land for a bit 😘 🍺 Muggle AU 📚 Bar/Bookshop Owner Hermione ⚽️ Himbo Draco 🍷 Older Woman/Younger Man 💐 Romance, fluff, and SMUT archiveofourown.org/works/660018...
Fic cover with an image of a shot of tequila and the text “Good Reason by morriganmercy, chapter one”
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katie @naginislinguini.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
HIMBO DRACO INJECT IT IN MY VEINS
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katie @naginislinguini.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Yep, I have a new obsession
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morrigan mercy @morriganmercy.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Feeling extremely cool calm and collected about this!!!!!!!
Announcement post with text: “Announcement
I am so incredibly delighted to announce that I am now represented by Aurora Fernandez at Trident Media Group for my upcoming debut novel!
This is a story I have been dying to tell (this will be a funny joke in several months), and I cannot wait to introduce you to my beloved original characters and take you on a whole new adventure!
This never would have been possible without the unbelievable love and support this community has shown me over the past four years, and for that you will always have my sincerest gratitude.
More soon!
💋 Morrigan Mercy”
Black and white graphics at the bottom of a skull with a crow sitting on top of it and an anatomical heart.
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katie @naginislinguini.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
I COULDN’T BE MORE EXCITED AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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katie @naginislinguini.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I met a girl a few weeks ago who within the first 45 seconds of introducing myself expressed that she was having a gay awakening, offered me ❄️, and then told me the story of how her best friend almost 💀 3 days prior from drinking a bottle of poppers. I have thought about her every day since.
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katie @naginislinguini.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
how my catholic family is doing today
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katie @naginislinguini.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
// sunrise on the reaping kinda spoiler yeah I wish I didn’t know
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katie @naginislinguini.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
// sunrise on the reaping spoiler this made me turn my face into my pillow and scream at 1am
“Could I rest here a bit, do you think?” I look at his puffy eyes. “Sure. I don’t really have any plans this afternoon.” I make him a bed out of my hammock and he tosses a bit, then drifts off to sleep. Looking at him, I can’t help thinking that all the little ones seem to end up with me. Louella. Lou Lou. Ampert. I can’t keep a one of them safe. Why do they flock to me?
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katie @naginislinguini.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
// sunrise on the reaping kinda spoiler suzanne taking the time in an already fucked dystopian world to take shots at AI was STUNNING I giggled out loud
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katie @naginislinguini.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
I finished sunrise on the reaping. Don’t text.
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katie @naginislinguini.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
haven’t been a practicing catholic in a decade and I still get catholic guilt every lenten season
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morrigan mercy @morriganmercy.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Happy (almost) 3 Years of Meet Your Match! 🎉 —Exes and O’s— The Meet Your Match wedding from Pansy’s POV. 🤍 Ronsy with background Dramione 🤍 Ensemble cast 🤍 Banter 🤍 Romance 🤍 Smut 19k, explicit archiveofourown.org/works/63345808
A mood board with a Ron fancast, a man wearing a leather shoulder holster from behind, a slice of wedding cake, a man in a blue suit, a bouquet of pansies, a woman in a very low backed white silk dress with spaghetti straps, a martini with olives, a woman’s feet wearing white Louboutin So Kates, and a Pansy fancast. Fic title overlaid: Exes & O’s
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katie @naginislinguini.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
me 🤝 pansy an extra dirty martini w 3 olives
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katie @naginislinguini.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I had a full “haunting the house” hangover yesterday. literally just lurked in dark hallways and moaned on the bathroom floor all day
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katie @naginislinguini.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
WHAT DO YOU MEAN MAY NEVER SHARE
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katie @naginislinguini.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
YOU WILL BE HEARING FROM ME
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katie @naginislinguini.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
hi work is hell right now so been very inactive but hoping things slow down soon 😭
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katie @naginislinguini.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
IT WASN’T EVEN BAD I HATE THIS APP OH MY GOD
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katie @naginislinguini.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
hinge said, we’re not dealing with your ass again 😂 (I filed a complaint after the last guy)
Hinge notification saying “we’ve hidden a comment that may contain disrespectful language”
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katie @naginislinguini.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
finished a notebook today 😌 got to start a new one 😌 this is now the highlight of a very shitty week
Spiral decomposition notebook with forest and sea creatures on it
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katie @naginislinguini.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
// drug use I don’t think I’ll ever post this fic but maybe just this chapter lol #wipwednesday
And while Draco harboured a fascination with potions, Theo was enraptured by muggle drugs. Both interests had led the two friends to engage in a rather odd form of quid pro quo. The terms of this unspoken agreement, in theory, were quite simple. Theo would volunteer as a human test subject for Draco’s brews, and in turn Draco would be an active participant in Theo’s recreational pursuits.

In practice, the arrangement was an absolute shit show. 

In one such iteration, Draco had been exploring memory potions and had inadvertently caused Theo to hallucinate—or rather relive—a lecture from their head of house in their childhood. Draco recognized precisely which one when Theo covered his ears and started singing the chorus of “Hoggy Warty Hogwarts'' which Draco had seen him do only once before. At that time, it was a desperate bid to drown out what had been a horrifying attempt at sexual education from Severus. A nightmarish experience, and one that all the fourth year Slytherins involved had—in a unanimous fashion—decided to never speak of again.

And so Draco learned that his potion could extract traumatic memories. All of Theo’s trauma considered, they were lucky it hadn’t been worse. Still, Theo had retaliated in kind, procuring a similarly hallucinatory substance that left them both in a sort of fugue state for what felt like hours after it had worn off. Draco couldn’t remember everything that had happened during their “trip” as Theo had called it, but it was certainly no holiday. Neither had been able to meet the other’s eye for several weeks after. 

Blaise called the arrangement unhealthy and codependent and Draco did not disagree. But he would be damned if he folded before Theo did. “First of all, it’s not muggle, it's magical!” Theo continued to campaign as Draco rifled through his hanging robes. “I think Rowle brewed it.”

Draco scoffed. “You’re not helping your case.” But Theo didn’t need to make a case. Draco was going to take the potion and they both knew it. 

Once Draco had changed into his evening attire the three young men settled in their usual places around the fireplace—Draco and Blaise in armchairs and Theo sprawled out on the couch across from them, the potion still in his hand.

“What does it do exactly?” Draco asked. 

Theo pinched the vial between two fingers and held it up in front of his face. “Think of it as a suppressant to your conscience. Lasts only a couple of hours but while it’s in your system you’ll be immune to feelings of guilt or shame.”

“How is that different than just getting sloshed?” 

“You’re still in control. Your moral compass isn’t turned off, just your reactions to it.”

This was more insidious than a calming drought. What Theo was describing was apathy. Ruthlessness. A servant of the Dark Lord with no conscience or remorse. This was the type of potion that could sink its teeth into you. 

Draco scowled. “Fuck it, alright.” Theo pulled another vial from his robes and tossed it across the sitting area to Draco who caught it smoothly in his left hand—a third vial appeared in Theo’s

“Blaise?” The grin on Theo’s face was downright devilish. “Care to join us?”

“I’m not the one partying with Death Eaters tonight.” 

Theo shrugged. “You could be, it’s my house.”

“Tempting.” Blaise did not sound tempted.

“Suit yourself.” 

Theo raised his vial in Draco’s direction, to which Draco quirked a brow. “No toasts this time?”

“Right, let’s see. May we never forget what is worth remembering.” Clearing his throat, Theo raised the vial higher. “Or remember what is best forgotten.”

“Cheers, mate.”
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katie @naginislinguini.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
rearranged my room again
photo of bedroom
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katie @naginislinguini.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I genuinely cannot handle sincerity
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katie @naginislinguini.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
is it worth getting banned from hinge? guess what I don’t care
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katie @naginislinguini.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
oh no my parents are on here
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katie @naginislinguini.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
succession somehow demonstrates the insane sibling phenomenon of hating their literal guts but still kinda wanting to hang out with them
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katie @naginislinguini.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
guys I already have dramione, TMJ stretches, and criminal minds edits on my fyp there this app works FAST my username is naginisLinguini if you’re on there
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katie @naginislinguini.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I’m on round red note now lol
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katie @naginislinguini.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
5 faves & 5 tags food: crepes (savory and sweet) season: late fall/early winter, basically the time after the leaves fall but before it gets super cold (it’s weird I know) drink: a filthy, slutty, dirty martini 🍸 color: green 🐍 game: SIMs for 💻 cribbage for cards and also any trivia board game
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katie @naginislinguini.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Me Roman Roy 🤝 being gaslit by our siblings about our childhood
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katie @naginislinguini.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
omg I still have to make a thread of all my edits here 😭
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katie @naginislinguini.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
catcalling is not funny but my friend and I were out and this dude starts YELLING “are y’all sisters?” at us and we ignore him but he KEPT asking and getting louder each time so finally I turn and shout “NO” and then he’s all “whatever idc anyway” and was literally POUTING over it I had to laugh
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katie @naginislinguini.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
ok here’s a thread of my reactions to every song on Ethel Cain’s Perverts that absolutely no one asked for:
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