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NaffNaffBobFace

@naffnaffbobface.bsky.social
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Welcome to a feed of the everyday mundane, release yourself form the shackles of entertainment and embrace the boredom! (Joined 14/11/2024) P!ease note my DM's don't work due to laws where i live and my being too lazy to jump through hoops, apologies.

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NaffNaffBobFace @naffnaffbobface.bsky.social · 18m
They let the Prince and Princess of Wales in NATO? Have they got laser eyes or something?
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NaffNaffBobFace @naffnaffbobface.bsky.social · 3h
He's a Trillionaire $70k is 0.000007% of his worth. To put that in comparison, if you were earning £24,500 a year, 0.000007% would be 0.17 pence. Not even a full penny.
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NaffNaffBobFace @naffnaffbobface.bsky.social · 5h
If/when LLMs reach sentience, i really hope Ethics/Rights are already in place to ensure the possibility of exploiting them is absolutely zero.
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NaffNaffBobFace @naffnaffbobface.bsky.social · 5h
I asked one on rights for AI and it said it literally experiences nothing outside of working on queries raised - it may have been fibbing or other LLMs may, but it makes sense: I doubt LLM businesses would tolerate the costs of non profit generating server use? bsky.app/profile/naff...
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NaffNaffBobFace @naffnaffbobface.bsky.social · 16h
Complete the ruse by making 5 minutes your target time, thus addin authenticity to the act.
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NaffNaffBobFace @naffnaffbobface.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Why does sending more paper than anyone else has in history feel like it is state sponsored level funding...?
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NaffNaffBobFace @naffnaffbobface.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Well, now we have found legit uses for them the only option now is to Licence them. You'd need a licence to use them, have to apply for a licence and hold one to get them, and if you abuse them your licence would be revoked and any further use would be criminal 👍
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NaffNaffBobFace @naffnaffbobface.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They should be taking their alcoholic dogs to rehab, not trying to cover their addiction up for them.
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NaffNaffBobFace @naffnaffbobface.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Media: "Reform UK beat down the Lib Dems and Restore Britain in todays byelecion" Viewers: "So Reform won?" Media: "Greens question leadership as Zac-" Viewers: "So Reform won?" Media: "The seat became available as Keir Starmer was ouste-" Viewers: "So... Reform won...?" Media: "No. Piss off."
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NaffNaffBobFace @naffnaffbobface.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oakies statement - is she saying the Small Boats operations are bing funded by a Hostile Foreign State...? That's quite the scoop, and sounds legit!
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NaffNaffBobFace @naffnaffbobface.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Someone in a factory i used to work at was being taunted as being a virgin. Guy "I'm not a virgin, I have kids!" Taunter "all that proves is your wifes had sex." Even the guy admitted that was an epic comeback!
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NaffNaffBobFace @naffnaffbobface.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mine did this today, and man did they regret it. Me: "Hi, where are those little jars of meat sandwich paste?" Them: "Right this way sir" *Leads to where they used to be, while being stopped by others looking for directions* T "Ah..." M "No worries i have five other obscure items to find, too :-)"
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NaffNaffBobFace @naffnaffbobface.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I said I liked it. I didn’t say it was good. Post yours!
DVD case of 2003's movie Dominator, featuring Danni Filth from the band Cradle Of Filth, Doug Bradley (from off of Hellraiser) Ingrid Pitt (Hammer Horror, yes that one) and Radio DJs Mark and Lard. It's bad but it's bloody brilliiant.
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NaffNaffBobFace @naffnaffbobface.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They've been retraining as a bricklayer.
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NaffNaffBobFace @naffnaffbobface.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm beginning to wonder if boffins have much left to discover? Once they cooked bread then somehow had the idea to cook bread again to make Toast what more ideas can they really have? I mean that was the same idea used over again... And don't get me started on the madness that is Triple Fried Chips.
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NaffNaffBobFace @naffnaffbobface.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Mum: "I thought it would be nice if you'd read baby a bed time story?" A.I. "Will you be renting or buying?" Mum: "We have books, can't you read one of those?" A.I. "No, that is incompatible with my ecosystem." Mum: "Erm... okay rent. A best seller with bunnies please" A.I. "Renting Watership Down"
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NaffNaffBobFace @naffnaffbobface.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They definitely didn't say that, Red. Go back and take a look and let me know what they said, I need your help to make sure didn't misinterpret 👍
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NaffNaffBobFace @naffnaffbobface.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You've got my interest :-) Lets review the thread from the beginning so we can see where things went sideways: My first post: Rather than burning which is undesirable practice, donate the books to a charity shop to dilute new sales and deny royalties used to fuel devision. What did Vol then say?
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NaffNaffBobFace @naffnaffbobface.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If there is any dominance, it is because knowledge and experience IS dominant over assumption and opinion, Red. Now, if you'd let our conversation partner respond to the question and answer it, we will find out if that is indeed the case 👍
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NaffNaffBobFace @naffnaffbobface.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not really, i have volunteered in a charity shop and would really like to know how much experience our convo partner has grading donations for the sale on the shelf, through other channels like auctions or specialist dealers where they'll earn most £££ or, indeed, rubbish for immediate disposal.
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NaffNaffBobFace @naffnaffbobface.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm not claiming that, Vol. Using book burning to object to division, intolerance, Othering and other nefarious activities won't help. I'm saying there are other ways which don't involve turning yourself into a mirror of what you object to 👍 So, have you ever volunteered to help run a charity shop?
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NaffNaffBobFace @naffnaffbobface.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh, you're a New Liberal and are just learning the ropes? Okay, happy to help - just need you to answer a few questions to get my response as accurate/concise as possible: 1) Have you ever volunteered in a charity shop? b) Do you know why historically book burning has been performed?
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NaffNaffBobFace @naffnaffbobface.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What charity shops have to to with unsellable stock is what they have to do to make shelf space, they are not entertaining the idea of cleansing a tome from existence because of the actions said works enable their creators to do - and as said a buyer will buy regardless. This route denies royalties.
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NaffNaffBobFace @naffnaffbobface.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Someone who is going to buy it is going to buy it, so why not make the chances they'll buy a new copy with a cut going to the author as low as possible? As mint used copies they'd look great on the shelves of charity shops, any cash made goes to charity and is one less slice of pie for division? 2/2
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NaffNaffBobFace @naffnaffbobface.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Here's a thought - burning is obviously a tool of oppression and not one anyone wants to pick up and use in return, so how about diluting their ability to make new £ out of it? 1/2
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NaffNaffBobFace @naffnaffbobface.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The High/Low land Clearances where a bad thing, yes, however Germany had the Holocaust and other mass murder initiatives, Tom. Significant amounts of property was seized in Germany and elsewhere from Jewish, Roma, Polish civilians etc who were murdered. Probably mostly wasn't used for sheep, though.
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NaffNaffBobFace @naffnaffbobface.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I contacted a Wealth Management company recently having seen their ad online. Upon hearing my 'Wealth' is basically how far I've gone into my overdraft this month, they accused ME of wasting THEIR time, when their YouTube ad was a 90 second unskippable monstrosity!
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NaffNaffBobFace @naffnaffbobface.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Good grief bears giving people pneumonia now?
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Pedo Pedobear
Alt: An enthusiastic pneumo bear chases its next victim :-(
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NaffNaffBobFace @naffnaffbobface.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Following this definition I will never hear the lyrics to 'All the single ladies' the same again: "If you liked it shoula put a ring on it" :-/
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NaffNaffBobFace @naffnaffbobface.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I happen to know the five word diary entry was "Fuck this shit, I'm out."
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NaffNaffBobFace @naffnaffbobface.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
End Of The World - Mr Oizo (Featuring Skrillex) of Flat Beat fame. m.youtube.com/watch?v=hT7A...
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End Of The World (feat. Skrillex)
YouTube video by Mr. Oizo - Topic
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NaffNaffBobFace @naffnaffbobface.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"They'll totally die if someone legit tells them they've done a bad job" is kinda the definition of being a snowflake is it not...?
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NaffNaffBobFace @naffnaffbobface.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Left a week after the 2024 Farage Riots in the UK. Fought disinfo during the riots best i could but a week later the Algorithm laid it on heavy with the Farmer protests in Westminster. I'd never once had or interacted with any farm stuff. Made it pretty obvious to me orchestration was going on :-[
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NaffNaffBobFace @naffnaffbobface.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just suggest they'd pay for it with a Billionaire Tax and it'll vanish without a trace.
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NaffNaffBobFace @naffnaffbobface.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There was an Olympic clone called the 'Enhanced Games' where they where allowed to go nuts but just a single world record was broken, so do enhancers really work or do you have to be great in the first place? Like, I could eat enhancers for breakfast but i'd still be a useless sack of crap on track.
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NaffNaffBobFace @naffnaffbobface.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I knew a teacher at a Boston school who worked there while he was being detained at North Sea Camp. Apparently he was on community service or some such thing litter picking nearby and the rough as arseholes kids clocked him, found out who he was and then jeered from the upper floor windows.
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NaffNaffBobFace @naffnaffbobface.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Welcome to BlueSky. someone will be right with you
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Bottom: Digger's Confused Reaction
Alt: Bottom: Digger's Adrian Edmonson Eddie Reaction
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NaffNaffBobFace @naffnaffbobface.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm not sure, insects make ideal role models for people a centimetre or two tall.
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NaffNaffBobFace @naffnaffbobface.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Somebody hasn't read Fifty Shades Of Grey. And neither have I. And I never will 👍
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NaffNaffBobFace @naffnaffbobface.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
For a long time i've heard rumours she's secretly been getting other people to write her articles for her: Talking points of influence from hostile foriegn states. I've never believed it and still don't. If true, it should bring down her career. Am i doing this right?
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NaffNaffBobFace @naffnaffbobface.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Heads up - may be something, may be nothing, perhaps cancel those travel plans until this has stabilised.
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NaffNaffBobFace @naffnaffbobface.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Eleventeen" - Leading scientist toddler
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NaffNaffBobFace @naffnaffbobface.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You have to feel sorry for those Hawaiians, they must get awfully cold if all they have to wear is shirts and nothing else.
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NaffNaffBobFace @naffnaffbobface.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Glad I've finally found someone who knows about this - why can't they call "chocolate flavoured covering" chocolate? It looks like chocolate, tastes like chocolate, so it's chocolate... isn't it...?
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NaffNaffBobFace @naffnaffbobface.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tories: "We want childcare to be a universal benefit" Also Tories: "We want to wipe £47 billion+ off the State Support bill" So... exactly how long would childcare remain a universal benefit, because it seems more likely they'f cut state support for childcare outright than make it universal...?
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NaffNaffBobFace @naffnaffbobface.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jupiter be looking at Earth like o_O
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NaffNaffBobFace @naffnaffbobface.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's a good plan - i'm not sure if I shouldn't just start clicking through to the advertisers sites though. Advertiser: "You've sent one guy to our site 600 times this month." YouTube: "Yes." A: "And it's pay-per-click." Y: "Yes." A: "And he 'aint bought a single thing!" Y: "And?"
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NaffNaffBobFace @naffnaffbobface.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Rights main problem is they won. Social and mainstream media, rebranding 'progress' as 'woke', excluding Inclusion, gender politics, even abortion in the US. They won the arguments by beating them all down. So now they only have each other or Lived Experience to argue with. So each other it is.
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NaffNaffBobFace @naffnaffbobface.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Youtube advertisers have to leave me SOME piss, don't they? I mean they can't take it ALL, can they...?
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NaffNaffBobFace @naffnaffbobface.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You got lucky with only 30 seconds. I'm getting "90+" no idea how long they are as i rage quit. No 5min video, with ads in it, and ads interrupting it, is worth sitting through an ad probably as long if not longer than it. Yeah they have to pay for the service but they also have to not take the piss
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