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Nadja Cravensworth

@nadjacravensworth.bsky.social
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I know what it's like to be mocked and teased and cry myself to sleep by the light of a burning donkey. Totally normal human. No God people, no red yanks, no nuns, no nuns, none. Influencers - Fuck off and try doing something useful with your life.

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Nadja Cravensworth @nadjacravensworth.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
"Give me the treat and the baby won't get bitten" Has treat, promptly bites the baby* Never change, Peanut!
A very orange chestnut mare is trying to reach a treat in my hand. Her head is slightly tilted. She has a white star on her forehead and is a selle Français type (French warmblood). She's standing in a wet concrete yard with gates and fields behind her.
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Nadja Cravensworth @nadjacravensworth.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Many years ago I saw a random climber I'd never heard of. I fell in love with it and it's massive now, but how gorgeous are the flowers? It's a Fremontodendron, not something I'd ever seen in Wales before! Lasts all spring, summer, and autumn.
A fremontodendron flower in yellow. It has 5 large petals and a 5 sided stamen in the middle. It's backdrop is itself and a box hedge.
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Nadja Cravensworth @nadjacravensworth.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Louis Theroux turning up to what was essentially his own roast on SNL UK on Saturday was the best thing I've seen in years. Just when you think you couldn't love the man more, he goes and does that. Well worth a watch if you haven't seen it! What a legend.
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Nadja Cravensworth @nadjacravensworth.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Wet day out with my favourite boys. Only I could choose a day for an MOT when it legit HAILS after weeks of dry, sunny weather. (The traffic was stationary when I took this, you really need two hands to drive a Cat 🤣).
A photo taken in the rear view mirror of a Monte Carlo blue Caterham 7. Behind me, visible in the mirror is a white BMW f87 M2 with M stripes, driven by my husband. The road is wet, and traffic was at a standstill. The gap is because I was under a motorway bridge, cowering from the rain l. You can see the front of the Caterham and the top of thr windscreen, and the silly teeny tiny wiper blades!
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Nadja Cravensworth @nadjacravensworth.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
"Shall we move it out the way?" "Nah, fuck it. Stick a plaque on it and call it done" "Sound" Most random plaque I've ever seen 🤣
A stone wall with a rock in front of it, clearly a different colour/type. The plaque says "this granite boulder, the Bellstone, is thought to have come down to Shrewsbury from Cumbria during the ice age. Morris Hall 1933-1983"
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Nadja Cravensworth @nadjacravensworth.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Monday was tough. It was 13 years since we adopted our first ever doggo, Arnie, who we lost last year at the grand old age of 17(ish). In his memory, our gorgeous new rescue boy had a flame grilled steak. Arnie had one every time we had a BBQ, and I think he would approve. Miss you buddy.
A large brindle dog eating a piece of steak from a fork. He's in a rubber arena next to a metal bowl with water. An older, grey muzzled dog also eating steak from a fork. Our gorgeous Arnie.
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Nadja Cravensworth @nadjacravensworth.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
👏👏👏 Genius.
A picture of King Charles at a trumpet event. He's standing at the podium and the caption says "You recently commented, mr. President, that if it were not for the United States, European countries would be speaking German. Dare I saw that if it wasn't for us, you'd be speaking French".
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Nadja Cravensworth @nadjacravensworth.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
My absolute favourite Prunus has flowered! I could easily sit here all day and admire the blossoms. The wall is what we call the old "chapel", a bit of a ruin but with 4 walls and arch shaped windows. It could have been used by drovers to give thanks during a journey. Old houses are awesome.
A stone wall with a gate and a large prunus tree with large bunches of pale pink flowers that hang like little lanterns.
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Nadja Cravensworth @nadjacravensworth.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Another american who can't fucking shoot straight. Maybe the kids are chunky and move more slowly so they're easier targets? Sigh.
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Nadja Cravensworth @nadjacravensworth.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Our local hospital proving solar can be done both well and efficiently. Cars have shade, the hospital has power. Everybody wins. Would love to see more car parks and commercial buildings adopt this.
A car park with solar panels covering the cars and providing shade. There are trees in the flower beds (which my mum volunteers to help with, and the many beautiful gardens for patients and staff).
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Nadja Cravensworth @nadjacravensworth.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
It's St. George's day here in the UK. Not a holiday or anything, but it just makes me sad that the English flag just makes me think of racism and football hooligans, instead of who we largely really are. Hey ho!
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Nadja Cravensworth @nadjacravensworth.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Our little piece of #earthday!
Part of a garden with a big bright red Acer in the forefront, a box hedge to the right, a little summer house, and in the background a magnolia and part of the long border.
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Nadja Cravensworth @nadjacravensworth.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Got to love a pink bluebell. You little rebel!
A pink bluebell on a gravel path with a stone wall behind it.
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Nadja Cravensworth @nadjacravensworth.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you're still using Worcestershire Sauce (that's "Wooster shrrr" by the way), you need to stop. This is light years better, and the vegans in your life can enjoy it too. Sheffield's finest export - Henderson's Relish (and it's easier for Americans to say).
A bottle of black gold - Henderson's Relish. Like Worcestershire sauce but vegan, tastier, and it goes in anything!
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Nadja Cravensworth @nadjacravensworth.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Oh!!! The one book they weren't convinced was original as well. So flipping exciting!
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Nadja Cravensworth @nadjacravensworth.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Guys! I don't think our rescue had ever seen blossom before 🥹 He loves going out at night and just... sniffing. Love that we could give him that.
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Nadja Cravensworth @nadjacravensworth.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
RAINBOWS!!! 🌈❤️
A double rainbow behind a horse grazing in a field. The sky is grey and moody, but the rainbows are glorious!
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Nadja Cravensworth @nadjacravensworth.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Wednesday is chicken day, and doesn't he know it! The abuse of having to wait 15 minutes for it to cool is just too much to handle.
A large brindle dog is standing next to a door waiting for his chicken. The room has a beamed ceiling, an inglenook just in shot, a dusky pink carpet and a cream footstool. There are Lego versions of the Great Wave and Starry Night on the radiator cover in the background.
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Nadja Cravensworth @nadjacravensworth.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
When any politician mentions "god" or "prayers" 😬 It's fucking weird guys. At least I know I can safely disregard anything else they say.
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a close up of a man in a suit and tie making a funny face .
Alt: a close up of Steve Carell in a suit and tie making a funny face that screams "ewwwww".
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Nadja Cravensworth @nadjacravensworth.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
In case anyone wonders where we are...
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Nadja Cravensworth @nadjacravensworth.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
33 today! Our first ever rescue mare, and may she have many more with us. Happy Birthday you grumpy old curmudgeon ❤️
A small bay mare in a rug stands by a fence in a sunny green field.
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Nadja Cravensworth @nadjacravensworth.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I too prefer my potatoes flappy 😂
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Nadja Cravensworth @nadjacravensworth.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Call me crazy, but I struggle to respect any country that could provide its populace with healthcare, clean water, properly regulated food, and a roof over their heads but chooses to bomb innocent children with that money instead. Bonkers I know.
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Nadja Cravensworth @nadjacravensworth.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Just so we're clear, America, King Charles HAS to fo whatever parliament order him to do, including state visits. That was how the monarchy was reinstated after the disastrous absolute monarchy of Charles I. He cannot refuse without inciting a constitutional crisis which...
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Nadja Cravensworth @nadjacravensworth.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I've actually reached the point of feeling a little sorry for Hitler being compared to Trump all the time. I mean he was an unequivocal cunt, but he was literate and, AFAIK, never raped a child (relationships with legal teenagers aside). And he wasn't a bad artist either. Just saying...
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Nadja Cravensworth @nadjacravensworth.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Wow! So the FCC in the US have decided to try and ban all routers not made in the US... for "national security". That's nearly all of them, by the way. Be afraid, America, be very afraid. This is scarily authoritarian shit.
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Nadja Cravensworth @nadjacravensworth.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I need to dig a load of these out as they've self seeded in awkward places, but Blackthorn blossom is too pretty to do it now!
A straggly hedge with tiny white flowers. There's a lake behind it with the reflection of a blue sky.
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Nadja Cravensworth @nadjacravensworth.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
That time we had a yard pheasant just popped up on my timeline. Our house is weird.
A chunky pheasant eats oats next to a small bay mare in a burgundy rug, in front of two gates and a field with a shelter in the background.
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Pen2Net @pen2net.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Trump cannot be brainwashed by Putin. For obvious reasons.
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Nadja Cravensworth @nadjacravensworth.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Magnolia "Black Tulip" in the twilight.
A close up of a magnolia flower, gently cupped and a stunning mid purple colour, slightly lighter than black tulips themselves. It's against an old stone barn, and the sun is just setting in the background.
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Nadja Cravensworth @nadjacravensworth.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
We have fancy daffodils in the garden, but this patch has been in the orchard for at least 15 years. They WERE normal, wild daffodils but seem to have mutated over the years to this. They're definitely my favourites! I wonder if it's a new species?
A daffodil that looks a bit like a double, but with about 4 hearts, yellow but veined with green. Close up of tje daffodil. Looks more like an orchid with pale green edges.
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Nadja Cravensworth @nadjacravensworth.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Keep it up UK! Glorious.
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Nadja Cravensworth @nadjacravensworth.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I can almost hear the grass growing. So relieved to have an early Spring this year! Might as well enjoy it before the spunktrumpet loony in the US blows us all up to avoid jail.
A greening field with a hedge to the right and a dog trying to bury a Frisbee in a rabbit hole. The sky is blue!
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Nadja Cravensworth @nadjacravensworth.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
A moment of calm. So lucky to have these gorgeous Buzzards who come out every afternoon. I love their cry too. Excuse the panting, it was also doggo play time!.
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Nadja Cravensworth @nadjacravensworth.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
All *gestures vaguely around* this because two old, white warmongers are desperate not to be held accountable for their innumerable and reprehensible crimes. Sigh.
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Nadja Cravensworth @nadjacravensworth.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
A tiny nugget of hope that maybe humans aren't a total waste of time after all.
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Nadja Cravensworth @nadjacravensworth.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Asked Boo if she was ready to go back out... Guessing that's a no then?
A mare in a blue rug has her head buried in a hay sling, eating hay and ignoring me as much as possible.
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Nadja Cravensworth @nadjacravensworth.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
So can everyone stop banging on about how he's "only" being investigated for state secrets now. It's a start, ok? What has the US done again? Oh yeah. Nothing.
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Nadja Cravensworth @nadjacravensworth.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
The amount of comments blaming women for taking their husband's name is INSANE! Sure, blame the women, not the system 🙄 Come on guys. Do better.
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Nadja Cravensworth @nadjacravensworth.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
A lot of men are offended that women chose the bear, but all I'm saying is there were no bears in the Epstein files...
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a bear is standing on its hind legs in a field .
Alt: a bear is standing on its hind legs in a field waving on a loop.
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Nadja Cravensworth @nadjacravensworth.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Soutzoukakia Smyrneika - Sadly I can't share the recipe for this one or my ancestors will haunt me, but my grandmother brought this one with her from Smyrna, 1922. (Best not look up what happened, it'll only depress you). They were as yummy as ever, but they take an age!
Two steaming bowls of Soutzoukakia Smyrneika, a Greek meatball in a rich tomato sauce. These are chicken, but traditionally I'd use pork. There are two bowls on an olive wood cutting board next to the oven. One is on a bed of chips (fries), and the other is half rice, half chips and has all the black olives because I only eat green ones 😅
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Nadja Cravensworth @nadjacravensworth.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I love her. "Apologies, I couldn't tell". One of the finest comebacks I've seen. *Chef's kiss*
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Nadja Cravensworth @nadjacravensworth.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
This would work PERFECTLY with mum volunteering at the local hospital. Lots of people will need help, and I can't think of anything nicer to do.
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Nadja Cravensworth @nadjacravensworth.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Eep! Mother liked the sound of our dinner so much she's requested the same (and dad will eat anything). Never been so nervous! Hopefully the Cordon Bleu genes got passed down 🤞
A kitchen with cream cabinets and blue walls. A 6 burner hob has 3 pans on it with homemade tomato sauce, pasta, and spinach. 3 white bowls sit to the side with a little tomato sauce in them ready for the giant pasta shells, ricotta, mozarella, and spinach filling. It'll be topped with more sauce and a sprinkle of cheddar (would have been more mozarella but I assumed I was making for 2 and ran out).
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Nadja Cravensworth @nadjacravensworth.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
"Soon the only thing left of America will be the overwhelming evidence of its failure". Ooft! Fallout season 2 absolutely on the nose.
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a man says that sounds accurate in a fallout advertisement
Alt: a man says that sounds accurate in a fallout scene.
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Nadja Cravensworth @nadjacravensworth.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
When you've normalised hate speech so much that people shrug and just think it's on brand for the rapist paedo. This should be career ending for anyone. Why isn't it?
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Nadja Cravensworth @nadjacravensworth.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Just your annual reminder that despite the stupid pink branding, men do get breast cancer. Everyone of all genders, please check yourselves in the shower and see a GP if you find anything. It may be nothing, or it may save your life coppafeel.org/breast-cance...
coppafeel.org
How do I check
Learn the basics of how to check your breasts, pecs or chest for signs of breast cancer, whatever your age or gender.
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Nadja Cravensworth @nadjacravensworth.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Hear hear!!
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Nadja Cravensworth @nadjacravensworth.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Unexpected grandma sneeze? She obviously needs a licking! #adoptdontshop #rescuedog
A large brindle dog sits in front of a woman sitting on the floor in front of a cream coloured sofa. He's licking her face and she's cuddling his neck and trying to avoid the tongue!
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Nadja Cravensworth @nadjacravensworth.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I think the response to everything the spunktrumpet says should be a mumbled "Paedo says what?" Hopefully the ensuing tantrum will make sure everyone is out of the room before he can shit himself. Thank you for your attention to his splatter.
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a man in a suit is covered in brown liquid
Alt: Johnny Knoxville in a suit is covered in a suspicious brown liquid
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