Lords of the un-dead suffering from Seasonal Affective Disorder will peak today, as vampires everywhere endure the shortest day of their year.

ALT: congratulations on your retirement you 've been set free

ALT: a woman in a floral shirt is laughing while sitting in a chair .

Alt: Scene from the black and white movie, Arsenic and Old Lace. Actor playing “Teddy” (the family member who deludedly thinks he’s Theodore Rosevelt and dresses like him) is throwing himself into an aggressive run up the staircase yelling, “Charge!” It’s something he does often - much to the consternation of the neighbours.

Alt: Indoor scene from a black and white movie. In a room, a detective in a hat is standing on the left in profile. Humphrey Bogart as Sam Spade, wearing a suit, tie and hat, is on the right, talking to the detective while Spade caresses a black statuette of a falcon - the Maltese Falcon. Referring to the statuette, Sam Spade says “The stuff that dreams are made of.” (In answer to the question, “Heavy. What is it?”)

ALT: a woman is sitting in a purple and black dxr chair