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@n8uretrail2hell.bsky.social
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Promotional feed of a Designer of Themed Retail & Entertainment Venues. Name here based upon my Twitter Origin in which I developed a Haunt Attraction based upon "Weird Al" Yankovic's song "Nature Trail to Hell": naturetrailtohellin3d.blogspot.com

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Troy Z @n8uretrail2hell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's the first weekend of October, so know that you can getcha Spooky Art at the "Into the Fog" gallery show exhibit at Knott's Scary Farm. My original painting is Sold, but you can still get non-blacklight prints for sale there in the park! #IntoTheFog #ScaryFarm #DarkArt #ToxicOldManYaoi #Wizards
Photograph of a wall with Victorian wallpaper and a Gothic wainscot illuminated by a purple UV spotlight upon which is hung a black velvet painting of two spectral wizards within a glow-in-the-dark frame of Gothic tracery that reads "Toxic Old Man Yaoi Wizards of Helshire."
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Troy Z @n8uretrail2hell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"The gothic is not tinsel on this ghost soil, it’s a bone tattoo." This sentence commands attention, awe, and respect. Clean and deep as the wound from a dart unanticipated.
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Troy Z @n8uretrail2hell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Blöthar seems like a cuddler. A cuddler of eviscerated human intestines, but a cuddler nevertheless. m.youtube.com/watch?v=twL_... Also, RIP, Chuck Varga, a founding member of GWAR. Goddammit, I hate this fuckin' year. #GWAR #Blöthar #GraveConversations #DavidDastmalchian #RIPChuckVarga
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David Dastmalchian and Gwar's Blöthar talk Death, Ai, And The Grim Reaper | Grave Conversations
YouTube video by Grave Conversations
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Troy Z @n8uretrail2hell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No no no. It was a proper screening of the film at the local arthouse theater in San Luis Obispo, as part of the University's curriculum for a Film Studies class there, and the general reaction from all of us in the audience EVOKED Joel from MST3k saying "Ohhhh wowwww..." Such a good experience.
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Troy Z @n8uretrail2hell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Related Skeet regarding "The Big Sleep": bsky.app/profile/n8ur...
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Troy Z @n8uretrail2hell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
P.S.: The artist is currently open for new commissions! You've witnessed the high quality of the artwork, please go get more of it out into the world, for yourself and the collective consciousness! #DarkArt #HorrorArt #Illustration #BlackAndWhite #PenAndInk bsky.app/profile/math...
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Troy Z @n8uretrail2hell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This opening weekend of Knott's Scary Farm compels me to commission another rendering of my character, "Shackles." @Mathraptor.bsky.social delivers! We need a resurgence of paperback horror anthologies for kids, filled with black+white illustrations like these. #HorrorArt #HorrorSky #Booksky #Artsky
A moody pen & ink illustration with an impressive amount of cross-hatching by Cameron Ramey depicting a medieval city street at nighttime being haunted by a wretched, scraggly bearded old man dressed in tattered rags who staggers about under the weight of a pillory festooned with spikes, bells, candles, and strips of calligraphic writing on parchment affixed with wax seals to the set of stocks. A shadowed hand in the foreground suggests someone dares to peek out through a cracked door to witness the spectre known in folklore as "'Shackles' the Prisoner."
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Troy Z @n8uretrail2hell.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Tonight! Knott's Scary Farm welcomes you back into the fog! I was compelled to craft a LEGO BrickHeadz™ version of my character, "Shackles," who haunts the cursèd land of Helshire in the fabled realm of K'amp Snu-pai. #LEGO #BrickHeadz #ScaryFarm #KnottsScaryFarm #ScareActor #TheGauntlet #Halloween
A LEGO Brickheadz™ depiction of a balding, grey-bearded character locked in a pillory decorated with chains, spikes, candles, and simplistic renderings of parchment scrolls affixed by wax seals, shown from the front. The title at the top announces "LEGO (091726) — Brickheadz X Knott's Scary Farm" and the caption above a row of red LEGO studs reads "'Shackles' the Prisoner" in the left and displays the logo of "The Gauntlet" ScareZone on the right.A LEGO Brickheadz™ depiction of a balding, grey-bearded character locked in a pillory decorated with chains, spikes, candles, and simplistic renderings of parchment scrolls affixed by wax seals, shown in a three-quarters view. The title at the top announces "LEGO (091726) — Brickheadz X Knott's Scary Farm" and the caption above a row of red LEGO studs reads "'Shackles' the Prisoner" in the left and displays the logo of "The Gauntlet" ScareZone on the right.A LEGO Brickheadz™ depiction of a balding, grey-bearded character locked in a pillory decorated with chains, spikes, candles, and simplistic renderings of parchment scrolls affixed by wax seals, shown from the rear. The title at the top announces "LEGO (091726) — Brickheadz X Knott's Scary Farm" and the caption above a row of red LEGO studs reads "'Shackles' the Prisoner" in the left and displays the logo of "The Gauntlet" ScareZone on the right.
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Troy Z @n8uretrail2hell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Tomorrow begins the 2026 season of Knott's Scary Farm, where I will be returning as the sad and miserable wretch "'Shackles' the Prisoner." As a recap, here's a dedicated interview with me about the character: m.youtube.com/watch?v=pwgY.... #ScaryFarm #ScareActor #Halloween #ScareActors #Haunters
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The Gauntlet takes prisoners and Shackles tells it all!
YouTube video by Troy On the Move
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Troy Z @n8uretrail2hell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
As of this week, I am now older than the age the actor John Mahoney was when the character he played in the sitcom "Frasier" said he was 64 years old. It feels like there should be ways I should feel about this.
Screencap of a Bluesky post by @tvaziri.com in which is written "'Frasier,' s03e22, when John Mahoney was 55 years old." The accompanying photograph shows the actor sitting in the set of the TV sitcom "Frasier" and framed by an overlay of a simulated video recording. The Closed Caption to the scene reads: "My name is Martin Crane. When I made this tape I was 64 years old."
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Troy Z @n8uretrail2hell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hej, Bluesky! I heard you like Toxic Old Man Yaoi, so know that my artwork is available for purchase now at the "Into The Fog" gallery show for Knott's Scary Farm. There's my blacklight black velvet painting on display, and (non-UV-reactive) prints for sale. #IntoTheFog #ToxicOldManYaoi #ScaryFarm
The top quarter of a Black Velvet painting with UV-reactive acrylics within a frame of green glow-in-the-dark filigree that features the words "Toxic Old Man Yaoi" in a rune-ish font.
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Troy Z @n8uretrail2hell.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I have a Mighty Need to have TMBG cover this song live in concert or at a Tiny Desk-type recording.
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Troy Z @n8uretrail2hell.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"Everything You Know is Wrong" ...Okay, so it's not TECHNICALLY a They Might Be Giants song, but it is ABSOLUTELY a They Might Be Giants song. m.youtube.com/watch?v=EStE...
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Everything You Know Is Wrong
YouTube video by Weird Al Yankovic - Topic
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Troy Z @n8uretrail2hell.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
. . .Yeeeahhh, don't ask me how much time, effort, resources, and money I put into making my set of stocks and accessories for my own Haunt Attraction character; I mean, I can tell you, but I don't want to make myself any more sad than I already am.
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Troy Z @n8uretrail2hell.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I was up in that area a couple of months ago, and locals have signs instructing "Do Not Pet the Fluffy Dogs."
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Troy Z @n8uretrail2hell.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Literally this is a reminder as to how I got my recurring gig for the Art Department at Universal Studios' Halloween Horror Nights. I made a bizcard with this blogname back in 2012 for the Art Director. It worked!Thanks, @alyankovic.bsky.social! #UniversalHHN #HHN naturetrailtohellin3d.blogspot.com
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Nature Trail To Hell in 3D
<p align="center">In which a Designer of Themed Retail and Entertainment Venues develops concepts for a spookhouse based upon Weird Al's Nature Trail to Hell</p>
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Troy Z @n8uretrail2hell.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
THIS BOOK. I leafed through this at, of all things, a barber's when I was a kid and was compelled, as when I was scoping through an "Alien Terror" 8mm film cartridge at Kay-Bee Toys, to reevaluate my fears even before I actually saw the film. Bought the book later, still've yet to source the viewer.
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Troy Z @n8uretrail2hell.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
And everyone should note that @owllog.bsky.social is currently open for commissions! Get your visions interpreted through a lens darkly! #Horror #DarkArt #HorrorArt #DarkArts #SpookySeason #Halloween #FuckAi
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Troy Z @n8uretrail2hell.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I've rehearsals tonight for performing as a ScareActor; what better way to note that than by hiring a Real Human Artist to render their version of my character, "'Shackles' the Prisoner." Art by @owllog.bsky.social! I love how his interpretation is like transcribed folklore from a whispersome pen.
A dark, grainy, and atmospheric drawing of a haunted, scraggly bearded old man locked in a pillory festooned with candles, spikes, parchment seals, and chains
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Troy Z @n8uretrail2hell.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
..."Ego Monster, you're just a goofy LARPer / Your attitude is piss, they should take you off the roster / Not sipping on C4, just choking on your own lore / Thinking you're The Devil, but your scares are looking bore-bore!" #ScareActors
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Troy Z @n8uretrail2hell.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The major Haunt Attractions are now open on both coasts, so I'm calling it as officially #SpookySeason now. I give my respect to all the performers haunting the venues, especially when it's still hot. BTW, did you know ScareActors make Diss Tracks?: youtu.be/t8UX2biJPWM #ScareActor #Halloween
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"EGO MONSTER" | Scare Actor and Haunt Parody Music Video
YouTube video by PHANTOM BIZARRE
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Troy Z @n8uretrail2hell.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Unf. Axonometric diagrams CUTAWAY axonometric diagrams just DO IT for me [Swoons] ... [Looks up Autism Spectrum indicators] Oh.
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Troy Z @n8uretrail2hell.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Thanks to him and this scene, I now think that John Waters can do Kung-Fu.
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Troy Z @n8uretrail2hell.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
[Int.— Congressional Hearing] TROY (shuffles papers regretfully, then leans into microphone) I wholeheartedly regret that I misquoted the lyrics to Soft Cell's "Sex Dwarf" in an offhand skeet on Bluesky. I acknowledge it should have been "Disco Dollies" and that I should have known better.
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Troy Z @n8uretrail2hell.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Isn't it nice? Luring Disco Darlings to a life of vice?
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Troy Z @n8uretrail2hell.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It got to the point where wanting to see "Coyote Vs Acme" became a rebuke of CEO David Zaslav and his wanting to bury this for a tax writeoff. But no, it's not a chore, it's a blast! Enough Deep Cuts for us oldheads; doesn't get in the way of gags that new kids can appreciate. See now! #CoyoteVsAcme
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Troy Z @n8uretrail2hell.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I see now! It is really effective!
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Troy Z @n8uretrail2hell.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
OK, DAYum! The craft is extraordinary in itself, but how are you doing the leaf texture on the fabric? I wanna assume there's a patterned roller assist, but I'm seeing no artifacts of its use. It's so hard to imagine the fronds being sculpted separately and then applied, given how clean the join is.
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Troy Z @n8uretrail2hell.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My proposal is that the date to acceptably display exterior Halloween decorations is keyed to the first day that major theme parks open their Haunt Attraction events to the public. So: September 3, this year, as dictated by when Halloween Horror Nights kicks off at Universal Studios in Orlando.
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Troy Z @n8uretrail2hell.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It's an obligation I celebrate.
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Troy Z @n8uretrail2hell.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RIP Tim Curry. Compelled to rewatch "Muppet Treasure Island," and while I endorse the "Fellow Muppet" praise, his acting in the scene where Jim and Silver part ways is worth study. He shifts from giddy to fearful to conscience-striken to hurt to mindful of the hurt he caused. youtu.be/BHwlspX6Ma4
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Muppet Treasure Island (1996)- Jim and Silver part ways
YouTube video by Razor Shark
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Troy Z @n8uretrail2hell.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This skeet has an actual three-act structure, and the plot twists are outstanding.
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Troy Z @n8uretrail2hell.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton really did Practice what she wanted to Preach, & it feels to an outsider that this quality of character is what's lacking in the landscape. She counters my bitterness with real joy. Adding another reminder for me to donate again to her Imagination Library: donate.imaginationlibrary.com
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Make a donation and support Dolly Parton's Imagination Library in communities around the world and help put more books into the hands of more children.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
When your timeline is filled with queer folks and brown/Black people singing the praises of and loudly mourning a 1940s-Tennessee-born white Boomer lady, welp. She was pretty goddamn extraordinary, you can assume.
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spooky halloween txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Well, what I always say, "I just want everybody to be treated good." I try not to get into the politics of everything. I try to get into the human element of it. I have some of everybody in my own immediate family and in my circle of employees. I've got transgender people. I've got gays. I've got lesbians. I've got drunks. I've got drug addicts — all within my own family. I know and love them all, and I do not judge.

And I just see how broken-hearted they get over certain things and I know how real they are. I know how important this is to them. That's who they are. They cannot help that any more than I can help being Dolly Parton, you know, the way people know me. If there's something to be judged, that is God's business. But we are all God's children and how we are is who we are.
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Troy Z @n8uretrail2hell.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Tell. Us. More.
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Troy Z @n8uretrail2hell.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Thanks for sharing! I hope everyone has a decent Haunt Season this year.
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Troy Z @n8uretrail2hell.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Yeah, I'm, uh— getting along in years so I definitely saw my reflection in him. He was so come-and-gone in our brief interaction that I'm having all kinds of imaginary dialogues where I could've possibly consoled him instead of being stunned. It's a Guilt I wish I could transfer to Those Deserving.
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Troy Z @n8uretrail2hell.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
A courier the office dispatched to pick up my drawings from my apartment recently was this Mr. Cooper-looking guy with a white moustache who was clearly in his mid-70s. He thanked me for bringing down the roll of plans to my apartment complex's entry door so he didn't have to go up the stairs.
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Troy Z @n8uretrail2hell.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Nick Park. The climax to "The Wrong Trousers" is a masterclass in action editing.
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Gromit Stops the Train in Wallace And Gromit
Alt: Gromit lays down train tracks in the Wallace And Gromit short film "The Wrong Trousers."
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Troy Z @n8uretrail2hell.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I need all practical, everyday instructions for me formatted as "Adventure Seeds."
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Troy Z @n8uretrail2hell.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Just back from a microconvention of Horror Authors where I had the honor of meeting @chucktingle.bsky.social, who just released his latest book, "Fabulous Bodies." #Horrorsky, know that I testify that Chuck Tingle's Horror Hardbacks are What You Need. #Booksky #Horror #LoveIsReal #FabulousBodies
Photo of a elderly bearded man from Planet Scrufulon wearing Heart-shaped sunglasses (provided by a righteous dude waiting in line at the event) and a Black Metal T-shirt featuring the band Gaerea standing next to the renown author Chuck Tingle, who is wearing his trademark pink sack with "Love is Real" written upon it along with an orangey-pink (please tell me if this is a specific color that one might reference) suit with black leopard-print markings.
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Troy Z @n8uretrail2hell.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
And what's odd, for those of us with niche sources of income? Central Casting typically does not book cars provided by Background Extras, at the request of Production Companies, that are white, black, or red. News you can use, #BackgroundExtras
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Troy Z @n8uretrail2hell.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Okay, Itchy Uniforms is a damn good reason to phase them out. I wish they had some replacement Mod Love futuristic costumes with fabrics more amenable to the waitstaff, but, yeah, employee comfort takes precedence.
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Troy Z @n8uretrail2hell.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I had an Oh Hell Yes moment at Encounter right when the elevator doors closed and we ascended to the sound of Space UltraLounge music. The first time I went, the waitresses were wearing futuristic outfits, but when I went back later another time with other friends, they had abandoned them. Tragic.
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Troy Z @n8uretrail2hell.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Just back from the roadshow screening of @josephscrimshaw.bsky.social's "Dead Media," a zero-budget indie charmer that's made for a Movie Night with your friends in order to inspire you to make a film together. Pairs well with "The Video Dead" (1986) or "The Final Girls" (2015). #DeadMedia
Picture of Joseph Scrimshaw standing before a projected image of a title card for the "Dead Media Theatrical Roadshow" that lists tour dates and bonus features. The projected image gives Mr. Scrimshaw a hyperblue bar across his eyes like he's wearing UV-Reactive makeup for some 1980s cyberpunk low-budget feature.
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Troy Z @n8uretrail2hell.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Congratulations!!
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Troy Z @n8uretrail2hell.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I admire and am envious of the articulation in this post; it speaks to exactly why we are so furious.
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Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
To be a historian is to speak ill of the dead and the rest of you should take more history classes and join us.
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Troy Z @n8uretrail2hell.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
"Bill Corbett's Siri" is now the new "Chekov's Gun."
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