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n3rdopolis @n3rdopolis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

If I was a democratic candidate for President, here is where I would film the opening shot, introducing myself in my first video to kick off my campaign.

A Google Street View view of a pole, with a banner that says "Welcome to Nuremberg Pennsylvania"

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n3rdopolis @n3rdopolis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Yeah, but can the Apple Watch stop time?

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n3rdopolis @n3rdopolis.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

RB Friday Inc. seems pretty awesome

The Bizapedia entry for RB Friday Inc, showing Rebecca Black as CEO, CFO, Director, and Secretary of RB Friday Inc.

I censored the addresses.

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n3rdopolis @n3rdopolis.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

OMG! I forgot about my Florida Man Alignment Chart I made years ago

An Alignment chart of Lawful, Neutral, Chaotic and Good, Neutral, Evil

It is 9 screenshots of Florida Man articles

Lawful Good: Florida Man Pays Off 114 Outstanding Utility Bills For His Neighbors Before Christmas
Neutral Good: Florida Man Arrested After Feeding Wild Alligator
Chaotic Good: Florida Man Wrestles Alligator To Save His Dog

Lawful Neutral: Florida Man Sues Madonna Over Delayed Start Time Of Upcoming Concert
Neutral Neutral: Florida Man Charged For Eating Pancakes In Middle Of Road
Chaotic Neutral: Florida Man a Accused Of Setting HIs Own Truck On Fire To Give Deputies 'Something To Do'

Lawful Evil: Florida Man Yells 'There's No Santa Claus' At Holiday Event, Upsets Children
Neutral Evil: Florida Man Arrested For Practicing Karate By Kicking Swans In The Head
Chaotic Evil: Florida Man Arrested For Stealing & Slaughtering A Horse

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n3rdopolis @n3rdopolis.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

The Keeper Of The Underworld on 2026-06-14 be like #WheresMitchMcConnell

A DuckDuckGo search bar with "Turtle Recipes" typed in

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n3rdopolis @n3rdopolis.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I only saw one person mention this, but I thought I would try it out myself This is the most damming evidence that that picture of McConnell standing up in the hospital is not real The drop ceiling supports perspective is WRONG Their turtle went to Shell most likely

The original "picture" of Mitch McConnell standing in the hospital with some dude

The same picture, with white lines tracing the directions of the support brackets of the drop ceiling. They meet in various areas, not how perspective works

The same picture with the drop ceiling's support brackets traced out, the directions being pointed out, all pretty much going to the same point

This is how perspective actually works

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n3rdopolis @n3rdopolis.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

The 20 minute call with Mitch McConnell🔥🐢🔥

A drawing of a phone screen showing a call to Mitch McConnell

The phone number is 011 593 5 123 4567, (011 593 , being an international number to Ecuador, the 5 being the area code for the Galapagos Islands)

The call length is 19:59

It is showing that the phone is saying
"
We're sorry the number you have reached has been disconnected. If you think you got this message in error, please hang up check the number and dial again

We're sorry the number you have reached has been disconnected. If you think you got this message in error, please hang up check the number and dial again

We're sorry. The. <booooop> <click>
"

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n3rdopolis @n3rdopolis.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I spoke with my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky.

A guy pointing at a bundle of carrots he is holding

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n3rdopolis @n3rdopolis.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I spoke with my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky.

A guy expressively talking to a brick wall

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n3rdopolis @n3rdopolis.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Mitch McConnell Finally Croaks. (Wait that one is frogs)

A comic with 4 panels

first panel: two devils are talking to each other in Hell. A sign says "Welcome to Hell"
The first devil says "Yo stan"
The second devil says "Yes Damien?"
Damien says: "That Mitch McConnell guy is here, but I think be belongs in the Other Place:"

The next panel is the same.
Stan says: "No way, you're crazy you're out of your mind. You're coo-coo ****ing banans if you think he doesn't belong here:
Damien says: "no! I'm right! I need to explain! You see persuant to Hell Res. 666 and...."

The third panel is the same
Stan says: OK Damien, you mad your point, and you are correct, there was a mistake, McConnell will go to the correct place:

The fourth panel shows a hole in Hell with more fire coming out of it. A sign with an arrow pointing down the hole says "To Shell: This way!" as a turtle shell falls into the hole

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n3rdopolis @n3rdopolis.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

"I have found precedence as to why the 14th amendment to the Constitution is unconstitutional" - Sam Alito tomorrow (Probably)

The Complaint tablet to Ea-nāṣir (about really shitty copper sold to his servant)

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n3rdopolis @n3rdopolis.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Yeah, I don't think they say her last name out loud, but the undeliverable mail that got bounced back to Forrest, you can see her full name is Jenny Curran

Forrest Gump's letter to Jenny Curran, at Rural Route 2, Greenbow Ala 39902, that was returned as "undeliverable as addressed, no fowarding order on file"

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n3rdopolis @n3rdopolis.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

"They don't know my name lights up the Epstein Files like a Christmas tree"

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n3rdopolis @n3rdopolis.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

We have someone dumber than Jimmy Wichard as president

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n3rdopolis @n3rdopolis.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

I love how the Reflecting Pool is now American Flag Blue!

The American Flag, in all its glory, sporting the 3 colors, Red, White, and Putrid Green.

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n3rdopolis @n3rdopolis.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

On a different note, when trying to get that screenshot, I realized a missed attention to detail that Pixar wiffed on. That calendar, starts on Sunday. That is an American thing. Everwhere else is smart enough and has the weekend days at the END of the week

The scene from Finding Nemo where P. Sherman is about to throw Nemo's fish bag away.

There is a big calendar on his wall, and the first day, despite taking place in Australia, starts on Sunday

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n3rdopolis @n3rdopolis.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

What I imagine all the blue dots in the red seas will be like when It finally Happens:

The Tank Gang from finding Nemo
Gil has a big grin on his face, while the rest of the members have looks of horror and confusion

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n3rdopolis @n3rdopolis.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

I am not sure if it was Mark Elias or someone else that told her to not to recount 2024. Elon "Vote Counting-Computers" Musk probably had a hand in stealing it from her

Will Smith as the Fresh Prince, labeled "Recounts" with subtitles edited to say "How come she don't want me, man"

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n3rdopolis @n3rdopolis.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Rhode Islanders when anyone says it's an act of Providence:

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n3rdopolis @n3rdopolis.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Does anyone else think the guy to my right looks a little bit like Rob Mueller?

The Norman Rockwell painting that is a meme now.

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n3rdopolis @n3rdopolis.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

This is the guy trying to compare his crowd sizes to MLK's. Lol, I mean he clearly has a dream, seeing how much he sleeps, but, uhhhh

Trump going night-night in his little chair

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n3rdopolis @n3rdopolis.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Should I get this Kash Patel costume?

A guy wearing glasses that look like googly eyes.

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n3rdopolis @n3rdopolis.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

When someone says "Hey maybe try asking ChatGPT" or something

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n3rdopolis @n3rdopolis.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

If it's not some random schmoe, (since Twitter pretty much lets anyone buy that mark now) are they really going to trust *Twitter*?!

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n3rdopolis @n3rdopolis.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Something all three of us can agree on though. Lets not introduce the Y2.1K problem, shall we?

The meme drawing of the derpy guy with NO brain
showing "Anything with a two digit year"

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n3rdopolis @n3rdopolis.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

I like ISO-8601 too much. lol

The meme cartoon of two guys yelling at each other, with tiny brains drawn over them. And a third guy smiling and looking away from the two yelling guys with a large brain drawn over him

Over the two yelling guys is MM/DD/YYYY and DD.MM.YYYY
Over the smiling guy is YYYY-MM-DD

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n3rdopolis @n3rdopolis.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

"Look at us, everyone is holding failed leaders accountable, and we're not. <sniff> everything looks so accountability-y. <sniff> Now I know how the Russian kids feel"

Bobby Hill (with a US flag emoji on him) looking longingly at all his neighbors bringing in deer they hunted, while he had to be stuck at home, and still wearing his toy cowboy hat.

One deer is labeled "The man formerly known as Prince Andrew"
One deer is labeled "Jair Bolsonaro"
One deer is labeled "Yoon Suk Yeol"
Khan's deer is labeled "Rodrigo Duterte"

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n3rdopolis @n3rdopolis.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Aw, he's too cute to set on fire

The "Coalie" mascot saying "Thank you for keeping them from burning me, Mr. Solar Panel!" to a smiling solar panel

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n3rdopolis @n3rdopolis.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

We just hit the 25% mark of the legal length of this illegal term. AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

A countdown from 2025-01-20 12:00 EST to 2029-01-20 12:00 EST
Showing 2026-01-20 18:00 EST, and the number of seconds and weeks and days that have passed, and are left, with a progress bar at 25%

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n3rdopolis @n3rdopolis.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr:

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n3rdopolis @n3rdopolis.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Yeah Troy, they're going to be taking a look at him during the break. We'll be right back

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