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n0rtyWoof

@n0rty.acey.dog
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A place for the ruder parts of a blue dog. UK | Homoflexable/Pan | Partnered. 18+ only! Non-rude: @acey.dog

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Lupus Londonwolf @lupuslondonwolf.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
A light bit of frotting at the weekend ^^ Photos taken by the frottie, @n0rty.acey.dog
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Lupus Londonwolf @lupuslondonwolf.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
A fun way to wake up.
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Lupus Londonwolf @lupuslondonwolf.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
There are worse ways to spend a weekend.
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n0rtyWoof @n0rty.acey.dog · 10/05/2026
shitting where y'eat comes to mind.
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n0rtyWoof @n0rty.acey.dog · 24/04/2026
I used to shave these, but now they are soft and fluffy... #fcf
willy :)
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Acey Woofer @acey.dog · 23/04/2026
Ok, sure 😅 - Linkie for anyone interested: www.mixcloud.com/AceyWoofer/y... hell, put it on silent and let it run in the background is that's ok - is probably the safest way to listen to this 👀 @yorkshirefurs.org.uk
New chart position: 19
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n0rtyWoof @n0rty.acey.dog · 19/04/2026
It's been a long time since I were last left vulnerable like this 👉👈
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n0rtyWoof @n0rty.acey.dog · 17/04/2026
Booking a visit to the sexual health clinic was very useful! Got to do all the samples + bloods while there. Informed that i didnt need certain vaccinations (mpox/hep) and arrangements made for others. Plus i've been put on free access to PrEP & DoxyPEP, pending a phone call wiith doctor - woo! :3
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n0rtyWoof @n0rty.acey.dog · 14/04/2026
Recently got myself a new cutie... told myself I wouldn't fuck this one. I lasted about a day 👉👈
A large racoon plushie flopped on thier tummy.The racoon's underside, revealing a sph.
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n0rtyWoof @n0rty.acey.dog · 14/04/2026
I see someone else has watched the hoover origin story! :p There's a little bit of hoover tribute in my upcoming Confuzzled mix, but I definitely wouldn't call much of anything I play "Rave".
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n0rtyWoof @n0rty.acey.dog · 11/04/2026
i haven't touched this account for a while... ... so here's when Pretzel found a nice puppy bone a couple or so weekends back 🥰 📸&🍆 @lupuslondonwolf.bsky.social
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n0rtyWoof @n0rty.acey.dog · 11/02/2026
... reactivated for NFC. Im being optimistic that my sexdrive will make a return when it's surrounded by cute fluffy things 👀
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n0rtyWoof @n0rty.acey.dog · 12/01/2026
If you see this, pose in an armchair 😏
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n0rtyWoof @n0rty.acey.dog · 28/12/2025
like, I can be horny and never even feel a need to cum... (honestly, that's more how i like it 😇) i dunno. Maybe it's just the time of year XD
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n0rtyWoof @n0rty.acey.dog · 28/12/2025
i 'would' agree, but im not sure that is the case here... ... i've been cuming daily this past week or so, but it is feeling very much like going through biological motions, rather than actually being horny. I've been here before, so it's nothing unusual. Just curious who else experiences this.
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n0rtyWoof @n0rty.acey.dog · 28/12/2025
Is there a term for not feeling at all horny, but still needing to just empty your balls?
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n0rtyWoof @n0rty.acey.dog · 07/12/2025
I suggest maybe cracking open a window for a minute or two :p
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n0rtyWoof @n0rty.acey.dog · 27/11/2025
😅
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n0rtyWoof @n0rty.acey.dog · 27/11/2025
This is a spoof of the original PETA ad... which has a human body with the head cut off, and a vegetable shoved into the human's butt. Still weirdly sexualised, but fer less huffy than this version.
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n0rtyWoof @n0rty.acey.dog · 27/11/2025
... why is PETA encouraging me to touch myself? D:
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n0rtyWoof @n0rty.acey.dog · 27/11/2025
he does look pretty well baked there XD
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n0rtyWoof @n0rty.acey.dog · 26/11/2025
I did... but i have no regrets 😇
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n0rtyWoof @n0rty.acey.dog · 26/11/2025
*nods and wags* will be up for that :D
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n0rtyWoof @n0rty.acey.dog · 26/11/2025
This is propaganda! ... 👀
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Observe: Yeens @brotherly.incest.observer · 23/11/2025
I am SUPER excited to be able to show off the body painting that @dracorumorder.bsky.social did for me recently! It looks so good <3
A photo of me nude, wearing my African wild dog head with full head-to-toe body paint to match his fur. I’m holding up my Polaroid camera A photo of me nude, wearing my African wild dog head with full head-to-toe body paint to match his fur. I’m holding up my Polaroid camera to my eye, as though to take a photo A photo of me nude, wearing my African wild dog head with full head-to-toe body paint to match his fur. I’m lying on a bed with my arms outstretched, my flaccid cock flopping against my thigh
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n0rtyWoof @n0rty.acey.dog · 26/11/2025
You would hope giving the whiney fuckers an onlibe outlet would mean they'd spend less time down the pub... ... but apparently they can do both 🙃
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Lupus Londonwolf @lupuslondonwolf.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Throwback to having a very cute pup come calling 💦
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n0rtyWoof @n0rty.acey.dog · 26/11/2025
👉👈
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Lupus Londonwolf @lupuslondonwolf.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Wolf shoots for the moon! My most powerful shot for some time. Fired a good metre straight up. Need a clean up 😅 #FCF
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n0rtyWoof @n0rty.acey.dog · 31/10/2025
It requires me buzzing still... im just happy im managing again after the weirdness that i was going through before 😅
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n0rtyWoof @n0rty.acey.dog · 31/10/2025
I have cut my SSRIs down... and now i've started dumping cum daily into this cutie 😋
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n0rtyWoof @n0rty.acey.dog · 23/10/2025
ooh nice :D
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n0rtyWoof @n0rty.acey.dog · 23/10/2025
Honestly, just a nice cup of tea and a cuddle and you've surpassed my desire for sex by a good mile <3
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Hughhhh 🔞 @hughhhhdraws.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Single dads in your area (2).
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n0rtyWoof @n0rty.acey.dog · 11/10/2025
👉👈
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n0rtyWoof @n0rty.acey.dog · 10/10/2025
huff - looking very inviting!
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n0rtyWoof @n0rty.acey.dog · 10/10/2025
it's been over 2 weeks since I last managed to cum... ... but it's finally happened! And fuck, it felt so good! I even shot and hit my shoulder. Im normally lucky to get it past by belly button 😵‍💫 *flops*
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n0rtyWoof @n0rty.acey.dog · 07/10/2025
it was 😇
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n0rtyWoof @n0rty.acey.dog · 06/10/2025
Day 13... And I've been teased for most of the car journey back home from Pawsome while going in and out of napping! I was very leaky 👉👈
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n0rtyWoof @n0rty.acey.dog · 05/10/2025
Has been 12days since last cum... - i think i've officially run out.
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n0rtyWoof @n0rty.acey.dog · 19/09/2025
mrrf - looking very hunky there wolfie 🥰
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n0rtyWoof @n0rty.acey.dog · 09/09/2025
👀
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Kaohto @kaohto.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Hi guys! Love often tastes like coffee 😌☕️💖. Greetings!
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n0rtyWoof @n0rty.acey.dog · 05/09/2025
being an adorable silly gay though 🥰
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n0rtyWoof @n0rty.acey.dog · 05/09/2025
JJ Abrams will be in touch.
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n0rtyWoof @n0rty.acey.dog · 05/09/2025
Some cuddles, while tied up in a padded room... ... with the promise of future bacon? 👀
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n0rtyWoof @n0rty.acey.dog · 05/09/2025
Wonna tenderise my meat? 👀
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