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@mzbat.bsky.social
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Security Consultant & Founder, Sonar Security | Red Siege, VMware Tanzu, NASA GSFC, Apple, 18F | art, lego, board games, comics, cute animals |🧛🏻‍♀️⛵️

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bat 🦇🌻 @mzbat.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
look I know it’s an employer market rn but these job requirements are getting out of hand
Requirements: 99+ years of experience in IT
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Bassano @bassano.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Vermeer’s Girl With The Pearl Earring will be shown in Osaka, later this year, and the press conference was as Japanese as you’d expect #Vermeer
A Japanese mascot dressed as Vermeer’s Girl With The Pearl Earring in front of a promotional poster for the same at a press conference in Japan
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 15/05/2026
Good news, everyone www.cnn.com/2026/05/14/h...
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Engaging with arts and culture can slow biological aging as much as exercise, study suggests | CNN
When it comes to slowing down our biological aging, engaging with arts and culture is as beneficial as physical activity, a new study suggests.
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bat 🦇🌻 @mzbat.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Good morning and Happy Friday!
two adorable devon rex cats sunbathing on stairs, one grey sitting with eyes squinted and one black belly up with his back feet pressed against the ledge of the step above him
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Nick Slawicz @ellingtonelms.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Erm, they're called palaeontologists, actually.
A 'Dinosaur Smarties' Easter egg.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Maybe instead of committing atrocities, we could just make the rich pay their fair share and have universal healthcare and affordable housing instead. Idk, just spitballing here.
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bat 🦇🌻 @mzbat.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
prob gonna have to report my coworker to HR for not pulling her weight & snoring on the job
fawn english mastiff asleep on sofa and covered with a super mario blanket
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/11/2025
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-e…
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life
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bat 🦇🌻 @mzbat.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
it’s actually a huge relief that my gym doesn’t allow cell phones. with people literally posting everything on socials, i kinda feel like no gym should allow recording devices of any kind. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 13/11/2025
This is Carl. He was just woken up from a nap. Hopes for your sake the house is on fire. 12/10 (IG: grumpus.steve.carl)
a very grumpy little brussels griffon with black and tan fur and big ears is laying in a fluffy dog bed and absolutely scowling at you. his mouth is a downturned arch that would be classified as a rainbow shape in any more positive context, and he’s squinting directly at you, challenging this unnecessary disruption. the green dog bed he’s laying on looks (probably coincidentally?) exactly like the fur of oscar the grouch.
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bat 🦇🌻 @mzbat.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
“I’m not sure people really understand how expensive it is to have adhd,” she says as she loads her embroidery machine onto her giant vintage sailboat, along with her soldering kit, sticker printer, and portable solar panels. she is me.
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bat 🦇🌻 @mzbat.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
“he’s right behind me, isn’t he?”
english mastiff sitting on sofa looking at the camera with concerned eyes while adorable black cat with evil yellow eyes sits above her on the back of the sofa staring at the back of her head, daring her to make eye contact
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bat 🦇🌻 @mzbat.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
guess who’s awake and hungry
senior hector the black cat peering down at me with his giant yellow bug eyes clearly demanding breakfast
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bat 🦇🌻 @mzbat.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Ellie, the dopey giant mastiff, is officially a foster fail. She’s stuck with me now. ❤️🐶
tiny grey and black cat in a cat tree looking down judgmentally at a giant mastiff staring at her with dough eyes who desperately wants to be best friends
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bat 🦇🌻 @mzbat.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Just thinking about the time I worked at 18F and received a call from the GSA Ethics Office because a vendor at a conference I keynoted gave all speakers a complimentary portable phone charger. It was deemed to be worth $35 in value & thus a violation of the Emoluments Clause, so I had to return it.
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bat 🦇🌻 @mzbat.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
I strongly encourage you to stop what you’re doing and use the .5 setting on your phone camera to take a pic of your pet.
Photo of my beautiful black cat with skewed perspective presenting a giant head, big, wild eyes and tiny ears.
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