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DJ the bleamer

@mzb58.bsky.social
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Very happy, single, childless, cat mommy. Loves wearing red lipstick, reading, swimming, long walks, love all my friends. Survivor of reading with 2nd graders. KC Metro Please no DM’s or invite with boobs. I’m happy in my own small world.

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DJ the bleamer @mzb58.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Y’All need to remember that all generals started out in the ranks. Real americans come in ALL ranks. Just a thought…
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DJ the bleamer @mzb58.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If angie sets up a go-fund-me for a huge megaphone… i am there for her!
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DJ the bleamer @mzb58.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
History will be honest and therefor not kind to this man.
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DJ the bleamer @mzb58.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Maybe also the stations that aired those ads should have to answer for it too. Station managers and the staff have to have recognized the content and knew they were not “PSA’s”. Where is moral courage? Is it as rare now as a unicorn fart?
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SNL Supernatural Unicorn Rainbow Fart
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DJ the bleamer @mzb58.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The American press can still cover president diaper don and we don’t have to hear his vocal BS. I prefer this way better. Just post the transcript instead of attempting to “translate” his words. He is revealed for being the dumbazz that he is in print.
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DJ the bleamer @mzb58.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My Jupiter storm: nuclear edition. I had the surgery, removing bits and parts. I feel like i list to the side while i walk but im sure i will even up in time. Next step is getting radiation. I shouldnt have watched Oppenheimer before this next adventure. I only hope i dont glow in the dark.
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Nuclear Catastrophic Explosion
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DJ the bleamer @mzb58.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
omg Yes
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DJ the bleamer @mzb58.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
PS that isnt communism or socialism.
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DJ the bleamer @mzb58.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Who is he? What are his qualifications? Fuck himself and the trump horse he ride himself he rode in on.
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DJ the bleamer @mzb58.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Love the translations
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DJ the bleamer @mzb58.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yoga cat
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DJ the bleamer @mzb58.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What amount of food is available from a golf course? Is it a definition of a wasted space for the elite?
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DJ the bleamer @mzb58.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
But the DOW!!!!!
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DJ the bleamer @mzb58.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I also had surgery for cancer. I stand with her and give her my positive thoughts of strength and love. She has a journey and you are with her. What a wonderful thing that is to have. Cancer strong with family!
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DJ the bleamer @mzb58.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I think anyone voting, needs to go in a halloween costume. How can ICE deal with that? Could be fun. Just a thought.
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DJ the bleamer @mzb58.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Such a beautiful boy!
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DJ the bleamer @mzb58.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It looks like how i feel about this administration…
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DJ the bleamer @mzb58.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A very stable genius
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DJ the bleamer @mzb58.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Question. So if a guy is circumcised (like jesse waters admitted to) does that mean he is sexually modified and could have autism or not be a full guy with plenty of big T? Full or partial man? Could someone get a response from our resident genius guys on this? Trump? Kennedy dude? Couch didler?
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DJ the bleamer @mzb58.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Kegs-breath must be having a spell of lowT.
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DJ the bleamer @mzb58.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
If someone is impeached, why don’t they pay for the court costs? Losers in court challenges have to right? Why isn’t this true for these azzholes?
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DJ the bleamer @mzb58.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
If the prize was a full pardon and a hundred dollar bill, they would fight to the death with a last man or woman standing. Just make sure it is televised for the MAGA viewers since they need to be entertained and get the full payback for not having any healthcare or basic services anymore.
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DJ the bleamer @mzb58.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
As i get my 39th SPAM call of the day(at 10am) it makes me wonder if a data center, harvesting my personal information, is in MY best interests. Just thinking…
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DJ the bleamer @mzb58.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
That made me giggle.
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DJ the bleamer @mzb58.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Is he also stunned to silence when standing in water, then putting his finger in a light socket, after being told not to do that? He really cannot see cause and effect? Go figure…
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DJ the bleamer @mzb58.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
My Jupiter Storm; take a piece stage. I’m now facing surgery. A couple chunks & bits will be removed. I never minded when i lost weight but this is different. My poor boosum will be rearranged & armpit will be invaded. My bits will join my tonsils & appendix wherever they are. TTFN, c u soon!
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DJ the bleamer @mzb58.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
MAGA is rapidly becoming a comedy meme. Am i right???!!!????
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DJ the bleamer @mzb58.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I guess if he had dated a MAGA girlfriend, he wouldn’t have to suffer the heartbreak he seems to currently have to deal with. But then again, he doesn’t have to worry that his new MAGA girlfriend is eating his dog or cats.
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DJ the bleamer @mzb58.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Amazon is the reason i stopped buying from it years ago. You can stop too.
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DJ the bleamer @mzb58.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Not just the young lean…
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DJ the bleamer @mzb58.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Sometimes perfect happens. Glad you got to capture it.
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DJ the bleamer @mzb58.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Would someone with photoshop put Blanche’s face on that mugshot?
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DJ the bleamer @mzb58.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
If they still have enough money to get their nails done and botox, they ain’t a real american.
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DJ the bleamer @mzb58.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Dang. I was practicing my two step moves/mackarenena with my cats in case i ever was invited to the grand opening of the Trump Grand Ballsroom. Sigh.
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DJ the bleamer @mzb58.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The total cat plotting face. Sinister but cute as hell.
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DJ the bleamer @mzb58.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Maybe it’s time to publish “The War Pray” by Mark Twain. Read it. It is powerful.
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DJ the bleamer @mzb58.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
my Jupiter Storm: the bell Finished my chemo last week. There is a bell at the cancer entrance. Tradition to ring it but I dont like attention. Until. The nurse said that some there are on longer term chemo and it would be an encouragement. I rang the bell and heard cheers. Worth it for them.
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DJ the bleamer @mzb58.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Um…. Maybe i shouldnt bring this up. Price of gas and all the other worries we have but… Is anyone checking to see if the criminal “illegals” are still eating our cats and dogs? It was epidemic at some point and i had hoped maybe ICE can do some investigating. I think they are capable of that job
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DJ the bleamer @mzb58.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
And how could he even think that was funny?
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DJ the bleamer @mzb58.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
She sang a powerful son “strange fruit”. It made me cry even though i could hear the powerful message in her words. Sleep in peace Billie.
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DJ the bleamer @mzb58.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Hims noot nekked, hims wearing weather appropriate fur. Yeesh hooman woman!
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DJ the bleamer @mzb58.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
A true hero of knowledge.
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DJ the bleamer @mzb58.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Im ringing the bell for all survivors of chemo. ❤️ to all survivors of breast cancer and those who support them.
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DJ the bleamer @mzb58.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Relaunch after first stage; my Jupiter Storm 4th and final chemo tomorrow. I really miss my hair. My remaining duck fluff makes my laugh like my remaining hair is trying too hard. Radiation next stage and wondering if I’m going to look like a nite light at night. So the journey/fight goes on…
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DJ the bleamer @mzb58.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Everyone there
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DJ the bleamer @mzb58.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Total pure joy. So beautiful to see. Babies have it too.
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DJ the bleamer @mzb58.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Never forget.
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DJ the bleamer @mzb58.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
MAGA followers cant even be original…
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DJ the bleamer @mzb58.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Science is hard for MAGA folks
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DJ the bleamer @mzb58.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Burgum was ok with the feces decorating on Jan 6th?
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