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Timmy Goodposts

@mythical.pizza
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⛧Kyle⛧ ⛧Level 31 Gender Mage⛧ ⛧Keeper of the 3 Perfect Astral Kitties⛧ ⛧Gnome Slayer⛧

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Timmy Goodposts @mythical.pizza · 9h
Fuck yes it was actually a human being on the other end
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Timmy Goodposts @mythical.pizza · 08/10/2026
May your abe always be in your lardos, Markus
Markus replied a final time. "God bless you, arrived"
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Timmy Goodposts @mythical.pizza · 08/10/2026
Abelardos stadium tray using a cookie sheet
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Timmy Goodposts @mythical.pizza · 08/10/2026
Y'all gotta get markus on your DD's
Markus responded. "Thank you for the pleasant message, 6 minutes away
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Timmy Goodposts @mythical.pizza · 08/10/2026
I do not know this man
A screenshot of a doordash conversation I had with my driver, Markus. I know his name because it's at the top of the screen. I messaged first, it says "Markus what's uppp brother thank you so much for bringing my order, drive safe it's gettin dark". There is no response.
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Timmy Goodposts @mythical.pizza · 08/10/2026
I feel like there's a video trend here where youtube channels are so magnanimously acknowledging something that people know has been good since the dawn of time. it's like they're saving face when nothing happened. they just decided to post it. it's so weird
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Timmy Goodposts @mythical.pizza · 07/10/2026
ouhghhhh
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Timmy Goodposts @mythical.pizza · 07/10/2026
my first phone was a Nokia flip phone. my dumb ass just tried to check the “Show Password” box on this flip phone. This is exactly why I bought the fucking thing
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Timmy Goodposts @mythical.pizza · 06/10/2026
Primal screeching
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Timmy Goodposts @mythical.pizza · 06/10/2026
Cajun cheesy7 eggs, a quart of vanilla almond milk, and this whack ass alaskan hot sauce my sister got me
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Timmy Goodposts @mythical.pizza · 05/10/2026
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Timmy Goodposts @mythical.pizza · 05/10/2026
Lmao 6 11 6 11
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Timmy Goodposts @mythical.pizza · 05/10/2026
One of the best pictures I’ve ever caught of these idiots
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Timmy Goodposts @mythical.pizza · 05/10/2026
Ripping my cock off with one of these in a death grip
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Timmy Goodposts @mythical.pizza · 05/10/2026
Of course
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Timmy Goodposts @mythical.pizza · 04/10/2026
Sunday lockscreen and listen check, drop your shit!
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Timmy Goodposts @mythical.pizza · 04/10/2026
My shelf lookin good
Shelf of music stuff on display. In the back is the box set (empty) of the Lord of the Lost Judas vinyl, featuring a face split in half, part white, part black (not skin tone, but light and dark sides). The album features the logo, an upside down cross J. In front this box are 3 signed CDs. From left to right: Dominion by Hammerfall, Awakening by Kamelot, and Kinetica by Beasto Blanco
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Timmy Goodposts @mythical.pizza · 04/10/2026
Lord Rugdumph Gro-Shurgak
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Timmy Goodposts @mythical.pizza · 03/10/2026
That’s after sharpening too
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Timmy Goodposts @mythical.pizza · 03/10/2026
The only time I've wanted this blurb to be correct after it forces you to read it first before showing real results
A screenshot of the google search page results for "Witcher 3 Wolven Hour", which is a potion in the game that temporarily lowers all level requirements for equipping items by 2. However, the Google AI result forced to show above it confidently states that "The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt expansion "Blood and Wine" features the Wolven Hour, a special event where Geralt transforms into a werewolf.". While incorrect, it's certainly funny
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Timmy Goodposts @mythical.pizza · 02/10/2026
TWO MORE
GREEN IN THE PLANTER LETS GOOO
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Timmy Goodposts @mythical.pizza · 02/10/2026
Thank ya kindly @chrisofthedead.bsky.social !!! Computer rotate photo. Computer rotate. Computer rotate. Rotate counter clockwise. Turn. Conouter please
Two oblivion 5th anniversary edition steelbooks, one with the sleeve
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Timmy Goodposts @mythical.pizza · 30/09/2026
It’s not personal unfortunately this is 5 hours ago
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Timmy Goodposts @mythical.pizza · 26/09/2026
Soft citrussy
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Timmy Goodposts @mythical.pizza · 26/09/2026
Long Island Icea Tea mixed with a 100mg infused THC lemonade seltzer
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Timmy Goodposts @mythical.pizza · 24/09/2026
Bitch this is false advertising! I thought these mfers were like beer mix like the seasoned Chex mix but just the peanuts, but it’s literally regular roasted and salted peanut in a beer shaped package that limits the number in it rather well. I’ve been bamboozled
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Timmy Goodposts @mythical.pizza · 20/09/2026
Is this girl dinner or boy dinner? Bwahahaha. Who cares. I am goin to destroy this
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Timmy Goodposts @mythical.pizza · 20/09/2026
Picture of a cryptid in the woods with a caption “Backshots this, Backshots that, I’d like to be taken out back and shot. 💅”
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Timmy Goodposts @mythical.pizza · 20/09/2026
If I hadn’t seen subtitles listed as (ASS) on a million other shows I would have assumed this was a Rick and Morty special
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Timmy Goodposts @mythical.pizza · 19/09/2026
Locating me in my own home is futile. I studied from the best
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Timmy Goodposts @mythical.pizza · 19/09/2026
Tuckered
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Timmy Goodposts @mythical.pizza · 19/09/2026
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Timmy Goodposts @mythical.pizza · 19/09/2026
Jarl Ballin is comfortmaxxing
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Timmy Goodposts @mythical.pizza · 19/09/2026
A screenshot wouldn’t show it because it’s TV settings but I fucked with a bunch of sliders on the HDR menu and turned vanilla Skyrim into something vibrant. This is fucking gorgeous
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Timmy Goodposts @mythical.pizza · 18/09/2026
I literally don't think I've ever used these styles of share buttons. I only copy link
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Timmy Goodposts @mythical.pizza · 15/09/2026
Go listen to this
Album cover for “Rise of the Beast”, the 2021 debut album for The Lightbringer of Sweden, a power metal band where Herbie Langhans is on vocals. It depicts an orange sun clouded by mist over a desolate graveyard. Ravens fly in the background. The center of the image is a skeleton on fire wearing a cloak digging its way out of the grave. the skeleton reached its hand to the sky.
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Timmy Goodposts @mythical.pizza · 15/09/2026
You made cum. That’s not even remotely close to a sauce you just straight up filled a bottle with lab cum and jizzed on that chicken tender
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Timmy Goodposts @mythical.pizza · 14/09/2026
Holy fuck @bsky.app your app literally wipes profiles when changing profiles IN ANY WAY how fucking incompetent are your devs. This is BASIC SHIT
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Timmy Goodposts @mythical.pizza · 14/09/2026
BRO
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Timmy Goodposts @mythical.pizza · 14/09/2026
Nap
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Timmy Goodposts @mythical.pizza · 14/09/2026
She’s thinking about somethin
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Timmy Goodposts @mythical.pizza · 14/09/2026
Can someone please find me the original shop for this so I don't purchase from a grifter
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Timmy Goodposts @mythical.pizza · 13/09/2026
The glorious connect Internet button
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Timmy Goodposts @mythical.pizza · 13/09/2026
I’ve changed a lot in 13 years but also not that much
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Timmy Goodposts @mythical.pizza · 13/09/2026
Booted up Skyrim on switch for the first time in forever and found a fully kitted out level 35 with top notch gear
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Timmy Goodposts @mythical.pizza · 12/09/2026
Akela and Dylan when they were much younger
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Timmy Goodposts @mythical.pizza · 12/09/2026
“Peace” Drawn by me, Sept 12, 2026
Top down image. A smiling girl in a sundress lies dead in a field of grass, illuminated by the sun warming her skin as it grows colder. Her wrists have been heavily slit open by a sharpened stick lying on the ground near her left hand. Blood from the wounds soaks the ground under her left hand. Her right hand is placed against her stomach, while there’s no visible wound, there’s clearly a matching cut on the other side as blood soaks the sundress. The sun is highlighting a circle in the grass around her body she seems at peace. Woodland creatures (blue jay and deer) are approaching from the bottom right and left side, respectively.
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Timmy Goodposts @mythical.pizza · 12/09/2026
His royal majesty Dylan Pickles III, first of his name, 3 years ago at adoption vs now
Dylan in mid 2023 at 11 weeks old standing on a box at the adoption center. He’s barely 300 calories big and very goodDylan now sitting on my lap in Sept 2026. He’s 3 now, many more calories, and still very good
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Timmy Goodposts @mythical.pizza · 11/09/2026
At first I thought this dude was playing along but several replies later I’m starting to think he’s actually not doing a bit
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Timmy Goodposts @mythical.pizza · 11/09/2026
Milord, an unknown signature is entering the atmosphere at incredible speeds
Strap on with a doyoingyoing style doorstop peg
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