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“Only the madman is absolutely sure...” - Robert Anton Wilson Existential nihilist. Lover of post punk music and veggie curries. Caffeine addict. Failed coder. Too damn intense for my own good. Weißbier is nice beer...

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𝙃𝒚𝙥𝒆𝙧𝒌𝙖𝒓𝙢𝒂 @mysuburbanhell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ja!!!! ;)
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𝙃𝒚𝙥𝒆𝙧𝒌𝙖𝒓𝙢𝒂 @mysuburbanhell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fünf Prozent....
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𝙃𝒚𝙥𝒆𝙧𝒌𝙖𝒓𝙢𝒂 @mysuburbanhell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I have a can of full strength Schöfferhofer. This has not happened for a long, long time... shall savour....
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𝙃𝒚𝙥𝒆𝙧𝒌𝙖𝒓𝙢𝒂 @mysuburbanhell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's 22:59. I want to hear the news in Spanish. I go into my terminal, run NVIM, check my links, press "gx" and in seconds the stream opens in VLC. No matter how far I got shafted during fraudulent joke bootcamp - this is a not un-useful skill and reminds me that the cyberpunk future is now......
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𝙃𝒚𝙥𝒆𝙧𝒌𝙖𝒓𝙢𝒂 @mysuburbanhell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Given that most of those areas have a large South Asian diasapora, I'm surprised no-ones tried to do a fusion version of that kind of thing... I proper update on Lancs identity. Done right, it could unite everyone....
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𝙃𝒚𝙥𝒆𝙧𝒌𝙖𝒓𝙢𝒂 @mysuburbanhell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Actually I meant en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_p... .... though I do have a few dishes that use the good 'ol Aduki bean....
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Black peas - Wikipedia
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𝙃𝒚𝙥𝒆𝙧𝒌𝙖𝒓𝙢𝒂 @mysuburbanhell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Made "chole" with red peas. It works......
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𝙃𝒚𝙥𝒆𝙧𝒌𝙖𝒓𝙢𝒂 @mysuburbanhell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Cheesegrater accidents. Are nasty. That veggie curry... is going to have extra protein....
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𝙃𝒚𝙥𝒆𝙧𝒌𝙖𝒓𝙢𝒂 @mysuburbanhell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tonight, HOME are showing Fritz Lang’s ‘M’. It is utterly sold out. Can’t understand that. Went to every movie in the Claude Chabrol season and the place didnt get beyond 80% full once. I’d have that down as a far choicier movie choice…
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𝙃𝒚𝙥𝒆𝙧𝒌𝙖𝒓𝙢𝒂 @mysuburbanhell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Watched the directors cut of ‘Manhunter’, in the best seat, in the best room, of a nearly empty cinema last night. Can thoroughly recommend….
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𝙃𝒚𝙥𝒆𝙧𝒌𝙖𝒓𝙢𝒂 @mysuburbanhell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As much as I will luxuriate in City’s abjection and humiliation… this is all going to end with a European Super League…
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𝙃𝒚𝙥𝒆𝙧𝒌𝙖𝒓𝙢𝒂 @mysuburbanhell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Deffo…
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Courtney Love Lies Bleeding 🫦 @hexadecibelle.fyi · 05/10/2026
if those US airplanes flew back because of those 5 lads, it is a moral imperative for every UK leftist to take up dogging
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
low effort spheal post showing the pokemon spheal from the pokearth youtube video in the snow looking vacant and the text says "I am both dumber and smarter than I look. do not estimate me"
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𝙃𝒚𝙥𝒆𝙧𝒌𝙖𝒓𝙢𝒂 @mysuburbanhell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Had scally scrote threaten me with violence for running for the bus yesterday. Still fantasizing about a whole range of incredibly dark things. If you go around threatening people in public, the chances are that your "Dolmio day" is coming sooner rather than later....
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𝙃𝒚𝙥𝒆𝙧𝒌𝙖𝒓𝙢𝒂 @mysuburbanhell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Most people mellow out as they get older, me, if anything, has got more intense... raging against the light that isn't quite dying yet....
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𝙃𝒚𝙥𝒆𝙧𝒌𝙖𝒓𝙢𝒂 @mysuburbanhell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Making a mystery casserole with all the "taste the difference" veg I found yellow stickered, allong with a "taste the difference" Sauvignon Blanc... which most definitely wasn't....
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𝙃𝒚𝙥𝒆𝙧𝒌𝙖𝒓𝙢𝒂 @mysuburbanhell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Those Simon Rimmer cookbooks aren't any where near as good as I remember them being. They're gonna have to go.....
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𝙃𝒚𝙥𝒆𝙧𝒌𝙖𝒓𝙢𝒂 @mysuburbanhell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Got my tickets... good job!!!!!
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𝙃𝒚𝙥𝒆𝙧𝒌𝙖𝒓𝙢𝒂 @mysuburbanhell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just what I did….!
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𝙃𝒚𝙥𝒆𝙧𝒌𝙖𝒓𝙢𝒂 @mysuburbanhell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Had issues before where I've had appointments booked, and been sent away being told I'm "not eligible". That was humiliating... It's also administration and messing around on my precious and all too scant time off... the actually pricking isn't my issue...
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𝙃𝒚𝙥𝒆𝙧𝒌𝙖𝒓𝙢𝒂 @mysuburbanhell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Flu jab and Covid jab this morning. For all kinds of reasons utterly dreading it.....
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𝙃𝒚𝙥𝒆𝙧𝒌𝙖𝒓𝙢𝒂 @mysuburbanhell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Spanish word for "gambling addiction" is "𝘭𝑎 𝑙𝘶𝑑𝘰𝑝𝘢𝑡𝘪́𝑎". It's one we should adopt....
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𝙃𝒚𝙥𝒆𝙧𝒌𝙖𝒓𝙢𝒂 @mysuburbanhell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I had no idea Carlos Ezquerra had passed. And eight years ago....
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𝙃𝒚𝙥𝒆𝙧𝒌𝙖𝒓𝙢𝒂 @mysuburbanhell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The "trending" list is the modern equivalent of those newspaper notes you'd get in the liner notes of Dead Kennedys album....
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𝙃𝒚𝙥𝒆𝙧𝒌𝙖𝒓𝙢𝒂 @mysuburbanhell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
<<gets to bus stop empty. Heavens open. No bus turns up. Some wanker….is trying to transport furniture….>>
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𝙃𝒚𝙥𝒆𝙧𝒌𝙖𝒓𝙢𝒂 @mysuburbanhell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The days of my own freshers week are as far away from this years ‘festivities’ in time, as the days of ‘Whitnail‘ were during mine….
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𝙃𝒚𝙥𝒆𝙧𝒌𝙖𝒓𝙢𝒂 @mysuburbanhell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Freshers weeks always fills me with a deep deep sad sadness. Culturally I got something out of uni. In terms of economics, health and tangible outcomes it’s ruined me... four times out of five. Date I enter the arena again???
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𝙃𝒚𝙥𝒆𝙧𝒌𝙖𝒓𝙢𝒂 @mysuburbanhell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If I wanted to do a stressy Monday morning commute standing I’d move to London…
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𝙃𝒚𝙥𝒆𝙧𝒌𝙖𝒓𝙢𝒂 @mysuburbanhell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Classic vintage Puma... Alas, not something you're likely to find cheaply or easily in the wild. Yeah... I'm glad the 'the crazy flatmate flame' part of my life has passed...
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𝙃𝒚𝙥𝒆𝙧𝒌𝙖𝒓𝙢𝒂 @mysuburbanhell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not one of my top tier shirts. It made me look like Robin Williams (sartorially) in 'Moro and Mindie'... Assumed it was 100% cotton...
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𝙃𝒚𝙥𝒆𝙧𝒌𝙖𝒓𝙢𝒂 @mysuburbanhell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What team/time top? I've have seen some of the finest indie style shirts I ever owned met similar fates....
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𝙃𝒚𝙥𝒆𝙧𝒌𝙖𝒓𝙢𝒂 @mysuburbanhell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sometimes in life, the cotton t-shirt turns out to be acrylic, and you're left scraping the iron... that's just the way it goes....
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Truth 💥😡
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𝙃𝒚𝙥𝒆𝙧𝒌𝙖𝒓𝙢𝒂 @mysuburbanhell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Dreams are often most profound when they seem the most crazy...." - Freud
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𝙃𝒚𝙥𝒆𝙧𝒌𝙖𝒓𝙢𝒂 @mysuburbanhell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"We watch our dreams in the theater of the night..." - Freud
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It used to be that comedians did cocaine and the audience laughed and clapped. Now the audience is on cocaine and the comedians are backstage drinking camomile tea and crying.
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𝙃𝒚𝙥𝒆𝙧𝒌𝙖𝒓𝙢𝒂 @mysuburbanhell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
1920s postcard remix.... #surrealism
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𝙃𝒚𝙥𝒆𝙧𝒌𝙖𝒓𝙢𝒂 @mysuburbanhell.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
”To live is merely to undergo a series of humiliations in a world that does not care whether you exist or not…" - Osamu Dazai
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𝙃𝒚𝙥𝒆𝙧𝒌𝙖𝒓𝙢𝒂 @mysuburbanhell.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
No, not letting me press the button that completes the transaction. Gonna try again when I get home. It’s the LLB tickets… don’t want to leave it any longer as the sales are healthy… and then some…!
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𝙃𝒚𝙥𝒆𝙧𝒌𝙖𝒓𝙢𝒂 @mysuburbanhell.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Buying gig tickets is infinitely more difficult and miserable than 30 yrs ago ;(
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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𝙃𝒚𝙥𝒆𝙧𝒌𝙖𝒓𝙢𝒂 @mysuburbanhell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Only ever saw a couple a Harpur. For all it's other social problems, it's not a very ratty place - seen the odd kitty strutting about with a prized Rattus Novegicus, stuck in it's gob, on the wall next to Lidl. Northen Quarter has super-rats - like nothing I've ever seen over 30+ yrs in town...
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𝙃𝒚𝙥𝒆𝙧𝒌𝙖𝒓𝙢𝒂 @mysuburbanhell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lost its fear of daylight… lost its fear of humans…. (northern quarter - Mancunia…)
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𝙃𝒚𝙥𝒆𝙧𝒌𝙖𝒓𝙢𝒂 @mysuburbanhell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I miss Newsnight not being awful, and unless the damage various right-wing scrotes inflicted on it was utterly reversed - it would be better and kinder to let it just die... and revamp that doesn't address the rot is a waste of time and money. Damn - it used to be my happy place....
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𝙃𝒚𝙥𝒆𝙧𝒌𝙖𝒓𝙢𝒂 @mysuburbanhell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Two sides, one coin.......
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𝙃𝒚𝙥𝒆𝙧𝒌𝙖𝒓𝙢𝒂 @mysuburbanhell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just read an interview with him, he really is the worst......
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𝙃𝒚𝙥𝒆𝙧𝒌𝙖𝒓𝙢𝒂 @mysuburbanhell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Jim Ratcliffe really needs hounding out of Old Trafford, doesn't he???
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𝙃𝒚𝙥𝒆𝙧𝒌𝙖𝒓𝙢𝒂 @mysuburbanhell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"The most common form of despair is not being who you are...” - Kierkegaard
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𝙃𝒚𝙥𝒆𝙧𝒌𝙖𝒓𝙢𝒂 @mysuburbanhell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This too... Shalt pass xxx
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