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David

@mysticseraph.bsky.social
155 followers 121 following 540 posts

Gen X. Wave if you can see me, because I think we’re pretty invisible these days 😅 No, I’m not a top, I’m just tall (6’2”). In Sydney, Australia 🇦🇺

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David @mysticseraph.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Wall-E coming to life before our very eyes…
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a cartoon character says i do n't want to survive i want to live
ALT: a cartoon character says i do n't want to survive i want to live
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David @mysticseraph.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Only after you’ve agreed that my far inferior little penis needs to be kept locked and denied, before I’m worthy to be seeded by you… 😏
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David @mysticseraph.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
I thought that was a piece of tomato at the front for a moment, not a giant-ass crouton 😅
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Master Domador @realpussymaker.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
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David @mysticseraph.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Oh my… 🤤
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David @mysticseraph.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Not nearly as adventurous as you my friend 😅 (Still regret not having given head while he was driving…)
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David @mysticseraph.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Well, you better keep that up! [Not a] doctor’s orders! 😆😘
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David @mysticseraph.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
That’s a great news!! 🥰
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David @mysticseraph.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Woohoo!! We knew it might take a while, but balance is finally being restored 🥰
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David @mysticseraph.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Kitteh Cuddles!! 😻😻😻
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David @mysticseraph.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Hope you’re not sick (I’m just stalking your timeline now… 😉) and if you are, that you feel better soon I was chatting with another Chicagoan and there definitely seems to be some nasty sickness bugs sweeping the city 🤧🤒😷
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David @mysticseraph.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
You? 😏
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David @mysticseraph.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I’ve never been more jealous of a fleshlight before… 🥵
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David @mysticseraph.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
If you see this, post a witch
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David @mysticseraph.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Fuck, that’s sooo hot!
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David @mysticseraph.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Hello, bunker buddy 👋🏻
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David @mysticseraph.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Ahh, so you grew up with - or into - the X Files philosophy of “trust no-one”, too 😅
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David @mysticseraph.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Oh my…
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David @mysticseraph.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Healthier choices? Eww 😆
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David @mysticseraph.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Love the moans; very sexy
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David @mysticseraph.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
It would be my pleasure to, for your pleasure, sir 😏
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David @mysticseraph.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Hello! And welcome to Getting Older™️ None of this was in the brochure that was used to entice you to come to this planet, because then, no-one would come Everything from here on in will just get worse: recall, pain, you name it, it gets worse Thank you again for choosing to come to Earth™️!
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David @mysticseraph.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
😏🤤
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a man with a beard is holding a towel and says `` count me in '' while standing in a room .
ALT: a man with a beard is holding a towel and says `` count me in '' while standing in a room .
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David @mysticseraph.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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a woman is sitting at a desk in an office saying `` me i 'll do it ! ''
ALT: a woman is sitting at a desk in an office saying `` me i 'll do it ! ''
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David @mysticseraph.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Never apologise for expressing your raw pleasure, stud. Damn, the colour of your engorged cockhead was just 🥵
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David @mysticseraph.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
The size of your balls 😮‍💨🥵
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David @mysticseraph.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Oh my… anyone know who he is?
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David @mysticseraph.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Oh my…. Anyone know who he is?
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David @mysticseraph.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
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a man with a beard is holding a towel and says `` count me in '' while standing in a room .
ALT: a man with a beard is holding a towel and says `` count me in '' while standing in a room .
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David @mysticseraph.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
A beautiful cock I’d love to suck or be fucked with… 😉🤤
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David @mysticseraph.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Yum 🤤
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David @mysticseraph.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Fuck yeah! 🤤
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David @mysticseraph.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
That’s gonna make going to the shops a bit awkward… 😳😅
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David @mysticseraph.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
You big tease, you 😅😏
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David @mysticseraph.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I don’t like where the photo cropped; it’s missing half the good stuff… 😉😏
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David @mysticseraph.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Congrats! I think Dry January is torture, but good on you!!
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David @mysticseraph.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
And yet still incredibly, incredibly hot 🥵🤤
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David @mysticseraph.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Such a handsome man!
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David @mysticseraph.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I’m so sorry for your loss 😔 💔
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David @mysticseraph.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Oh, yum 🤤
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David @mysticseraph.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Except we can’t date you, coz you got a fiancé 😭 At least I get a friend, though
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three women are standing next to each other in a living room and one of them is saying `` thank you for being a friend '' .
ALT: three women are standing next to each other in a living room and one of them is saying `` thank you for being a friend '' .
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