David @mysticseraph.bsky.social · 09/09/2025Wall-E coming to life before our very eyes…media.tenor.coma cartoon character says i do n't want to survive i want to liveALT: a cartoon character says i do n't want to survive i want to live 010
David @mysticseraph.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Only after you’ve agreed that my far inferior little penis needs to be kept locked and denied, before I’m worthy to be seeded by you… 😏 110
David @mysticseraph.bsky.social · 02/07/2025I thought that was a piece of tomato at the front for a moment, not a giant-ass crouton 😅 110
David @mysticseraph.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Not nearly as adventurous as you my friend 😅 (Still regret not having given head while he was driving…) 120
David @mysticseraph.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Well, you better keep that up! [Not a] doctor’s orders! 😆😘 010
David @mysticseraph.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Woohoo!! We knew it might take a while, but balance is finally being restored 🥰 110
David @mysticseraph.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Hope you’re not sick (I’m just stalking your timeline now… 😉) and if you are, that you feel better soon I was chatting with another Chicagoan and there definitely seems to be some nasty sickness bugs sweeping the city 🤧🤒😷 110
David @mysticseraph.bsky.social · 04/02/2025I’ve never been more jealous of a fleshlight before… 🥵 000
David @mysticseraph.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Ahh, so you grew up with - or into - the X Files philosophy of “trust no-one”, too 😅 110
David @mysticseraph.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Hello! And welcome to Getting Older™️ None of this was in the brochure that was used to entice you to come to this planet, because then, no-one would come Everything from here on in will just get worse: recall, pain, you name it, it gets worse Thank you again for choosing to come to Earth™️! 110
David @mysticseraph.bsky.social · 21/01/2025😏🤤media.tenor.coma man with a beard is holding a towel and says `` count me in '' while standing in a room .ALT: a man with a beard is holding a towel and says `` count me in '' while standing in a room . 110
David @mysticseraph.bsky.social · 20/01/2025media.tenor.coma woman is sitting at a desk in an office saying `` me i 'll do it ! ''ALT: a woman is sitting at a desk in an office saying `` me i 'll do it ! '' 020
David @mysticseraph.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Never apologise for expressing your raw pleasure, stud. Damn, the colour of your engorged cockhead was just 🥵 110
David @mysticseraph.bsky.social · 19/01/2025media.tenor.coma man with a beard is holding a towel and says `` count me in '' while standing in a room .ALT: a man with a beard is holding a towel and says `` count me in '' while standing in a room . 0100
David @mysticseraph.bsky.social · 19/01/2025A beautiful cock I’d love to suck or be fucked with… 😉🤤 010
David @mysticseraph.bsky.social · 09/01/2025That’s gonna make going to the shops a bit awkward… 😳😅 000
David @mysticseraph.bsky.social · 09/01/2025I don’t like where the photo cropped; it’s missing half the good stuff… 😉😏 130
David @mysticseraph.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Congrats! I think Dry January is torture, but good on you!! 020
David @mysticseraph.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Except we can’t date you, coz you got a fiancé 😭 At least I get a friend, thoughmedia.tenor.comthree women are standing next to each other in a living room and one of them is saying `` thank you for being a friend '' .ALT: three women are standing next to each other in a living room and one of them is saying `` thank you for being a friend '' . 110