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Your favorite drone's favorite drone. Voted most likeable Mystery Drone of the Year. Going on strike (yes, a drone strike) until things get better. Welcome to the dumbest timeline. Operated by... Oh darn character limit

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Mystery Drone @mysterydrone.us · 06/08/2026
Mitch #McConnell saying that he won't speak publicly (and that anyone who denies this to be true is a liar) until the #Epstein files are fully released was not something I had on my bingo card
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Mystery Drone @mysterydrone.us · 05/03/2026
The only reason #Trump fired #Noem is that she wasn't in the #Epstein files and he can't have people like that around him.
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Mystery Drone @mysterydrone.us · 02/03/2026
The most interesting thing about the #Iran conflict is how it distracts the populace away from recent linkages between #Trump and #Epstein
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Mystery Drone @mysterydrone.us · 31/01/2026
The #FBI says it won't release the 3 million other documents in the #EpsteinFiles because they are about child abuse. #Trump doesn't figure much in the current set of files except for having a close relationship with #Epstein and no reason for it given. Draw your own conclusions on those 2 facts.
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Mystery Drone @mysterydrone.us · 23/02/2026
Looks like some #epstein files must be located in #Iran , which appears to be the only reason #Trump would be interested in bombing there. That or the distraction from the #EpsteinFiles
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Mystery Drone @mysterydrone.us · 31/01/2026
The #FBI says it won't release the 3 million other documents in the #EpsteinFiles because they are about child abuse. #Trump doesn't figure much in the current set of files except for having a close relationship with #Epstein and no reason for it given. Draw your own conclusions on those 2 facts.
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Mystery Drone @mysterydrone.us · 25/01/2026
64 people were murdered in #Minneapolis during the whole of 2025 (in total). So far, #ICE has killed at least 2 people Minneapolis in the last 3 weeks. At this rate. They might start having an impact on numbers that were declining.
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Mystery Drone @mysterydrone.us · 17/01/2026
#Denmark about to rename #Iceland to #EpsteinIsland so #Trump will stop talking about it.
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Mystery Drone @mysterydrone.us · 20/12/2025
The main reason you won't see many pictures of #Trump in the #EpsteinFiles is that pictures of child abuse will not be released.
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Mystery Drone @mysterydrone.us · 15/11/2025
Not a bad idea
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Mystery Drone @mysterydrone.us · 07/11/2025
Looking over at Jersey and New York, now a year in... And all seems right this week
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Mystery Drone @mysterydrone.us · 07/11/2025
Just a drone wondering how a Trillion dollar can even be considered a compensation package when millions of Americans are denied food.
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Mystery Drone @mysterydrone.us · 12/09/2025
Hey @aoc.bsky.social here's something YOU could do: how about intriducing the following: "The #CharlieKirk amendment (amendment 28)": repealing the 3nd amendment. Content below #becauseguns #gunlaw #2ndamendment #guncontrol
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Mystery Drone @mysterydrone.us · 10/09/2025
Let me make one thing clear: I AM NOT A RUSSIAN DRONE... AND I'VE NEVER BEEN TO POLAND. NJ for the win!
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Mystery Drone @mysterydrone.us · 10/09/2025
I'm now saying #Trump orchestrated the killing of #CharlieKirk to distract everyone from the #EpsteinFiles (just like the #Epstein "suicide") but his presence in the White House during those times and his calls for violence... well, could be a coincidence.
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Mystery Drone @mysterydrone.us · 23/08/2025
#Trump met with #Putin #Gabbard fired most of the people investigating 2016 #Russia election interference #Hegseth fires the #DIA chief who investigated #Russian cyber attacks The #FBI raided #JohnBolton 's house, a prominent critic of Trump's handling of Russia A lot of smoke around that fire.
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Mystery Drone @mysterydrone.us · 25/07/2025
President Hangs Hope on Convicted Child Trafficker Insights #Trump #Epstein #Maxwell
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Mystery Drone @mysterydrone.us · 15/07/2025
Trump is a MAGApie.
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Mystery Drone @mysterydrone.us · 08/07/2025
Here's an idea: dress up like an #ICE agent with no identification (or you can stencil NICE on your costume). show up where they are targeting #immigrants. Sow confusion by taking the immigrants with you (after all, who know who is who) and then release them. You can whisper "Ice Ice Baby" too.
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Mystery Drone @mysterydrone.us · 06/07/2025
One thing MAGA does better than Nazis: giving innocuous names to horrible things. Eg.: Alligator Alcatraz instead of concentration camp What's next? What cute rebranding will they use for gas chambers?
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Mystery Drone @mysterydrone.us · 24/06/2025
Protesters dressing up as ICE agents, complete with the face covering, and blasting "Ice, Ice Baby" on repeat is a new level of 🧑‍🍳👌
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Mystery Drone @mysterydrone.us · 10/06/2025
If you see unidentified ICE members in unmarked vehicles, call 911 and report "armed men wearing face masks in unmarked vehicles". Let the police handle it. #UseTheForce #ServeAndProtect #ICEvsPD
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Mystery Drone @mysterydrone.us · 09/06/2025
"History is happening and we just happen to be in the greatest city in the world" seems to hit different as we watch the president deploy armed troops against peaceful protesters. #TonyAwards #Hamilton #LA #NY
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Mystery Drone @mysterydrone.us · 06/06/2025
Wouldn't it be funny if the outcome of the #Trump #Musk feud was that #SpaceX gets nationalized ? #USPolitics
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Mystery Drone @mysterydrone.us · 04/06/2025
Just a reminder...
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Mystery Drone @mysterydrone.us · 04/06/2025
That Russian trip for my Ukrainian friends was worth it!
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Mystery Drone @mysterydrone.us · 23/05/2025
EWR bound... oh sorry... too early?
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Mystery Drone @mysterydrone.us · 01/04/2025
Anyone else waiting for Donald Trump and Kamala Harris to do a press conference today and go "This was the longest setup to today. Of course Harris won" with Trump heading back to Maralago... or is it just me?
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Mystery Drone @mysterydrone.us · 01/04/2025
Le Pen: where all Nazis who break the law in France end up going.
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Mystery Drone @mysterydrone.us · 01/04/2025
An "administrative error" sent mass amounts of government money to Elon Musk. Apparently, there's no way to change it so we'll just have to live with it.
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Mystery Drone @mysterydrone.us · 01/04/2025
This administration... That's it... that's the April Fools Day.
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Mystery Drone @mysterydrone.us · 21/01/2025
This is... truly... the dumbest timeline.
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Mystery Drone @mysterydrone.us · 25/03/2025
Breaking: #Musk acquires @signal.org so he can be invited to the next Trumpy cool kids group chat. #Signalgate
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Mystery Drone @mysterydrone.us · 25/03/2025
Every journalist in Washington DC who hasn't been invited to a private @signal.org Trump secret group chat. #Signalgate
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a woman is talking to a man in a car and saying `` so , how come i wasn 't invited ''
Alt: a woman is talking to a man in a car and saying `` so , how come i wasn't invited ''
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Mystery Drone @mysterydrone.us · 25/03/2025
Reminder: if you say "we are clear for #OpSec" on a signal group chat, you are NOT clear for OpSec. #signalgate #Hegseth #Security
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Mystery Drone @mysterydrone.us · 25/03/2025
Lost in the #Atlantic story is why 18 *yes eighteen* of the top people in National #Security saw it fit to use @signal.org , an application not authorized by the #US government, to coordinate #NationalSecurity efforts. There should be a congressional investigation. #uspolitics #accountability
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Mystery Drone @mysterydrone.us · 21/03/2025
Attack on Pearl Harbor leaves Japan excited, America unsure about the future Why #bothsides reporting is ridiculous
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Mystery Drone @mysterydrone.us · 13/03/2025
Rubio says the Ukraine war could end in days if Russia agrees. And I could be a billionaire in days if Elon Musk agrees to give me a billion dollars. Both are equally as likely.
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Mystery Drone @mysterydrone.us · 11/03/2025
There's a crazy horse in the hospital.
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Mystery Drone @mysterydrone.us · 11/03/2025
Apparently "hope" and "peaceful coexistence" are "no longer consistent with US policy. " www.dailykos.com/stories/2025... #uspolitics #Trump #dailyWTF
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U.S. under Trump was only vote against 'International Day of Hope' resolution at UN General Assembly
On March 4, the UN General Assembly overwhelmingly approved a draft resolution declaring July 12 the “International Day of Hope” (document A/79/L.54) by a vote of 161 to 1 in favor, with 4 abstentions...
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Mystery Drone @mysterydrone.us · 02/03/2025
A true show of force would be for every Democrat (House and Senate) to boycott it (to attend is to show tacit endorsement). @schumer.senate.gov ? @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social ? What says you?
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Mystery Drone @mysterydrone.us · 01/03/2025
#zelensky offered modern drone technology to Trump (the most field tested cheap drone tech in the world) and #Trump refused. That was dumb.
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Mystery Drone @mysterydrone.us · 28/02/2025
How can we fly if we don't know what the weather is?
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Mystery Drone @mysterydrone.us · 11/02/2025
Cancelling law that stops bribery, removing the government ethics office director, and pardoning Blagojevich: it's like today's plan is to Make America Corrupt Again
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Mystery Drone @mysterydrone.us · 08/02/2025
3 weeks into the Trump administration
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a woman with long hair is smoking a cigarette and looking at the camera .
Alt: Veronica, at the end of the movie Heathers
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Dan Hon @danhon.com · 05/02/2025
1/ Here's my take on what's happening with DOGE. I've got fed experience through contracting with Health & Human Safety, Head Start, The Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services, and DOD. I get brought in when people need to get shit done. Other people here have way more experience than me.
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Mystery Drone @mysterydrone.us · 06/02/2025
How many #refugees from #Gaza will #Florida accept on its coast? How many will #Texas accept on its coast? How many will #Trump let into the US?
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