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Mr. Sir @mystersir.com · 30/08/2026
Unstoppable scrolling meets invincible thumbnail
Youtube thumbnail reading: Today’s Lesson: FUTA tax

Youtube title reads: A Brief Guide to the Federal Unemployment Tax Act
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Mr. Sir @mystersir.com · 19/07/2026
Bro hit that pose 💃
Lelouche from Code Geass hitting that pose
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Mr. Sir @mystersir.com · 02/04/2026
Enjoyed a birthday night and got to eat my fave! Hot pot! 😋
A table with plates of raw beef, veggies, and noodles with boiling pots of broth. In essence, a hot pot dinner.
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Mr. Sir @mystersir.com · 13/01/2026
I need ya’ll to understand that this is my life now (I bought this Dec 29 btw)
Original poster is displaying a screenshot of his Steam library  on mobile with Songs of Syx open. Play time reads 207.2 hours and it was last played today.
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Mr. Sir @mystersir.com · 06/01/2026
When the simple concept of irrigation fires the ever living shit out of your neurons
A screenshot of songs of syx, with canals flowing around the farm fields to irrigate the fields, increasing yield.
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Mr. Sir @mystersir.com · 19/12/2025
Remembered that the skyline existed so boom hot pot
A table with induction cookers installed inside for hot pot. On top of the table is some plates of sliced beef, an empty plate, a couple sets of chopsticks, napkins, and other assorted foods for hot pot.
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Mr. Sir @mystersir.com · 19/12/2025
Okay but where do I sign up ✏️
A photo of a man with black hair in a suit. Text reads: “Learn cyberbullying with chinese characteristics online in four weeks. Chen Weihua Mastery Course”
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Mr. Sir @mystersir.com · 19/12/2025
Best way to end an evening 🙂‍↕️
Jo malone candle burning on a night stand
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Mr. Sir @mystersir.com · 17/11/2025
Damn why is it Monday again?
Nanami from Jujutsu Kaisen with the caption displaying “fuck this job” *goes to work*
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Mr. Sir @mystersir.com · 04/11/2025
All hands meetings are so boring somebody please save me
Photo of Nanami from Jujutsu Kaisen with the caption reading “fuck this job” *goes to work*
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Mr. Sir @mystersir.com · 03/11/2025
Had delicious shabu shabu last night 😋 Eat ALL the a5 wagyu slices!
A stack of A5 wagyu on a table with assorted vegetables and a pot filled with broth.
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Mr. Sir @mystersir.com · 31/10/2025
Nothing hits quite like a bowl of wonton noodle soup 😋
Wonton & Dumplings egg noodle soup
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Mr. Sir @mystersir.com · 30/10/2025
Good morning nerds ☝🏼🤓
A man in a t-shirt is about to strike an unaware person in a hoodie and backpack from behind with a metal bar. The metal bar is labeled “fucking nerd” while the soon to be victim is labeled nerd. The assailant is labeled as “me, a fucking nerd.”
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Mr. Sir @mystersir.com · 24/10/2025
THERE’S CHICKEN CURRY FOR MY INFLIGHT MEAL YAY
Chicken curry in a airport food box
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Mr. Sir @mystersir.com · 24/10/2025
Time to go back home
United Airlines airplane docked at a gate at Narita International Airport
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Mr. Sir @mystersir.com · 23/10/2025
Japanese pasta is just so yummy 😋
Spaghetti aglio olio with oystersMentaiko pastaSpaghetti bolognese Seafood cream spaghetti
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Mr. Sir @mystersir.com · 22/10/2025
It’s time to relax the rest of the night by watching the game The Game:
A photo of a dark room with a TV playing Jelle’s Marble Runs 2025 Marble League
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Mr. Sir @mystersir.com · 22/10/2025
Treating myself to some A5 wagyu shabu shabu tonight 😋
A shabu shabu spread (from left to right: premium beef loin, soup bowl with tare, a cup of vermicelli, omi A5 wagyu beef, ponzu sauce, assorted vegetables, and sesame sauce)
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Mr. Sir @mystersir.com · 22/10/2025
Need to make sure my bloomfies know I’m eating good sushi 😋
A plate of nigiri sushi (from left to right: otoro tuna, chutoro tuna, akami tuna, salmon, ikura)A plate with chutoro sashimiA single piece of uni gunkanA plate of nigiri sushi (left to right: red snapper, yellowtail, chutoro, scallops, ikura)
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Mr. Sir @mystersir.com · 19/10/2025
Sometimes, on vacation, just staying in and chillaxing is the way to go ☺️
OP in a hotel room with a Strong Zero in hand. In the background wintergamingtv is casting Beyond All Reason
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Mr. Sir @mystersir.com · 17/10/2025
If you were to ask me if I like sushi… yes… Yes i do
A plate of tuna in front of a conveyer belt of sushi in Kyoto, Japan
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Mr. Sir @mystersir.com · 17/10/2025
I ordered some omakase from this place that advertised itself as a “sushi + izakaya.” I went for the sushi less the izakaya. But they brought out an assortment of fish. I forgor to take a pic when all the sushi first came out but here is some pics. The cuts weren’t the best and were thin… (cont)
A large plate with four pieces of nigiri sushi (from left to right: tuna, red snapper, salmon, fatty tuna)

Other pieces of sushi were already eatenA beef gunkan and unagi gunkan with a small stick of butter on the unagi
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Mr. Sir @mystersir.com · 16/10/2025
Oh to be a jellyfish in the sea
A container filled with small jellyfish floating around
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Mr. Sir @mystersir.com · 13/10/2025
You can tell when I arrived to Japan…
A graph showing the OP walking 24,684 steps on Sunday, Oct 12, 2025
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Mr. Sir @mystersir.com · 10/10/2025
Good morning nerds ☝🏼🤓
A man in a t-shirt is about to strike an unaware person in a hoodie and backpack from behind with a metal bar. The metal bar is labeled “fucking nerd” while the soon to be victim is labeled nerd. The assailant is labeled as “me, a fucking nerd.”
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Mr. Sir @mystersir.com · 02/10/2025
Good morning nerds ☝🏼🤓
A man in a t-shirt is about to strike an unaware person in a hoodie and backpack from behind with a metal bar. The metal bar is labeled “fucking nerd” while the soon to be victim is labeled nerd. The assailant is labeled as “me, a fucking nerd.”
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Mr. Sir @mystersir.com · 01/10/2025
Good morning nerds ☝🏼🤓
A man in a t-shirt is about to strike an unaware person in a hoodie and backpack from behind with a metal bar. The metal bar is labeled “fucking nerd” while the soon to be victim is labeled nerd. The assailant is labeled as “me, a fucking nerd.”
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Mr. Sir @mystersir.com · 30/09/2025
Good morning nerds ☝🏼🤓
A man in a t-shirt is about to strike an unaware person in a hoodie and backpack from behind with a metal bar. The metal bar is labeled “fucking nerd” while the soon to be victim is labeled nerd. The assailant is labeled as “me, a fucking nerd.”
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Mr. Sir @mystersir.com · 25/09/2025
Good morning nerds ☝🏼🤓
A man in a t-shirt is about to strike an unaware person in a hoodie and backpack from behind with a metal bar. The metal bar is labeled “fucking nerd” while the soon to be victim is labeled nerd. The assailant is labeled as “me, a fucking nerd.”
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Mr. Sir @mystersir.com · 24/09/2025
Good morning nerds ☝🏼🤓
A man in a t-shirt is about to strike an unaware person in a hoodie and backpack from behind with a metal bar. The metal bar is labeled “fucking nerd” while the soon to be victim is labeled nerd. The assailant is labeled as “me, a fucking nerd.”
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Mr. Sir @mystersir.com · 22/09/2025
Good morning nerds ☝🏼🤓
A man in a t-shirt is about to strike an unaware person in a hoodie and backpack from behind with a metal bar. The metal bar is labeled “fucking nerd” while the soon to be victim is labeled nerd. The assailant is labeled as “me, a fucking nerd.”
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Mr. Sir @mystersir.com · 18/09/2025
Good morning nerds ☝🏼🤓
A man in a t-shirt is about to strike an unaware person in a hoodie and backpack from behind with a metal bar. The metal bar is labeled “fucking nerd” while the soon to be victim is labeled nerd. The assailant is labeled as “me, a fucking nerd.”
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Mr. Sir @mystersir.com · 16/09/2025
Good morning nerds ☝🏼🤓
A man in a t-shirt is about to strike an unaware person in a hoodie and backpack from behind with a metal bar. The metal bar is labeled “fucking nerd” while the soon to be victim is labeled nerd. The assailant is labeled as “me, a fucking nerd.”
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Mr. Sir @mystersir.com · 15/09/2025
Good morning nerds ☝🏼🤓
A man in a t-shirt is about to strike an unaware person in a hoodie and backpack from behind with a metal bar. The metal bar is labeled “fucking nerd” while the soon to be victim is labeled nerd. The assailant is labeled as “me, a fucking nerd.”
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Mr. Sir @mystersir.com · 14/09/2025
Good morning nerds ☝🏼🤓
A man in a t-shirt is about to strike an unaware person in a hoodie and backpack from behind with a metal bar. The metal bar is labeled “fucking nerd” while the soon to be victim is labeled nerd. The assailant is labeled as “me, a fucking nerd.”
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Mr. Sir @mystersir.com · 12/09/2025
Good morning nerds ☝🏼🤓
A man in a t-shirt is about to strike an unaware person in a hoodie and backpack from behind with a metal bar. The metal bar is labeled “fucking nerd” while the soon to be victim is labeled nerd. The assailant is labeled as “me, a fucking nerd.”
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Mr. Sir @mystersir.com · 11/09/2025
Good morning nerds ☝🏼🤓
A man in a t-shirt is about to strike an unaware person in a hoodie and backpack from behind with a metal bar. The metal bar is labeled “fucking nerd” while the soon to be victim is labeled nerd. The assailant is labeled as “me, a fucking nerd.”
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Mr. Sir @mystersir.com · 10/09/2025
Good morning nerds ☝🏼🤓
A man in a t-shirt is about to strike an unaware person in a hoodie and backpack from behind with a metal bar. The metal bar is labeled “fucking nerd” while the soon to be victim is labeled nerd. The assailant is labeled as “me, a fucking nerd.”
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Mr. Sir @mystersir.com · 09/09/2025
Good morning nerds ☝🏼🤓
A man in a t-shirt is about to strike an unaware person in a hoodie and backpack from behind with a metal bar. The metal bar is labeled “fucking nerd” while the soon to be victim is labeled nerd. The assailant is labeled as “me, a fucking nerd.”
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Mr. Sir @mystersir.com · 08/09/2025
Oh it do be like that sometimes 🔗 poomang.com/en/t/diary_t...
Mr. Sir's Diary
Practical diary
Regular routine doesnt suit you
Hates
illogical
situation
Optimistic
Not heartless, just not interested
Thoughts; flow like river
Respect boundaries
Don't get angry easily
Likes spending quiet time at night
Pretend not to care
Never say what you don’t mean
Handle stress alone
Efficiency-driven
Must need to spend time alone
Efficiency-driven
Dear Diary Test X
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Mr. Sir @mystersir.com · 08/09/2025
Good morning nerds ☝🏼🤓
A man in a t-shirt is about to strike an unaware person in a hoodie and backpack from behind with a metal bar. The metal bar is labeled “fucking nerd” while the soon to be victim is labeled nerd. The assailant is labeled as “me, a fucking nerd.”
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Mr. Sir @mystersir.com · 05/09/2025
Cunty lifeweaver be like UNNNH
Screenshot of Lifeweaver from Overwatch 2 pointing his cunty fingers foward giving the most slay look ever
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Mr. Sir @mystersir.com · 05/09/2025
Good morning nerds ☝🏼🤓
A man in a t-shirt is about to strike an unaware person in a hoodie and backpack from behind with a metal bar. The metal bar is labeled “fucking nerd” while the soon to be victim is labeled nerd. The assailant is labeled as “me, a fucking nerd.”
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Mr. Sir @mystersir.com · 04/09/2025
Good morning nerds ☝🏼🤓
A man in a t-shirt is about to strike an unaware person in a hoodie and backpack from behind with a metal bar. The metal bar is labeled “fucking nerd” while the soon to be victim is labeled nerd. The assailant is labeled as “me, a fucking nerd.”
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Mr. Sir @mystersir.com · 03/09/2025
Good morning nerds ☝🏼🤓
A man in a t-shirt is about to strike an unaware person in a hoodie and backpack from behind with a metal bar. The metal bar is labeled “fucking nerd” while the soon to be victim is labeled nerd. The assailant is labeled as “me, a fucking nerd.”
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Mr. Sir @mystersir.com · 01/09/2025
Good morning nerds ☝🏼🤓
A man in a t-shirt is about to strike an unaware person in a hoodie and backpack from behind with a metal bar. The metal bar is labeled “fucking nerd” while the soon to be victim is labeled nerd. The assailant is labeled as “me, a fucking nerd.”
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Mr. Sir @mystersir.com · 29/08/2025
Back home to a nice bowl of pho 😋
A bowl of beef pho with herbs and aromatics on a plate to the side
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Mr. Sir @mystersir.com · 28/08/2025
Good morning nerds ☝🏼🤓
A man in a t-shirt is about to strike an unaware person in a hoodie and backpack from behind with a metal bar. The metal bar is labeled “fucking nerd” while the soon to be victim is labeled nerd. The assailant is labeled as “me, a fucking nerd.”
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Mr. Sir @mystersir.com · 28/08/2025
Me the moment I get home
Pikachu from Pokemon looking at a green plant with a notice on top saying “Pikachu noticed the Weed.”
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Mr. Sir @mystersir.com · 28/08/2025
High
Hello Kitty handing you a fat blunt
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