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VoiceOfTheMysterons @mysteronvoice.bsky.social · 18h

... a case in point is this bollocks that's the first piece in on the show directly following #DLXP ... 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

VoiceOfTheMysterons @mysteronvoice.bsky.social · 18h

Remarkable really that from such inauspicious beginnings, Sarah Brightman is now officially the world's best selling soprano ... #DLXP

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VoiceOfTheMysterons @mysteronvoice.bsky.social · 18h

There's no middle ground with these *anthem* type things, is there, they either grab you somehow and they're brilliant, or they're just a pile of shite. 😳😳😳 #DLXP

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VoiceOfTheMysterons @mysteronvoice.bsky.social · 18h

Sorry, but late ABBA is terrible, it's almost as if Benny and Bjorn really couldn't be arsed any more. I'll get me coat. #DLXP

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VoiceOfTheMysterons @mysteronvoice.bsky.social · 18h

In the same way that Blur had The Cheese Bloke, The Reat Thing had The Dog Bloke ... #DLXP

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VoiceOfTheMysterons @mysteronvoice.bsky.social · 18h

Sir Nodward of Holder, introduced by Mark Lamarr on Buzzcocks as "A man who's had six Christmas hits. Unfortunately, they've all been with the same bloody record." #DLXP

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VoiceOfTheMysterons @mysteronvoice.bsky.social · 18h

Because I Love You by Slade. Or something ... #DLXP

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VoiceOfTheMysterons @mysteronvoice.bsky.social · 18h

I thought the whole point of Barber's Adagio for Strings by William Orbit was that it *didn't* go THUMPA-DUMPA-THUMPA-DUMPA-THUMPA-DUMPA ... 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ #DLXP

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VoiceOfTheMysterons @mysteronvoice.bsky.social · 19h

Christ, this sounds like the bastard child of ELO and The Rubettes ... #DLXP

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VoiceOfTheMysterons @mysteronvoice.bsky.social · 19h

... although has anyone got any idea what the French for Amoureuse might be ? #DLXP

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VoiceOfTheMysterons @mysteronvoice.bsky.social · 19h

A good tune's a good tune in any language ... #DLXP

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VoiceOfTheMysterons @mysteronvoice.bsky.social · 19h

"I've just stopped by to say that Social Media's Brilliant, isn't it ? I mean, I'm not even listening to Diamond Lights Express, but I can join in with the conversation, just by reading what's being played, and what everyone else is saying about it. Brilliant !" #DLXP

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VoiceOfTheMysterons @mysteronvoice.bsky.social · 19h

Andy McCluskey's obsession with historical women continues apace ... 😳😳😳 #DLXP

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VoiceOfTheMysterons @mysteronvoice.bsky.social · 20h

Oh my life Day Tripper by YMO is fucking horrible ... 😳😳😳 #DLXP

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VoiceOfTheMysterons @mysteronvoice.bsky.social · 21h

There's nothing *tricky* about ten Brad, they're fucked. Even if they were up against Shaun. 😂😂😂 #TheChase

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VoiceOfTheMysterons @mysteronvoice.bsky.social · 23h

Win lose or draw, well done to her for ignoring the greedy husband. 😳😳😳 #DealOrNoDeal

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VoiceOfTheMysterons @mysteronvoice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The Persuaders theme is rather marvellous, rather a shame that it's been appropriated by those Radio Funkshire motherfuckers ... 😳😳😳 #Sams80s

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VoiceOfTheMysterons @mysteronvoice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Well, bugger me, Lady Pank have got a Wikipedia page ... 😂😂😂 #Sams80s

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VoiceOfTheMysterons @mysteronvoice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

If you get the opportunity to listen to the Vienna album in 5.1, it's well worth the effort. #Sams80s

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VoiceOfTheMysterons @mysteronvoice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Midnight Eastern ? Isn't that 5 a.m. GMT or something ? 😱😱😱 #Sams80s

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VoiceOfTheMysterons @mysteronvoice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Depeche Mode in their brief New Order phase ... #Sams80s

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VoiceOfTheMysterons @mysteronvoice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

That panning between the speakers at the beginning of almost every SAW track is proper catnip ... 😂😂😂 #Sams80s

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VoiceOfTheMysterons @mysteronvoice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Anything from Dare will do nicely, thank you very much. #Sams80s

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VoiceOfTheMysterons @mysteronvoice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

You've got T'Pauer. Or something. 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

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VoiceOfTheMysterons @mysteronvoice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

This is very much like someone on Stars In Their Eyes being Andy Bell from Erasure ... 😳😳😳 #Sams80s

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VoiceOfTheMysterons @mysteronvoice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"The Adventures ? With THREE songs ? What are the chances of *that* happening ?" #Sams80s

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VoiceOfTheMysterons @mysteronvoice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"I would like to state for the record, m'lud, that regardless of whatever Ms Marcus may claim the the future, my client has not, I repeat ABSOLUTELY NOT requested The Lady In Fucking Red." #Sams80s

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VoiceOfTheMysterons @mysteronvoice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"I've just tried headbanging to Iron Maiden on that Mad Wasp Radio, and I've put a crick in me neck. Bugger." #Sams80s

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VoiceOfTheMysterons @mysteronvoice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

In the video for this, it's obvious that Milli (or is it Vanilli) isn't actually singing because his mouth is making the *V* shape when he's supposed to be singing a *W* ... 😳😳😳 #Sams80s

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VoiceOfTheMysterons @mysteronvoice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Fucking Hell, that sounded dangerously like The Lady In Red for a second there ... 😂😂😂 #Sams80s

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VoiceOfTheMysterons @mysteronvoice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"The only people that it matters to that you're a *Head* Distiller are you and the people who work for you, mate." #TheChase

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VoiceOfTheMysterons @mysteronvoice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It now doesn't matter what happens is she had been *brave* or whatever, she's walking away with a sum of money that means a lot to her. #DealOrNoDeal

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VoiceOfTheMysterons @mysteronvoice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Child expert: Try stickers when your child comes home. Five minutes later. Child Expert: Stickers don't work ... 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ #ThisMorning

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VoiceOfTheMysterons @mysteronvoice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

So, essentially, the King gives his brother pocket money, but has told him that he can't spend it on sweets and pop. 😂😂😂 #ThisMorning

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VoiceOfTheMysterons @mysteronvoice.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

You get the feeling that Would I Lie To You might never have existed without #CallMyBluff ... 😳😳😳

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VoiceOfTheMysterons @mysteronvoice.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

A comeback of sorts by Goldsmith's but Glasgow are already on the proverbial beach ... 😳😳😳 #UniversityChallenge

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VoiceOfTheMysterons @mysteronvoice.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Any score that Goldsmith's now get is going to be pitiful, so they now need to set themselves the target of finishing with precisely zero. 😂😂😂 #UniversityChallenge

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VoiceOfTheMysterons @mysteronvoice.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

That's all you need when you're 130 points behind, a music starter where you haven't got a blummen clue ... 😂😂😂 #UniversityChallenge

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VoiceOfTheMysterons @mysteronvoice.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Hieroglyphi Spaghetti will probably be on Dragon's Den in a couple of weeks now ... 😂😂😂 #OnlyConnect #UniversityChallenge

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VoiceOfTheMysterons @mysteronvoice.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

"... and on my left, Ben Baker, a secondary school teacher, who has four fingers and a thumb on each hand ..." 😳😳😳 #OnlyConnect

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VoiceOfTheMysterons @mysteronvoice.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Rather a shame that given the way Michael Sheen managed to inhabite the likes of Tony Blair, Brian Clough, Chris Tarrant and David Frost, he simply hasn't *become* Richard Osman ... 😂😂😂 #HouseOfGames

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VoiceOfTheMysterons @mysteronvoice.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The worst part of it probably isn't the fact that he's walked away with only a fiver, it's that he's got to repeatedly watch back the fact that he's walked away with only a fiver ... 😳😳😳 #DealOrNoDeal.

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VoiceOfTheMysterons @mysteronvoice.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

When they get to tis part of this sort of game, the question should *really* be, "Twat, or Not Twat." 😳😳😳 #DealOrNoDeal

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VoiceOfTheMysterons @mysteronvoice.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Let's face it, anything that we consume that's super-processed is killing us in one way or another ... 😳😳😳 #BBCBreakfast

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VoiceOfTheMysterons @mysteronvoice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Not entirely sure that Emma Paton's navel jewellery has a place on the darts ... 😳😳😳 #WGPDarts

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VoiceOfTheMysterons @mysteronvoice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Made the point of just watching the dance off this week - two things, (i) how did Jamie end up there, but possibly more importantly, (ii) it's already now been established that the public can't be bothered to vote for her, so she may as well just leave now. 😳😳😳 #Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing

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VoiceOfTheMysterons @mysteronvoice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

@michaelhogan100.bsky.social Made the point of just watching the dance off this week - two things, (i) how did Jamie end up there, but possibly more importantly, (ii) it's already now been established that the public can't be bothered to vote for her, so she may as well just leave now. 😳😳😳

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