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My Shattered Nerves

@myshatterednerves.bsky.social
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Average in every conceivable way. I will auto-like your dog and pet pics. Plus also other things probably, IDK, I’m tired. Music and art please. AI is garbage and I won’t use or support it. #YEG

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My Shattered Nerves @myshatterednerves.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You may not like it, but this is what peak human breakfast looks like.
A blue plate, containing two large slices of toast, one with nut butter, one with two types of jam. There is also a cookie and a few small pieces of candy. A cup of black coffee is off to the side, in a Bad Religion mug.
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My Shattered Nerves @myshatterednerves.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This is Nacho. Nacho was digging in the garden (note the dirty paws). Nacho was told this was unacceptable. Nacho disagreed.
A black and white Boston terrier, sitting on a wooden deck, facing the camera. He wears an expression of suspicion and disdain.
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My Shattered Nerves @myshatterednerves.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Can’t talk, much to do tonight.
Photo of a computer monitor, displaying iTunes. A two album playlist consisting of Dolly Parton and the new Mastodon album.
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My Shattered Nerves @myshatterednerves.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Picture of a bag of the greatest snack on earth, Hawkins Cheezies.
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My Shattered Nerves @myshatterednerves.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Beer underway. Slightly breezy but should be manageable for the boil.
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My Shattered Nerves @myshatterednerves.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
*Seal voice* Baby! Guess I’ll eat a cake with a rose on my plate
A slice of chocolate cake with chocolate icing, with a giant icing rose on top
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My Shattered Nerves @myshatterednerves.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Ugh, woke up to even MORE snow this morning. Manifesting warmer times by reposting this, shot last summer. Hope to see this again very soon!
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My Shattered Nerves @myshatterednerves.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Crap missed the alt text
A black and white Boston terrier, sitting on a wooden deck, directly facing the camera. He wears dirty paws and a look of profound disdain at being denied digging up the garden.
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My Shattered Nerves @myshatterednerves.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (I told him he had to stop digging in the garden; he did not take it well)
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My Shattered Nerves @myshatterednerves.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Not sure about GOAT but this one lives in my brain rent free:
Screenshot of a tweet, text reads “why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter”
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My Shattered Nerves @myshatterednerves.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
“Where do you see yourself in 5 years?” Me:
Meme: text reads “Street singer was ignored, then 4 kittens came to show their support” image is of a long haired man playing acoustic guitar to two, then four kittens, who are hella cute and attentive.
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My Shattered Nerves @myshatterednerves.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
A meme, with the text “how it feels to contribute to the declining birth rate”. Pictured are rainbows, happy looking dolphins, and a lush ocean filled with joyful fish.
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My Shattered Nerves @myshatterednerves.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
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My Shattered Nerves @myshatterednerves.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Post a female character that you love
Head shot of Arya Stark, from Game Of Thrones series
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My Shattered Nerves @myshatterednerves.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
No new pictures. Where your head at?
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My Shattered Nerves @myshatterednerves.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
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My Shattered Nerves @myshatterednerves.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
The unremarkable cover to Bad Religion’s brilliant album “Stranger Than Fiction”, which simply shows the band standing around, looking bored while in 1994.
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My Shattered Nerves @myshatterednerves.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Just over here living my best bunwich life
A small dinner roll bunwich, with turkey, fancy cheese, mayo, mustard, and cranberry sauce, as the lord intended.
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My Shattered Nerves @myshatterednerves.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
search your first name + “glamour shot” I DON’T LIKE THIS GAME
Honestly there’s a lot going on here. Dude straight out of the 70’s, with short curly hair and a mustache, wearing speedos and some sort of medieval armored top, and holding a frisbee for some reason.
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My Shattered Nerves @myshatterednerves.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Boston terrier problems 🥶
A black and white Boston terrier, heavily layered in a sweater, toque, blue booties, and doggy parka, with a harness over top. He looks accepting, tho he dislikes getting dressed.
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My Shattered Nerves @myshatterednerves.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
CHRISTMAS GONNA BE LIT YALL
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My Shattered Nerves @myshatterednerves.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Even tho I’ve been winterizing, no regrets about taking advantage of the sun and resetting up the birdbath
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My Shattered Nerves @myshatterednerves.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
That ‘look’ is universal and timeless for musicians I guess.
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My Shattered Nerves @myshatterednerves.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Not doing a selfie but you get the gist.
A Boston terrier dressed for extreme cold
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My Shattered Nerves @myshatterednerves.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
It’s 30C. My dog is solar powered and possibly insane.
Black Boston terrier basking in the sweltering sun, on a black patio chair.
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My Shattered Nerves @myshatterednerves.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
An up-close pic of Irish whisky, on the rocks,  to honour Ozzy, who started it all.
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My Shattered Nerves @myshatterednerves.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
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My Shattered Nerves @myshatterednerves.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
My supervisor, however, is slacking.
A Boston terrier napping on an elevated placemat, in front of a garden.
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My Shattered Nerves @myshatterednerves.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Recipe for Old Peculiar, a classic English ale
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My Shattered Nerves @myshatterednerves.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
It doesn’t look like much right now, but in 6 weeks or so it’ll be amazing English ale. #homebrew
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My Shattered Nerves @myshatterednerves.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
I built a little birdbath area in my yard a few weeks ago and seeded it and now it’s all grown in and at some point it’ll all flower and I just couldn’t be happier when I see how nice the space is for the birds because I may be mentally ill?
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My Shattered Nerves @myshatterednerves.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES THIS IS MY
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My Shattered Nerves @myshatterednerves.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
RE: Trump vs Musk. Finally an appropriate chance to use this again:
Norm McDonald (legend), in his SNL news desk days. Captioned: “Now this may strike some viewers as harsh, but I believe everyone involved in this story should die.”
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My Shattered Nerves @myshatterednerves.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Norm McDonald (legend), in his SNL news desk days, captioned “Now this may strike some viewers as harsh, but I believe everyone involved in this story should die.”
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My Shattered Nerves @myshatterednerves.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
If you see this post, share a pic from your device with no explanation
A large two-headed hose attachment on the exterior of a commercial building, labelled ‘liquor’ for some reason.
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My Shattered Nerves @myshatterednerves.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I’ve been home brewing beer/wine/cider for years, and LOVE the results. But I don’t mind telling you, I hate this part of the process.
Approximately 30 flip-top beer bottles, lined up and ready for hand washing on a kitchen counter, a bucket of solution and sanitizer is beside, plus bottle brush and cleaning sponge.
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My Shattered Nerves @myshatterednerves.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
The struggle is absolutely real
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My Shattered Nerves @myshatterednerves.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
What’s your sign?
A building’s fire hose connection, with a sign reading “liquor” directly above it for some reason.
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My Shattered Nerves @myshatterednerves.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Literally me for that same half-day:
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My Shattered Nerves @myshatterednerves.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Luckily this is only his extreme cold outfit. Cause he doesn’t love wearing it haha.
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My Shattered Nerves @myshatterednerves.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Nacho does not like the polar vortex.
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My Shattered Nerves @myshatterednerves.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
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My Shattered Nerves @myshatterednerves.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
My dog gets a little anxious whenever I step out and leave him alone. Spent 10 minutes in the garage and came in to see him here, where he can watch me outside haha.
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My Shattered Nerves @myshatterednerves.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
My mother in law sent me this this morning and she’s MORTIFIED hahahaha (I am not a woman FYI)
Photo of several fancy bras, spread out over a small table.
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My Shattered Nerves @myshatterednerves.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
IT’S LEGIT GUYS
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My Shattered Nerves @myshatterednerves.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Post your queen
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My Shattered Nerves @myshatterednerves.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Tonight you will be visited by three spirits
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My Shattered Nerves @myshatterednerves.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Nolan:
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My Shattered Nerves @myshatterednerves.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
It begins…
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My Shattered Nerves @myshatterednerves.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
And directly afterwards:
Ben Afflec, exhausted looking, having a smoke (the meme)
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