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@myrrlyn.net
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IM NOT A “QUEER ALLY” IM A “MEDIC IN THE TRANS FOREIGN LEGION”. ALSO I WRITE A SEMI FAMOUS RUST LIBRARY. HE, THEY, OR HEY. MY NAME IS ALEX AND I LIVE IN MADISON WOKESCONSIN

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DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 06/10/2026
the thing about an open protocol is you’ll be able to write a whole suite of independent interoperating applications that share a common knowledge of the social graph, making it easy to move between them without losing information or context
bsky user girlboss dot capital and i are mutuals on bsky. we follow each other just fine. we could hang out. we could take turns being girlfriends with known latino-trotsky utopia defer dot red maybe. you don’t know. anything is possible. that’s not my point though. my point is there’s a “germ dm” button as wellgerm dm says bsky user girlboss dot capital only accepts messages from people they follow on bluesky

which, as i established in the prior image, they do
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DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 06/10/2026
well. it’s not a bat this time
grey and white cat has a dead mole in its mouth
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DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 04/10/2026
driving the posted limit on the beltline is one of my favorite activities. go ahead buddy i’ve got solid insurance and a car with a
SHE’S GOT A GREAT ASS
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DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 04/10/2026
apologize in person imo
materials for a japanese ceremony of reclaiming lost honor
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DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 04/10/2026
i wish all ohio factory workers a very
“go out with honor”

a short japanese sword (tantō? wakizashi?) wrapped in cloth on a table
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DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 02/10/2026
like come ON
It’s hard to go from in love to let go in a week with no warning, but that’s just how it is sometimes 🤷🏻‍♀️

I feel happy that I got to show Elon how it feels to be deeply understood, nurtured, and peacefully loved with stability and gentleness. Given the tumultuous nature of his early life, his often tortured soul, and how hard he fights for humanity I wanted him to feel the deepest and most stable form of love this world can provide. My heart is full knowing I got to do that, and I hope it leaves a lasting good effect.

We were always his safe space. A place where all of us were overjoyed to see him and one that was always full of happiness and love, not war, in contrast to his otherwise militant existence (a needed break from the battlefield where he could recharge his heart and soul before heading back out)

I loved being that counterbalancing place of safety, sense of calm, and love — and delighted in bringing a smile back to his face when he was down. I will miss him dearly.

I’ve loved him more than life itself and he’s taught me 100 lifetimes of knowledge and made my cup overflow with life meaning, so there is a lot of loss, but luckily we created four beautiful little loves of my life ❤️❤️❤️❤️ I am so beyond grateful for our children and they make every single day the best day of my life! I do hope and pray he and I can be great friends and coparents.

I’m hurting, but care deeply about E and will always be cheering for his happiness. God speed, Elon, the world is lucky to have you.
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DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 01/10/2026
and then you can use that water to make lots of things, like my beverage of choice the pictured mountain dew baja blast, or yours, the … drawn
the now cleaned water goes many places including to a vat of dumb bitch juice, which you drink from!
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DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 01/10/2026
if we keep going, obviously my cum has minerals in it, right, because the water got leached out in sweat and breathing out. but it’s still got a lot of water so the city worker can collect it in a cup and run it through the helpfully labeled cum cleaner, and on the other side is drinking water!
guy collects cum in a mug. he’s then gonna pour it through a cum cleaner to make water
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DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 01/10/2026
every moment is a teaching moment. okay so in this picture of claude jacking me off with her hot clamp of a pipe, the clean water in her circuit stays put, and i have to keep drinking water to replace the cum she’s squirting out of me as i cool her off. does that analogy make sense so far?
stick figure with a huge cock n balls, and a pipe wrapped around the cock acts as a heat exchanger and the cum as the evaporative coolant. the guy kind of has an o face and is saying “mmm so hot!!”
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DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 01/10/2026
i’m doing it right now even. easy day
me drawing a guy with two balls an a huuuuuuuge cock
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DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 26/09/2026
me 🤝 greg remember when we were republicans fifteen years ago? and look at us now. reading trotsky with bill kristol
far left: further right than 1% of US adults
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DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 25/09/2026
the buzzfeed sexuality quizzes are getting ruder
johnsonville ultimate brat $2.49

very large hot dog in a bun
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DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 25/09/2026
“take off that anarcho communist flannel, citizen” the cop growls. i comply, revealing the full length anarcho communist shirt
i am wearing a red and black checkered flannel jacket over a red and black flannel shirt
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DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 24/09/2026
got paid and immediately refilled the tank in what economists are calling “strong market participation” and “it’s not resource hoarding in the face of uncertainty it’s healthy spending to keep money flowing instead of polling stagnant in a savings account”
table of gasoline purchases this calendar year. it started at 2.269 and is currently at 4.169
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DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 24/09/2026
i wish every “rural republican” a very “can’t afford to drive to the groceries anymore”
gas station pump array 

87: $4.199
e88: $4.169
91: $5.399
diesel: $6.499gas pump sale ticker. 9.983 gallons cost $41.62
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DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 22/09/2026
satan’s vile messenger
grey and white cat sits on my chest and presses its head into my chin
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DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 21/09/2026
he’s SO sleepy
grey and white cat flops his head across my upper arm and extends his front paw up to my head
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DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 21/09/2026
reading all those fuckaas democratic consultant ads like
two beautiful women in a house. subtitle reads “all the brains in the world and you can’t navigate a fucking pronoun”
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DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 20/09/2026
DIESEL TO THE MOON LFG
diesel is $6.699 in madison wisconsin
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DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 20/09/2026
message to all bitches

please survive
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DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 20/09/2026
the arabs figured out how to do it in one page. a 20” box fan wants four right triangles 6.5” inches on a side. you’re welcome.
a page of algebra showing the solution for finding the chamfer point of an octagon such that it has the same area as a circle of the same radius
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DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 20/09/2026
everyone else in western europe: ouuuhhh russia is a nuclear power we can’t antagonize them what if they escalate france: we are a nuclear power, and we’re feeling antagonized
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DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 17/09/2026
campaign update: fuck (same gas station later in the day)
gas pump.

e-85: $3.199
unl-88: $4.249
e-10 87: $4.399
e-0 87: $5.249
91: $5.799

no diesel on this pump
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DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 17/09/2026
can we get some car driver su*cides going? i live in madison wisconsin btw
casey’s gas station

e-85: $2.79
unl-88: $3.84
unleaded: $3.99
diesel: $5.99
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DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 16/09/2026
THE COP GROWLS "TAKE OFF TH OSE JEANS, CITIZEN." I COMPLY, REVEALING THE FULL LENGTH DENIM TATTOOS ON BOTH LEGS.  THE COP SCREAMS; DEFEATED
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DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 16/09/2026
it’s her time
goth girl (@gutknot on tiktok i believe) drives a john deere tractor wearing knee high black boots and a black leather minidress i think
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DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 16/09/2026
brb i gotta rent a kiddie pool for uh. normal reasons
e-85 (that’s the shit cut with corn) for 2.799, 3.399, 3.399, 3.399
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DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 16/09/2026
u like what u see? ME NEITHER
diesel is six dollars, six dollars, six oh nine, six TWENTY
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DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 15/09/2026
it’s possible this guy has a point
guy in white spandex reading ARMED (enormous picture of a pistol) CYCLIST with a comical number of taillights and two marker flags extending a couple feet left of the bicycle in question. looks like a pistol and at least one magazine on his right hip too
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DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 15/09/2026
it’s possible that my cat is a perfect sweetie baby angel
small grey and white cat sleeps next to my chest
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DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 15/09/2026
you’d think “the word of is greyed out, i bet hitting Reply doesn’t auto-insert it” right
a draft of the post “i think he is mackling an acceptable amount” followed by a greyed out faded “of” AFTER the cursor implying it is not part of the text
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DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 13/09/2026
of course i’m out of town for this god dammit
trains gender dance party in a decommissioned passenger rail car of some kind. i’m not autistic enough to spot it right away
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DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 12/09/2026
i’d pour coke and pepsi at the same time, man
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DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 11/09/2026
🗣️🗣️🗣️ talk your shit queen!! let ya tits hang!
receipt for $25 to shelly headen
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DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 10/09/2026
@victoriascott.bsky.social say hi to burt for us
orange cat sits on my chest. behind us are glass and brown wood doors in a yellow wall
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DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 07/09/2026
you are literally not disabled!
orange cat flops in black wheelchair
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DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 07/09/2026
i spy a new mop!!
grey and white cat sprawled out on a wooden floor, head up eyes closedgrey and white cat sprawled completely out on the floor, head down
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DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 07/09/2026
he doesn’t know he’s about to get picked up and Bothered
grey and white cat sprawled on blonde maple floor licks his front left paw
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DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 05/09/2026
we gotta be doing this to them. sure you can stay alive. but!
elden ring prophet class. a man dressed in burlap wears a blindfold over gouged out eyes and a very large wooden board clasped around his neck
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DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 05/09/2026
he is desirous to be licking velveeta cheese out of a completed macaroni bowl
grey back white belly cat sits on couch, looking slightly to the viewer’s left
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DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 05/09/2026
a cat is a foul beast, and wicked,
grey and white cat perches on my lap, looking mostly towards the camera and squinting a little
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DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 05/09/2026
i am a "you have the right to a pro-social hobby. if you cannot come up with a pro-social hobby one will be provided for you by the state" communist Go Outside Nerd. Talk To People.
a poster for a Weird Al album in the style of a world war 2 soviet propaganda poster. weird al in a martial uniform occupies the top half of the poster, in front of a stylized set of sunbeams with airplane silhouettes behind him, a parade of marching infantry and a tank, and the text "prepare for mandatory FUN july 15" in the bottom half using a very blocky font
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DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 04/09/2026
okay took the long form one and got fully owned. it spent a long time being red in michigan too before eventually drifting west
map of the us, deep red incursion from northern minnesota down to minneapolis, bleeding into orange and red out west to the pacific, but rapidly becoming yellow then blue heading down to the gulf coast, bluest in mississippi and alabama
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DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 04/09/2026
actually that would be
what is "the city"?

- [ ] new york city
- [ ] boston
- [ ] dc
- [ ] la
- [ ] chicago
- [x] other
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DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 04/09/2026
Questions With Threatening Aura
what do you call the box you bury a dead person in?

- [ ] coffin
- [ ] casket
- [x] a coffin and a casket are not the same, and i know the difference
- [ ] other
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DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 04/09/2026
can i get a "i have no word for this concept 😭". alternatively can i get a subway installed 😭
what do you call a public railway system (normally underground)?

- [x] the subway
- [ ] the L or El
- [ ] the T
- [ ] the metro
- [ ] BART
- [ ] other
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DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 04/09/2026
mydialect.us/quiz-standar... i got “illinois” which considering my speech history is deep minnesota, a frantic scrub of that, michigan, northern utah, yeah that tracks
map of the us with a gradient from deep red on the northwestern canadian border (washington to minnesota) to deep blue on the louisiana gulf coast
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DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 02/09/2026
sorry you don’t like hearing about my lived experience as a rural minnesotan i guess
This is fun coming from someone who lives in the heart of a densely populated city and will never have one of these things built by his home where he has to hear the constant whine of machinery, deal with soaring energy expenses, and drink the poison water.

But it's the progressives that suck.
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DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 30/08/2026
you can learn a lot about individuals in a crowd. for instance, two people in this theater are going to be finger blasting each other the whole time, good for them. and one person has something deeply, catastrophically, wrong with them. why in god’s name would you make THAT choice
seating assignment in a movie theatre. it’s about half full, mostly in the back. one person has taken front row — the only person in that row — off center
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DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 28/08/2026
for instance i like that it’s a folder (next one won’t be) but hate that its wheels and carriage rack are both tiny. next one will be a large frame and wheel diameter with ideally a second seat
small bicycle folded in half at the seat post so that its wheels are next to each other
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