DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 06/10/2026the thing about an open protocol is you’ll be able to write a whole suite of independent interoperating applications that share a common knowledge of the social graph, making it easy to move between them without losing information or context 160
DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 04/10/2026driving the posted limit on the beltline is one of my favorite activities. go ahead buddy i’ve got solid insurance and a car with a 130
DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 01/10/2026and then you can use that water to make lots of things, like my beverage of choice the pictured mountain dew baja blast, or yours, the … drawn 110
DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 01/10/2026if we keep going, obviously my cum has minerals in it, right, because the water got leached out in sweat and breathing out. but it’s still got a lot of water so the city worker can collect it in a cup and run it through the helpfully labeled cum cleaner, and on the other side is drinking water! 210
DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 01/10/2026every moment is a teaching moment. okay so in this picture of claude jacking me off with her hot clamp of a pipe, the clean water in her circuit stays put, and i have to keep drinking water to replace the cum she’s squirting out of me as i cool her off. does that analogy make sense so far? 110
DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 26/09/2026me 🤝 greg remember when we were republicans fifteen years ago? and look at us now. reading trotsky with bill kristol 2120
DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 25/09/2026“take off that anarcho communist flannel, citizen” the cop growls. i comply, revealing the full length anarcho communist shirt 0180
DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 24/09/2026got paid and immediately refilled the tank in what economists are calling “strong market participation” and “it’s not resource hoarding in the face of uncertainty it’s healthy spending to keep money flowing instead of polling stagnant in a savings account” 1120
DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 24/09/2026i wish every “rural republican” a very “can’t afford to drive to the groceries anymore” 1190
DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 21/09/2026reading all those fuckaas democratic consultant ads like 1141
DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 20/09/2026the arabs figured out how to do it in one page. a 20” box fan wants four right triangles 6.5” inches on a side. you’re welcome. 3224
DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 20/09/2026everyone else in western europe: ouuuhhh russia is a nuclear power we can’t antagonize them what if they escalate france: we are a nuclear power, and we’re feeling antagonized 1235
DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 17/09/2026campaign update: fuck (same gas station later in the day) 110
DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 17/09/2026can we get some car driver su*cides going? i live in madison wisconsin btw 460
DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 15/09/2026it’s possible that my cat is a perfect sweetie baby angel 1290
DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 15/09/2026you’d think “the word of is greyed out, i bet hitting Reply doesn’t auto-insert it” right 030
DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 07/09/2026he doesn’t know he’s about to get picked up and Bothered 1321
DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 05/09/2026we gotta be doing this to them. sure you can stay alive. but! 000
DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 05/09/2026he is desirous to be licking velveeta cheese out of a completed macaroni bowl 0150
DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 05/09/2026i am a "you have the right to a pro-social hobby. if you cannot come up with a pro-social hobby one will be provided for you by the state" communist Go Outside Nerd. Talk To People. 3324
DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 04/09/2026okay took the long form one and got fully owned. it spent a long time being red in michigan too before eventually drifting west 150
DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 04/09/2026can i get a "i have no word for this concept 😭". alternatively can i get a subway installed 😭 3130
DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 04/09/2026mydialect.us/quiz-standar... i got “illinois” which considering my speech history is deep minnesota, a frantic scrub of that, michigan, northern utah, yeah that tracks 190
DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 02/09/2026sorry you don’t like hearing about my lived experience as a rural minnesotan i guess 2121
DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 30/08/2026you can learn a lot about individuals in a crowd. for instance, two people in this theater are going to be finger blasting each other the whole time, good for them. and one person has something deeply, catastrophically, wrong with them. why in god’s name would you make THAT choice 0120
DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 28/08/2026for instance i like that it’s a folder (next one won’t be) but hate that its wheels and carriage rack are both tiny. next one will be a large frame and wheel diameter with ideally a second seat 060