Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Happy Black Walnut tree season of driving over them and rolling your ankle while mowing the lawn to all who celebrate! *no ankle rolling so far 🤞 be careful out there! 🐿️🌳 000
Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Ben Shapiro's bicep and brows should be the next Michael Dukakis helmet tank photo fail moment get that clown outta here 👎🤡 @drudgereport.bsky.social @mattdrudge.bsky.social 000
Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026y'all git yer #PumpkinSpice this that and the other fall love on goddesses blessings 2 you I'll just mind my own biz quick ness over here with this orange whip delight hah #CornBread 100
Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Friday night LOSER sleepy white boys pedophiles authoritarian Nazis gtfoh🖕 LACK of ENERGY lack of WINNNNNNN EEEEEENG 🖕 100
Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Don't forget 2 Dance the Night Away !!! 💃🧑🦽🪩🕺🧑🦼 000
Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Click the link below for your own copy of FIGHTING IN THE DARK wittily inscribed directly to you no extra charge by the awesome essayist A.R. Moxon! @schulerbooks.bsky.social 📖🤓✌️🙏✊ 2144
Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Yer doin' a heckuva job there, Eileen www.youtube.com/watch?v=mniS... 000
Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Don't fuck with #PizzaWednesday seriously now every 2 years like clockwork the goddamn oven igniter fails 🤬🤯😱💸 in the ubiquitous 'contractor grad(e) skool' appliance so off to the BAD PLACE to order another cheap planned obsolescence piece of trash future landfill remind me to 100
Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 27/07/2026p.s. I never quite understood what a Bernie brah was or is and I want Bernie to refund every goddamn 💸💸💸 I contributed over the years to his campaigns for being not much more than controlled opposition bought and sold like all the others 😔 @sanders.senate.gov #Jubilee2026 001
Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Happy Fucking #PizzaWednesday to all our allies all our music loving fascist fighting Nazi punching life forces #StayAlive #FreePalestine ❤️🔥🎸🎙️🥁📺📻✌️🙏✊🌈☮️💜🎼 www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbYn... 000
Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Just laughed remembering Amy Poehler SNL skit 020
Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Aw Shucks! Perhaps if they'd sold him as a red dirt road rebel.. 🤔🗳️💸 #AllHatNoCattle #BrooksAndDunn #DavidCross #MrShow #RonnieDunn 🦀🦀🦀 youtu.be/Z2gPMXyhZE0?... 000
Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Whoopsie.. Boys will be boys.. 🤷 Locker room talk.. Youthful indiscretions.. @drudgereport.bsky.social @mattdrudge.bsky.social 100
Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 05/07/2026in a way that is undeniable because the fruit of it is all around, sustaining everyone without any question of [i] deserve [/i]." 000
Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Weekend reading ❤️🔥🎸📻✌️🙏✊ Love my library! 🤓📖🕺🪩 @roxymusic.co.uk #PhilManzanera www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVoD... 000
Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Straight outta Okie central casting with a side of oorah jar head 4 good measure yikes 101
Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Happy Pride Weekend enjoy and stay safe every body! Hope U feel like this about to leap on stage and feel that PSYchotic reaction hah 🌈☮️💜🎼✊ 001
Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Tommy expects you and others to 'assimilate' into a workforce that resembles this 'diverse' company portrait of his family biz mess web.archive.org/web/20100502... 001
Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Seriously.. whatever algorithm serves up this suggestion thumbnail image of a video with 373K views • 2 months ago from Buried Empires against what we viewed played etc. jfc 010
Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Least favorite (currently) ambient outdoor noise Encountered when walking quietly down the road: Annoying loud gripping sucking sound made by Oversized knobby jeep suv truck style tires Mis-inflated announcing owner's neglect of Basic maintenance yet still able to run 100
Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Peak cringe meets Peak oil Peak dow Peak 401k Peak Boomer Peak South Africa Peak Operation Paper clippy boyz from Brazil elsewhere grandkids here like screw worms dropped 2 parasitically extract yer soul 000
Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Praise "Bob" Dobbs! The SubGenius™️ Must have SLACK #TheCars #ItWas48YearsAgoToday 000
Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Resemblance is uncanny 👀 @drudgereport.bsky.social 000
Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Something inside Milei is tryna free itself yikes 😱 010
Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 29/05/2026"Life is Messy" and apparantley YouTube belives a video we might perhaps wish to view next has 1M views from 3 months ago and if we wished to bee oiled piped in some life imagineered by them says more about them we dare say emoji search shrug o noes that emoji flag can not bee found 000
Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 25/05/2026When our pop gave us that look o mercy U better shape up or git way long past time for that behaviour git you killed yikes 000
Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Send some healing energy love peace @heartywhite.bsky.social way happy trails until we hear here see meet him again xoxo Hearty White archives available at WFMU.ORG 24/7 @wfmu.bsky.social 📺📻✌️🙏✊ 000
Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Dr. Evil sold the farm 4 SO much less.. @pulmyears.bsky.social 200
Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Otis 🐶 is 10 years young today! ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !! #Dog #BottleRockets @undertowmusic.bsky.social 110
Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Because of course it would be ☢️🥴 #Bears @chicagotribune.com 100
Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Another outstanding, comfy @wfmu.bsky.social t-shirt love it love it love it @heartywhite.bsky.social 000
Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Odds even staffed by several abused sons and daughters of people pictured here former paid-up members of another konservative 70s kargo kult army 001
Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 08/05/2026mmhmm.. still too damn high all you landlords and rentiers and capitalists and eugenicists and racists and bigots and so-called liberals and so-called democrats and so-called Christians and just.. jfc don't call us we'll call you NOT 000
Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Git up close and personal with @coreyglover.bsky.social @vurnt22.bsky.social of @livingcolour.com in 9 days all you NJ peeps even better than fancy vip tix 2 those 'big' shows 🌈✌️🙏✊ 100
Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Already turned bee you tee full new green shirt inside out 2 wash here's rest of @wfmu.bsky.social care package arrived today @heartywhite.bsky.social 👍💈🦻📻🎣✌️🙏✊ 111
Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Oh hey.. will ya look at that.. 3 Ks in the name of Kiss Kasket how about them apples jfc.. bsky.app/profile/myre... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiss_Ka... 010
Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Look now all you good folks.. It's enuff 4 sum of us 2 👁️ forwards towards Spaceballs 2027 but Crypto Fascist fees just to traverse the high seas is pure LUDICROUS speed territorial zone we have knot yet gathered enuff medicine to contemplate let alone yea jfc wtf @mattdrudge.bsky.social 110
Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Coming soon 2 #MBTV #NoTrouble ⏳⏲️⏰⏲️ @wfmu.bsky.social @thebeths.bsky.social 101
Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Oopsie gotta 5150 Villages FLA early bird Rollover special here let's get a couple Whirlybirds for the 6, 7, and 9 broadcast and Punch up a couple Getty Images photogs for some Juicy colour and b/w Kodachrome whatever it takes 100
Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Where all these fake negotiations are headed 🪢🔫⚖️💸 www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHJb... 000
Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 16/03/2026wtf is up with this inn vitro insidious dude with his black leather jacket and wrestling belt style arms wide open poses? 000
Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Amazing how so many wanna bee influencers left Twitter in a huff and are about to ditch this place because their DATA METRICS aren't quite up 2 snuff miss the good stuff over at the bad place womp womp x.com/MyRecordPlay... 100
Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 12/03/2026It's a dang near Miracle you can git such a thin and crispy pizza crust in an old cast iron pan who could of thunk it?!? #PizzaThursday #MiracleNutrition #WFMU 100
Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 09/03/2026jfc I can't tell any of these bearded old white guys apart anymore 😱🤬 100
Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 09/03/2026duh all we see is 4 staged photos of bald old white boys praying for their next fucking bonus or we don't know what the fuck anymore 000
Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Make up yer minds right quick now time's a wastin' 🚬⌛️ www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEZh... 100