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Mark Balletto

@myrecordplayer.bsky.social
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Spin 'em if ya got 'em Singer, Songwriter, Guitar slinger Random Soundcheck song posted daily www.myrecordplayer.com

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Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Black Walnut tree season of driving over them and rolling your ankle while mowing the lawn to all who celebrate! *no ankle rolling so far 🤞 be careful out there! 🐿️🌳
Black walnut pods some intact and some crushed open on driveway
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Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
oopsie dropsie whoopsie doodle doo ouch 💸
Screenshot from Yah WHO ?!? finance website reporting breathlessly with red guns and sirens ablazing how the latest spokes model with bushy eyebrows and muted tones attire is .. can you believe it.. RAISING INTEREST RATES !!!!
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Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ben Shapiro's bicep and brows should be the next Michael Dukakis helmet tank photo fail moment get that clown outta here 👎🤡 @drudgereport.bsky.social @mattdrudge.bsky.social
Screenshot of Drudge Report website 2026-09-16 showing Ben Shapiro weakly flexing his left arm low energy fail
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Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
y'all git yer #PumpkinSpice this that and the other fall love on goddesses blessings 2 you I'll just mind my own biz quick ness over here with this orange whip delight hah #CornBread
photo of hot honey cornbread mix prepped in a square glass baking pan
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Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Friday night LOSER sleepy white boys pedophiles authoritarian Nazis gtfoh🖕 LACK of ENERGY lack of WINNNNNNN EEEEEENG 🖕
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Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Don't forget 2 Dance the Night Away !!! 💃🧑‍🦽🪩🕺🧑‍🦼
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Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Click the link below for your own copy of FIGHTING IN THE DARK wittily inscribed directly to you no extra charge by the awesome essayist A.R. Moxon! @schulerbooks.bsky.social 📖🤓✌️🙏✊
Overhead view of Fighting In The Dark inscribed by author A.R. Moxon courtesy Schuler Books West Michigan
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Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Yer doin' a heckuva job there, Eileen www.youtube.com/watch?v=mniS...
President Commander In Chief Mission Accomplished renowned painter and Texas accent huckster George W. Bush class of 1975 Harvard MAN pretends to strum an open G chord slightly missing the mark while some unidentifiable dime a dozen soul patch sportin' dude brah looks like he's about to come to the rescue while the peanut gallery laffs and clutches their expensive jewelry lest the zombie hordes of New Orleans attack and rob
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Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Don't fuck with #PizzaWednesday seriously now every 2 years like clockwork the goddamn oven igniter fails 🤬🤯😱💸 in the ubiquitous 'contractor grad(e) skool' appliance so off to the BAD PLACE to order another cheap planned obsolescence piece of trash future landfill remind me to
Pizza that was flash fried in oven safe pan for couple two three minutes then broiled because 'cheap' igniter in contractor grade appliance failed for the fourth time every two years like clockwork
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Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
p.s. I never quite understood what a Bernie brah was or is and I want Bernie to refund every goddamn 💸💸💸 I contributed over the years to his campaigns for being not much more than controlled opposition bought and sold like all the others 😔 @sanders.senate.gov #Jubilee2026
Screenshot of fec.gov campaign donation report
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Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Happy Fucking #PizzaWednesday to all our allies all our music loving fascist fighting Nazi punching life forces #StayAlive #FreePalestine ❤️‍🔥🎸🎙️🥁📺📻✌️🙏✊🌈☮️💜🎼 www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbYn...
This #PizzaWednesday machine kills fascists
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Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Just laughed remembering Amy Poehler SNL skit
SNL skit I'm No Angel Gregg Allman parody with Amy Poehler
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Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Aw Shucks! Perhaps if they'd sold him as a red dirt road rebel.. 🤔🗳️💸 #AllHatNoCattle #BrooksAndDunn #DavidCross #MrShow #RonnieDunn 🦀🦀🦀 youtu.be/Z2gPMXyhZE0?...
Photos of Graham Platner, Ronnie Dunn, and Ronnie Dobbs
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Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Whoopsie.. Boys will be boys.. 🤷 Locker room talk.. Youthful indiscretions.. @drudgereport.bsky.social @mattdrudge.bsky.social
Screenshot of Drudge Report website not 2027 but 2026-07-06
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Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
in a way that is undeniable because the fruit of it is all around, sustaining everyone without any question of [i] deserve [/i]."
"Maybe let’s be patriots of a country that doesn’t exist yet; A country still to come, where all those fine aspirations have been cultivated until they are, at last, and for the first time, actually true, in a way that is undeniable because the fruit of it is all around, sustaining everyone without any question of deserve. Where prisons and police are abolished, where borders are open, where the value that our beautiful diversity of humanity generates is shared by all of our human family. When old debts from our inheritances of theft and murder are paid, because a truly free people can't afford not to pay its debts. And then let’s enter a spirit that is willing to do the work to make it so, and not finish until that country is the country we see all around us. Maybe we can redeem our broken institutions and our broken nation, on behalf of everyone—even those blameless very fine people who are violently aligned against redemption and repair."
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Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Weekend reading ❤️‍🔥🎸📻✌️🙏✊ Love my library! 🤓📖🕺🪩 @roxymusic.co.uk #PhilManzanera www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVoD...
REVOLUCIÓN TO ROXY by Phil Manzanera book
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Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Straight outta Okie central casting with a side of oorah jar head 4 good measure yikes
Wikipedia photo of Lance Schroyer
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Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Happy Pride Weekend enjoy and stay safe every body! Hope U feel like this about to leap on stage and feel that PSYchotic reaction hah 🌈☮️💜🎼✊
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Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Tommy expects you and others to 'assimilate' into a workforce that resembles this 'diverse' company portrait of his family biz mess web.archive.org/web/20100502...
Staff photo from About Us page of Viking Forest Products LLC via

https://web.archive.org/web/20100502035255/http://www.vikingforest.com/AboutUs.htm
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Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Seriously.. whatever algorithm serves up this suggestion thumbnail image of a video with 373K views • 2 months ago from Buried Empires against what we viewed played etc. jfc
Screenshot of what YouTube suggests to a viewer after what they've just viewed
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Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Least favorite (currently) ambient outdoor noise Encountered when walking quietly down the road: Annoying loud gripping sucking sound made by Oversized knobby jeep suv truck style tires Mis-inflated announcing owner's neglect of Basic maintenance yet still able to run
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Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Peak cringe meets Peak oil Peak dow Peak 401k Peak Boomer Peak South Africa Peak Operation Paper clippy boyz from Brazil elsewhere grandkids here like screw worms dropped 2 parasitically extract yer soul
Screenshot of yahoo finance website reporting 2026-06-12
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Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Praise "Bob" Dobbs! The SubGenius™️ Must have SLACK #TheCars #ItWas48YearsAgoToday
Praise "Bob" Dobbs!

The SubGenius™️ Must have SLACK
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Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Resemblance is uncanny 👀 @drudgereport.bsky.social
Screenshot of Drudge Report website showing various headlines around picture of Donald Trump to the left of a picture of Richard Gere 2026-06-04
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Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Something inside Milei is tryna free itself yikes 😱
still image of Edgar The Bug character from Men in Black movie 1997
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Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
"Life is Messy" and apparantley YouTube belives a video we might perhaps wish to view next has 1M views from 3 months ago and if we wished to bee oiled piped in some life imagineered by them says more about them we dare say emoji search shrug o noes that emoji flag can not bee found
Screenshot of YouTube recommending a video titled "Your Life as a Male Concubine In Ancient Greece"
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Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
When our pop gave us that look o mercy U better shape up or git way long past time for that behaviour git you killed yikes
Screenshot of Drudge Report website showing Pope AI Warning May 25, 2026
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Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Send some healing energy love peace @heartywhite.bsky.social way happy trails until we hear here see meet him again xoxo Hearty White archives available at WFMU.ORG 24/7 @wfmu.bsky.social 📺📻✌️🙏✊
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Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Dr. Evil sold the farm 4 SO much less.. @pulmyears.bsky.social
Screenshot of finance.yahoo.com website with headline "Trump takes US investments into new territory"
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Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Otis 🐶 is 10 years young today! ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !! #Dog #BottleRockets @undertowmusic.bsky.social
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Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Because of course it would be ☢️🥴 #Bears @chicagotribune.com
Screenshot of Chicago Tribune website Tuesday, May 19 2026 showing headline:

"Chicago Bears’ proposed stadium site in Hammond would be built on giant slag heap, near hazardous waste sites

The proposed Chicago Bears stadium site in Hammond would be on a giant slag heap, and near hazardous waste sites and an oil refinery."
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Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Another outstanding, comfy @wfmu.bsky.social t-shirt love it love it love it @heartywhite.bsky.social
Man standing in mirror wearing 2026 WFMU donor green t-shirt
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Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Odds even staffed by several abused sons and daughters of people pictured here former paid-up members of another konservative 70s kargo kult army
Back cover of KISS Alive! 1975 Casablanca record
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Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
mmhmm.. still too damn high all you landlords and rentiers and capitalists and eugenicists and racists and bigots and so-called liberals and so-called democrats and so-called Christians and just.. jfc don't call us we'll call you NOT
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Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Git up close and personal with @coreyglover.bsky.social @vurnt22.bsky.social of @livingcolour.com in 9 days all you NJ peeps even better than fancy vip tix 2 those 'big' shows 🌈✌️🙏✊
Screenshot of Vernon Reid promoting his gig with Living Colour bandmate Corey Glover Sunday May 17th at the Lizzie Rose Music Room in Tuckerton, NJ
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Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Already turned bee you tee full new green shirt inside out 2 wash here's rest of @wfmu.bsky.social care package arrived today @heartywhite.bsky.social 👍💈🦻📻🎣✌️🙏✊
2026 WFMU radio pledge donation swag bumper sticker and compact disc from Hearty White against a background of miscellaneous dusty music reminders
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Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Oh hey.. will ya look at that.. 3 Ks in the name of Kiss Kasket how about them apples jfc.. bsky.app/profile/myre... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiss_Ka...
Gene Simmons signing a disgusting overpriced KISS coffin like he's the disturbed money-hungry sociopath lead singer in some 3rd turd band autographing bombs ick nope nope nope

p.s. nice chin and cheap wig suit jacket combo with the $1 pocket square that's stapled 2 a piece of cardboard what a fucking loser poseur
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Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Look now all you good folks.. It's enuff 4 sum of us 2 👁️ forwards towards Spaceballs 2027 but Crypto Fascist fees just to traverse the high seas is pure LUDICROUS speed territorial zone we have knot yet gathered enuff medicine to contemplate let alone yea jfc wtf @mattdrudge.bsky.social
Screenshot from DRUDGE REPORT DOT COM showing Mafia Don's latest hail Mary protection racket gambit trick play into the end zone after he's already lost the whole Crypto Fascist Idiocracy fake reality show before we watch him swirling down the toilet drain in circular motion jfc
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Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
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that lonely ennui feeling like Jonathan Richam sang aboot when you realized all those dope ass skee ball ticket coupons ADMIT ONE was yer entry to the summer carny fly by nite 'prize' counter and omg 😱

Skee-Ball

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skee-Ball
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Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Coming soon 2 #MBTV #NoTrouble ⏳⏲️⏰⏲️ @wfmu.bsky.social @thebeths.bsky.social
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Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Oopsie gotta 5150 Villages FLA early bird Rollover special here let's get a couple Whirlybirds for the 6, 7, and 9 broadcast and Punch up a couple Getty Images photogs for some Juicy colour and b/w Kodachrome whatever it takes
Screenshot of Drude Report website 2026-03-27 showing Tiger Woods oopsie on the 19th hole while the rest of the globe goes 2 H E double toothpicks yikes
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Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Where all these fake negotiations are headed 🪢🔫⚖️💸 www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHJb...
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Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
IDF Jeff and the Atlantic can kiss our 🖕
Meme photo of fascist UC Davis cop pepper spraying unicorns 

https://www.christianpost.com/news/casually-pepper-spraying-cop-internet-meme-uc-davis-pepper-spray-incident-goes-viral-overnight-photos.html
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Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Ready, Steady..
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Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
wtf is up with this inn vitro insidious dude with his black leather jacket and wrestling belt style arms wide open poses?
screenshot of yahoo!finance website 2026-03-16 showing lots of green and black colours and CEO of Nvidia Jensen Huang
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Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Amazing how so many wanna bee influencers left Twitter in a huff and are about to ditch this place because their DATA METRICS aren't quite up 2 snuff miss the good stuff over at the bad place womp womp x.com/MyRecordPlay...
Abe Simpson yelling at clouds with an onion on his belt and buffalo nickel in his pocket
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Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
It's a dang near Miracle you can git such a thin and crispy pizza crust in an old cast iron pan who could of thunk it?!? #PizzaThursday #MiracleNutrition #WFMU
Crispy thin crust pizza with fennel sausage yellow orange peppers onions broiled in a cast iron skillet #PizzaThursday #MiracleNutrition #WFMU
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Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
jfc I can't tell any of these bearded old white guys apart anymore 😱🤬
CNN latest breaking Bag Dad bob and weave trumps Wolf Blitzer relegated to lower-right hand tray where we used 2 put the is Abe Vigoda dead yet Firefox haha it's not funny anymore thnghy
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Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
duh all we see is 4 staged photos of bald old white boys praying for their next fucking bonus or we don't know what the fuck anymore
ope oh ya like yas dit'n see this comin' long weigh down the roooooooad ya
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Mark Balletto @myrecordplayer.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Make up yer minds right quick now time's a wastin' 🚬⌛️ www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEZh...
a hitch and a switch and a shot across the bow and a fist in the pump and dump in yer trunk and hell yea where's team murkkkuh when we need them?
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