𖤐 King 𖤐 @myown3am.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Me and unc went to get gas, but we saw that it went up to 6-7 dollars and I honestly thought “is this AI?” because the way Zara Larsson brought back 2016 needs to be studied at streamer university because this was truly my netflix documentary 052
𖤐 King 𖤐 @myown3am.bsky.social · 01/09/2026At the gym and the most beefiest guy started working out right next to me 050
𖤐 King 𖤐 @myown3am.bsky.social · 21/08/202620 year old coworkers just told me they don’t know what Vh1 is 090
𖤐 King 𖤐 @myown3am.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Coworker said “not everyone can be skinny like you” and she has no idea how much that is going to fuel my day 070
𖤐 King 𖤐 @myown3am.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Good workout today, minus the fact that I wore the skimpiest shorts to the gym and kept showing buldge city. 2130
𖤐 King 𖤐 @myown3am.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Watching the new Spider-Man movie and I want to fuck tom holland 170
𖤐 King 𖤐 @myown3am.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I was in San Diego and I dropped my phone in the ocean. I kinda feel free. 040
𖤐 King 𖤐 @myown3am.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Wanda Maximoff nowhere to be seen in the new Avengers trailer 041
𖤐 King 𖤐 @myown3am.bsky.social · 14/07/2026GUYS PLEASE REMEMBER WE NEED TO STICK TOGETHER IF WE WANT TO HAVE THE NUMBERS 🚨📢 0112
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𖤐 King 𖤐 @myown3am.bsky.social · 12/07/2026The way i catch second hand embarrassment so easy 😭 Like bitch I’m an empath the way I see you go through life 010
𖤐 King 𖤐 @myown3am.bsky.social · 08/07/2026It’ll be a Wednesday and I’ll be going into this coffee shop. Hear a barista call an oatmilk latte and your name and I’ll look up from my phone and think there’s no chance it’s you— but it is. You’ll say, “Hi”, I’ll say, “hi how are you?”, You’ll say, “How’s your family how’s your sister?” I’ll say— 160
𖤐 King 𖤐 @myown3am.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Sent him a pic of my ass arched up like a cat and he said “I need you in me” 8381
𖤐 King 𖤐 @myown3am.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Is it too early to say bestie? I don’t want to scare you 040
𖤐 King 𖤐 @myown3am.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I’m gonna hold your thick veiny 9inch uncut softie when I say this- 0100
𖤐 King 𖤐 @myown3am.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Even with how much I work I’ve had a blossoming friendship lately that I love so much 060
𖤐 King 𖤐 @myown3am.bsky.social · 01/07/2026just found out Lorde released all the demos from Virgin a few days agostatic.klipy.comDrew Barrymore ShadychelALT: Drew Barrymore Shadychel 020
𖤐 King 𖤐 @myown3am.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I was licking that man’s armpit for so fucking long I’m surprised my tongue didn’t fall off 290
𖤐 King 𖤐 @myown3am.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I forgot 28 and 29 existed… why have I never met anyone 28 or 29…. 360
𖤐 King 𖤐 @myown3am.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Found one of those Chinese restaurants that are cheap yet overfill your plates so much that the shells don’t close. I can’t wait to gatekeep this 050
𖤐 King 𖤐 @myown3am.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Putting Minoxidil under your armpits when you’re asleep my prince 080
𖤐 King 𖤐 @myown3am.bsky.social · 20/06/2026I feel like everyone should pee sitting down. Like hey why not 0144
𖤐 King 𖤐 @myown3am.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Called off an 8 hour shift and bought a mikes harder, got Taco Bell and I’m watching drag race. Oh this self-care realism 1150
𖤐 King 𖤐 @myown3am.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I used to draw gir from invader zim so much as a child, you would’ve thought I was autistic 070
