MyklB @myklb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Friends MOT report. For my international friends, the UK has some of the strictest legislation for annual car inspections. Just buy a new car seems to jump, unbidden, to mind… 000
MyklB @myklb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026New loft insulation and sex appeal. Which ladies or boys could resist this look… All jokes aside, be safe with shit that wants to kill you (airborne fibres aren’t your friend) 000
MyklB @myklb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Currently, I think soil and flattening soil are twats. Rude words, sorry. Pa. I didn’t mean to offend any soil enthusiasts out there. But it’s heavy, brown, and won’t behave like an adult. 100
MyklB @myklb.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Who doesn’t like a fire pit without the eye of Sauron glaring from it… PS. It’s extremely rare thatI burn stuff. Planet et all. PPS. I feel worryingly embarrassed now for burning my nemesis that is Japanese knot wood. PPS. Going to put my car on charge OFF MY OWN SOLAR to amend. I’m so sorry… 000
MyklB @myklb.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I am completely aware how childish this is for a British guy to be this petty. It cropped up on my google photos and frankly, I couldn’t resist. Sorry. Not 010
MyklB @myklb.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Good evening my lovely Bluesky friends. Just thought I would ask how you all were and how your lovely evenings were going? Hope you’re all having a great one. ❤️ 000
MyklB @myklb.bsky.social · 26/05/2026My first ever fire pit. I was tempted to throw my wedding ring in there (being made of tungsten) but I’m terrified of what my wife may have engraved on it… 😁 000
MyklB @myklb.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Half a larger, kitkat chunky. Everyday is a great day. All my love to the awesome community that is Bluesky. Reading your sihizzle every morning makes my day better. Thank you all xx 000
MyklB @myklb.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Used one of my wife’s not-for-use-display-only Le Creuset mugs which is a major crime in our house. Not sorry 😀 000
MyklB @myklb.bsky.social · 18/08/2025I know there is a desperate need for housing in the UK but do you have to make it look like post human invasion of Pandora from #avatar while you’re doing it?? 000
MyklB @myklb.bsky.social · 23/07/2025Well, look on the bright side. When the zombie uprising comes at least they won’t trip… 000
MyklB @myklb.bsky.social · 15/07/2025No matter where I go in the world The Black Rabbit of Inlé finds me… I’m sure General Woundwort isn’t far behind. 000
MyklB @myklb.bsky.social · 08/07/2025Sunset over the Cotswolds. Yes, I know, I need to cut the trees down! 000
MyklB @myklb.bsky.social · 01/07/2025Anything less than a 40” tv in a major hotel chain should be a criminal act… And no police interceptors. Just. a. Crime. 000
MyklB @myklb.bsky.social · 24/06/2025Those who know. Those who don’t… well, you missed a trick. Best sound ever. 000
Reposted by MyklBMike Levin @mikelevin.org · 18/05/2025To the cartoonist who drew this, well done. 394348356783
MyklB @myklb.bsky.social · 25/04/2025Hands down one of the beautiful uses of an old church. Pitcher and piano Nottingham 020
MyklB @myklb.bsky.social · 12/04/2025In the stunning and amazing @kewgardens.bsky.social One of three things is likely to happen in the palm house 1. Attacked by Batman’s nemesis poison ivy 2. A raptor will attack (clever girl😁) 3. I find Hans Zarkov’s spaceship #kewgardens 020
MyklB @myklb.bsky.social · 07/04/2025Either my wife has bought all her staff Easter eggs or She’s decided to hit Easter hard… At this stage it’s hard to tell. #easter #eggs 010
MyklB @myklb.bsky.social · 21/03/2025logwork.com/countdown-h5o4 This is why us humans need some kind of suspended animation or a Time Machine. @physicists @biologists. Balls in your court. Please.logwork.comTrump’s Final Term Ends in: - Countdown TimerTrump’s Final Term Ends in: Countdown Timer 000
MyklB @myklb.bsky.social · 21/03/2025Last day in a job I despise and I’m channelling Captain Kirk in Wraith of Khan. “Days instead hours, now we have minutes instead of days…” #lastday #startrek 110
MyklB @myklb.bsky.social · 18/02/2025So alone again in Baltimore. No issue with being alone, but seriously, when the fuck is America going to join the 5/6g generation? 000
MyklB @myklb.bsky.social · 18/02/2025The British traveller on a non frequented corner of ‘merica. Made to feel welcome. Thank you guys x 000
Reposted by MyklBThe Braes o' Bonúll @bonullbraes.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Brexit making the headlines. 258205073533
MyklB @myklb.bsky.social · 08/02/2025“Huston, we’ve had a problem” Lego Saturn V decided randomly to fall off the wall… 110
MyklB @myklb.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Why do I get the felling that everybody else on the London Underground knows something I don’t…? #tfl 000
MyklB @myklb.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Creating a CV. So many bloody choices. Classic, modern, skills, chronological, reverse chronological. Photo, no photo. It's getting to the point I just want to bung a piece of paper through a companies door with the words "giz me a job" on it... 100
MyklB @myklb.bsky.social · 14/01/2025So... Last Thursday I lost my job of 14 years. Pretty devastating what with mortgage etc etc. So I thought I would track on here the highs and lows of applying for jobs at 51. First off is dusting off a CV. 000
MyklB @myklb.bsky.social · 17/12/2024@elonmusknews22.bsky.social Met the guy. He changed the world fundamentally for the better with electricfication. 👍 Reusable rockets.👍 Starlink.👍 Then turned into a dick. I was there.👎 Change the world. Wanker. Let me down. I still believe though, that’s why I’m here not the letter. ❤️ 000
Reposted by MyklBThe Onion @theonion.com · 11/12/2024Insurance Company Celebrates 50 Billionth Fucking Over Of Customer theonion.com/insurance-co... 86105201960
MyklB @myklb.bsky.social · 03/12/2024The Dentmaster is now on this lovely place in the internet. My transition to Bluesky is now complete. 😀 000
MyklB @myklb.bsky.social · 03/12/2024How is that breakfast unless you’re a hobbit and it’s second breakfast??? (I assume they know about second breakfast?) Lovely staff though. 000
MyklB @myklb.bsky.social · 03/12/2024My first starlink interaction. I’m as impressed with the functionality of starlink as I’m unimpressed by the pillock who owns it. Which is a lot. 000
MyklB @myklb.bsky.social · 03/12/2024In gods defence his son healed a few about 30AD I’m joking! His medical practice was priced out of profitably by trumps policies… 010
MyklB @myklb.bsky.social · 15/11/2024When you want to prove to your boss how hard you and your PC are working… 000
MyklB @myklb.bsky.social · 14/11/2024My wife’s dinner… Some kind of potato thing with rosemary? Sprig? And some other stuff. 100
MyklB @myklb.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Well, here I am blue-sky peeps. Looking forward to meeting you all! Xitter account about to get deleted. :) 030