Michael @mykl.sparkle.blue · 13/10/2026It’s not the chan-kids who never grew up who are the real problem there any more, it’s the nice, normal, sensible people who continue to tolerate and excuse their terrible, abusive behaviour. 041
Michael @mykl.sparkle.blue · 09/10/2026“I want vengeance rather than justice but I’m squeamish about it.” 000
Michael @mykl.sparkle.blue · 08/10/2026Every German toilet used to come pre-installed with this one 010
Michael @mykl.sparkle.blue · 06/10/2026What is the movie that came out before you were born that you’ve watched the most times? (I love how similar the angles are in these two shots despite Harry Palmer being spun as the “anti” James Bond.) 000
Michael @mykl.sparkle.blue · 06/10/2026Much like Google gently probing where I was going with my questions 000
Michael @mykl.sparkle.blue · 04/10/2026This reminded me of the old usenet signatures that people from the other Perth used to indicate where they meant. 020
Michael @mykl.sparkle.blue · 01/10/2026I took this photo yesterday by the Rhine. I wonder if they get a refund. 010
Michael @mykl.sparkle.blue · 28/09/2026Stephen is veering very close to classic columnist territory here. I hope we’re just his way of getting it out of his system, and not his test audience. 000
Michael @mykl.sparkle.blue · 27/09/2026I imagine they’re reflecting an iconic image from their own actual history. 020
Michael @mykl.sparkle.blue · 23/09/2026Interesting to see the bots trying to hook politically aware but non-internet savvy section of Bluesky. Bad choice of account name to churn though. 011
Michael @mykl.sparkle.blue · 21/09/2026Has there ever been a more repellent set of words mashed together. 010
Michael @mykl.sparkle.blue · 15/09/2026Modern Working Britain: you’re either at the champagne party, or you’re working in a phone box. 000
Michael @mykl.sparkle.blue · 14/09/2026Bloody hell iPhone, this *isn’t* a moment I want to be reminded of. 001
Michael @mykl.sparkle.blue · 12/09/2026To be fair, you guys can buy a tub of 500 ibuprofen rather than a blister pack of seven at the same price. The European mind cannot conceive of this luxury. 040
Michael @mykl.sparkle.blue · 11/09/2026It made me think of a big blue cock which is a bit oo-err. 030
Michael @mykl.sparkle.blue · 11/09/2026Samsung have become so good at copying Apple that they managed to get their copy of the iPhone Duo “passport shaped” form factor out 3 months before Apple did. 010
Michael @mykl.sparkle.blue · 04/09/2026Good to see the BBC have finally put out a breaking news alert about Reform. 100