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mykie

@mykie.org

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video games and shitposts, shitposts and video games... and that one shitposting video game sloppy joe aficionado linktr.ee/mykie242

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mykie @mykie.org · 16h

Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dead for Tax Purposes

mykie @mykie.org · 16h

John Dies at the End for Tax Purposes

mykie @mykie.org · 20/09/2026

what did i do

Screenshot from Bluesky that depicts an account "THE USER WAS BLOCKED AFTER THIS" following the view. A prominent + Follow back button below.

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mykie @mykie.org · 13/09/2026

Hey look! Music!

mykie @mykie.org · 12/09/2026

Does my salad spinner count as exercise?

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mykie @mykie.org · 01/09/2026

don't ever let someone tell you you're ugly let the mirror tell you that

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mykie @mykie.org · 17/08/2026

the moment `sudo` was allowed into our home, she has run with privileged access to our hearts #BlackCatAppreciationDay

sudo, the cute black kitty cat's face, resting at the top of her cat tree against a white wall, blepping

mykie @mykie.org · 12/08/2026

Post a Marge

Marge Simpson with a sultry expression, admiring the reflection of herself holding a revolver in a shiny trash can lid from her POV

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mykie @mykie.org · 12/08/2026

HBO Max loves to have 100 highly over-produced prestige drama shows called Omnibus

mykie @mykie.org · 06/08/2026

no one seems to be talking about the RAM we already own is appreciating in value right now you could be sitting on a DDR-fortune

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mykie @mykie.org · 24/07/2026

if you're happy and you know it, say a swear! "mitten"

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mykie @mykie.org · 20/07/2026

Without saying your age, what’s your favourite movie that came out when you were 18?

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Fifth Element: Leeloo's Multipass

ALT: Fifth Element: Leeloo's Multipass

mykie @mykie.org · 20/07/2026

dishwasher detergent pods: one on the floor, one in the drawer

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mykie @mykie.org · 07/07/2026

Meta Knight is no match for Ketamine Knight

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mykie @mykie.org · 24/06/2026

Jesus has never logged into Bluesky and couldn't possibly understand how I'm feeling rn

mykie @mykie.org · 22/06/2026

“breakfast served all day” works on Mondays, too

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mykie @mykie.org · 20/06/2026

you know how when you play NES games like Super Mario 3, they have those artifacts on the right side of the screen when it scrolls? I get that in real life.

mykie @mykie.org · 18/06/2026

Name a tv show you’re positive no one remembers but you.

mykie @mykie.org · 11/06/2026

please sir, our femmes, they are quite violent

mykie @mykie.org · 11/06/2026

the probiotics have declared war on the antibiotics whose side are you on?

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mykie @mykie.org · 02/06/2026

"serve at room temperature" yes, that's the plan

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mykie @mykie.org · 26/05/2026

"prelude" implies the existence of "postlude" the banning of methaqualone means we are now "post-lude"

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mykie @mykie.org · 25/05/2026

She’s the “she” in “that’s what she said”

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mykie @mykie.org · 17/05/2026

You have to break a few eggs to make an omelette. That’s just how omelettes work.

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mykie @mykie.org · 24/04/2026

Saw a guy wearing a shirt that said "F*CK YOUR FEELINGS" and I'm like, "If you don't care about my feelings, why did you censor it?"

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mykie @mykie.org · 18/03/2026

Happy National Sloppy Joe day y'all

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mykie @mykie.org · 15/03/2026

search your camera roll for “hell”

Photo of an alley in Seattle near Pike Place Market, there is a cement wall with various posters and graffiti plastered about

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mykie @mykie.org · 25/02/2026

Post old memes to confuse young people

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a video game screen shows a man with a robotic face and the words all your base are belong to us

ALT: a video game screen shows a man with a robotic face and the words all your base are belong to us

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mykie @mykie.org · 03/02/2026

sneezed 3 times in a row in front of a mirror in the dark and accidentally summoned Sneezy Susan

mykie @mykie.org · 03/02/2026

if this isn't the year that finally Breaks Benjamin, then I don't know what will

mykie @mykie.org · 24/01/2026

When the Violent Femmes tell you to add it up, you add it up (also check your math)

mykie @mykie.org · 15/01/2026

Robert F Kennedeez Nuts

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mykie @mykie.org · 20/12/2025

Grinchsommar

mykie @mykie.org · 19/12/2025

One Raging Asshole Called Larry Ellison now owns your Tiktoks

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mykie @mykie.org · 04/11/2025

Walter Peck from the Environmental Protection Agency, Third District, has endorsed Andrew Cuomo, referring to Mamdani as a "consummate snowball artist."

Scene from "Ghostbusters (1984)" depicting EPA agent Walter Peck, (as portrayed by William Atherton) standing in the Ghostbusters office looking smugly at Peter Venkman (portrayed by Bill Murray) who is off-camera. Peck is wearing a navy blue suit with a red-and-white striped tie. Behind him on the wall to the right are three picture frames, containing a diploma, a cartoon, and a black-and-white photgraph.

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mykie @mykie.org · 25/10/2025

Salonpas patch? You mean “backsie pad”

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mykie @mykie.org · 16/10/2025

white people be like "i'm sorry if i mispronounce your name" and proceed to say your name in the honkiest way imaginable

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mykie @mykie.org · 08/10/2025

sorry i'm not posting here as much as i should be, my employer found out about my sloppy joe habits

mykie @mykie.org · 29/09/2025

clear urine #lifegoals

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mykie @mykie.org · 23/09/2025

Outlook invite Subject: Rapture Response: Decline meeting

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mykie @mykie.org · 23/09/2025

Sloppy Joe Steak Fries why hasn’t anyone done this yet?

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mykie @mykie.org · 20/09/2025

Are Frank Lloyd Wright and Frank Lloyd Wright the same people?

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mykie @mykie.org · 20/09/2025

Dwight Yoakam

mykie @mykie.org · 19/09/2025

vacationing is just where you eat sloppy joes in a place where you don't normally eat sloppy joes

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mykie @mykie.org · 15/09/2025

akumajo garlic

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mykie @mykie.org · 15/09/2025

everything is crazy now

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mykie @mykie.org · 14/09/2025

I shoulda taken blender lessons

mykie @mykie.org · 13/09/2025

I like A1 Sauce. Like, a lot.

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mykie @mykie.org · 13/09/2025

a Dora the Explorer arc where her grandfather is investigated for distributing peyote to minors

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mykie @mykie.org · 12/09/2025

i could but probably shouldn't

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