Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 02/08/2026TMZ should have broken this first. #ABugsLife #KashPatel 100
Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 28/07/2026The AI fan art is worth every single gallon of water stolen from a stupid dolphin. #FOBBV #BigBear #JackieAndShadow 000
Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Going 300% long $SOXL on a credit card cash cash advance to juice up end of month returns. #QQQ #ES_F 010
Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Bloomberg terminals and CNBC pro alerts are cooked. #SPX #ES_F #QQQ 011
Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Of all the rebuild projects, the pool was finished first. Priorities!! #Altadena #LosAngeles 020
Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Slow ass #ES_F morning, maybe some volatility bounce creeps into the 2nd half of the session. #StockMarket #SPX $QQQ 000
Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Unemployment housing bunkers. Former Excel mouse pushers gotta live somewhere. 000
Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Hollywood views from Griffith Observatory. #LosAngeles 030
Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Event horizons are eye candy pretty. #SpaceX $SPCX #StockMarket 000
Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 16/07/2026After a 15:1 reverse split, CEO Michael Seifert safely glides "Nazi Amazon" into the death rattle phase. #MAGAMoney #PublicSQ $PSQH #StockMarket #SPX 000
Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 14/07/2026The graveyard of battery based rides gains a new resident. All of these will eventually fail. Electric cars will eternally burn investor cash rotating around a truly stupid solution. #Lucid $LCID $TSLA $SPX #StockMarket 030
Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Does the US still offer extended bumper-to-bumper warranty plans on all current year inventory? #FighterJets #Turkey #NATO 000
Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Aaaaaand back to VWAP. #TACO reversion trades working out great (for today). #StockMarket #SPX $QQQ 000
Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Entire record, raw fire 🔥 ... "I Am The AntiChrist" and "I Am Internally Bleeding" are solid B-Sides. #TradersPlaylist #NewWaveLivesopen.spotify.com3d Printer (Vagina Version)The Dream Eaters · Year End Report · Song · 2025 010
Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Overnight session back to cuddle time with VWAP. #StockMarket #SPX $QQQ 010
Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 06/07/2026S&P500 daily chart. It's going higher. That's what markets were designed to do. Portfolio managers will never get EOY bonuses recommending short strategies to clients. #StockMarket #SPX $QQQ 120
Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 06/07/2026GrabAGun up 20% today. Too much future federal regulatory risk with the #ThoughtsAndPrayers crowd to care. $PEW ticker most likely delists in a few years once Don Jr fades off into cocaine addiction and gerbil felching. #StockMarket $SPX $QQQ 000
Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 06/07/2026If Belgium had put on their big boy cleats and paid out the appropriate $$ tribute this could have gone in their favor. Morons. #FIFA 000
Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Starting to really like Kevin Warsh. This new "less transparency / more volatility" fed policy is already making intraday charts great again. Surfs up. #SPX #QQQ #ES_F #BTFD 000
Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Do fire ants taste like flaming hot Cheetos to ant-eaters? 010
Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 01/07/2026The Great MAGA Jerk Off. #ChristianValues www.huffpost.com/entry/maga-i...huffpost.comMAGA Man Arrested For Masturbating At Trump's America 250 SpectacleThe niche social media personality was charged with "lewd, indecent, or obscene acts" after multiple witnesses reported his depraved behavior. 000
Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 24/06/2026#DTLA eScooters carry an elevated 442% exposure risk to genital warts and homelessness. 000
Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 22/06/2026SpaceDick. Failure to launch. $SPCX $QQQ #Stockmarket 010
Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Morning session charts suck ass today. Catching up on Merlin the Duck instead. apnews.com/article/worl... 010
Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 18/06/2026First support line went full Blue Origin mode for $SPCX. $SPX $QQQ 110
Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Thoughts and prayers. Another victim of Oscar Van Rhijn Asset Management. $DJT #TheGriftGames 010
Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 16/06/2026#ES_F futures swinging on the Jumbo's Clown Room UNCH pole since yesterday's close. Scalp trading paradise. #StockMarket $SPX $QQQ 000
Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 03/06/2026TAE. Kicking around since 1998. The "business model" is a forever cycle of raising private capital from suckers and setting it on fire for scientific research. 🔥 #StockMarket #DJT #TMTG 010
Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Bitcoin might be in a dumpster of razor blades, but at least it doesn't have a yearly 2.75% Kathy Wood HOA fee attached to the misery. #Bitcoin #BTC #StockMarket #SPX #QQQ 000
Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Chad Nedohin. Canadian youth pastor rallies 1000s of MAGA traders into insolvency over 5 years, still doesn't understand how lower high patterns work. Robinhood now takes credit cards. Put more tokens in the box. #DJT #TMTG #StockMarket #QQQ #SPX 010
Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 27/05/2026With the heavy adoption of LED signage at gas stations, there's zero excuse for posted prices not including 5 days of historical tick chart data and S/R lines. #CrudeOil #StockMarket 000
Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Flesh services & waste management: $MATW Bring out your dead. Requires no AI, hyper-scaling or GPUs to print cash dividends. $WM Fired tech and finance worker cubicles contain edless piles of personal refuse. @anadarkocapital.bsky.social might be on to something here. #StockMarket #SPX #QQQ 010
Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 21/05/2026"Darren T" lost $100,000 on $DJT stock and has notes for the #h8rs. #StockMarket #QQQ #SPX 000
Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Consider selling off our worst portfolio performers. Easy $850 billion in losses recouped if we auctioned off Virginia and Alabama. #FailedStates #ES_F #QQQ 010
Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 01/05/2026APR 22: PDF administration is in advanced talks for a financing package for Spirit Airlines as the carrier is facing the risk of a liquidation. #Spirit #GoldenAge #FLYYQ #SPX #QQQ 030
Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Carl Icahn strikes again. #QQQ #BillAckman #PershingSquare 000
Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 27/04/2026At one point, the Motorola DynaTAC 8000X was crushing profit margins and building out like there was no edge for tomorrow. #SPX #QQQ #ES_F $META $GOOG $ORCL 010
Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 14/04/2026The "skirmish" is resolved. Charts have recovered. Praise be. #SPX #QQQ 020
Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 08/04/2026The great 2026 #BayofTacos skirmish to protect Iran's right to $1 - $2 per barrel toll road fees. Some had to die, but the sacrifice was well worth the profit margin increase. #ES_F #CL_F #SPX #QQQ 020
Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Momentum is going into a K-Hole mode at 6820. Short scalping is the game tonight. #ES_F #CL_F #SPX #QQQ 100
Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Sold every long ES contract I had into this rip. TACO will provide more dips to buy on the next dementia dip. Dead on assessment. 👇 #ES_F #CL_F #SPX #QQQ 000
Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Bryon Noem lifted markets. Peace be upon him. #ES_F #CL_F $SPX $QQQ 000
Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Support line got spit in the face. Channel edge would be next entry area to fade shorts. #ES_F #CL_F $SPX $QQQ 010
Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Lower highs on the hourly continue stay unapproached or danced with. #BearMode #ES_F #CL_F $SPX $QQQ 000