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Myke Smith

@mykesmith.bsky.social
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Futures market enthusiast. Lover of finance chat, island views and poolside margs. #FinSky #SPX

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Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
$30k drone vs $3m missile.
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Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Wrong Christian Pantone. Request denied.
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Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
TMZ should have broken this first. #ABugsLife #KashPatel
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Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The AI fan art is worth every single gallon of water stolen from a stupid dolphin. #FOBBV #BigBear #JackieAndShadow
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Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Going 300% long $SOXL on a credit card cash cash advance to juice up end of month returns. #QQQ #ES_F
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Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Bloomberg terminals and CNBC pro alerts are cooked. #SPX #ES_F #QQQ
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Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Of all the rebuild projects, the pool was finished first. Priorities!! #Altadena #LosAngeles
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Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Slow ass #ES_F morning, maybe some volatility bounce creeps into the 2nd half of the session. #StockMarket #SPX $QQQ
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Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Unemployment housing bunkers. Former Excel mouse pushers gotta live somewhere.
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Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Hollywood views from Griffith Observatory. #LosAngeles
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Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Event horizons are eye candy pretty. #SpaceX $SPCX #StockMarket
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Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
After a 15:1 reverse split, CEO Michael Seifert safely glides "Nazi Amazon" into the death rattle phase. #MAGAMoney #PublicSQ $PSQH #StockMarket #SPX
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Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The graveyard of battery based rides gains a new resident. All of these will eventually fail. Electric cars will eternally burn investor cash rotating around a truly stupid solution. #Lucid $LCID $TSLA $SPX #StockMarket
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Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Does the US still offer extended bumper-to-bumper warranty plans on all current year inventory? #FighterJets #Turkey #NATO
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Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Aaaaaand back to VWAP. #TACO reversion trades working out great (for today). #StockMarket #SPX $QQQ
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Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Entire record, raw fire 🔥 ... "I Am The AntiChrist" and "I Am Internally Bleeding" are solid B-Sides. #TradersPlaylist #NewWaveLives
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3d Printer (Vagina Version)
The Dream Eaters · Year End Report · Song · 2025
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Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Overnight session back to cuddle time with VWAP. #StockMarket #SPX $QQQ
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Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
#DTLA
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Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
S&P500 daily chart. It's going higher. That's what markets were designed to do. Portfolio managers will never get EOY bonuses recommending short strategies to clients. #StockMarket #SPX $QQQ
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Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
GrabAGun up 20% today. Too much future federal regulatory risk with the #ThoughtsAndPrayers crowd to care. $PEW ticker most likely delists in a few years once Don Jr fades off into cocaine addiction and gerbil felching. #StockMarket $SPX $QQQ
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Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
If Belgium had put on their big boy cleats and paid out the appropriate $$ tribute this could have gone in their favor. Morons. #FIFA
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Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Starting to really like Kevin Warsh. This new "less transparency / more volatility" fed policy is already making intraday charts great again. Surfs up. #SPX #QQQ #ES_F #BTFD
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Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Do fire ants taste like flaming hot Cheetos to ant-eaters?
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Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The Great MAGA Jerk Off. #ChristianValues www.huffpost.com/entry/maga-i...
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MAGA Man Arrested For Masturbating At Trump's America 250 Spectacle
The niche social media personality was charged with "lewd, indecent, or obscene acts" after multiple witnesses reported his depraved behavior.
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Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
#DTLA eScooters carry an elevated 442% exposure risk to genital warts and homelessness.
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lleopard11.bsky.social @lleopard11.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
SpaceDick. Failure to launch. $SPCX $QQQ #Stockmarket
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Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Morning session charts suck ass today. Catching up on Merlin the Duck instead. apnews.com/article/worl...
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Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
First support line went full Blue Origin mode for $SPCX. $SPX $QQQ
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Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Thoughts and prayers. Another victim of Oscar Van Rhijn Asset Management. $DJT #TheGriftGames
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Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
#ES_F futures swinging on the Jumbo's Clown Room UNCH pole since yesterday's close. Scalp trading paradise. #StockMarket $SPX $QQQ
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Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
TAE. Kicking around since 1998. The "business model" is a forever cycle of raising private capital from suckers and setting it on fire for scientific research. 🔥 #StockMarket #DJT #TMTG
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Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Bitcoin might be in a dumpster of razor blades, but at least it doesn't have a yearly 2.75% Kathy Wood HOA fee attached to the misery. #Bitcoin #BTC #StockMarket #SPX #QQQ
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Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Chad Nedohin. Canadian youth pastor rallies 1000s of MAGA traders into insolvency over 5 years, still doesn't understand how lower high patterns work. Robinhood now takes credit cards. Put more tokens in the box. #DJT #TMTG #StockMarket #QQQ #SPX
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Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
With the heavy adoption of LED signage at gas stations, there's zero excuse for posted prices not including 5 days of historical tick chart data and S/R lines. #CrudeOil #StockMarket
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Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Flesh services & waste management: $MATW Bring out your dead. Requires no AI, hyper-scaling or GPUs to print cash dividends. $WM Fired tech and finance worker cubicles contain edless piles of personal refuse. @anadarkocapital.bsky.social might be on to something here. #StockMarket #SPX #QQQ
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Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
"Darren T" lost $100,000 on $DJT stock and has notes for the #h8rs. #StockMarket #QQQ #SPX
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Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Consider selling off our worst portfolio performers. Easy $850 billion in losses recouped if we auctioned off Virginia and Alabama. #FailedStates #ES_F #QQQ
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Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
APR 22: PDF administration is in advanced talks for a financing package for Spirit Airlines as the carrier is facing the risk of a liquidation. #Spirit #GoldenAge #FLYYQ #SPX #QQQ
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Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Carl Icahn strikes again. #QQQ #BillAckman #PershingSquare
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Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
At one point, the Motorola DynaTAC 8000X was crushing profit margins and building out like there was no edge for tomorrow. #SPX #QQQ #ES_F $META $GOOG $ORCL
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Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
The "skirmish" is resolved. Charts have recovered. Praise be. #SPX #QQQ
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Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
The great 2026 #BayofTacos skirmish to protect Iran's right to $1 - $2 per barrel toll road fees. Some had to die, but the sacrifice was well worth the profit margin increase. #ES_F #CL_F #SPX #QQQ
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Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Momentum is going into a K-Hole mode at 6820. Short scalping is the game tonight. #ES_F #CL_F #SPX #QQQ
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Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Both sides are gapping assholes?
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Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Sold every long ES contract I had into this rip. TACO will provide more dips to buy on the next dementia dip. Dead on assessment. 👇 #ES_F #CL_F #SPX #QQQ
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Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Bryon Noem lifted markets. Peace be upon him. #ES_F #CL_F $SPX $QQQ
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Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Support line got spit in the face. Channel edge would be next entry area to fade shorts. #ES_F #CL_F $SPX $QQQ
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Myke Smith @mykesmith.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Lower highs on the hourly continue stay unapproached or danced with. #BearMode #ES_F #CL_F $SPX $QQQ
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