Reposted by My FunshineThe Daily Davester (satire) @dailydavester.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Snap elections would be great. Just imagining Elon trying to quickly get $300 million out of an ATM. 161
Reposted by My FunshineThe Daily Davester (satire) @dailydavester.bsky.social · 18/04/2025It's kinda sad when your thumb doesn't go up as high as it used to. 131
Reposted by My FunshineThe Daily Davester (satire) @dailydavester.bsky.social · 15/04/2025I'm sorry, but we're so far gone that Jon lightly poking fun at this evil is just not funny. There's no comedy in this anymore; it's moved into the tragedy category. And is getting worse by the day. 1331
Reposted by My FunshineThe Daily Davester (satire) @dailydavester.bsky.social · 07/04/2025If you have a phobia about seeing dark red arrows pointing downwards, today would be a good day to turn off everything and read a good book. 011
Reposted by My FunshineThe Daily Davester (satire) @dailydavester.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Wondering how many 5-Hour Energy bottles he managed to cram into his suit coat. 051
Reposted by My FunshineThe Daily Davester (satire) @dailydavester.bsky.social · 30/03/2025His inevitable heart attack from eating McD and KFC 3 times a day really needs to hurry up and take one for democracy. 2141
Reposted by My FunshineThe Daily Davester (satire) @dailydavester.bsky.social · 30/03/2025My dog drives himself to doggy day care. 021
Reposted by My FunshineRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 12/03/2025He said he would easily end the war 24 hours after taking office, he knew exactly what to say to Putin to make it happen, and it would just take one conversation. Here we are two months in and all he has is bullshit while the killing continues. bsky.app/profile/atru... 1982344541
Reposted by My FunshineThe Daily Davester (satire) @dailydavester.bsky.social · 12/03/2025I'd advise that kid to just stay in the womb for another 4 years or so. 091
Reposted by My FunshineThe Daily Davester (satire) @dailydavester.bsky.social · 12/03/2025. They both enjoy it. Trump enjoys inflicting pain even more than he enjoyed walking into the dressing room unannounced at the Miss Teen USA pageant. 021
Reposted by My FunshineMeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 12/03/2025Democrats won a key special election yesterday and massively over performed in another, potentially indicating a shift in voter sentiment amid the chaos of the Trump administration.meidasnews.comSpecial Elections: Key Democratic Victory in Minnesota; Massive Overperformance in IowaDemocratic dominance continues at the state level since the election 20689601783
Reposted by My FunshineThe Daily Davester (satire) @dailydavester.bsky.social · 12/03/2025As long as Dems massively over-perform while Tesla stock massively under-performs, we have a shot. 2383
Reposted by My FunshineAlexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 12/03/2025It should be very clear to every Senate Democrat that any vote for Cloture will also be considered a vote for the bill. People aren’t going to be tricked with procedural games. They know exactly what is going on. Defend Medicaid. Vote NO on Cloture. NO on bill. 413190444779
Reposted by My FunshineThe Daily Davester (satire) @dailydavester.bsky.social · 12/03/20253. Also tell them to wake the fvck up and make some noise. 081
Reposted by My FunshineThe Daily Davester (satire) @dailydavester.bsky.social · 12/03/2025INFOMERCIAL COMING SOON TO LATE NIGHT TV: "Your favorite President here, coming to you from the one-and-only Oval Office to talk about the Juice-O-Matic line of juicers... " 0144
Reposted by My FunshineThe Daily Davester (satire) @dailydavester.bsky.social · 12/03/2025"Performing an appendectomy on yourself can be quick and painless." -- That Blonde Lady at The White House 031
Reposted by My FunshineThe Daily Davester (satire) @dailydavester.bsky.social · 12/03/20252:30 AM on Local TV: "Your favorite President here, coming to you from the one-and-only Oval Office to talk about the Juice-O-Matic line of juicers... " 021
Reposted by My FunshineThe Daily Davester (satire) @dailydavester.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Charlie Munger, who was Warren Buffett's long-time business partner, once said that Elon Musk is the most over-leveraged person in history. He also said that Elon's not a genius, but that he's just an incredibly lucky person to be so constantly over-leveraged and not lose it all. Hmm. 520921
Reposted by My FunshineThe Daily Davester (satire) @dailydavester.bsky.social · 12/03/2025She seems like one of at least 3 GOP Senators who constantly fall for that Nigerian Prince email scheme. 031
Reposted by My FunshineThe Daily Davester (satire) @dailydavester.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Has the doorman at Trump Tower been made Under Secretary of State yet, or is that just an obvious expectation? 0291
Reposted by My FunshineAnonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Trump declares US citizens protesting Tesla are “garbage” and that if he catches you doing it he’s going to declare you a domestic terrorist. #3E #TeslaTakeDown 8233158938
Reposted by My FunshineThe Daily Davester (satire) @dailydavester.bsky.social · 11/03/2025SALESMAN TRUMP: "What's it gonna take for me to get you into a Swasticar today?" 011
Reposted by My FunshineThe Daily Davester (satire) @dailydavester.bsky.social · 11/03/2025"Extreme US Policies" is a nice way of saying "Hit the average person in the face with a shovel for 10 minutes straight, and they'll still understand tariffs better than Donald Trump." 031
Reposted by My FunshineThe Daily Davester (satire) @dailydavester.bsky.social · 11/03/2025The National Emergency is, we need to dump Trump immediately. 01313
Reposted by My FunshineThe Daily Davester (satire) @dailydavester.bsky.social · 11/03/2025I always wonder if Trump voters are aware of this thing called the "internet" where people can research things and discover that Donald Trump is the most obvious con-man in human history. 71126
Reposted by My FunshineThe Daily Davester (satire) @dailydavester.bsky.social · 11/03/2025It's Trump's new plan: "We Must Break The Backs Of Everyone With A Backbone." 0112
Reposted by My FunshineThe Daily Davester (satire) @dailydavester.bsky.social · 11/03/2025GOP reps might as well accept the reality that they're going to be primaried no matter what, so they may as well grow a spine and do the right thing. 1293
Reposted by My Funshine𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 11/03/2025Too bad Uvalde Elementary didn’t sell Teslas. 27076497915960
Reposted by My FunshineThe Daily Davester (satire) @dailydavester.bsky.social · 11/03/2025I hope they're also "protecting" the dealership from potential buyers. 091
Reposted by My FunshineThe Daily Davester (satire) @dailydavester.bsky.social · 11/03/2025If we take our country back from Trump, they will get their jobs back. But Tesla ain't coming back. 091
Reposted by My FunshineThe Daily Davester (satire) @dailydavester.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Nah. Their spines are vacationing in Cabo. 1192
Reposted by My FunshineThe Daily Davester (satire) @dailydavester.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Just joined Bluesky. I love writing satire and dream of being able to do this full-time. A donation will help me to build a Daily Davester website. Support Independent Smart Alecks™ Donate: paypal.me/DailyDavester venmo.com/u/DailyDavester 1113
Reposted by My FunshineBarbra Streisand @barbrastreisand.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Why is the mainstream press not screaming about their exclusion from the press pool? Trump only hand selects reporters who will not ask hard questions and take dictation for his lies. Is this now state media? 60732109
Reposted by My FunshineThe Daily Davester (satire) @dailydavester.bsky.social · 28/02/2025TRUMP'S IDEAL REPORTER QUESTION: "Mr. President, I have a two-part question: One, is it possible that you're actually getting better looking every single day? And, two, do you feel like you could possibly be an even more awesome President, or are you content with your current level of awesomeness?" 062
Reposted by My FunshineThe Daily Davester (satire) @dailydavester.bsky.social · 28/02/2025It also states that people are only allowed to use the 87 words in his vocabulary. "Tremendous" "The likes of which you've never seen" "Fantastic" "Sad" (etc) 261
Reposted by My FunshineMeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 28/02/2025This article is more relevant than ever after the Trump Epstein Files release scammeidasplus.com 632136597
Reposted by My FunshineThe Daily Davester (satire) @dailydavester.bsky.social · 28/02/2025I bet Trump was in Epstein's plane as often as he was in a KFC. 1142
Reposted by My FunshineRandi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 28/02/2025If I were writing this movie, Elon's reckless destruction of US aviation safety would be the reason Air Force One goes down. 1071201139
