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My favourite text posts @myfaveposts.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
the ethics of locking in at 10:39 PM
Tweet by lolt64🕵️ @lolt64: 
the ethics of locking in at 10:39 PM 
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My favourite text posts @myfaveposts.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Toe bean queen
Tweet by Katie D @KatieDeal99: 
Me to me after one tiny mistake: you useless idiot

Me to my cat who committed 100 crimes in the past hour: my furry little angel, you are perfection my toe bean queen
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My favourite text posts @myfaveposts.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Racist relatives
Tweet by Shane @shane_oaddo: 
I imagine racist relatives practice their  arguments on thanksgiving eve like lebron doing drills before the finals
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My favourite text posts @myfaveposts.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Discover new songs
Tweet by demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon:

i don't really "discover new songs." i just let beautiful women introduce me to music and suffer the emotional damage of keeping it in the rotation long after i've fumbled them

22:42 23 Aug 25 433K Views
1,771 Reposts 124 Quotes 23.5K Likes
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My favourite text posts @myfaveposts.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Gutted
Tweet by Ed @eddo75:

Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.

8:01 AM Apr 9, 2024 1.3M Views


Reply by gilbertgrape @gilbertgra21497:

You sound forlorn


Reply by Ed @eddo75: 

gutted as well
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My favourite text posts @myfaveposts.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Marx loves you.
Everyone

Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "Marx loves you. Do you believe in Marx?"

He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Socialist or an Anarchist?" He said, "A Socialist." I said, "Me, too! Democratic Socialist or actual Communist?" He said, "Actual Communist." I said, "Me, too! What school?" He said, "Marxism." I said, "Me, too! Revolutionary Marxism or Reformist Marxism?" He said, "Revolutionary Marxism." I said, "Me, too! Revolutionary Marxism-Leninism or Revolutionary Marxism-Trotskyism?"

He said, "Revolutionary Marxism-Leninism." I said, "Me, too! Revolutionary Marxism-Leninism-Maoism, or Revolutionary Marxism-Leninism-Hoxhaism?" He said, " Revolutionary Marxism-Leninism-Maoism." I said, "Me, too!

Regular Revolutionary Marxism-Leninism-Maoism or Revolutionary Marxism-Leninism-Maoism-Gonzalo Thought?" He said, " Revolutionary Marxism-Leninism-Maoism-Gonzalo Thought." I said, "Die, liberal!" And I pushed him over.
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My favourite text posts @myfaveposts.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Email
Tweet by Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz:

I mostly stopped responding to email three years ago and aside from various consequences it's been fine

6:14 17 May 23
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My favourite text posts @myfaveposts.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Not a numbers guy
Tweet by richard @richard_normal 1d

listen, im not a numbers guy. i leave that to the nerds. im sure as hell not an ideas guy either. practical stuff? its not my bag. and personal interaction? no way pal. so what do i do? well i dont do the day to day stuff. certainly not the more high level things either.
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My favourite text posts @myfaveposts.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
TV license guy
Tweet by AJI🪐 @AjiSZN_ • 3d

What's the dumbest thing you did as a child?

Quote tweet by Suave @AjiSuave 17h

Let in the tv license guy cus I thought he came to give us more channels. He fined us for the living room tv, as he was about to leave I told him there was another tv upstairs
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My favourite text posts @myfaveposts.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
64 canaries
Tweet by Daggerlad @Daggerlad2:

Me baking a cake: I'm beginnin to feel like a cake boss, cake boss 🙂

My carbon monoxide alarm: *silent.

Took the batteries out so it would stop beeping*

My 64 canaries: blissfully quiet for once as well 🤔
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