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Patrick M. @mycroft.mkz.me · 05/06/2026

No the fuck no. bsky.app/profile/phil...

Patrick M. @mycroft.mkz.me · 28/04/2026

La nouvelle interface de "recherche" d'emploi pour les candidats de Welcome To The Jungle est une catastrophe industrielle. Il n'y est plus possible de juste chercher un job dessus.

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antirez @antirez.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

How to write good software: - Test the shit out of it. - Verify every detail if you found something odd. - Use address sanitized, Valgrind - Write integration / random tests. Many. - Make hard parts as simple as possible (threading model for instance). - Sacrifice lambs in the golden temple.

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NotPatrick @notpatrick.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

Projet de recherche d'Apple pour des robots non anthropomorphiques "expressifs" (c'est de l'IA bien sûr). En gros c'est la lampe de Pixar mais dans votre quotidien. Regardez toute la vidéo, c'est magique. www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHJa...

youtube.com

ELEGNT: Expressive and Functional Movement Design for Non-Anthropomorphic Robot

YouTube video by Joe Rossignol

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Patrick M. @mycroft.mkz.me · 04/01/2025

Despite it's January, I guess it's going to be that time of the semi-decade I'll check that my Buffy the Vampire Slayer DVDs are still running fine.

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Ornikkar @ornikkar.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

Adieu 2024

Une Phryge arrêtée par la police. La fête est terminée.

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Patrick M. @mycroft.mkz.me · 25/12/2024

Just finished this year adventofcode.com, for the 5th year in row!

An Ascii art of the Advent of code 2024, showing a big 10 with the colors of christmas.

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Sanmibor @sanmibor.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

C'est officiel : Cette année, Noël arrive une semaine en avance 😍 #Paris2024

Post Instagram de Victor Le Masne annonçant la sortie officielle de la bande son de la cérémonie d'ouverture des JO de Paris 2024, pour le 18 décembre

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WHY2025 @why2025.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

All I want for Christmas is TICKETS TO WHY2025! tickets.why2025.org

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Patrick M. @mycroft.mkz.me · 01/12/2024

Like every year, I'm learning again Rust by doing the Advent of Code: adventofcode.com/2024/ - Good luck people!

adventofcode.com

Advent of Code 2024

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Nolife @nolife.bsky.social · 18/10/2024

C'est avec une immense tristesse que nous vous annonçons la disparition de Suzuka, décédée hier des suites d'un cancer. Toutes nos pensées vont vers sa famille et ses proches pour les accompagner dans cette épreuve. Nous leur transmettrons tous vos messages.

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Patrick M. @mycroft.mkz.me · 21/04/2024

Wah. I opened twitter and just found out there was so much drama in the french devops circles

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Patrick M. @mycroft.mkz.me · 17/04/2024

Job update: I'm leaving.

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Patrick M. @mycroft.mkz.me · 14/04/2024

New criterias for job search: Making a ticketing tool mandatory & have gif files forbidden in chat.

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Patrick M. @mycroft.mkz.me · 26/03/2024

I have to deploy apps on a somewhat managed k8s cluster with broken CD, no secret management, misconfigured TLS/mTLS issuers, and I've not tried ingresses or persistent storage but I strongly believe those will fail to. I just wanna say no and leave the room.

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Patrick M. @mycroft.mkz.me · 24/03/2024

Ok so I've been working for that company for 2 weeks and it is really going bad. I plan to quit soon but really don't have the motivation to start new processes to get a new job.

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Patrick M. @mycroft.mkz.me · 31/01/2024

Companies that want to hire people to work in offices but all interviews are remote: why?

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Patrick M. @mycroft.mkz.me · 06/11/2023

Someone recently asked me to ditch IRC for discord. Today is the reason I lol'ed at him.

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Patrick M. @mycroft.mkz.me · 03/11/2023

So I got a job interview and I was told I would deploy stuff in Kubernetes from a windows workstation, I guess it’s time for me to move on and become a carpenter or an accountant or something

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Patrick M. @mycroft.mkz.me · 26/10/2023

Is DDR still a thing ?

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Patrick M. @mycroft.mkz.me · 20/10/2023

I'm currently compiling gnss-sdr to find out a set of GPS coordinates from a random hackrf capture file and this is sooo long I can write something on this website.

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Patrick M. @mycroft.mkz.me · 19/10/2023

Update: cryptography sucks. Please just use plain text for all your stuff.

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Patrick M. @mycroft.mkz.me · 19/10/2023

Hello if chatgpt is broken today it is my fault sorry for that.

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Patrick M. @mycroft.mkz.me · 17/10/2023

I still don’t have a job if that matters

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Patrick M. @mycroft.mkz.me · 15/10/2023

I reversed my first ARM binary ever tonight, and all I got was an headache.

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Patrick M. @mycroft.mkz.me · 13/10/2023

Where did I put my passport

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Patrick M. @mycroft.mkz.me · 11/10/2023

In my company, production was just shutdown to patch all curl binaries.

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Patrick M. @mycroft.mkz.me · 01/10/2023

Dear coffeemaker, automated updates are forbidden on Sunday morning after a drinky nighty so please NO NO NO

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Patrick M. @mycroft.mkz.me · 28/09/2023

I'm drinking a coca cherry.

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Patrick M. @mycroft.mkz.me · 27/09/2023

What about just shutting down the whole Intenet?

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Patrick M. @mycroft.mkz.me · 26/09/2023

I finished the animal crossing jigsaw challenge so now for my mental health please hire me

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Patrick M. @mycroft.mkz.me · 25/09/2023

Animal crossing jigsaw update: I hate animal heads.

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Patrick M. @mycroft.mkz.me · 25/09/2023

Companies: If you're gonna ghost candidates to a job, make sure to NOT send them an automated "what did you think of our process" mail. That's just rude.

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