An obvious alt account @myalthandle.bsky.social · 25/03/2026One time I was topping a guy in a dark room, and there was an... incident. Bad enough that it got on my pants even, and I gently said, "hey how about you and I go to the bathroom and clean up?" and he said "no, I'm fine. I douched before I came here. That must be someone else's" 3220
An obvious alt account @myalthandle.bsky.social · 25/03/2026It's weird to hear "take that dick you little slut" in a French accent, I'm not gonna lie 4190
An obvious alt account @myalthandle.bsky.social · 12/03/2026I mean, yeah. Every time I unlock my phone 1232
An obvious alt account @myalthandle.bsky.social · 05/03/2026A guy who was just topping me made me take off my jockstrap so it didn't "get in the way" and I was like "sorry, what do you think we're doing here?" 3300
An obvious alt account @myalthandle.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Accidentally gave my bf a black eye by smacking my cock into his face ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 8590
An obvious alt account @myalthandle.bsky.social · 20/12/2025If anyone's wondering where your bottoms all went during the next full moon, it's probably my fault 0290
An obvious alt account @myalthandle.bsky.social · 09/12/2025I'm about to top my mostly top bf, I thought you all should know 7610
An obvious alt account @myalthandle.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Proof that, despite what some people will tell you, I do top 1129329
An obvious alt account @myalthandle.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Okay, you caught me. I'm not *really* a virgin 826821
An obvious alt account @myalthandle.bsky.social · 18/11/2025If you look like this you can break into my place and take everything I own. Including my virginity 31255
An obvious alt account @myalthandle.bsky.social · 11/11/2025This isn't going to turn into one of those accounts where I, like, see which pasta shape feels the best to fuck or whatever, but a friend and I were being horny and silly 711211
An obvious alt account @myalthandle.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Man, you can really see both of my individual balls in these shorts 71723
An obvious alt account @myalthandle.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Uh oh, my hot delivery driver is almost here. Better put on clothes... 1373824
An obvious alt account @myalthandle.bsky.social · 06/11/2025I love when a bloomf posts a nude and you recognize that it was taken in another bloomf's house. You get to be happy for two people you like, who you know just got so fucking nasty with each other on their lunch break 2470
An obvious alt account @myalthandle.bsky.social · 06/11/2025I need two guys to come over. One of them sucks my dick while the other one reads me a bedtime story, and then they switch back and forth like exquisite corpse 1341334
An obvious alt account @myalthandle.bsky.social · 05/11/2025My heart is light but my cock is heavy 1946434
Reposted by An obvious alt accountJordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 05/11/2025Zohran Mamdani: We have toppled a political dynasty. I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life, but let tonight be the final time I utter his name. 71130180
An obvious alt account @myalthandle.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Porn accounts are reposting Mamdani's acceptance speech and mains are posting hog, what a day to be alive 215711
An obvious alt account @myalthandle.bsky.social · 04/11/2025I only fuck guys who vote correctly, though 1129214
An obvious alt account @myalthandle.bsky.social · 03/11/2025I love having insomnia because it means I can shamelessly flirt with hung dudes in other timezones 1180
An obvious alt account @myalthandle.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Trying to take a pic for the apps that conveys I have: 1) a pair of linen pants 2) a stuffed octopus 3) a big hard cock 11656
An obvious alt account @myalthandle.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Okay, I'm gonna start posting nudes and stuff 2420