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@myalthandle.bsky.social
1.5K followers 111 following 109 posts

Yeah, it's me. You can tell by my tattoos. But I'm gonna barely hide my face and you're gonna pretend you haven't already seen my big dick when we run into each other out at a bar or whatever. That's the social contract NYC

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An obvious alt account @myalthandle.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
One time I was topping a guy in a dark room, and there was an... incident. Bad enough that it got on my pants even, and I gently said, "hey how about you and I go to the bathroom and clean up?" and he said "no, I'm fine. I douched before I came here. That must be someone else's"
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An obvious alt account @myalthandle.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
It's weird to hear "take that dick you little slut" in a French accent, I'm not gonna lie
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An obvious alt account @myalthandle.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I mean, yeah. Every time I unlock my phone
Picture of my lock screen with an image of the dad of Pixar's Inside Out answering the door holding a coffee cup and wearing a jockstrap that says "Slut" on it. Full disclosure, I just googled "inside out dad gay porn" for the bit
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An obvious alt account @myalthandle.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
A guy who was just topping me made me take off my jockstrap so it didn't "get in the way" and I was like "sorry, what do you think we're doing here?"
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An obvious alt account @myalthandle.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
My c looked extra f last night
My cock, white claw for comparison. The white claw is barely fatter and a little shorter. Also there's some feet in the pic, for free, so enjoy that
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An obvious alt account @myalthandle.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I can't stop seeing it
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An obvious alt account @myalthandle.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Accidentally gave my bf a black eye by smacking my cock into his face ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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An obvious alt account @myalthandle.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
If anyone's wondering where your bottoms all went during the next full moon, it's probably my fault
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An obvious alt account @myalthandle.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
I'm about to top my mostly top bf, I thought you all should know
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An obvious alt account @myalthandle.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Proof that, despite what some people will tell you, I do top
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An obvious alt account @myalthandle.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Okay, you caught me. I'm not *really* a virgin
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An obvious alt account @myalthandle.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
If you look like this you can break into my place and take everything I own. Including my virginity
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An obvious alt account @myalthandle.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
This isn't going to turn into one of those accounts where I, like, see which pasta shape feels the best to fuck or whatever, but a friend and I were being horny and silly
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An obvious alt account @myalthandle.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Man, you can really see both of my individual balls in these shorts
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An obvious alt account @myalthandle.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Uh oh, my hot delivery driver is almost here. Better put on clothes...
Me in a Nasty Pig shredder and grey shorts that very clearly show off my cock and balls
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An obvious alt account @myalthandle.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
I love when a bloomf posts a nude and you recognize that it was taken in another bloomf's house. You get to be happy for two people you like, who you know just got so fucking nasty with each other on their lunch break
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An obvious alt account @myalthandle.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
I need two guys to come over. One of them sucks my dick while the other one reads me a bedtime story, and then they switch back and forth like exquisite corpse
It's nighttime. I'm sleepy on the couch but my hard dick is out. I don't wanna brag but it looks real pretty, and eminently suckable
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An obvious alt account @myalthandle.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
My heart is light but my cock is heavy
Naked bathroom mirror selfie, I'm soft but that can change if you tell me I'm a good boy
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Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 05/11/2025
Zohran Mamdani: We have toppled a political dynasty. I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life, but let tonight be the final time I utter his name.
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An obvious alt account @myalthandle.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Porn accounts are reposting Mamdani's acceptance speech and mains are posting hog, what a day to be alive
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An obvious alt account @myalthandle.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I feel like I did my part 😌
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An obvious alt account @myalthandle.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I only fuck guys who vote correctly, though
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An obvious alt account @myalthandle.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
I love having insomnia because it means I can shamelessly flirt with hung dudes in other timezones
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An obvious alt account @myalthandle.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
What's up?
It's my butt, up in the air, on the bed. You can't see *hole* exactly, but you can see the idea of it. I'm wearing that Coyote matching harness, sock, jock combo that all the gays like so much, in red
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An obvious alt account @myalthandle.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Trying to take a pic for the apps that conveys I have: 1) a pair of linen pants 2) a stuffed octopus 3) a big hard cock
It's me. I've got a pair of white linen pants on, there's a stuffed octopus in the background, and my dick is hard, sticking out to the left, as it often does when it's hard in pants
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An obvious alt account @myalthandle.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Okay, I'm gonna start posting nudes and stuff
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