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Myaknows

@myaknows.bsky.social
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Secular Saint on a mission to live life more abundantly. 〽️✝️🩷💚🍊☕️🍾📖♊️🐝

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Myaknows @myaknows.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Everything is a conspiracy when you don’t know how anything works.
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Myaknows @myaknows.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I love forcing my friends to center themselves. Take the humility ish somewhere else!
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Myaknows @myaknows.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
The hyper-fixation did not end. Literally the only thing I accomplished all year and I couldn’t be more pleased with myself.
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Myaknows @myaknows.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
My last pic of 2025
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Myaknows @myaknows.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Holiday fun with a few of my cousins
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Myaknows @myaknows.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
I saw someone say olivia dean sun, kehlani moon, cleo sol rising, jhenè aiko venus… let me find which houses sza and ken the man are in & my chart is complete.
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Myaknows @myaknows.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Random man on a bike: “Damn I know that ass fat.” Me turning to walk down the wrong street because it is absolutely not fat and I was too embarrassed to face that truth.
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ᴍɪᴋᴀʏᴇʟ ᴍʏᴇʀs @chaclo.blacksky.app · 25/09/2025
Intention and ACTION will always set you apart.
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Myaknows @myaknows.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Allergies are kicking my butt! Random co-worker asked me twice in a meeting was I ok because he said it sounded like I was sniffing, and now I’m trying to see if he’s married. Imagine the bar for men being so low that basic decency & concern is making me feral.
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Myaknows @myaknows.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
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Myaknows @myaknows.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
My outside summer became non-existent as soon as the thermostat hit 90 degrees. I will try again in the fall.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 16/06/2025
The number one responsibility of Black people under fascism … keep your job and your benefits
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jerk punani 🇯🇲 @kennedialy.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Being the oldest daughter is exhausting.
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Myaknows @myaknows.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
I was correct
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Myaknows @myaknows.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Godson asked if I was his fairy godmother, and now I’m getting a tiara and a wand because I take this job seriously.
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Myaknows @myaknows.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
My grandparents think I know how to do everything and I have to hit them with a “I’m just a girl” because I’m not spending my free time on the phone arguing with service providers for you.
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Myaknows @myaknows.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I would like to recommend that we bring back the witch trials, but for adulterous men. These folks keep up with this egregious behavior because there are no consequences. I bet it stops if we start burning them at the stake.
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Myaknows @myaknows.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I made the macaroni for Sunday dinner and will be acting accordingly.
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Webvixen @webvixen.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Happy Easter 🐰
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Myaknows @myaknows.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Millennials
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Myaknows @myaknows.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
One of the most beautiful things that faith has taught me is decision making. If I believe that all things work for my good, then there are no wrong decisions. God (Spirit, the Universe, or whatever you believe in) ensures every decision I make is a blessing. And yes, lessons are blessings.
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Myaknows @myaknows.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Devil in a Blue Dress. 10/10 movie, no notes.
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Myaknows @myaknows.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Being quiet is literally always an option.
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Myaknows @myaknows.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I just heard a room full of people from Baltimore sing happy birthday.
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Myaknows @myaknows.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
The men are cutting their hair! If the low cut caesar with the deep waves is making a comeback I might have to step outside this summer.
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Myaknows @myaknows.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
80’s Babies… where y’all at? 1988 😊
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Myaknows @myaknows.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
I had a love/hate relationship with working with this man, because we were going to have a good time but he was probably going to embarrass us 🤦🏾‍♀️. So glad that the Grizz are retiring his jersey, because he made being a Grizz fan fun.
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Myaknows @myaknows.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Tony Allen always being himself no matter the occasion will always be refreshing and hilarious.
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Myaknows @myaknows.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
An older, southern black lady is always gonna insert herself into something that ain’t got a thing to do with her. I can’t wait to get my pass to mind other people’s business.
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Myaknows @myaknows.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
YN R&B is absolutely diabolical, and nothing brings me more joy than singing about the dead opps to an old school beat.
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Myaknows @myaknows.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
2021-2024
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Myaknows @myaknows.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Me when I say I’m busy or already had plans…
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Myaknows @myaknows.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
New hobby…leaving my unhinged thoughts in random peoples tik tok comments instead of posting them on the skyline.
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Myaknows @myaknows.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I’m updating my red flag questionnaire to include: What are your thoughts on Jesus? …. Beyonce? ….the Duchess of Sussex? …Drake? Easy ways to clock racism, misogyny and self-hate.
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Myaknows @myaknows.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Life really is about the simple things because I’ve never experienced a more perfect bite of food than a grilled cheese with smoked Gouda and salami on brioche toast, with a little dollop of whole grain mustard. I should have taken a pic but I killed that sandwich.
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Myaknows @myaknows.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
It’s so predictable that there is a specific demographic of women with negative reviews of Meghan Markle’s new show.
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Myaknows @myaknows.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I’m curious to see how long it will take ppl to realize that there are no heroes. Decades of Hollywood propaganda have us believing that our leaders will save us, but there are no gladiators in suits in real life.
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Orange Dick Tater Hater @realbiscuitspaw.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
In the zone
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Myaknows @myaknows.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Me after completing my updated 2025 reading goal this weekend, because I know this hyper-fixation will end as soon as the weather gets warmer and the Sun stays out for most of the day.
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Myaknows @myaknows.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
😊 💳
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Myaknows @myaknows.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I’m realizing that some people like to live in chaos. Quick, easy, simple solutions are right there and they’d rather complain and be stressed instead of make decisions.
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Myaknows @myaknows.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
My TikTok algorithm has discovered that I’m a Beyhive, Christian, INFJ, hyperfeminine, book-obsessed, neurodivergent girlie and I’m annoyed.
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Myaknows @myaknows.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I’m just going to reshare this every time a new viral video sparks the gender wars conversations.
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Myaknows @myaknows.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Kindle recommending a book titled “I Accidentally Summoned a Demon Boyfriend” has me looking back through my read list to see where I went wrong.
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Myaknows @myaknows.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
My niece cannot get pronouns right and I’m like girl just use they.
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Myaknows @myaknows.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Someone please teach the girls about sheer stockings. I’m so sick of seeing ppl ruin outfits with these black tights. Bring back pantyhose!
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Myaknows @myaknows.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Crack making a comeback is how you know this is about to be one of the worst seasons of America.
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Myaknows @myaknows.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
My Idol 🤎🤎
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Myaknows @myaknows.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Y’all need to be at work! SMDH
Screen shot of Ticketmaster queue for Beyoncé’s Cowboy Carter tour.
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