Wren 🩷💛🩵 @mxwren.bsky.social · 5hSometimes I’m scrolling TikTok and an ad pops up for underwear, it’s just a really hot lady butt… and I panic and think I’m on BlueSky. 070
Wren 🩷💛🩵 @mxwren.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Full disclosure: I did not lay on my bed naked reading. But I did read the first 100 or pages of this and it’s delightful. 0183
Wren 🩷💛🩵 @mxwren.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I found this zine today, and has there ever been a more perfect title? 040
Wren 🩷💛🩵 @mxwren.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Was extra social last night. Going to stay in and read tonight. If you know what I mean. 😉 38910
Wren 🩷💛🩵 @mxwren.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Sucking cock is great. But have you ever had someone sit on your face? 🫦🤤🥵🫶🏻 131
Wren 🩷💛🩵 @mxwren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Just came watching a super sensual pegging video. I want to tell you I watched the whole thing… but girl… I did not make it. 😉 I did watch her make him cum. Ugh. 1142
Wren 🩷💛🩵 @mxwren.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Excellent work by the algorithm here. @onamissionary.bsky.social and (of course) @poppybird.bsky.social 2110
Wren 🩷💛🩵 @mxwren.bsky.social · 07/09/2026There’s no ethical consumption under capitalism, I mutter to myself as I buy a cute jacket simply because it’ll make me look like an Owala bottle. 041
Wren 🩷💛🩵 @mxwren.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I like vintage dresses When the fall just below my knees I pretend I scraped them Climbing in the trees 0150
Wren 🩷💛🩵 @mxwren.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I’m finally home. Who thinks I should tie up, blindfold, and eat out my wife? 🙋🏼♀️ 3205
Wren 🩷💛🩵 @mxwren.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I really don’t want to root for Spain, but I *really* don’t want Argentina to win. 2202
Wren 🩷💛🩵 @mxwren.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Ugh… if only. I’m going to play with her tonight. (Can’t believe I’m posting this) 180
Wren 🩷💛🩵 @mxwren.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I’m alone. I’m in bed. My dildo is on the other side of the room. 3263
Wren 🩷💛🩵 @mxwren.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Anxiety subsiding… maybe all I need is a good railing in a sundress (the being outside part is implied by the sundress part). Despite the gif, the gender of the individual doing the railing is totally up to them. 3181
Wren 🩷💛🩵 @mxwren.bsky.social · 21/06/2026I have a lot of anxiety right now and pretty sure the only fix is to be tied down and fingered. 6361
Wren 🩷💛🩵 @mxwren.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Happy Summer Solstice ☀️ I hope you’re all enjoying the longest day as much as I am… the water is a little chilly though 😂 3929
Wren 🩷💛🩵 @mxwren.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Someone tell @jamellebouie.net that he’s just spotted the Millennial Queen in the wild. 👸🏼 010
Wren 🩷💛🩵 @mxwren.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I’m laying here with a butt plug in and kind of forgot I had it in, so what I’m saying is, I think I need something bigger. 😬 4636
Wren 🩷💛🩵 @mxwren.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Was sitting at a cafe for lunch. Two young women behind me were discussing sexism in their church. Seems the sexism, “doesn’t make it easy to serve you” and “We are supposed to submit” and suddenly all of my kinks feel icky. 1291
Wren 🩷💛🩵 @mxwren.bsky.social · 10/06/2026The girls will understand: I’m totally in the mood for this, but also not horny at all. 🤷🏼♀️ 1192
Wren 🩷💛🩵 @mxwren.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Gadget was absolutely a cannon event for me. Anyone else? 1120
Wren 🩷💛🩵 @mxwren.bsky.social · 29/05/2026When she says “omgpleaseputsomeclotheson” but my name is “Good Girl” so idk who the fuck that is 😉 3362
Wren 🩷💛🩵 @mxwren.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Why is it that whenever I’m in the woods, all I want to do is be naked? 3546
Wren 🩷💛🩵 @mxwren.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Maybe if I show my leg y’all give me a slutty book recommendation or two. 1120
Wren 🩷💛🩵 @mxwren.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Wren in nature. Make yours here: science.nasa.gov/specials/you... 150
Wren 🩷💛🩵 @mxwren.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Finished the onboarding documents for my new job; totally getting ready to celebrate 😉 Also: I really hope this account doesn’t show up on a background check. If it does, everyone play it cool. We were just taking about sports! Yeah. That’s it. 2776
Wren 🩷💛🩵 @mxwren.bsky.social · 19/05/2026I kind of forgot how horny yall make me during my, um, sabbatical. I need to… log off for the night. 4330
Wren 🩷💛🩵 @mxwren.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Starting a new job in a few weeks… so, of course, I had to order myself a new journal to go along with it. I can’t wait until it gets here. Will definitely use it this time. Absolutely will. Totally will. 2284
Wren 🩷💛🩵 @mxwren.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Recently acquired glasses for the first time in my life, and kind of wanted to share them here… so I uploaded a photo to some AI (totally safe, I’m sure) and not only do I look so fuckable in these glasses, makes me look a decade younger. Personally, I think AI is just trying to flatter me. 4270
Wren 🩷💛🩵 @mxwren.bsky.social · 12/05/2026I’m glad I’m back, because I can tell you all that right now all I want is to be tied down to the side of a bed with a cutie riding my face while I’m being perfectly normal and in conspicuous in public. 3686
Wren 🩷💛🩵 @mxwren.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Though, don’t you look at that and think, maybe a little taste?? 👅 1381
Wren 🩷💛🩵 @mxwren.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Someone needy woke me up early this morning… so I’ve already had a good day 😊 1736
Wren 🩷💛🩵 @mxwren.bsky.social · 10/11/2025I keep turning myself on every time I think about how I masturbated in the woods this weekend. 2384
Wren 🩷💛🩵 @mxwren.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Went for a walk in the woods on my business trip lunch break because I had a taco that needed some attention 😈🍂🍁 Have I mentioned how much I ✨love✨ being outside in the fall?? 💦 091