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Professor Maria S. Cranberry

@mxsaturn.gay
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Professor Maria S. Cranberry @mxsaturn.gay · 24/10/2026
picture this but a middle aged woman
Wally from Twin Peaks The Return. It's Michael Cera dressed like a 50s biker. His jacket is embroidered Wally
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Professor Maria S. Cranberry @mxsaturn.gay · 24/10/2026
picture this but a hot lady
russel crowe dressed all in black, i think he's playing a priest? and he's riding a white and red vespa
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Professor Maria S. Cranberry @mxsaturn.gay · 22/10/2026
yeah man sorry for not being psychic
a sudoku grid with a 1 and 3 revealed in the same column. There are a number of grey lines snaking around the puzzle, as well as some black and white dots. Normally these grey lines would have color to indicate how the numbers on the line relate, but you're literally supposed to deduce it now, somehow.
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Professor Maria S. Cranberry @mxsaturn.gay · 22/10/2026
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Professor Maria S. Cranberry @mxsaturn.gay · 21/10/2026
just realized i have everything i need already for halloween
a cutout of John Lennon in that one photo where he's taking a really big step. He's wearing all denim, at least 2 hats, round glasses, and holding a little ciggie
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Professor Maria S. Cranberry @mxsaturn.gay · 16/10/2026
lmao i just fell down a trap door???
the trap door room in sudoku mansion. it is a row of 7 cells???
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Professor Maria S. Cranberry @mxsaturn.gay · 16/10/2026
they're calling her the sudoku sicko
a 9x9 sudoku grid that is partialy filled in, as well as tiled with 9 different colors. it's an irregular sudoku puzzle in which the inner regions are more L-shaped than 3x3 squares.
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Professor Maria S. Cranberry @mxsaturn.gay · 11/10/2026
the sin of vanity
Fran is smiling on the porch. She's wearing a cozy black cardigan, a pink camisole that make her tits pop, green glasses with rose lenses, and a purple beret. I think the photo is out of focus but I have bad eyesight so things just often look like that. Sorry if so
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Professor Maria S. Cranberry @mxsaturn.gay · 01/10/2026
it's delightful on the timeline too
the ghostes, the g is slightly cut off on the bottom
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Professor Maria S. Cranberry @mxsaturn.gay · 01/10/2026
yeah..
Mr Brain's 6 Pork Faggots (656g)
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Professor Maria S. Cranberry @mxsaturn.gay · 01/10/2026
piss baby
blocked by Aaron Rodericks
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Professor Maria S. Cranberry @mxsaturn.gay · 25/09/2026
muting myself so I don't have to see my shit
Dora Standpipe, from the Dover Boys, is covering her eyes and kind of dabbing
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Professor Maria S. Cranberry @mxsaturn.gay · 24/09/2026
leave my divorced ass alone!!!!
Youtube thumbnail:
THE DYING PHOTO INDUSTRY
It's Your Fault the Photography Industry is Dying
Vanessa Joy and Vanessa Joy Wedding Photography
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Professor Maria S. Cranberry @mxsaturn.gay · 13/09/2026
you’re right and you should say it
nazi bar lesson applies to tattoo parlors
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Professor Maria S. Cranberry @mxsaturn.gay · 06/09/2026
how i feel after repeatedly dropping and spilling weed this morning
Uncle Jack from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. He has two giant hands over his own like gloves, duct taped to his suit
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Professor Maria S. Cranberry @mxsaturn.gay · 06/09/2026
this could be me
a crude cgi rendering of a hairless beige human being. a grey infinity symbol looking thing is on their head
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Professor Maria S. Cranberry @mxsaturn.gay · 01/09/2026
happy spooky season ☺️
a candle burning next to a rose. in orange, “autism…”
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Professor Maria S. Cranberry @mxsaturn.gay · 01/09/2026
good NORGing
NORG from final fantasy 8
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Professor Maria S. Cranberry @mxsaturn.gay · 30/08/2026
l am doing a CHAOS check in. 
showing support for one another. I 
need SIX jacks to post, not share, 
this message to show you are always 
there to kill chaos if someone needs 
it lets go gentlemen...
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Professor Maria S. Cranberry @mxsaturn.gay · 13/08/2026
scarf is coming along ok!
the beginnings of a green and white knit scarf with a checked pattern
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Professor Maria S. Cranberry @mxsaturn.gay · 12/08/2026
Kitt has sent me Frank/Charlie yaoi. 
K: I,
me: fuck
K: There’s something for everyone
me: I’m
K: There’s more
me: maybe it’s for me
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Professor Maria S. Cranberry @mxsaturn.gay · 10/08/2026
meet the Yarn Man
A ball of yarn poking through a knit tube, still on its knitting needles. It kinda looks like a little guy in an abstract way
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Professor Maria S. Cranberry @mxsaturn.gay · 09/08/2026
something beautiful happened
the post above this one: “I don't like when people think Being A Dick is the same thing as Having Balls.
It's not. Not even close. In fact there's a Vas Deferens between them.”
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Professor Maria S. Cranberry @mxsaturn.gay · 07/08/2026
i’m convinced the restaurant Good Times is secretly christian. the “t” is really suspicious
logo for Good Times Burgers & Rrozen Custard. the t in times is lower case despite it being capitalized in the name of the company. A mere stylistic choice, or something more sinister? You decide.
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Professor Maria S. Cranberry @mxsaturn.gay · 05/08/2026
Bono's pov
A shot from Star Trek: The Next Generation from the episode with the glasses that get you addicted to a video game and control your mind. You know, the gooner goggles. Worf, Beverley, Jean-Luc, Deanna, and Will are all looking down at you, partially covered by a weird grid-based game with funnels and disks.
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Professor Maria S. Cranberry @mxsaturn.gay · 05/08/2026
Extreme closeup of Agrippa Maintainer, a character from Turn A Gundam, who is a dark-skinned man wearing a bright yellow visor. His eyes appear red through the lens.
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Professor Maria S. Cranberry @mxsaturn.gay · 05/08/2026
Time Magazine cover with Bill Gates, Bono, and Melinda Gates, in that order, for so me reason. Bill is smiling, Bono is glowering through a weird purple visor, and Melinda looks to be dissociating lightly.
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Professor Maria S. Cranberry @mxsaturn.gay · 30/07/2026
Comic panel of Garnet and Steven from Steven Universe. Garnet has her hand on Steven’s shoulder and is saying “I think we’re gonna have to kill this guy, Steven.” Steven looks distraught and says “damn”
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Professor Maria S. Cranberry @mxsaturn.gay · 27/07/2026
What’s your sign?
Acrostic for KARATE on a sign
Kids
Adults
Real
Anti Abduction
T 🥋 (it’s actually a silhouette of a karate kick but there’s no emoji for that)
Everyone
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Professor Maria S. Cranberry @mxsaturn.gay · 25/07/2026
pepis and hot sauce
Youtube thumbnail for a video called “pepis and hot sauce”
The thumbnail shows an older man with a grey beard, mouth open presumably mid-speech. The room he is in could be described as heavily wood-paneled.
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Professor Maria S. Cranberry @mxsaturn.gay · 24/07/2026
why is it so hot it’s not even 9am
Fran is suffering shirtless (cut off at the shoulders) with messy hair and a flushed face
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Professor Maria S. Cranberry @mxsaturn.gay · 15/07/2026
hi cuties
Fran! I’m wearing my pink cap, semi-rimless cat eye glasses, and a dark blue dress. They make my eyes look gorgeous tbh
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Professor Maria S. Cranberry @mxsaturn.gay · 15/07/2026
Khan
the white guy pharaoh meme
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Professor Maria S. Cranberry @mxsaturn.gay · 12/07/2026
getting a lot of mileage out of this today
screenshot from the soup with joel mchale. the little green screen tv says COOL STORY, HORRIBLE BITCH!
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Professor Maria S. Cranberry @mxsaturn.gay · 12/07/2026
screenshot from the soup with joel mchale. the little green screen tv says COOL STORY, HORRIBLE BITCH!
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Professor Maria S. Cranberry @mxsaturn.gay · 11/07/2026
face I'm submitting for my Bluesky verification
Sayla Mass wearing sunglasses
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Professor Maria S. Cranberry @mxsaturn.gay · 09/07/2026
Post a random picture or else everything will go bonkers in July.
a random youtube thumbnail with badly ai generated graphics. The title is Why You’re Hearing Ringing in Your Ears Right Now. The image says NOT TINNITUS and is visually implying the source is aliens
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Professor Maria S. Cranberry @mxsaturn.gay · 06/07/2026
thinking about Her again...
Rottytops from the Shantae games, a smiling green zombie woman in cutoff shorts, a purple crop top, skull earrings, boots, and a yellow headband.
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Professor Maria S. Cranberry @mxsaturn.gay · 06/07/2026
it's important to have strong feminine role models

Kurukulla, the dakini of magic and attraction, who is red, dancing on a corpse while holding a bow and arrow. She is wearing a crown of skulls, a mala of severed heads, and a skirt made of a tiger skin. She is surrounded by wisdom fire and she has a semi-fierce expression on her face.
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Professor Maria S. Cranberry @mxsaturn.gay · 25/06/2026
the shirt in question
Vegeta in a pink short sleeved shirt with BADMAN on the back
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Professor Maria S. Cranberry @mxsaturn.gay · 23/06/2026
phase three
the moon from i saw the tv glow. it has a very angry face
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Professor Maria S. Cranberry @mxsaturn.gay · 23/06/2026
phase two
George Bluth dressed as god in the Creation of Adam, arm outstretched. a reference to Kefka in ff6 i guess
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Professor Maria S. Cranberry @mxsaturn.gay · 23/06/2026
phase one
Baron Harkonnen from Dune. It’s the scene where he’s levitating while wearing a very long black robe so he looks like he’s three times his normal height
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Professor Maria S. Cranberry @mxsaturn.gay · 14/06/2026
🗨️
Light Yagami, implying he is saying the quoted post
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Professor Maria S. Cranberry @mxsaturn.gay · 12/06/2026
repost if you agree
FCKH8 thing with a black and white picture of jennifer lawrence. in pink it says:
“GAY RIGHTS!”
-JENNIFER LAWRENCE,
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Professor Maria S. Cranberry @mxsaturn.gay · 10/06/2026
this is the other kind of youtube rec i get
thumbnail of a snowy night scene. There is a lone house, covered in snow. Next to it, towering over it, is what appears to be a man's face, head, and part of his shoulders made out of snow. the vibe is very creepy. when i first saw it i thought it was garland from twin peaks
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Professor Maria S. Cranberry @mxsaturn.gay · 10/06/2026
thx youtube wizard
Youtube thumbnail with the caption If You're Seeing This, You're so lucky! The thumbnail said YOU'RE SO LUCKY! at the top and features a smiling white man with a beard and long brown hair holding a crystal. A green halo and rainbow light shooting from his left hand have been photoshopped in. I mean, presumably it's not real light
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Professor Maria S. Cranberry @mxsaturn.gay · 03/06/2026
you would not believe how im feeling now
frame from Gundam 079 where a laser has fully pierced Kycillia’s head. The colors are very blown out because laser explosion
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Professor Maria S. Cranberry @mxsaturn.gay · 03/06/2026
woke up at 2 with a migraine
Kycillia shooting Gihren in the head with a big ass laser
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Professor Maria S. Cranberry @mxsaturn.gay · 02/06/2026
guys i’m going to have a mentor. i’m going to be a mentee
a manatee floating just below the surface of the blue water
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