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Max Powley

@mxp.bsky.social
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Tech/games comms, wrestling mark, and distributor of Alan Partridge memes. Tokyo Drift is the best one.

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Max Powley @mxp.bsky.social · 14m
"Most people don’t want to think about politics so they don’t." Yes, and that's basically the reason for why we're in the mess we are. 🙃
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Max Powley @mxp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
because why not
A screenshot of the profile customisation screen in Gears of War E-Day. The section is titled “menu music“. Four tracks are shown as being available, including “Gears of War: COG“, “Gears of War E-Day”, “Gears of War: Locust”, “Metallica”. When equipping quote Metallica“, it lists the song as “For Whom the Bell Tolls - instrumental”
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Max Powley @mxp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That’s literally how it is engineered to work. It cannot read your prompts or what it says.
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Max Powley @mxp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This team better be called Gravity Hammer
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Max Powley @mxp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Reeder 2, if you’re on macOS/iOS. Highly recommended.
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Max Powley @mxp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
An image of Paul McCartney in the “Hope for the Future“ video for the game Destiny. He is singing and a Ghost is pictured just to his right looking directly at him. An extraterrestrial landscape is behind him.
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Max Powley @mxp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just saw this. What an experience! Hope you enjoyed it as much as we did 😄
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Max Powley @mxp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Live from London… 👀 #SNLUK
A photo of an ‘SNL UK’ access wristband coloured with black and white diagonal stripes with the SNL UK logo in black over it. It’s wrapped around my wrist. 
A photo of a TV showing the colourful adapting SNL UK logo on bokeh lighting taken from an oblique side angle in a dark room.
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Max Powley @mxp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
No
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Max Powley @mxp.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Agreed. That’s the line and it’s staying there.
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Max Powley @mxp.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I wanna say 2004-ish? Everything felt more tightly scoped, more fun and daring - and I think by virtue of the industry size at the time, it was still small enough to feel like this cool counter-culture thing you could strongly identify with on a personal level that the mainstream didn’t ‘get’
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Max Powley @mxp.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Warrior’s Dance 2. 16 years in the making. #TheProdigy
A photo of the main stage at The Prodigy Warrior’s Dance Festival 2026 with a very large crowd of onlookers as the sun sets.
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Max Powley @mxp.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Was trying to order a curry and threw my phone into the air. Burnham must resign.
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Max Powley @mxp.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
my phone rn
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Loud Noises Meme
ALT: Loud Noises Meme
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Max Powley @mxp.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Almost eclipse time! Wonder if we’ll get a bunch of superheroes with activated latent abilities like before.
A promo shot of the TV show Heroes featuring the main cast from the first season.
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Max Powley @mxp.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
It’s like a bit of weird art
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
the last line of patrick stewart's article
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Max Powley @mxp.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Always used Moo.com without issue
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Max Powley @mxp.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The ironic thing about this silly take is that high frame rates can be incredible for films too, and we should have more of them.
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Max Powley @mxp.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Shaken, not stirred?
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Max Powley @mxp.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
If it's an artisanal baguette, you could get a good arc on that. But a supermarket whopper? No chance.
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Max Powley @mxp.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Max Powley @mxp.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Just FYI, best to avoid doing this. Even though it may look like bold text, you’ve converted this text into mathematic Unicode characters. That means it can’t be read out loud or processed by screen readers for people who may need it. www.rnib.org.uk/living-with-...
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Screen reading software
If you're affected by sight loss, we're here for you
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Mike Diver @mikediver.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
No.
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Max Powley @mxp.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Burnham’s not even PM yet and he’s already more of the same. How utterly disappointing.
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Max Powley @mxp.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
A screenshot of the 'That's The Real Quiz' scene from The Office featuring David, Gareth, and Chris but changed to read 'That's the real final'
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Max Powley @mxp.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I'm a few episodes into this and it's just so brilliant.
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Max Powley @mxp.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
He’s become party leader. Not PM until Monday.
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Max Powley @mxp.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
lmao it looks like a Dyson hand dryer for the hulk
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Max Powley @mxp.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
as a Brit I'm fine with this, please go ahead
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Max Powley @mxp.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This will be brilliant. Congrats @apzonerunner.com @vgtomo.bsky.social 🎉
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Max Powley @mxp.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Always wanted to listen to a EULA sponsored by BetterHelp
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Max Powley @mxp.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This right here is why journalism is so critical, and why you need to pay for your newspapers and paywalls.
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Max Powley @mxp.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Always amusing when the right frames Bluesky as 'progressive' or 'liberal' because it's *not* an algorithmic disinformation hellscape. You're so close to working it out, you can do it.
An excerpt from the linked article that reads, "She's certainly right about that. Abuse and misinformation are everywhere on X. Foreign bots run amok; there are entire factories in Russia and elsewhere which exist to drive misinformation and stir up hate on X and other social media."
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Max Powley @mxp.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
A screenshot of an episode of ‘The Rest Is Entertainment’ titled ‘Could Kathy Burke Be Bond?’ in a podcast app.
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Max Powley @mxp.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
please never stop fun policing
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Max Powley @mxp.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Wrote a thing about the PC industry and what it's going through right now. We need PCs! mxp.one/the-pc-era-m...
mxp.one
The PC era might be ending
If you're not already a subscriber of the marvellous BBC Archive YouTube channel, you should be—not least because of this gem from The Learning Zone they published a few weeks back showing a couple of...
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Max Powley @mxp.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I can’t believe I’m only just now learning about this.
A photo of the PS4 box of ‘Fort Boyard’
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Max Powley @mxp.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Trackrooms
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Max Powley @mxp.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
A screenshot of Dom in Gears of War 3. He’s about to drive out of a tunnel.
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Max Powley @mxp.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
‘Breaks’? 😬
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Andy Kelly @ultrabrilliant.xyz · 16/05/2026
Al from Stath Lets Flats.
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Max Powley @mxp.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Leon helping Grace in Resident Evil: Requiem:
A tweet from ‘Sweet Nector’ stating, “Does anyone have any idea what this thing is used for?”… with a picture of typewriter ribbon. Lord Sugar quote tweets, “type writer ribbon”.
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Max Powley @mxp.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
🎶 Come to Snacktooth Island and discover its Bugsnax 🎶
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Max Powley @mxp.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
👀
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Max Powley @mxp.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Jamie Oliver today:
Walter White in Breaking Bad, “I won” scene.
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Max Powley @mxp.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
A picture of the awkward look monkey puppet meme100% gamerscore for Avatar: TLA on Xbox 360
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Max Powley @mxp.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Always wondered what Sir Alan is up to when the candidates are waiting in reception.
A tweet with the text, “what bid [sic] he drink.” with a picture of someone drinking from a straw and a puzzle to work out which cup it’s connected to: water, milk, tea, or juice. Alan Sugar replies, “milk”. A tweet with the text, “does anyone have any idea which fruit is this?” with a picture of some peach slices. Alan Sugar replies, “peach”. A tweet with the text, “I’ll bet you won’t recognize this — but if you do, you’ve clearly got some serious expertise!” with a picture of a can opener. Alan Sugar replies, “opens can foods like sardines”. A tweet with the text, “Today’s #retro #memory ! Who remembers these ! Personally I’d rather not lol 🤮 🤮 ” with a picture of Victory biscuits. Alan Sugar replies, “special taste required”.
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Max Powley @mxp.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
That credits song tho 🔥
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Max Powley @mxp.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
#SNLUK is absolutely everything I hoped it’d be. Phenomenal stuff.
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