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white is the color of death @mxowl.bsky.social · 14/03/2024

“But without a car how will I get groceries????” Sounds like a skill issue.

A bike parked on a brick street, loaded with groceries. One side bag is filled with stuff, the other has a huge pack of toilet paper. There is an even huger pack of paper towels strapped to the top rack. There is a helmet hanging off the handle bars — bike safe everyone!

white is the color of death @mxowl.bsky.social · 24/02/2024

This isn’t relevant to what I’m saying. In fact, focusing in anti trans rhetoric is an attempt to counteract this dip in support.

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white is the color of death @mxowl.bsky.social · 22/02/2024

Share where you’re at via meme format.

A 90s Microsoft Office clipart style image. Text is: Born to say “FUCK OFF”. Forced to say “Good catch! I will fix it in the next commit, thanks!”

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white is the color of death @mxowl.bsky.social · 05/02/2024

on my way to Bluesky to post something important

That famous photo of Bigfoot. A large bipedal ape-like creature in mid stride, looking toward the camera. They’re walking among rocks and dead branches and there is dense foliage in the background. The photo is washed out and blurry.

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white is the color of death @mxowl.bsky.social · 16/01/2024

Quote this with who you would be in Star Trek

Yogurt, a character from the movie Spaceballs, played by Mel Brooks (who also co-wrote, directed, and produced the movie). A short man with long scraggly white hair, long pointed ears, a ridged forehead, and shiny gold skin. He’s wearing a green velour robe with gold piping. He is a parody of Yoda; the movie is a parody of the original Star Wars trilogy.

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white is the color of death @mxowl.bsky.social · 29/12/2023

Fairly certain it’s in reference to this:

Screenshot of news article. Text is:

South Africa files case at ICJ accusing Israel of 'genocidal acts' in Gaza

Israel, which has been accused of meting out collective punishment on Palestinians, has rejected the case at the UN court

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white is the color of death @mxowl.bsky.social · 28/12/2023

Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2024?

Folk hero George Santos giving a sassy buh-bye to Congress.

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white is the color of death @mxowl.bsky.social · 28/12/2023

Sending this to my mom, who still thinks I’m a heterosexual woman.

Results from a Wife Rating Scale Test. A pink dial goes from 0 to 100 and is firmly on 0. In the middle of the dial is the text “0% Failure as a Wife” and it’s like excuse me, the seams in my nylons are never crooked.

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white is the color of death @mxowl.bsky.social · 25/12/2023

I'm an extremely honest thinker who isn't beholden to anyone and has a lot of hands-on life experience at a quirkily wide array of activities.

The Brain, the megalomaniacal mouse from the cartoon Pinky and the Brain.

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white is the color of death @mxowl.bsky.social · 21/12/2023

Look at this man. Just look at him.

Woo boy where do I begin. You’re looking at a blue tabby cat who is laying upside down on a sofa. His head pressed flat against the seat and his butt is up on a pillow. His forelegs are folded all weird, not under him but just hunched up like he’s crouching, and one of his little banana legs is stretched directly forward. Who knows where the other one is . Oh yeah, also he’s wearing a diaper. How a cat like this exist is beyond me but exist he does.

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white is the color of death @mxowl.bsky.social · 05/12/2023

Without downloading new pics, where are you mentally?

A phone notification. It reads:

Mon 1:17 PM

A playlist just for you.

Mixtape #4 Thundercat "25 songs for when you're hit by a car while riding an electric scooter" might earn a regular spot in your playlist rotation.

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white is the color of death @mxowl.bsky.social · 04/12/2023

Pro tip: Give people things. For free. Grab some things and put them in something rollable and hand them out. It feels super good and is one of the better things you can do with your time.

A hand-printed sign. It reads:

FREE!

HOT Soup:
- CHEDDAR BROCCOLI
- NAVY BEAN

CARE ITEMS:
- BAND-AIDS
- SINGLE USE WATERLESS TOOTHBRUSHES
- HAND SANITIZER
- SOAP
- BABY WIPES

DRINKS
- Cola
- water
- gator-aid

SNACKS
- Cashews
- Oreos
- reese's cups

SOCKS
HANDWARMERS
BLANKETS

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white is the color of death @mxowl.bsky.social · 29/11/2023

Once again I am asking Josh Homme to let me go wild on his hog.

The Spotify Wrapped summary.

My top artists are Queens of the Stone Age, That Handsome Devil, Gorillaz, Arctic Monkeys, and Outkast.

My top songs are all from the new Queens album, In Times New Roman: Straight Jacket Fitting, Carnavoyeur, Emotion Sickness, Made to Parade, and Obscenery.

(Not to brag, but I was in the top 0.1% of Queens listeners. Again.)

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white is the color of death @mxowl.bsky.social · 29/11/2023

if u see this, u don't have to do anything unless u want to, but if u do post an image from ur phone and don't explain it

An old Wall St Journal inforgrgaphic about “average American” income that grossly overestimates how much money people have. Like cartoonishly so. For example, a single mother of three apparently has $35k in investment income but has an expression like she’s out of the dust bowl. They were trying to explain how some tax relief wouldn’t help anyone very much or something. I guess this counts as explaining it. Oops.

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white is the color of death @mxowl.bsky.social · 18/11/2023

Sure thing! The lighting at my place isn’t great, so here are two options.

A photo of an art print. It’s glitch art of a burning dumpster — the fire is rainbow hues and everything else is relatively dark. Text across the dumpster states: Everything is fine nobody is happy.

Same photo as before, with slightly different lighting.

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white is the color of death @mxowl.bsky.social · 14/11/2023

Drop something blue from your gallery

A Dr Bronners soap label, but some of the text is replaced by a long term nuclear waste warning message.

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white is the color of death @mxowl.bsky.social · 26/10/2023

quote skeet with a picture of street graffiti from your phone

Graffiti. The wall is brick, with two arched windows of slightly different levels. One is boarded off with plywood. Both windows, and the wall in between, are covered by a large painting of a skeleton. One hand — painted over a window — is holding a lighter. The other arm is stretched, with the hand off-camera. He’s smoking a joint and grinning. The number six has been drawn on his forehead and there is a teardrop in the corner of one eye. It is painted over some other colorful tags.

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white is the color of death @mxowl.bsky.social · 10/10/2023

I feel you tho. Older queers deserve a break!

A screenshot from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Master Shake and Meatwad are at a tennis court. Shake is looking down at Meatwad. Shake is saying: I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this.

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white is the color of death @mxowl.bsky.social · 06/10/2023

My cat Trillian isn’t doing well. Please pray for her or send her good vibes or whatever energy you can. She’s the best cat that has ever been and I love her so much.

A black and white “tuxedo” cat laying on her back with her soft white belly exposed. Her yellow eyes look sleepy and content and her relaxed lips reveal a single white fang. Essentially the best cat ever.

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white is the color of death @mxowl.bsky.social · 27/09/2023

Wall Street Journal, but same braindead “analysis”

Infographic from 2013 of several supposedly average American families and their financial situations. Ostensibly describing how a new tax will affect them, but the incomes don’t come close to reflecting reality. (For example, a single mother with two children apparently makes $260k, including $40k in deductions and $35k in investment income.)

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white is the color of death @mxowl.bsky.social · 08/07/2023

Meme check. Post your favorite recently saved meme.

An anime looking girl on a orange background with pale orange circles. She has pale skin, pale pink hair, and purple wings on the sides of her head, and is smiling blankly. Text along the top says “listen here you little shi”. The word “shit” is cut off.

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white is the color of death @mxowl.bsky.social · 06/07/2023

without downloading any new pics where are you mentally

A road stretching forward into a large, flat expanse of water that reflects the sky. A car is driving into the water; it ripples form an upside down V. Electric poles stretch across the lake. (Tulare lake in California, a “ghost lake” that reappeared due to months of storms.)

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