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@mxc40.bsky.social
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KC sports fan living in Colorado. Amateur chef, mechanic and handyman. Professional Software Engineer. 🧢 🦋

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MXC @mxc40.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Schmitt for brains "Schmitt for brains" is used to describe an extremely stupid or foolish person. * It means a person lacks common sense or intelligence. * It can be used as a noun phrase ("He has Schmitt for brains") or as a hyphenated adjective ("that Schmitt-for-brains Senator").
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MXC @mxc40.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Did they ever consider that maybe their God sent doctors and medicine to save their kids?
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MXC @mxc40.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
How about the “Strait” up your ass?
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MXC @mxc40.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Well, my fresh sweet corn cross pollinated with my hot dog plants and now I just have corn dogs.
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MXC @mxc40.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
“Wait in the trunk. Just wait in the trunk”
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MXC @mxc40.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Wouldn’t it be easier if the republican nominee just performed of his telephone exorcisms for him?
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MXC @mxc40.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Colorado has Tina Peters-Targaryen.
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MXC @mxc40.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
TOLL FREE 1-800- HORMUZ. Act now and we’ll send you a second passage absolutely free (Just pay separate shipping and handling fees). Operators are standing by to take your calls.
Trump with a headset.
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MXC @mxc40.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I take the word boo and take the B off, a lot of people don’t know there’s a B in boo. So they’re saying “Oooh”, which means everyone is exited to see me!
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MXC @mxc40.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
He probably got 1 right. There’s no way he didn’t remember hearing “White”.
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MXC @mxc40.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
The always difficult to find 68”x22” pant size.
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MXC @mxc40.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
These ass sucking sessions always remind me of Happy and Chubbs.
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MXC @mxc40.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
This is the Chinese version of “Some of my best friends are black” or “The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics.”
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MXC @mxc40.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
It’s actually coming from Bayou La Batre, AL. “You ever been on a real hospital boat? I’ve been on a real big boat”.
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MXC @mxc40.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
The word he’s looking for is “incriminated”.
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MXC @mxc40.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
The cult is leaving 5 star audience reviews at Rotten Tomatoes. It isn’t quite offsetting the 10% critics reviews. But shows it’s all about propaganda.
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MXC @mxc40.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Michael Jordan listened to “Giving You The Best That I’ve Got” as part of his pregame ritual.
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MXC @mxc40.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
At the after party,
Jim Carrey in a yellow suit and shrunken green face from the movie “The Mask”
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MXC @mxc40.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
These are the rules, always.
No Women, No Kids
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MXC @mxc40.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
It also has to hurt his chances for the “Metta World Peace” prize.
Metta World Peace holding trophy.
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MXC @mxc40.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Picture of JD Vance hugging Erika Kirk. Caption “Sometimes, when you get older your beard turns white.”
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MXC @mxc40.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
This is really clever!
Picture of JD Vance hugging Erika Kirk. “Sometimes when you get older your beard turns White” @ANDREWJRIVERS
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MXC @mxc40.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
* “Male” cheerleaders
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MXC @mxc40.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
I thought they all quit watching years ago. The kneeling, “End Racism” stickers, Taylor Swift, make cheerleaders, now Bad Bunny. Why don’t they just go the fuck away and watch Joanie Loves Chachi and Hercules reruns?
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MXC @mxc40.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Well, well, Misinformation Moses is “bearing false witness” yet again. If only these devout Christians had some kind of guide, maybe a short list of rules: don’t worship idols, don’t steal, don’t lie… basic stuff. Heck, maybe states like Louisiana or Oklahoma could force schools to display them.
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MXC @mxc40.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
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MXC @mxc40.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Flood of aliens? According to dipshit Donny, there are no border crossings.
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MXC @mxc40.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
1-8-7 has entered the chat.
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MXC @mxc40.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
At the new King Soopers(Kroger) in my area they seem to do a lot of intentionally deceptive displays. The sign says Bell Peppers .79 but was only for Green Peppers(small price listed for others).They will also stock the wrong brands in with the sales prices for another brand, leading to paying more.
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MXC @mxc40.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses.
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MXC @mxc40.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
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MXC @mxc40.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
With the 1st pick in the 2025 papal conclave, the Vatican Cardinals select: Robert Prevost, Cardinal Bishop, Villanova
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MXC @mxc40.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
“Please sir”, he said with tears in his eyes. “I have 14 kids I never see, but I really need to get back home to my cars.”
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MXC @mxc40.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
China calling him out on his bullshit. Something the US media, all politicians and half the US population is too afraid to do. Time for the sycophants to run to Fox News and tell us that China is the one that is begging for a deal.
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MXC @mxc40.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
She must have lot of nieces and nephews. Everyone always says she’s the biggest “Aunt” ever, they just seem to spell it wrong.
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MXC @mxc40.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Probably a honest mistake. They thought JG was really JD, because they knew VP was Vlad P. and not the Vice President.
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MXC @mxc40.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
He’s just out here Sgt. Schultzing everything like a good Nazi.
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MXC @mxc40.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
He’s the fucking Pet “Sematary” Kennedy. Seems like he’s been dug up at least one too many times.
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MXC @mxc40.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Like a third grader reading a book report. Just like his trial he has some lackey printing the internet to show it’s not his fault. Just a total imbecile.
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MXC @mxc40.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Will any R’s vote ‘No’ since he’s not really one of them? Or will we get another 3 to act like they’re taking a stand and let couch boy break the tie?
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MXC @mxc40.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
* The pause will not affect Federal Holidays. So take the day off just make sure not to acknowledge the reason.
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MXC @mxc40.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
In his own words
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MXC @mxc40.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Not the right ships? Is he worried that they aren’t white ships? Gotta watch out for those brown ships.
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MXC @mxc40.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
We need Riggs & Murtaugh to revoke that South African’s diplomatic immunity.
media.tenor.com
a man in a suit and tie is holding two id cards and says diplomatic immunity .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding two id cards and says diplomatic immunity .
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MXC @mxc40.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Followed the ones I didn't already.
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MXC @mxc40.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
You remind me of the Dallas Cowboys, soft, undersized and haven’t satisfied in years.
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MXC @mxc40.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Just like Wille said: Blue skies smilin' at me Nothin' but blue skies do I see Blue days all of them gone Nothin' but blue skies from now on
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MXC @mxc40.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
List me. Added all others.
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MXC @mxc40.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Thanks for the boost, followed all others.
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