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Max Böck

@mxb.dev
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🛠️ builds stuff for the web ✨ co-founder codista.com ✏️ writes at mxb.dev 🎉 curates whimsical.club

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Max Böck @mxb.dev · 20/10/2025
Is that what they mean by "Disrupting the Industry"
Screenshot of AWS east health dashboard, showing major service disruption
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Max Böck @mxb.dev · 09/10/2025
"The girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"
Cartoon duck Alfred J. Kwak and his girlfriend Winnie Wana
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Max Böck @mxb.dev · 25/08/2025
This mufugga still haunts my dreams
"Dead Hand" in Zelda: Ocarina of time (N64). A bandaged monster, mouth agape, grabbing you with hands from below
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Max Böck @mxb.dev · 10/08/2025
Looping Louie looking crazy as ever in his little plane
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Max Böck @mxb.dev · 20/06/2025
Missed opportunity not calling this a Snacktarine 🍑
A tray of nectarines at my local grocery store. The label says "bio snack nektarinen"
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Max Böck @mxb.dev · 30/05/2025
It just boggles my mind how a company like Google can publish code like this and just be like "yea lol it does that sometimes" 🤡 This is not a nuanced question. It's literally what you'd ask a patient to check for brain damage.
Google search: "is it 2025?"
AI answers: "no, it is not 2025, the current year is 2024, according to a calendar"
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Max Böck @mxb.dev · 19/05/2025
When I'm fed up with the tech industries latest bullshit, I put on some nice music, scroll through my camera roll and watch photos of my kid. It's the 2025 version of this:
Still from the Simpsons. First Panel: Mr Burns mounts a Sign in Homer's office that reads: "Don't forget: you're here forever".

Second panel: Homer has put photos of Maggie on top of the sign. It now reads "Do it for her".
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Max Böck @mxb.dev · 04/05/2025
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
Tom Turbo, a semi-conscious talking bike detective from Austrian TV
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Max Böck @mxb.dev · 12/02/2025
If you mix them together you get a light purple, so why not call it Lavenderland or #967bb6land for short
.R.1161 - To authorize the President to enter into negotiations to acquire Greenland and to rename Greenland as "Red, White, and Blueland".
119th Congress (2025-2026) 

Sponsor:	Rep. Carter, Earl L. "Buddy" [R-GA-1] (Introduced 02/10/2025)
Committees:	House - Foreign Affairs; Natural Resources
Latest Action:	House - 02/10/2025 Referred to the Committee on Foreign Affairs, and in addition to the Committee on Natural Resources, for a period to be subsequently determined by the Speaker, in each case for consideration of such provisions as fall within the jurisdiction of the committee concerned.  (All Actions)
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Max Böck @mxb.dev · 06/01/2025
Porn finds a way ✨
Proton VPN registering a huge spike in sign ups from the USPornhub ban now covers more than third of US States
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Max Böck @mxb.dev · 04/01/2025
What kind of end-stage-capitalism-ass-metric is an "unregretted user second" Oh yeah we love that people spend time on our site, we just would prefer it if they didn't think it absolutely fucking sucks
Tweet by Elon: "our goal is to maximize unregretted user seconds. Too much negativity is being pushed"
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Max Böck @mxb.dev · 24/11/2024
Do yourself a favor and check out @numb.comfortab.ly 's public block lists. Mute or block grifters and nazis before they even hit your feed. 💕
A selection of public block lists, such as  "crypto dweebs" or "right wing propaganda"
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Max Böck @mxb.dev · 19/11/2024
Hi new web dev followers! Here's the best tweet I've managed in 12 years, just so you know where the ceiling is on this account
A comic. First panel: someone labeled "Designer" passes a note labeled "SVG" to a person labeled "Developer".

Second panel: Developer opens the note to find a long unreadable string starting with "data:image/png"
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Max Böck @mxb.dev · 17/11/2024
I refuse to join Bluesky. I don't want to be part of a LEGO chamber.
Lego Set for Harry Potter "Chamber of Secrets"
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Max Böck @mxb.dev · 14/11/2024
Deleting my tweets feels like a "life flashing before your eyes" movie montage of someone who spent most of his life shitposting
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Max Böck @mxb.dev · 23/10/2024
Love seeing a good NaN bug in the wild 😅
A follower status line, it reads "followed by Addy Osmani, Sarah Drasner and NaN others"
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Max Böck @mxb.dev · 17/09/2024
this will be nice to have if Twitter finally burns down and they all come here
Celebrating 10 Mio users, I was number 51.497
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Max Böck @mxb.dev · 06/09/2024
I've been sleeping on all these arithmetic functions in CSS... other than that, I like to tinker with new stuff 😅
State of CSS survey score: 415
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Max Böck @mxb.dev · 25/05/2023
I'm always building the crappiest support structures for the Hudson sign guy in TotK because I know it only has to hold for a few seconds. Anyway now I get why people use divs as buttons
Scene from Zelda Tears of the kingdom where you have to help Addison the construction guy put up his sign
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Max Böck @mxb.dev · 12/05/2023
I hope nobody is expecting me to build <WEBSITE /> in the near future
The title screen of Zelda: Tears of the kingdom
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Max Böck @mxb.dev · 10/05/2023
every now and then I check the incoming webmentions for my site and find out someone has read one of my posts. it's the IndieWeb high-five and it always makes me smile 🙌
list of entries on webmention.io, showing URLs from around the fediverse that have linked to content on my site mxb.dev
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Max Böck @mxb.dev · 09/05/2023
What's up with username truncation here? Some of them are cut off for no apparent reason ✂️
A skeet from Amy Hoy, her name truncated to "Am..."A skeet by Dan Mall, his name truncated to "Da..."
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Max Böck @mxb.dev · 02/05/2023
Haha I knew you'd like it 😅 It already has tenants too:
A birdhouse, the top opened up. Inside is a nest with 9 small eggs, white with brown spots.
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Max Böck @mxb.dev · 02/05/2023
Sitting in the garden, setting up my bluesky. Hello world 👋
A small garden cottage, painted red. In the foreground is a blossoming cherry tree with a tony birdhouse that looks just like the cottage. Blue skies overhead.
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