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Michael Wyres

@mwyr.es
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Use only as directed. Please see your doctor if pain persists. mwyr.es

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Michael Wyres @mwyr.es · 10h
That would have been a useful notification 22 minutes ago…
Message at 4:47pm that the 4:25pm won’t be running today…
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Michael Wyres @mwyr.es · 05/10/2026
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Michael Wyres @mwyr.es · 21/09/2026
Best wifi name on the train this morning:
“Girlyslag”
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Michael Wyres @mwyr.es · 18/09/2026
Opened corporate ChatGPT. Is asked "what can I help with?" I said "word peace?" Fair answer:
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Michael Wyres @mwyr.es · 06/09/2026
You know, I sincerely hope that if they are in a grace, that they truly are deceased... #UnnecessaryWords
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Michael Wyres @mwyr.es · 06/09/2026
FFS... 😠
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Michael Wyres @mwyr.es · 05/09/2026
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Michael Wyres @mwyr.es · 31/08/2026
Oh, bugger off Bruce, he was never "great"...
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Michael Wyres @mwyr.es · 31/08/2026
"...if you can't handle the heat in the kitchen, get back in the fish and chip shop..."
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Michael Wyres @mwyr.es · 29/08/2026
Ribbed for her pleasure?
“Ribbed Bedhead”
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Michael Wyres @mwyr.es · 25/08/2026
"Instagram Personality" 🙄 FFS The correct term here is "arsehole"...
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Michael Wyres @mwyr.es · 22/08/2026
Fuck off Jeff - do you remember all the police stations your government closed in the 90's? Imbecile...
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Michael Wyres @mwyr.es · 22/08/2026
Did "the Bloods culture" ever really exist? Or was it just an image they built?
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Michael Wyres @mwyr.es · 20/08/2026
Well, that's escalating...
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Michael Wyres @mwyr.es · 17/08/2026
Libs promise to force crime to another part of Geelong... #springst
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Michael Wyres @mwyr.es · 16/08/2026
Train cancelled because the crew hasn’t turned up… #vline
Vline app announcement
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Michael Wyres @mwyr.es · 13/08/2026
A cleaner accidentally removed some gear belonging to the cheer squad, and this is the *first* article on the Geelong Addy website...
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Michael Wyres @mwyr.es · 10/08/2026
Nope, try *three*...
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Michael Wyres @mwyr.es · 08/08/2026
Ron probably thought they said "mate, this is your crack at the big time" when he landed this role... #stingers
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Michael Wyres @mwyr.es · 07/08/2026
Appears to be “group” - currently a man travelling up *inside* the “g”… 😮
Braver man than me
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Michael Wyres @mwyr.es · 07/08/2026
Oooo, more letters today…
Now an “r” has arrived…
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Michael Wyres @mwyr.es · 05/08/2026
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Michael Wyres @mwyr.es · 05/08/2026
There are no longer E’s on the street…
The “e” has now been hoisted into position…
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Michael Wyres @mwyr.es · 05/08/2026
To be fair, he'd know everything there is know about extortion...
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Michael Wyres @mwyr.es · 04/08/2026
Yeah, nah...
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Michael Wyres @mwyr.es · 04/08/2026
Context:
Where the “e” is about to be hoisted and placed
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Michael Wyres @mwyr.es · 04/08/2026
Who wants some ‘e’?
New Coles HQ putting up their sign…
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Michael Wyres @mwyr.es · 02/08/2026
Fixed it for you, idiots formerly known as Sky News Australia. The first word is irrelevant.
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Michael Wyres @mwyr.es · 01/08/2026
Well, duh...
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Michael Wyres @mwyr.es · 29/07/2026
Proof that AI isn't intelligent... "...closely followed by..."?
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Michael Wyres @mwyr.es · 27/07/2026
Says party who've changed their leader a couple of times since the last election... #springst
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Michael Wyres @mwyr.es · 25/07/2026
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Michael Wyres @mwyr.es · 25/07/2026
And some people *still* wonder why many call Trump a pig:
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Michael Wyres @mwyr.es · 25/07/2026
#caturday
Small ginger cat nestled into a curved space of a scrunched up doona
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Michael Wyres @mwyr.es · 23/07/2026
Yes, well, #FuckThatJob
Two men climbing a massive freeway sign to change the advertising banner
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Michael Wyres @mwyr.es · 23/07/2026
Suspect the "Message-ID" field might not be being cleaned up. While the example below only shows a partial, some mail servers include the full originating email address within that field. They might clean it up in the actual email header, but might not be in the raw logging. Speculating only.
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Michael Wyres @mwyr.es · 21/07/2026
Well, it *was* confidential... 🙄
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Michael Wyres @mwyr.es · 20/07/2026
Stolen, but too good not to…
Evolution of the windows trash icon, with Teams and COPILOT being the most recent…
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Michael Wyres @mwyr.es · 19/07/2026
Old, but relevant...
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Michael Wyres @mwyr.es · 17/07/2026
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Michael Wyres @mwyr.es · 17/07/2026
Nailed it:
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Michael Wyres @mwyr.es · 15/07/2026
Little Miss pretending to be a cake tin…
Ginger cat curled up in a cat tree perch, looking like a cat in a cake tin…
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Michael Wyres @mwyr.es · 14/07/2026
I knew this pointless idea would come up again...
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Michael Wyres @mwyr.es · 14/07/2026
And the image Outlook refused to download in that last screen shot? That's a 1x1 pixel Sendgrid tracking pixel... Fuck them...
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Michael Wyres @mwyr.es · 14/07/2026
Recently, ExpressVPN fucked up my account, and refused to or were unable to fix it, despite having many months of subscription left. I went elsewhere, and deleted my account. I chose them initially because they proudly boasted "not keeping any data" on you or your usage. So what the fuck is this?
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Michael Wyres @mwyr.es · 12/07/2026
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Michael Wyres @mwyr.es · 11/07/2026
Well played Beatles, well played... #WorldCup
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Michael Wyres @mwyr.es · 11/07/2026
No, that's "more than 1,200 human errors"... Or out-and-out fraud... 🤷‍♂️
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Michael Wyres @mwyr.es · 10/07/2026
Interesting articles to end up side-by-side...
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Michael Wyres @mwyr.es · 10/07/2026
Cute that you think that, watch…
Watch thinks I’m working out… LOL
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