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MWwaff

@mwwaff.bsky.social
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Late 30’s | Cheese State | Too many dog | Too many project | Too many work | Pan | Single | I have a deranged fetish of dressing up like an animal

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MWwaff @mwwaff.bsky.social · 3h
The buppies
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MWwaff @mwwaff.bsky.social · 8h
Can’t tell if that’s true, it sounds like quite a stretch.
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MWwaff @mwwaff.bsky.social · 14h
Hahaha I was trying to space it out far enough
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MWwaff @mwwaff.bsky.social · 17h
kissing
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MWwaff @mwwaff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I wanna be padded and sleep in tomorrow but I have work and bleh
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MWwaff @mwwaff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Very cat coded :p
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MWwaff @mwwaff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Whats the standard meal look like for that?
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MWwaff @mwwaff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What’s the holiday?
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MWwaff @mwwaff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Laffytaffy wtf, gross
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MWwaff @mwwaff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I could fuckin smash a YooHoo right now. That delicious chocolate adjacent dog water.
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MWwaff @mwwaff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And the water bowl area. Omg the water bowl area.
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MWwaff @mwwaff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh absolutely, and I can see where the majority of the tennis balls have bounced.
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MWwaff @mwwaff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Idk what that long fried stick it but it looks delicious.
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MWwaff @mwwaff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s their monetization strategy, make it so annoying that you’ll pay to have it go away.
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MWwaff @mwwaff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I got a flashlight that also has a UV light on it, and lemme tell you. Don’t ever look around your house with a UV light. It’s not worth it.
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MWwaff @mwwaff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Beans on toast fucking sucks
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MWwaff @mwwaff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That’s a new one even on me, never seen that before.
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MWwaff @mwwaff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wanna feel old?
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MWwaff @mwwaff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bottom selector switch is 10,000, 17,500, and 25,000, and then the trigger is variable speed. Works pretty well, though I haven’t done any heavy grinding with it. But you really shouldn’t be pushing too hard anyways or you’ll just wreck your bit.
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MWwaff @mwwaff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I have an 85 gallon dewalt unit in my garage, but no space or power to run it. Just waiting for me to give it a good home.
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MWwaff @mwwaff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Though I will admit, I do miss those satisfying air tool sounds.
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MWwaff @mwwaff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’ve got a little screw on dial in air compressor for tires that works great. Takes a while, but once you set the pressure you just walk away. Air tools are such a pain until I have a large compressor and air lines run that all I have to do is plug in easy, pulling out the compressor and lines sucks
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MWwaff @mwwaff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I needed to open up a deadbolt receiving plate a little bit so the deadbolt would close easier, and at this point it doesn’t take but the slightest excuse to get me to buy a new tool. Though I do try to only buy things I know I’ll still be using in 20 years. This thing works great tho, good as air.
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MWwaff @mwwaff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Never really thought about that, but yeah. It is wild how crazy different the TV environment is these days.
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Prevue Channel Program Guide
ALT: Prevue Channel Program Guide
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MWwaff @mwwaff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Maynard will be happy to see you! (And me too!)
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MWwaff @mwwaff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Leave me off a machine tomorrow so I can float and handle shit as it comes up” is just code for I’m at a really good spot in my book and want to keep reading.
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MWwaff @mwwaff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
10/10 would pet
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MWwaff @mwwaff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And you know what they say. April showers, bring deer.
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MWwaff @mwwaff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
But have you considered… February, deer?
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MWwaff @mwwaff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
December, deer
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MWwaff @mwwaff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m probably the world’s worst dog dad ever according to him, right now.
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MWwaff @mwwaff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ahh yes, we’re entering the era of all these pieces of shit writing books about “I knew he was bad and I told everyone that privately, but I slobbered on the ring any chance I got publicly and toed the line like a good boy please redeem me!” Fuck. The fuck. Off. Your morals have no solid ground.
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MWwaff @mwwaff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
boys,
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MWwaff @mwwaff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🎶I got 27 problems and everyone thinks theirs is number one🎶
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MWwaff @mwwaff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
8:30 on a Monday and I’m already 27 phone calls in.
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Funny I'm Tired Dog
ALT: Funny I'm Tired Dog
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MWwaff @mwwaff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just new boot goofin’
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MWwaff @mwwaff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It really sounded way worse than it was hahah, but he enjoys it all the same.
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MWwaff @mwwaff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
POV: I attempt to relax in bed
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MWwaff @mwwaff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No logs in the hot tub!
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MWwaff @mwwaff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A little mindless relaxing before rolling into the next work week.
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MWwaff @mwwaff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You jinxed me damn you!! But nah this is I think the fourth Julie that’s followed me in the last few days. Always an instablock as well.
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MWwaff @mwwaff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nah it’s valid, I’m always mindful of who’s getting in my vehicle and how my doors operate, it’s not hard.
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MWwaff @mwwaff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And if my falls weren’t so slammed busy, I’d love to do it again, but sadly they keep me going pretty steady here.
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MWwaff @mwwaff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No, landfill cell
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MWwaff @mwwaff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
More surface area means more drying!
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MWwaff @mwwaff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*plows your field bisexually*
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MWwaff @mwwaff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Look ma, I’m a farmer!
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MWwaff @mwwaff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And it’s wild how normalized it is. In my youth, I drank and drove home countless times. It was only when you were stumbling drunk that you knew you shouldn’t drive, and it was just normal. Everyone did it. I’ve years since seen how fucked up that was and no longer do it.
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MWwaff @mwwaff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
To be clear, my original post was not a joke lol, I drove an hour home on the interstate at 9pm, and saw three visibly drunk drivers. Swerving erratically within their lane, speeding, rapidly changing lanes to make the swerve look intentional. This is just Wisconsin, there is very much a problem.
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MWwaff @mwwaff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Very correct, yes.
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