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MWunicorn

@mwunicorn.bsky.social
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He/Him Expert napper, mediocre opinion haver, unicorn

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MWunicorn @mwunicorn.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
WR room is just bad in LV ... nobody can get open
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MWunicorn @mwunicorn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We need a Jim Everrett in every studio. Just a former athlete that sits off camera ready to punch one of these goons when they spout nonsense
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MWunicorn @mwunicorn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Kikè forever
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MWunicorn @mwunicorn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Missing Jay-Z's Black Album and Metallica Black Album
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MWunicorn @mwunicorn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is how a toddler stands when they're desperately trying to hide the shit running down they're leg
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MWunicorn @mwunicorn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Heard a content creator say this and I'm nearly certain I agree There isn't a moral difference between voting for Trump and being one of the ~50 people on that Cornell text chain
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MWunicorn @mwunicorn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hope Michael Tracy never feels safe again
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MWunicorn @mwunicorn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me celebrating a 3-0 start
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Ricky Bobby: IDK What To Do With My Hands
ALT: Ricky Bobby: IDK What To Do With My Hands
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Marshall Newhouse @mnewhouse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
RAAAAAIIDDDERRRRRRRRRSSSS
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MWunicorn @mwunicorn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hezekiah Masses still on track for 17 interceptions this season
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Gregg Rosenthal @greggrosenthal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hezekiah Masses for Defensive Rookie of the Year Campaign has begun
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MWunicorn @mwunicorn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cody "I only catch TDs" White
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MWunicorn @mwunicorn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Promote Cody White
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MWunicorn @mwunicorn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
More like Brock WOWers amiright Wait why is it asking me to delete my account?
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MWunicorn @mwunicorn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Secondary misses Treydon Stukes IPM is just not the guy
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MWunicorn @mwunicorn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
TD Wreck it Ralph!
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MWunicorn @mwunicorn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Don't worry about me I just have permanent redzone ptsd from the last 20 years of Raider football
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MWunicorn @mwunicorn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Admittedly I was a little skeptical of the Rob Leanord hire but 2 weeks in and the defense is looking very solid. That secondary could be special
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MWunicorn @mwunicorn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dan Orlovsky all next week "Herbert just needs a WR,Oline, OC, maybe a RB, new eyes, and I promise you'll see the best QB in the NFL"
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MWunicorn @mwunicorn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I guess the uh "good news" for Arch is the Browns don't give a fuck how much you hate women
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MWunicorn @mwunicorn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This sort of treatment of women runs in the family www.espn.com/espn/otl/sto...
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Documents reveal Peyton Manning accuser called sexual assault crisis center to report 1996 incident
A 1996 sexual harassment allegation against Peyton Manning by a Tennessee trainer was cataloged by a crisis center worker as "sexual assault/abuse," according to documents reviewed by OTL.
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MWunicorn @mwunicorn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Chargers are the week 1 winner of the "Charger'd it up award"
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MWunicorn @mwunicorn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You Locke that!
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MWunicorn @mwunicorn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Gonna need a name for this cutie Vel Jinx Elle Zelda Get in the comments
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MWunicorn @mwunicorn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The cat selection program has chosen me
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MWunicorn @mwunicorn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Reacher is peak dad TV
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MWunicorn @mwunicorn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
When you had an amazing fantasy draft but nobody cares
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Spongebob Squarepants Screaming in Void
ALT: Spongebob Squarepants Screaming in Void
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MWunicorn @mwunicorn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The thing I like most about the Browns is they make being a fan of any other team a good decision
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MWunicorn @mwunicorn.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Well I think that's all she wrote on the feel good story that is "The Tokyo Toe"
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MWunicorn @mwunicorn.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Color me intrigued by episode 1 of Lanterns
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MWunicorn @mwunicorn.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Hi I'm the ocean (twice)
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MWunicorn @mwunicorn.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
New Zealand Your food has been incredible
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MWunicorn @mwunicorn.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Hangi feast
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MWunicorn @mwunicorn.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Not my chair, not my problem
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MWunicorn @mwunicorn.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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MWunicorn @mwunicorn.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Hobbiton
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MWunicorn @mwunicorn.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Some Waiheke Island photos
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MWunicorn @mwunicorn.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Overtime!! LFG
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MWunicorn @mwunicorn.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Im fully invested in this women's high school flag football championship
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MWunicorn @mwunicorn.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The last ~20min of the @natetice.bsky.social 301 Football podcast with Domonique Foxworth is the best 20 min of any NFL podcast ever
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Dan Devine @yourmandevine.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
At a certain point, once you recognize the destruction of the middle class in one aspect of your life, you kind of can't stop recognizing it in all aspects of your life
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MWunicorn @mwunicorn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It's nice to know that playing prevent defense for 20+ minutes doesn't work in all forms of football Can't wait to see it again
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MWunicorn @mwunicorn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Ooof heartbreaking
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Jennifer ♾️ aura points KP @jeniuskp.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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MWunicorn @mwunicorn.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The game got too big
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MWunicorn @mwunicorn.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
#EverythingTrumpTouchesTurnsToShit
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MWunicorn @mwunicorn.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Need to bring some CONCACAF into this UEFA game
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MWunicorn @mwunicorn.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
When theater kids get money
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MWunicorn @mwunicorn.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I can't believe England is using a parody of that Dungeon Crawler Carl song as their game winning song
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MWunicorn @mwunicorn.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Only U left in CUM
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