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Mary W Matthews

@mwm4444.bsky.social
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Retired editor, writer, philosopher of religion (IOW, not one religion's theologian, though I have an MTS).

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Mary W Matthews @mwm4444.bsky.social · 17m
Women: In scary locations where you can't keep a weapon in your car, make sure to keep a mitt and ball next to your baseball bat, "in case of a spontaneous pickup game."
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Mary W Matthews @mwm4444.bsky.social · 22h
Sen. Susan Collins, 10/6/26: "Let them eat road salt."
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Mary W Matthews @mwm4444.bsky.social · 22h
Oh, no! "NO KINGS" is a death threat, just like "8647"! Someone find a catering truck for him to hide in, quick!
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Mary W Matthews @mwm4444.bsky.social · 22h
When I was a girl, we sang "They'll know we are Christians by our love, by our love." In 2026, we know they are Christians by their hate for LGBTQs, for minorities, for Democrats, for "woke," for diversity, for justice, for inclusiveness, for the teachings of Jesus....
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Mary W Matthews @mwm4444.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The 2026 GOP slogan: "Bigger paychecks for billionaires, lower taxes for billionaires, and proof that when Republicans lead, working families come waaay behind Profit for Greedy Oligarchic Pussygrabbers."
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Mary W Matthews @mwm4444.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don't want Dementia Donnie impeached a third time. I want the impeachments to start with Hegseth, Kennedy, Blanche, Mullin, Vought, and Holy Hypocrite Mike Johnson. Stephen Miller, Natalie Harp, and Susie Wiles all need to go BEFORE Dems finally get around to the Convicted Felon in Chief.
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Mary W Matthews @mwm4444.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Don't call a trans person by their dead name just to be mean and nasty. Don't use a trans person's former pronouns just to be mean and nasty. Don't be cruel to trans people just for being trans. What TF is wrong with you, you self-righteous jerk!
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Mary W Matthews @mwm4444.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Mamdani didn't call for the destruction of American cities. Neither did El-Sayed. Neither did any Muslim. Despicable Donnie called for the destruction of 1.4 million Trumpublican voters (and about 7 to 10 million Americans total).
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Mary W Matthews @mwm4444.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm not concerned about Iran bombing California. I'm concerned about Dementia Donnie bombing California and claiming Iran did it.
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Mary W Matthews @mwm4444.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Let Iran murder the 3.89 million Americans who live in Los Angeles, the 1.4 million Americans who live in San Diego. Only about 1.37 million of them are Republicans. This is a small price to pay" out of 5.29 million dead Americans.
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Mary W Matthews @mwm4444.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Eric Schmitt: Is it not true that you can eat no fat, making you an evil alipidarian? Jack Smith: Sorry, sir, that's Jack Sprat.
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Mary W Matthews @mwm4444.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Clinton made me want to be faithful. Bush made me want to be smarter. Obama made me want to be a better person. Despicable Donnie makes me want to be Canadian.
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Mary W Matthews @mwm4444.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
For the elders among us:What if Archie Bunker had been a MAGAt?
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Mary W Matthews @mwm4444.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As a patriotic American woman, I want to keep MY testosterone at the proper Hegseth levels. After all, only XYYYY Americans are TRUE patriots. I'm happy to say my testicles are ALREADY so tiny they're invisible. Yay! I'm manly enough for Secretary Kegstand!
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Mary W Matthews @mwm4444.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"America does not belong to those who hate it." America belongs to Me, Donald the Magnificent, America's first god-emperor. And Junior, and Jared, and maybe Ivanka, if she weren't (shudder) a mere, lowly (double shudder) female.
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Mary W Matthews @mwm4444.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Received ballot: 10/1. Voted 10/1. Placed ballot in official drop box: 10/2. Despicable Donnie and his US mail interference and his election interference can go with him to the location in which I hope he will spend eternity (as long as it's uncomfortable.)
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Paul Scarpelli @paulscarpelli.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Alistair Sim wants to know!
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Mary W Matthews @mwm4444.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The ilke same as it was, as it was wont to be; naught chaunged from the days of yore.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 01/10/2026
🚨 BREAKING: The family of Renee Good and her partner, Rebecca Good, have filed two federal lawsuits over Good’s January killing by ICE agent Jonathan Ross in Minneapolis. 1/
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Mary W Matthews @mwm4444.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The 25th Amendment describes how Congress can establish an "alternative body" to evaluate whether the Felon (and Rapist, and Pedophile) is mentally capable of executing the office of POTUS, despite the Cabinet of toadies. Maybe the 2027 Congress can goad Donnie into an OBVIOUS break from reality
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Mary W Matthews @mwm4444.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Q: Do you think Mitch McConnell is healthy enough to stay in the Senate? Dementia Donnie: 300-500 words about "Sleepy Joe" who "gave pardons to everyone"; how beautiful he's made the White House (a hellhole in 2024); how well he's doing in Iran; & how well he did in Venezuela. 25th Amendment!
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eddietg51-42.bsky.social @eddietg51-42.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#StarTrek
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I stand with Jack👏👍
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Mike Domanski @fairhope-al.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Mary W Matthews @mwm4444.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cool trivia: Harry S Truman's *whole middle name* was "S". His grandfathers were Shipp Truman and Solomon Young. Were his parents going to name their son "Solomipp"?
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Mary W Matthews @mwm4444.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm sorry, as an almost-74-year-old woman, I know *many* women who have been treated like uteruses on legs (including me!). I am disgusted by anyone who discounts a female's testimony because of her gender.
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Mary W Matthews @mwm4444.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Human: Having the the natural qualities, flaws, emotions, and capacity for error that separate people from machines, animals, or gods. Despicable Donnie: None of the above. Obviously either a simulacrum of a human being or a demon.
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Mary W Matthews @mwm4444.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It only takes one drink to get me drunk. I just can never remember whether it's the 14th drink or the 15th. — George Burns
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Mary W Matthews @mwm4444.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Watching 1966's "The Man Trap," Star Trek's 1:01 — 9/8/66. I may be the oldest person alive who once found Spock’s grave reliance on "the record tapes" plausible.
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Mary W Matthews @mwm4444.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How to get Republican legislators to regulate AI: Tell them "AI" is another word for "uterus."
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Mary W Matthews @mwm4444.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
6'3" (190.5 cm) Prince William, who is generally estimated to weigh about 175 lbs (79 kg), next to the Malignant Narcissist in Chief, who isn't 6'3" and doesn't weigh 238 lbs (108 kg).
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eddietg51-42.bsky.social @eddietg51-42.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Mary W Matthews @mwm4444.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Aw, da happy, hoppy baby!
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Mary W Matthews @mwm4444.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Time to eat the wealthy. Everything else has measles, salmonella, cryptosporidiosis (explosive diarrhea), or screwworms.
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Mary W Matthews @mwm4444.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Not only would the Melon Felon's "Triumphal Arch," now to be a military base, DISRUPT traffic between the Lincoln Memorial & Arlington Cemetery; now he wants a "military complex" with drones, snipers, and ammunition storage. At a major commuter bottleneck NOW. 4 hours to cross today's 4 minutes!
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Mary W Matthews @mwm4444.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The owner of this "dog friendly" café clearly has lost sight of the fact that the cat Kevin (18.5+ pounds) is the café's true owner.
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Mary W Matthews @mwm4444.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
But the thing is, Dementia Donnie has never displayed any actual *leadership*. He is America's first god-emperor, and the only role he cares about is *ownership*.
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Mary W Matthews @mwm4444.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Samsung now wants $1,900 for a tablet that cost me $235 nine months ago, but sure, tell me about how great Dementia Donnie and his war of hubris have been for NON-billionaire taxpayers.
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Mary W Matthews @mwm4444.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I have been in love with Mr. Spock for 60 years, 11 days, and as I write 46 minutes, and I can't imagine a better "Spock 2.0" than Zachary Quinto.
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Mary W Matthews @mwm4444.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"We're arresting pedophiles every day. Then we say, 'Oh, sorry, Mr. President. Never mind.' "
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Mary W Matthews @mwm4444.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Congress hasn't worked enough in 2026 to earn SNAP benefits under Congress's own rules. Holy Mike's holy Trumpublicans have worked *65 days* ALL YEAR.
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Professor Darkness @professordarkness.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Mary W Matthews @mwm4444.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Husband: A woman was arrested for bestiality ("it's the only way I can get the dog to take his medicine in the peanut butter!"). Me: She can be an FBI agent! — if she can get past the Patel Gender Barrier. She's not a size medium, is she?
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Mary W Matthews @mwm4444.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The news always says "the US war in Iran." I wish they would acknowledge reality: it's the Trump-Hegseth war in Iran. Or to be even more accurate, it's the Netanyahu-Trump-Hegseth war in Iran. The war costs should come out of TRUMP’S pocket.
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Mary W Matthews @mwm4444.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The first time I saw Return of the Jedi, I wondered how an evil, gelatinous worm-man who was almost immobile could attain enough wealth and power to enslave all females and threaten even a Jedi. In 2026 — I get it now.
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Mary W Matthews @mwm4444.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hey, Natalie? Your baby's diaper needs changing.
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Mary W Matthews @mwm4444.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I sure hope democracy lives long enough for me to vote for Sen. Kelly for POTUS someday. Wouldn't having Gabby Giffords as First Lady chap the NRA's ass?
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Mike Domanski @fairhope-al.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Mike Domanski @fairhope-al.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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