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@mwdelaney.me
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Web developer, web enthusiast. github.com/mwdelaney mwdelaney.me

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Michael @mwdelaney.me · 30/09/2026
I get to tell my little Teacup Hyena that she's an X-Man! Representation matters!
A photograph of a teacup hyena-breed dog.
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Michael @mwdelaney.me · 28/09/2026
SYOOPERINTELLIGENCE
Donald Pleasence as Kobras in the film "The Pumaman"
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Michael @mwdelaney.me · 07/09/2026
Kent and Jerry from Real Genius (1985); Jerry has a speech bubble above his head indicating he is speaking the post this one is responding to.
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Michael @mwdelaney.me · 07/09/2026
Eleanor Shellstrop, her eyes uncovered.
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Michael @mwdelaney.me · 17/08/2026
But their marketing emails are up
A screenshot of a marketing email from GitHub

“What if every pull request you started actually shipped?

“See the GitHub Copilot app in action.
 
Move work from issue to merge in one GitHub-native experience.”
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Michael @mwdelaney.me · 10/08/2026
A still from the Academy Award winning short film "MORE", by Mark Osborne. The main character is announcing his new product "Bliss".
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Michael @mwdelaney.me · 21/07/2026
Anteater
By Shel Silverstein

A genuine anteater,
The pet man told my dad.
Turned out, it was an aunt eater,
And now my uncle's mad!
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Michael @mwdelaney.me · 18/07/2026
Updated weather report for the Northeastern US
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Michael @mwdelaney.me · 28/06/2026
Seymour Krelborn singing to Audrey 2:
“Does it have to be human? Does it have to be mine?”

From Little Shop of Horrors (1986)
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Michael @mwdelaney.me · 11/06/2026

IT ALL HAS TO BURN, IT'S GOING TO BLAZE. IT IS FILTHY AND CAN'T BE SAVED. A COUPLE OF GOOD THINGS WILL BURN WITH THE REST BUT IT'S O. K., EVERY PIECE IS PART OF THE UGLY WHOLE. EVERYTHING CONSPIRES TO KEEP YOU HUNGRY AND AFRAID FOR YOUR BABIES.
DON'T WAIT ANY LONGER. WAITING IS WEAKNESS, WEAKNESS IS SLAVERY. BURN DOWN THE SYSTEM THAT HAS NO PLACE FOR YOU, RISE TRIUMPHANT FROM THE ASHES.
FIRE PURIFIES AND RELEASES ENERGY. FIRE GIVES HEAT AND LIGHT. LET FIRE BE THE
CELEBRATION OF YOUR DELIVERANCE.
LET LIGHTNING STRIKE, LET THE FLAMES DEVOUR THE ENEMY!

-- Jenny Holzer
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Michael @mwdelaney.me · 05/06/2026
I have a well defended paragraph about each of those 17.
Your tier:
Low Unc Risk

Unc Score: 17
Youth Score: 83

“Mostly fine, but a few cracks are showing. Stay vigilant.”
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Michael @mwdelaney.me · 24/05/2026
They’re doing WHAT??
A screenshot of an iOS alert from Apple News:
“How billionaires are rewriting the rules of politics in America. Listen on this week’s podcast”
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Michael @mwdelaney.me · 17/05/2026
A People’s History of the United States and Grogu
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Michael @mwdelaney.me · 15/05/2026
The “YOU WANT SOME MORE” bot from The Fifth Element (1997)
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Michael @mwdelaney.me · 13/05/2026
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Michael @mwdelaney.me · 01/05/2026
A screenshot of Apple Calendar for iOS showing an event: “Outdoor fucking starts” on May 1st repeating yearly.
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Michael @mwdelaney.me · 16/03/2026
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Michael @mwdelaney.me · 20/02/2026
An early sketch of Trogdor the Burninator with the speech bubble "The S is for SHIP".
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Michael @mwdelaney.me · 18/02/2026
Take photos of your house plants. Look at this go-getter! These are one year apart and she bloomed, too! (And she was a proplift from 2021)
A photo of a Thanksgiving cactus, taken in February 2025. It’s small but vital. The same Thanksgiving cactus photographed one year later, Feb 2026, at least twice as large and budding (again!)
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Michael @mwdelaney.me · 15/02/2026
Could someone come replace the fan belt in my dog?
Shrieking like a dental drill, my dog Izzy.
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Michael @mwdelaney.me · 14/02/2026
Wow would you look at that
An air plant of an unknown but common variety. The largest part of the plant is tinged pink and has two huge tubular purple flowers.
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Michael @mwdelaney.me · 31/01/2026
Calvin & Hobbes, October 26 1990:

CALVIN (writing): In the Middle Ages, lords and vassals lived in a futile system.

HOBBES: “That’s feudal system”

CALVIN:

CALVIN: “Just when I thought this junk was beginning to make sense.”
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Michael @mwdelaney.me · 07/01/2026
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Michael @mwdelaney.me · 05/01/2026
Look at this thing who wants my dinner
Izzy, local monster.
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Michael @mwdelaney.me · 22/12/2025
No house plant gives back like a Christmas cactus. Happy holidays y’all.
A potted Christmas cactus blooming in a pink so bright it seems to be glowing
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Michael @mwdelaney.me · 21/12/2025
Well done. Well done, everyone. We're halfway out of the dark.
December 21
Half Way Out of the Dark
On every planet, wherever people are.
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Michael @mwdelaney.me · 27/11/2025
This was a [popular home renovation store] floor proplift* from 2019. It’s never bloomed before; I didn’t know what color it was until this week/today. Happy Thanksgiving. *don’t give the crime a cool name if you want to discourage it
A Thanksgiving cactus (Schlumbergera) in bloom held in my hand
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Michael @mwdelaney.me · 18/11/2025
This isn't helpful, I just like when Cyclops is right.
A pair of panels from Uncanny X-Men #541.

Panel 1
WOMAN: So-- plan B?
CYCLOPS: No. Not plan B. Plan 2.

Panel 2
CYCLOPS: "Plan B" implies ew only have 26".
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Michael @mwdelaney.me · 14/11/2025
I added a bunch of new characters to swordfight-cli: * Mummy * Lizard Man * Human with Quarterstaff * more??
npx swordfight-cli
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Michael @mwdelaney.me · 14/11/2025
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Michael @mwdelaney.me · 12/11/2025
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Michael @mwdelaney.me · 11/11/2025
I made a thing. It’s a combat game engine that has a hideous frontend at swordfight.me I still have to add more characters and find some way of adding art BUT… Now you can play against the computer on the command line:
$ npx swordfight-cli
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Michael @mwdelaney.me · 10/11/2025
What's up? Wanna have a fight?
A screenshot of a terminal window showing a command typed in: $ npx swordfight-cli
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Michael @mwdelaney.me · 24/10/2025
Hello

Yes, this is dog
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Michael @mwdelaney.me · 09/10/2025
"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"
Yvonne Elliman portraying Mary Magdalene in Jesus Christ Superstar (1973) washing the face of Ted Neely, who is portraying Jesus Christ.
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Michael @mwdelaney.me · 09/10/2025
"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"
April O'Neil (1987)
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Michael @mwdelaney.me · 06/10/2025
Creating reusable components ("blocks") for a static site generator like Eleventy isn't immediately easy like for commercial CMSes like WordPress. Let's lower that bar. How about single-file components that store the data model, markup, CMS config, and even JS and CSS? github.com/MWDelaney/el...
---
# Reusable static components for Eleventy
# https://github.com/MWDelaney/eleventy-plugin-reusable-components

# Required fields
title: Text
description: A block of rich text content.

# Default values
textContent: >-
  Lorem ipsum dolor sit _amet_.

# CMS Fields
cms:
  - name: textContent
    label: Body
    widget: markdown
---

{# Component HTML, using the default values above #}
<section class="block block-{{ title | slugify }}">
  <article class="container">
    {{- textContent | markdown | safe -}}
  </article>
</section>
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Michael @mwdelaney.me · 21/09/2025
New phone camera who dis?
A beautiful beetle of some kind snacking on one of my pothos cuttings.
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Michael @mwdelaney.me · 20/09/2025
Hey y’all. Happy Saturday. It’s Decorative Gourd Season. decorativegourdseason.com
It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherf#$%ers!

I don't know about you, but I can't wait to get my hands on some f$%king gourds and arrange them in a horn-shaped basket on my dining room table. That sh%t is going to look so seasonal.
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Michael @mwdelaney.me · 18/09/2025
cc @denizcamp.bsky.social
A panel from The Ultimates (Marvel, 2024) #16 by Deniz Camp. An inset dialog box reads "It didn't take long to realize that having meetings was pretty much all these people had done for the last sixty years."

And an old man is depicted adjusting his glasses, pointing a finger in the air, and saying "--move that we form a committee to research the possibility of circulating a petition!"
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Michael @mwdelaney.me · 11/09/2025
It's in there twice though :(
A screenshot of the link from the previous post showing the mobile menu and the desktop menu at the same time, with an inset screenshot of the browser's inspector tool with the separate mobile and desktop navigation elements selected to indicate that there are two of them.
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Michael @mwdelaney.me · 21/08/2025
With utmost respect to Hannah Blumenreich.
A tiny portion of Hannah Blumenreich's brilliant, beautiful Spider-Man zine featuring Spider-Man sitting on a city stoop looking up surprised saying "There's guys following you??"
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Michael @mwdelaney.me · 20/08/2025
Our dogs have the same theme settings
Izzy looking normal
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Michael @mwdelaney.me · 12/08/2025
DO NOT, MY FRIENDS, BECOME ADDICTED TO WATER
IT WILL TAKE HOLD OF YOU
AND YOU WILL RESENT ITS ABSENCE
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Michael @mwdelaney.me · 30/07/2025
IT ALL HAS TO BURN, IT'S GOING TO BLAZE. IT IS FILTHY AND CAN'T BE SAVED. A COUPLE OF GOOD THINGS WILL BURN WITH THE REST BUT IT'S O. K., EVERY PIECE IS PART OF THE UGLY WHOLE. EVERYTHING CONSPIRES TO KEEP YOU HUNGRY AND AFRAID FOR YOUR BABIES.
DON'T WAIT ANY LONGER. WAITING IS WEAKNESS, WEAKNESS IS SLAVERY. BURN DOWN THE SYSTEM THAT HAS NO PLACE FOR YOU, RISE TRIUMPHANT FROM THE ASHES.
FIRE PURIFIES AND RELEASES ENERGY. FIRE GIVES HEAT AND LIGHT. LET FIRE BE THE
CELEBRATION OF YOUR DELIVERANCE.
LET LIGHTNING STRIKE, LET THE FLAMES DEVOUR THE ENEMY!


1979/82
Artist:
Jenny Holzer
American, b. 1950
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Michael @mwdelaney.me · 22/07/2025
ElevenTAY
Lectroid John Bigboote emphatically gesturing about his name's pronunciation, but, hilariously, the text overlaying the image says "Eleven TAY!".
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Michael @mwdelaney.me · 21/07/2025
In just 2 days, I'm speaking at the @11ty.dev meetup about why and how the principles of continuous deployment are a great fit for even the smallest website. And not even as complicated as it's usually described! @kajkandler.bsky.social is also presenting about structured data!
A slide from my upcoming presentation describing how Continuous Deployment is usually described, vs. the parts that you'll probably need for your site. Those are the parts I'll be discussing!
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Michael @mwdelaney.me · 17/07/2025
I'm speaking at the @11ty.dev meetup again! Next week! The 23rd! SNEAK PREVIEW STRAIGHT FROM KEYNOTE:
Integration: the process of building 11ty; running “npm run build”
Deployment: uploading your built site files to the internet
Artifacts: Your _site directory, the product of “npm run build”
Continuous: A big scary word for automating a task
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Michael @mwdelaney.me · 15/07/2025
Best we can do is Smarch
Homer Simpson standing next to a wall calendar with the Smarch page opened and 12 days crossed out, revealing today to be Friday, Smarch 13th.
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Michael @mwdelaney.me · 30/06/2025
Post your favorite Doctor Who, wrong answers only
“Doctor Who Sold Matthew Perry Ketamine to Plead Guilty”
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