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Mika Walker Kane

@mwalkerkane.bsky.social
647 followers 256 following 973 posts

«Je mets un billet à une loterie dont le gros lot se réduit à ceci: être lu en 2035.»

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Mika Walker Kane @mwalkerkane.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
If Democrats don't condemn Trump's genocidal threats more strongly, I will be forced to vote for Donald Trump a fourth time.
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Mika Walker Kane @mwalkerkane.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I think Kim Jong Un needs to send Dennis Rodman to the White House about now.
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Mika Walker Kane @mwalkerkane.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I've really lost all faith in FIFA.
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Mika Walker Kane @mwalkerkane.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I thought we were pivoting to Greenland?
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Mika Walker Kane @mwalkerkane.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
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Mika Walker Kane @mwalkerkane.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Let's not let a few bad apples spoil the president's personal goon squad.
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Mika Walker Kane @mwalkerkane.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Getting that tingly feeling that Lucy is about to pull the football away as Democrat Charlie Brown attempts to kick it again.
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Mika Walker Kane @mwalkerkane.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
You are all going to have egg on your face when FIFA gives ICE the peace prize.
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Mika Walker Kane @mwalkerkane.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
We need better trained stormtroopers.
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Mika Walker Kane @mwalkerkane.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Trump is making some controversial claims in this speech. Let's all wait till the fact-check comes out.
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Mika Walker Kane @mwalkerkane.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
American citizens getting curb stomped and executed in Target parking lots is keeping them safe from Mexicans washing their dishes, however.
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Mika Walker Kane @mwalkerkane.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Grizzled veterans of the War on Christmas, gird yourselves...
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Mika Walker Kane @mwalkerkane.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
No one wants to hear this over here, but you have to admit Elon has finally found just the right balance of seething bigotry, race science, and child pornography over on "X."
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Mika Walker Kane @mwalkerkane.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
You have to respect how much Trump resents the implication that he might have anything other than cartoonishly evil motivations for invading another country.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
"The real question is: by what right does Denmark assert control over Greenland? What is the basis of their territorial claim? What is their basis for having Greenland as a colony of Denmark?" See colonialism is bad, kids. Except if the US is the engaged in the colonialism.
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Mika Walker Kane @mwalkerkane.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I, for one, will never forget when Venezuela brought the Twin Towers down with fentanyl on 9/11.
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Mika Walker Kane @mwalkerkane.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Who knew "America First" meant bomb South America first.
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Mika Walker Kane @mwalkerkane.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
And lots of polio, hepatitis, COVID, and measles.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
You pull yourself up by your boostraps. Me? I DESERVE free money from the government, and so do my rich friends bsky.app/profile/cwar...
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Mika Walker Kane @mwalkerkane.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Still think Trump is going to grow into the job.
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Mika Walker Kane @mwalkerkane.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
The trauma that RFK Jr. has put that little brain worm through -- can't help but feel for the little guy.
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Mika Walker Kane @mwalkerkane.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Is felching having a moment?
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Mika Walker Kane @mwalkerkane.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Find a man who will look at you like this
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Mika Walker Kane @mwalkerkane.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
It's not easy to nail (no pun intended) a resurrection without venture capital, btw.
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Mika Walker Kane @mwalkerkane.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Elon's Extremely Hardcore resurrection
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Mika Walker Kane @mwalkerkane.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
I'm still upset over the passing of Saint Dick. Thank you for understanding.
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Mika Walker Kane @mwalkerkane.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
"I need to commune with Nature" 19th century: Goes to a remote pond for 2 years, writes book. 20th century: Goes camping for the weekend. 21st century: Watches cat video on phone.
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Mika Walker Kane @mwalkerkane.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
The only thing that turns kids into "adults" faster than black skin is a kid getting sexually assaulted by a prominent Republican.
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Mika Walker Kane @mwalkerkane.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
No one can snatch defeat from the jaws of victory like the Democrats.
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Mika Walker Kane @mwalkerkane.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Torrid love affair with the gardener.
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Mika Walker Kane @mwalkerkane.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Every culture has one thing at which you are not allowed to laugh.
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Mika Walker Kane @mwalkerkane.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
There a word yet for a person who has clearly spent too much time interacting with AI and now always barks commands at people and generally responds inappropriately to actual humans? I'm proposing "AI-hole"
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Mika Walker Kane @mwalkerkane.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Still can't believe this actually happened...
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Mika Walker Kane @mwalkerkane.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Just took a low-pressure shower, got vaccinated, read a book, and took Tylenol under a windmill to own the cons.
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Mika Walker Kane @mwalkerkane.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Trump's "Smash Tylenol" campaign just the latest effort to eliminate the Four Pests of America: vaccines, Tylenol, windmills, and solar power.
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Mika Walker Kane @mwalkerkane.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
A: What are you in for? B: Mocking.
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
the Trump administration told The New York Times that IUDs, hormonal implants, and the Pill are actually abortions open.substack.com/pub/jessica/...
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The Trump Administration Says IUDs and the Pill Are Abortions
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Mika Walker Kane @mwalkerkane.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Are you pro-Charlie Kirk or hyper-pro-Charlie Kirk? Like for first option, retweet for second.
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Mika Walker Kane @mwalkerkane.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
[Liberal watches Hitler give furious, rambling speech in a beer hall]: "I may disagree with him, but he's doing politics the right way."
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Mika Walker Kane @mwalkerkane.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Political violence is so disturbing when it isn't something I can pay for and cheer on from a safe distance.
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Mika Walker Kane @mwalkerkane.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I, for one, will never forget when trans and anti-fascist ideology did 9/11.
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Mika Walker Kane @mwalkerkane.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Honestly thought they were going to switch to a logo of Sydney Sweeney's tits emblazoned with swastikas or whatever just to prove Cracker Barrel is not woke.
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Mika Walker Kane @mwalkerkane.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Our long national Cracker Barrel logo nightmare is over.
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Mika Walker Kane @mwalkerkane.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Iron Chef: Countertop
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Mika Walker Kane @mwalkerkane.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
The most profound, heart-wrenching moral decision we seem to make today -- the Sophie's Choice of late capitalism -- is which social media platform to post cat gifs from.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 22/08/2025
On the left: Nate Cavanagh, a 28-year-old DOGE staffer and college dropout. On the right: Mohammad Halimi, a 53-year-old exiled Afghan scholar. This is the story of how DOGE targeted Halimi on social media. Then the Taliban took his family. 🧵
Photo of DOGE staffer Nate Cavanagh, a 28-year-old white man in a blue pullover, carrying a black backpack.Photo of 53-year-old Afghan scholar Mohammad Halimi. He is sitting, wearing white pants and shirt with a brown vest.
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Mika Walker Kane @mwalkerkane.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Eating a bucket of radioactive shrimp right now to own the libs.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 12/08/2025
i will never not be amused by how the conservative world is governed by the kind of “affirmative action” they say happens in mainstream institutions. totally unqualified dipshits are handed the keys to institutions because they say the right thing and have the right look.
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Mika Walker Kane @mwalkerkane.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
The Human Rights Lawyer or Professor of Genocide Studies who is currently supporting a genocide also going to be a contender.
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Mika Walker Kane @mwalkerkane.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
My fridge needs more AI.
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