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In case you didn't know, whether you're at a party or not, broccoli has the highest salad dressing retention ratio of all the veggies on the platter. You're welcome.

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Chris from Canada 🇨🇦 @mutterfly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Sure, figs may look like an infestation of anal polyps when you open them up, but damn they're good.

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Chris from Canada 🇨🇦 @mutterfly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It seems that the UN is still quite ineffectual if it's going to allow for #DonaldTrump to give speeches at its council meetings.

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Chris from Canada 🇨🇦 @mutterfly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

What's with the overabundance of gun cocking & chamber / clip checks in action movies?

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Anime: Reloading a Gun

ALT: Anime: Reloading a Gun

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Chris from Canada 🇨🇦 @mutterfly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Plesiosaurus playing in the ocean, I think it's the Pacific.

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Chris from Canada 🇨🇦 @mutterfly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Of course I'm going to buy the 50 pack of garlic bulbs over the three pack of garlic bulbs, they're only two dollars more.

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Chris from Canada 🇨🇦 @mutterfly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

"Some people call him the Spaced Cowboy, others call him the Gangster of Loath..." If Steve Miller sang about #Trump.

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Chris from Canada 🇨🇦 @mutterfly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Does anyone else find those #Trivago commercials more than just a little bit irritating?

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Hotel Trivago

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Chris from Canada 🇨🇦 @mutterfly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

#DonaldTrump, swishes various dictator's demon seed around in his mouth like he's at a wine tasting.

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Chris from Canada 🇨🇦 @mutterfly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

With all the ass fanatics nowadays I'm surprised that the big butts category on Porn Hub is only the fourth largest.

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Chris from Canada 🇨🇦 @mutterfly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I went the other way with vaginal slough

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Chris from Canada 🇨🇦 @mutterfly.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Hey #Trump here's one straight out of the seventies, f*ck off & die.

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Chris from Canada 🇨🇦 @mutterfly.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Xanthism. Apparently it happens to people too. #Trump

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Chris from Canada 🇨🇦 @mutterfly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Not sure why replies/reposts are turned off on this post but a lot of it comes down to the fact that the closer you get to the equator the more grow seasons there are. In Canada we have two per year, in California they have five.

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Chris from Canada 🇨🇦 @mutterfly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

In the snippets I've seen of shows about outer-world & other such conspiracy theories, why do all of the people who are supposed to experts seem so ineffectual?

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Chris from Canada 🇨🇦 @mutterfly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The president of the United has the runs when he shits.

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Chris from Canada 🇨🇦 @mutterfly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Hey #Bluesky, how come when you look for a gif for Stockholm Syndrome only gifs of people with Down syndrome appear?

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Chris from Canada 🇨🇦 @mutterfly.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Donald Trump sitting on his gold toilet humming to himself, "always look on the plight side of life, doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo doo. Hee hee, I did a doo doo. Okay, wipe my butt attendant, but first I want my cookie for being a good boy.

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Chris from Canada 🇨🇦 @mutterfly.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

"In darkest day, in blackest night, no evil shall I ever fight. Let those of color, who are not white, be destroyed by my dim dim light."

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Chris from Canada 🇨🇦 @mutterfly.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

My fav is "But if you say 'Oh God' all the time you must believe in God" NO. Skewed or otherwise, religious doctrines has been inbred into our societies, not unlike curses, including 'Oh God', 'Jesus Christ', or what have you and used by atheists and Christians alike.

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Chris from Canada 🇨🇦 @mutterfly.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I wish most of these products, like my favorite 'Canada Dry' ginger ale, we're actually produced in AND distributed from Canada.

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Chris from Canada 🇨🇦 @mutterfly.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

#AManWalksIntoABar, there are empty bottles & people passed out strewn everywhere. The man says sh*t, did I lock you guys in here again last night?

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Chris from Canada 🇨🇦 @mutterfly.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

It's weird that they cropped out the fact that they're holding hands in this picture.

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Chris from Canada 🇨🇦 @mutterfly.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Sweet, I have a UK version of The 1994 Isuzu Trooper called the Bighorn. Most people don't notice it's right hand drive right away.

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Chris from Canada 🇨🇦 @mutterfly.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I want to see Donald Trump imprisoned or placed in a convalescent home, though being found dead on his gold-plated toilet sounds appealing as well.

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Chris from Canada 🇨🇦 @mutterfly.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

What's that, you know four languages, cool, I know half a language

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Chris from Canada 🇨🇦 @mutterfly.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

The president of the United States is a crier. Wah!

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Chris from Canada 🇨🇦 @mutterfly.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Well, lettuce on burgers and spinach on pizza so... Point made though.

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Chris from Canada 🇨🇦 @mutterfly.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I doubt #Trump can remember 12 seconds into the past much less any of his children's names.

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Chris from Canada 🇨🇦 @mutterfly.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Confucius say, women with large mammaries are more likely to get elbowed.

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Pregnancy Joke

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Chris from Canada 🇨🇦 @mutterfly.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Him: "So we can't use 'kitty', 'beaver' OR pussy to, uh!!!?" Her: (gives him her 'you're a dimwit' look)

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Chris from Canada 🇨🇦 @mutterfly.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

The biggest daily decision #DonaldTrump should be making is whether to wear 4XL Depends (big kids) or Pampers (play time) under his robe.

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