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Jase

@mutantnarwhalplays.bsky.social
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Editor Producer of Chattergangmtg Community is more powerful than individuality. Just search mutantnarhalplays and that's most likely me.

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Jase @mutantnarwhalplays.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Brian Poindexter sounds rad af. #ohio
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Jase @mutantnarwhalplays.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You ever just feel so overworked, stressed out and tired you wanna call out because your entire body hurts including your stomach pains. That's where I'm at. If I do though it just makes my life infinitely more screwed when you go back. My margins are call out and get backed up for weeks now.
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Jase @mutantnarwhalplays.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I think it's fascinating how the most powerful person in a company can endorse AI use both for art and "efficiency" then try to get advice on whether or not it would be good to collect art as an investment opportunity when people are literally getting laid off...
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Jase @mutantnarwhalplays.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I went to FNM yesterday and it felt like it was just an exercise in arguing with people who only had half the info they needed to argue and trying to steam roll all of my feelings about something. This community is why I'm not huge into the gathering parts of any fandom.
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Jase @mutantnarwhalplays.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Nothing like verging on a panic attack because you found out 2 weeks ago you're taking over an entire department with nearly no training and you're by yourself, then get told you're running another separate department by yourself, then people got laid off last week. It's not even 7am yet.
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Jase @mutantnarwhalplays.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Inspired by another artist. #digitalart #streetfighter #cosplay #chunli #art
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Jase @mutantnarwhalplays.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
We should nuke natural disasters as they're occuring for science.
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Jase @mutantnarwhalplays.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I never expected My Dress-Up Darling to be the anime that genuinely makes me cry over real actual feelings I'm having where I'm at in life and how much I do. #anime #mydressupdarling
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Jase @mutantnarwhalplays.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I've been pillaging my existing decks for a PreCon League and last night I said... Oh no 3 of my decks are unusable now I'm going to have no decks to play... I didn't realize I also had 7 commander decks in my bag... ADHD is a slight problem... I had 10 commander decks... #mtg #commander
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Jase @mutantnarwhalplays.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Saying All in the Family couldn't air today because of political correctness is an irony that's not worth educating or discussing with someone. That being said go watch All in the Family.
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Jase @mutantnarwhalplays.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
JJK got me so fucked up any time there's a tender moment and a close up on a sweet young girl in an anime I think they're about to die. #jjk #anime #marriagetoxin
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Jase @mutantnarwhalplays.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Company states they don't have work or the ability to pay us for the first two weeks of May. Offers work at our sister company for everyone except the office and management. It's 20 minutes east. Rents a billboard for our 100 year anniversary. ??????????
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Jase @mutantnarwhalplays.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Episode 5 of Witch Hat Atelier is one of the most beautifully animated things I have ever seen. My heart was fluttering and I held my breath at the drop to silence. Absolutely amazing. #anime #witchhatatelier #WHA
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Jase @mutantnarwhalplays.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Amuro and Char is one of the realist depictions between two autistic people who have beef and sexual tension but don't know how to communicate with each other.
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Jase @mutantnarwhalplays.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Does anyone have such an innocent baseline level of thinking that like sexual innuendoes just never register to you or is that just a me thing?
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Jase @mutantnarwhalplays.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Show - Unethical
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Jase @mutantnarwhalplays.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Movie - Ehhthical Deodorant - Ethical Cancerguard - Unethical Wayfair - Unethical Medicine - Unethical Coffee Creamer - Ethical Makeup - Unethical Panera Bread - Ethical Fire Fighter Show - Ehhthical Nissan - Ethical Lottery - Unethical Nissan - Ethical Weather - Unethical Copaganda - Unethical
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Jase @mutantnarwhalplays.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Survivor 50 Fiji Airways - Ethical
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Jase @mutantnarwhalplays.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Pet Food - Ehhthical Rivian - Unethical Red Lobster - Unethical Insurify - Unethical Medication - Unethical - Insidious Macy's - Unethical Ghosts - Ethical Chevy - Unethical - Song Outsiders Musical - Ethical RAM - Unethical using AI Jack Casino - Unethical Chevy - Unethical Podcast - ???
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Jase @mutantnarwhalplays.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Liberty Mutual - Unethical Starbucks - Ehthical Shopify - Ethical Medication - Unethical Vuor1 - Unethical Cop Show - Unethical America's Culinary Cup - Ethical
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Jase @mutantnarwhalplays.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Higher Education - Unethical Credit Card - Unethical Kohl's - ... Ehhthical Medication - Unethical Ancestry - Unethical Dominoes - Ethical Medication - Unethical PGA Tour - Unethical Toyota - Ethical Chevy - Ethical Toyota - Unethical News - ??? Cop Show - Unethical Matlock - Ehthical
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Jase @mutantnarwhalplays.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Survivor - Ethical TMobile x Doordash - Unethical GLP1 - Unethical Macy's - Ethical Medication - Unethical Applebee's - It's Applebee's Wealth Management - Unethical Show - Ethical
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Jase @mutantnarwhalplays.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Star Wars Movie - Ethical Some Bronchitis Treatment - Unethical Progressive - Unethical Listerine - Unethical Red Lobster - Unethical because Limited Endless Shrimp Supplements - Unethical Swiffer - Ethical Amazon Health AI - Unethical Some Show x2 - Ethical
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Jase @mutantnarwhalplays.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
First commercial was before the show even started. Matlock - Ethical
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Jase @mutantnarwhalplays.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Absolutely beautiful.
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Jase @mutantnarwhalplays.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Survivor is about to start I'm going to make a list of commercials and decide if they're ethical or not based solely on vibes.
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Jase @mutantnarwhalplays.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
If we're getting Westerners doing anime openings, we should give Ed Sheeran a shot. I don't even like Ed Sheeran all that much I just think he'd make a killer anime opening. #hottakes #anime
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Jase @mutantnarwhalplays.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
This year has been so fucking wild I forgot Scott Adams died in January... IT'S ALMOST MAY WTF MAN
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Jase @mutantnarwhalplays.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Yesterday I saw so little decorations and advertisement for 4/20... I'm glad we all stopped celebrating Hitlers birthday this year. Brave. (This is an ongoing bit and bad joke)
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Jase @mutantnarwhalplays.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
#goodwillfind I don't know who's cat this was, but I love them and I'm going to appreciate them everyday. Seeing it brought me so much joy.
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Jase @mutantnarwhalplays.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I've been excited about the Witch Hat Atelier anime for years, my wife then fiancé had never heard of it. To know the intro is by EVE made me even happier. #anime #EVE #witchhatatelier
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Jase @mutantnarwhalplays.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Cat people show off their cats and talk about their cats like trading cards. #tcg
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Jase @mutantnarwhalplays.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
The moment a valid point is brought up in an argument and the other person says "well that doesn't matter," then the argument doesn't matter at all. If we can't shift the playing field in both directions and you have no rebuttal you've lost the argument. After that you're just being a dick.
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Jase @mutantnarwhalplays.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Call people out on even the lightest form of sexism. I just said "I don't like that" to someone calling their gf a broad albeit jokingly. All 3 men I was talking to immediately defended it and started saying lighthearted sexism is funny. Like that's fine just don't do it around me please.
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Jase @mutantnarwhalplays.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Sometimes I wish I had any real sense of shame. A shame/embarrassment kink would be the ultimate rebuttal to anything.
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Jase @mutantnarwhalplays.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
My wife has only been playing Magic consistently since 2024. She's one of the best players I've ever met in my life. Like how someone so beautiful, fun, and smart would pick me. I got the hott, nerdy, popular, thicccc party girl. I'm just over here like... Time to min/max another roguelike.
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Jase @mutantnarwhalplays.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Playing on Spell Table with my wife and some friends last night. My wife: Ashling Precon Friend 1: Ozai Friend 2: Adrix & Nev Me: Turtles Precon 2 making 84 coil Tokens and killing me and 1. Wife: Hold my beer. Played all their creatures and hit him for the win. My wife is so hott. #mtg
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Jase @mutantnarwhalplays.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Added a Froggy-Chair to my bedroom in Animal Crossing. It is in fact a cuck-chair.
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Jase @mutantnarwhalplays.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I feel like the Angry Orange is one senile sentence away from admitting who he's had assassinated.
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Jase @mutantnarwhalplays.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Straight married men say some of the most casual small dick shit I've ever heard. I did not realize this was going to be one of the things I would experience after getting married. So many complicated ways to say "I'm selfish and couldn't please my ex-wife" Wtf is a man-card?
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Jase @mutantnarwhalplays.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
If I had a dollar for every older white man that ignored me, whenever I came up with a solution they eventually "came up with" I'd have quite a bit of dollars.
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Jase @mutantnarwhalplays.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Sendai Colony soon. #jjk
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Jase @mutantnarwhalplays.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
A quote that left my mouth today to my boss, "I don't know man I'm not a wizard. If I was I wouldn't be working here I'd be off doing cool wizard shit".
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Jase @mutantnarwhalplays.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
26 years ago I never thought I'd learn how to do art just to draw hot fat girls as hot fat fairies and elves but here we are.
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Jase @mutantnarwhalplays.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Me playing a precon: I plan to keep this precon as is and don't want to improve it, I'm just learning it so I can use it against newer players because my decks are overturned. Some guy I didn't ask: Here's what you can put in that precon to make it better! Me: Stfu #mtg
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Jase @mutantnarwhalplays.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
All of my film teachers failed me. If you're studying the heroes journey go watch Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
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Jase @mutantnarwhalplays.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
We get 1/8" of snow and everyone has their learners permit again.
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Jase @mutantnarwhalplays.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I wish CEO positions worked on the Highlander ruleset.
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Jase @mutantnarwhalplays.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Listening to I by Bump of Chicken outside the vape shop trying not to cry #mha #bumpofchicken
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Chattergang: Magic and Gathering @chattergangmtg.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
@mutantnarwhalplays.bsky.social and @josehopesbeacon.bsky.social have been sent away and the ladies are taking over! My wife (yay!) is being joined by Monica, @keegsmtg.bsky.social, and LillTCG to talk Lorwyn Eclipsed and what they're excited for. Check it out tomorrow at 11am EST.
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