MustangJedi @mustangjedi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Somewhere between “yes, sir” and “probably a bad idea. 8813
MustangJedi @mustangjedi.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I’m the kinda guy you can take home to your family. I will then get closer to them than you are and we’ll slowly phase you out. 0470
MustangJedi @mustangjedi.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I’m like an avocado. I’m only pleasant for a short period of time and it’s up to you to figure out when that is 5590
MustangJedi @mustangjedi.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Apparently this isn’t what the Council meant by “dress appropriately.” Buncha bantha fodder 2631
MustangJedi @mustangjedi.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I had a thought. It wandered off. Anyway… here’s my dirty pillows. 1217211
MustangJedi @mustangjedi.bsky.social · 02/07/2026If you turn my purr into a growl, match my energy or get bicep locked 7671
MustangJedi @mustangjedi.bsky.social · 30/06/2026My wardrobe has two categories: homeless or gay fit 3733
MustangJedi @mustangjedi.bsky.social · 23/06/2026ima bearded booted boss waiting for snacks and a foot rub 5884
MustangJedi @mustangjedi.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Fuck all these… ‘Wake up early with a session of yoga & running so I can set myself up for success’ Bitch I sleep in for the same reason. 5812
MustangJedi @mustangjedi.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Serving you a ripe, thick, dirty fairytale lit through a dirty mirror in the back of a nasty gay bar ✨wya 3741
MustangJedi @mustangjedi.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Somewhere a twink just sensed a disturbance in the Force 1217711
MustangJedi @mustangjedi.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Eye contact has started more trouble than tequila 6863
MustangJedi @mustangjedi.bsky.social · 02/06/2026all the right places are textured or pink. I don’t make the rules 51165
MustangJedi @mustangjedi.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I’m 99% angel, but dat 1% is on its way to leave boot prints & emotional damage 51585
MustangJedi @mustangjedi.bsky.social · 24/05/2026belly comes with a purr, eye contact, and a Spotify playlist 61093
MustangJedi @mustangjedi.bsky.social · 17/05/2026chokers out- Daddies love ’em. Good boys fear ’em and u wanna worship ‘em 21052
MustangJedi @mustangjedi.bsky.social · 06/05/2026I don’t really rise & shine. I just caffeinate & hope for the best 836315
MustangJedi @mustangjedi.bsky.social · 04/05/2026“Get in there, you big hairy oaf, I don’t care what you smell” - Han Solo #starwarsday #maythe4thbewithyou 41020
MustangJedi @mustangjedi.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Packing pounds because a lightweight cuddle is just disrespectful 81287
MustangJedi @mustangjedi.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Stop undressing me with your eyes. Use your teeth 5751
MustangJedi @mustangjedi.bsky.social · 15/03/2026thick thighs save lives, but a scruffy belly is a spiritual experience 61045
MustangJedi @mustangjedi.bsky.social · 08/03/2026If u start feeding on em my arms will wrap u like a trap into these pec pillows 1434026
MustangJedi @mustangjedi.bsky.social · 02/03/2026ever just wanna drift off with your face buried in a man’s warm, textured body 61565
MustangJedi @mustangjedi.bsky.social · 22/02/2026pinned so good you’ll thank me for the boot print 2881
MustangJedi @mustangjedi.bsky.social · 18/02/2026on your feed cuz you googled ‘best place to eat out’ 5802
MustangJedi @mustangjedi.bsky.social · 11/02/2026I look like this when I want to feel close to someone. And by close I mean you’re prolly gettin’ hair in ur mouth 5881
MustangJedi @mustangjedi.bsky.social · 14/01/2026hope your ideal weight includes me pinning you down 81638
MustangJedi @mustangjedi.bsky.social · 30/12/2025warning: belly rubs are activating- I’m not responsible when it escalates to air hunger from the smothering 4603
