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Sam Elliott's mustache

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I am mustache; rub me for good luck! As seen on Twitter. x.com/MustacheElliott

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RetroPAT @retropat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Three decades of Sam Elliott's iconic stashe in movies.
Sam Elliott in 'Lifeguard' (1976)Sam Elliott in 'Mask' (1985)Sam Elliott in "Tombstone' (1993)Sam Elliott in 'The Big Lebowski' (1998)
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Sam Elliott's mustache @mustacheelliott.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A quiet horse don't mean a foolish one.
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Sam Elliott's mustache @mustacheelliott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When the sun's high, find some shade. When it's low, find your way home.
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Sam Elliott's mustache @mustacheelliott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You don't need a compass when you know where you're headed.
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Sam Elliott's mustache @mustacheelliott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Don't let a little rain convince you the sky is falling.
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Sam Elliott's mustache @mustacheelliott.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If your stache ain't catching dust, you're probably standing still.
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Sam Elliott's mustache @mustacheelliott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Never count cattle you ain't seen.
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Sam Elliott's mustache @mustacheelliott.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You can't outrun trouble on a tired horse.
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Sam Elliott's mustache @mustacheelliott.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A full belly makes for poor judgment.
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Sam Elliott's mustache @mustacheelliott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Stache thick enough to store winter provisions.
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Sam Elliott's mustache @mustacheelliott.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Not much to do in a one horse town.
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Sam Elliott's mustache @mustacheelliott.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Always be kind, until it's time to not be kind.
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Sam Elliott's mustache @mustacheelliott.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Stache bigger than Texas
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Sam Elliott's mustache @mustacheelliott.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A long road will teach you what a short one can't (PS - this mustache is going on vacation! b/c even mustaches need a break sometimes. see ya in 2 weeks, Internet!)
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Sam Elliott's mustache @mustacheelliott.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
If the barn door's open, check the horses before blaming the wind.
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Sam Elliott's mustache @mustacheelliott.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A dry creek bed can still flood.
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Sam Elliott's mustache @mustacheelliott.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Stache sharp enough to split mesquite.
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Sam Elliott's mustache @mustacheelliott.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
If the coffee's cold, the morning's already gone wrong.
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Sam Elliott's mustache @mustacheelliott.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Don't rope what you can't ride.
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Sam Elliott's mustache @mustacheelliott.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
A good stache arrives before its owner.
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Sam Elliott's mustache @mustacheelliott.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
When you reach the top of the mountain, ain't nothing to do but climb back down.
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Sam Elliott's mustache @mustacheelliott.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
When in doubt, trust the man with the larger mustache.
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Sam Elliott's mustache @mustacheelliott.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Never let your mustache write checks your horse can't cash.
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Sam Elliott's mustache @mustacheelliott.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
A strong wind parts weak grass and weak mustaches.
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Sam Elliott's mustache @mustacheelliott.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
A fine stache casts a long shadow.
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Sam Elliott's mustache @mustacheelliott.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Never argue with a man holding your lunch.
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Sam Elliott's mustache @mustacheelliott.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Stache grand as a county fair.
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Sam Elliott's mustache @mustacheelliott.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
If you keep countin' your chickens, they'll stop layin'.
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Sam Elliott's mustache @mustacheelliott.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
A cowboy without a stache is just a man outdoors.
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Sam Elliott's mustache @mustacheelliott.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Tougher than week-old jerky.
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Sam Elliott's mustache @mustacheelliott.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
When the chuckwagon's empty, everybody's a philosopher.
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Sam Elliott's mustache @mustacheelliott.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
A rooster's got more sense than a man showing off.
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Sam Elliott's mustache @mustacheelliott.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Big stache at the trading post.
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Sam Elliott's mustache @mustacheelliott.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Never trust a fence built in a hurry.
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Sam Elliott's mustache @mustacheelliott.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Slick as creek mud in a rainstorm.
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Sam Elliott's mustache @mustacheelliott.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
When the coyotes start laughin', head the other direction.
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Sam Elliott's mustache @mustacheelliott.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
A loose saddle and a loose tongue cause the same trouble.
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Sam Elliott's mustache @mustacheelliott.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Stache as thick as prairie brush.
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Sam Elliott's mustache @mustacheelliott.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Never race a mule with somewhere to be.
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Sam Elliott's mustache @mustacheelliott.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
If your boots are shinin', your cattle probably ain't.
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Sam Elliott's mustache @mustacheelliott.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
A mustache don't make a cowboy, but it sure helps.
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Sam Elliott's mustache @mustacheelliott.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
When the coffee's cold, the conversation's over.
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Sam Elliott's mustache @mustacheelliott.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Stache wider than a wagon axle.
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Sam Elliott's mustache @mustacheelliott.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Never borrow a man's horse or his barber.
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Sam Elliott's mustache @mustacheelliott.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
A mustache is just a hat for your lip.
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Sam Elliott's mustache @mustacheelliott.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
When you’re on the fence, get off it.
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Sam Elliott's mustache @mustacheelliott.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Grittin your teeth won’t cut through gristle
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Sam Elliott's mustache @mustacheelliott.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Every great mustache deserves a front porch.
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Sam Elliott's mustache @mustacheelliott.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Never shoot a man with no arms.
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Sam Elliott's mustache @mustacheelliott.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
A man who oils his mustache but not his skillet ain’t to be trusted.
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